In My Lifetime......

[aimeeb1211]

aww bless! You're so young there! :3 x

[racridan]

Well lucky for you Westlife have broken up

[MrDannythedick]

lots of bitches..ptchchchch

[KatherineA95]

That Louis Walsh joke just made my day ;P

[LAURACUM]

Dalkey?

[faithgurl33]

your just cute:) ha jus sayinn.

[Girlover14223]

I got lots of bitchez... Lol. 

[Hyperoncola1990]

Stephen I could help you with the piano part...

[XxXKarateChikXxX]

Omg I watched this video ages ago then I was thinking I wanted to watch it again n I've been thinking about the lines in it n I couldn't remember the name n voilà!! It is found!!! :D x lol

[MindlessClique]

Meoooowr I heart this video lotzzz :X

[clubpenguinlovalady]

I can play piano :)

[MrCharlotteLee]

:O you look different to now !!!!! <3

[indierock1231]

get lots of bitches??

like charlie??

i still dont understand how that ended

[21thDrawer]

Love ur vids!!!

[JessicarVroomVroom]

Piano is a good instrument 2 learn :P

Most people stop after a few years tho...

I was one of the nerds that kept goin. 8 years!

[gurlzrose]

i can teach u using chopsticks :)

[MissAnnabell22]

Sexaaaaaay hair in this!<3

[nicolekumla]

lol :D

[MusicLover8498]

I was on the rumour room today with you :)

[sakura34392]

LOL "YOU'RE GOING DOWN LOUIS WALSH"

[themaddieful]

so, here's a little story, today, i had a vague memory that in one of your old videos, you said you wanted to have more subscribers than westlife, and TADA. i was right, and i dont know why i remembered that. BUT, more importantly, you have... 71,530 Subscribers

westlife's official YT has only 30,898 Subscribers

you have double westlife's, plus 10,000. WOW. go stephen....

and go me for having the weirdest memory EVAR

[DaraJonas]

all of my lifes dreams :)

[DaraJonas]

@DaraJonas seriously they are hahaha

[MyBabycakes12345]

"you wanna stop being stereotyped", I so agree with this, i get it everyday D:

i mostly get sterotyped because of the music i listen to. D:

Your videos cheer me up :D <3 x

[MissAnnabell22]

@MyBabycakes12345 Same,i always get called an emo because i listen to green day,paramore,30 seconds to mars etc...Its so bloody annoying!<3

[sakura34392]

LOL UR GOING DOWN LOUIS WALSH!!!

[bucketsofflamingcake]

Why are you wearing white? White is evil o_O

[EforEmelin]

Yay Stephen!

I wanna learn how to play piano and guitar too!;D

Never tried Burritos though!XD

[MAGGOT1997]

i can play piano and guitar but I dont like burritos :D

[LillaKardos]

Well you got your greatest wish :D

[kristi19910403]

LOL

FUNNY VIDEO <333333333

I like it :D

[angmi74]

I love to play paino <3 the videos

[watermelons4ever]

i can play piano! not to rub it in.

[Karyn50]

i hope u r mine

[waaeaa]

MAJORITY ASYLUM-SEEKERS PAY TRAFFICKERS AND USE FALSE PASSPORTS

"The asylum system is open to abuse, it is being abused, and has proven itself to be costly in terms of establishing the 'bona fides' of asylum seekers who manage to travel here."

said an Official Justice Dept. source

The majority of people who seek asylum in Ireland pay traffickers to get to Dublin using false passports.

Sunday Times: 13 Sept 2009

[krisseyb]

0:25,.. OMFG that was funnyyyy

[imparis4]

love ya... specially when you had your shades on!!! :D

ps. love all your vids...

[LILSHAYMO]

thats funni hes so cute

[kolerine]

he was so little back then.

[Xemosk8er15x]

god u were hottt then:)

[BlueCoolSc]

lol u want bitches?? but arnt u gay?

[DogLover1507]

your not funny

[JustUploadingVideos]

your hair looks nice like that

[sarahjessica1242]

i love youuuu. =]

[mxsavannah1]

"And lots of bitches - PSST!.....too far"

Haha, I cracked up :)

[kandcandsomeshstuff]

I agree with every opinion in your videos!!! WOW!!! I like your KANYE:WEST IN PEACE! LOL!!! And your I WOULD BRING HITLER BACK AND BE LIKE WHY'D YOU DO IT? WHY'D YOU DO IT? LOL!!! XD I love you!!! P.S. Be my friend!!! :) U R CUTE!

[loveshakespeare]

can some 1 explain 2 me y this guy is supposed 2 b "hilarious"?

[jowvicious]

soo different from what you are now o.o

[xXMusicMixxiXx]

Fjotis!

[misscharliable]

hehe so cute xD but no offenseeee.... u say bitches,,,, but ur gay.....

odd :P lystephen <3 x

and charlie :)

[misserinmitch]

haha i can't use chopsticks either...but the waiter was nice and discretely gave me a fork when he saw me struggling. :)

[LocksAndChains]

Can I be one of your future bitches?

[superpuffpuff44]

@LocksAndChains haha i was about to ask the same thing

[TheOtherOtherGirl]

@LocksAndChains I'LL SECOND THAT MOTION ;D

[cuzinds]

Omg I am like yur number one fan fo shizzle

[mayfly127]

i am possibly your biggest fan i love you!

[ihartscookies]

i share ur ambitions literally its scary how much, of course i have many others but these were on my list :O

[kylioopsie8x]

ive always dreamed of having that moon roof in my bedroom :( i swear, i really do

[MultiMusicluver]

and lots of bitches! too far.. LOL

[DemytrylynnRoxUrSox]

igot piano guitar and burrito down. Still working on the glasses. That'll take a couple years...^-^

[MissAlannahWhitlock]

Oh I LOVE westlife they're the best group but i love you the same x

[presorted22]

"....too far" XD rofl

[Shopaholic4395]

"Your Going Down Louis Walsh!" Lmao =] U beat them =]

[smileycentral321]

i wann learn to speak japanese, and write my own novel.

[Heathbar125]

i want to become an actress oh and the piano and guitar thing without the burrito would b cool lol

[cheybug394]

"...and lots of bitcheesss patshhhh"

LOL

that just made you a trillion times hotter <3

[cheybug394]

i just wanna put in that you are really cute in this video <3

[LoveLaughTwilight]

Omg! U beat Westlife! Congratulations! Ur awesome! <3

[ltdreamer]

You know you did beat Westlife in subscribers.

[MadelynMarieMusic]

ahaha gosh you're sooo cute!!

[sailormoon424]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i can play the piano ha

seriously though your videos are awsome

[XLENNYxXx]

my cousin is mark from westlife

[JonnyCee91]

well done

[XLENNYxXx]

dude u rock plz let me be fwends!!by the way!!dublin suck!!im from tipp

[aninijjinina]

ill teach you to use chopsticks :)

[Thebrioche66]

loved ur accent there! "get some bitchcheeeesss" lol!! :D

[delenerox]

OMG! I LOVED THAT VID!! like omg hilarity ^-^

[SveaKristina]

so cute.. <3

[NickTheWizz]

a jizz monkey named alfie sorry i wrote a story bout a jizz monkey named alfie xloves

[DestroyDemonocracy]

He's got more subscribers than Westlife now!

[imwatvhingyou2047]

I'll teach u to use chop sticks :D

[nikij010]

alil too tan

[majorXmusicXfan]

hehe, pet monkkeyy XD i want one too and yeah MollieIrvine, he does XP

[JJJJantje]

hahaha, oh, bytheway, i can play the piano! and the guitar ;D but not while eating a burrito ;(

[XXcHrIsXtiNeXX]

and lots of bitches *pssshhh* hahaha

im sure you can get some bitches at the snap of your finger

[wannalookyo]

you seem COMPLETELY different from your first few videos :[

[0liviaGinger]

Seems like westlife was a small stone for you ;)

[grarox]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA­HAH WESTLIFE!!! lol

[shutupnlistentome]

Epiic xD

[dragonperson1896]

i wanna pet monkey too :)

[xxDesolationxxmeowxx]

That was so epic at the end.

xDD

[MollieIrvine]

OMG

I love You

You are amazing (:

&& In this video you look like someone from Brokencyde

lol

xo

[xxEdwardCullenxx244]

OhMyGod do all americans think that lepricauns exsist in ireland haa

"Your Going down lois walsh"! haa

♥ xox

[JenNOleinik]

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN LOUIS WALSH....

'hahaha XD

I love you XP

<33

[Cheeseandpickle12]

if you carry on making clips then you WILL ahve more subsribers than westlife

INCLUDING ME :D

[xforgetmenotsx]

you say bitches funny :P

[RosieRoseNo]

is charlie on of your bitches then?

[Obiwankenobistarfish]

dude...I think I love you....xD

[iPsychoKitteh]

"To Far" XD

[luv4asherandjared]

haha! u are so funny! I love all ur vids! and you have really cute dimples! (^-^') lol

[dudeitsactuallyme]

Love the irishness.. :P

Leprachaun lecture!

Leprachauns rule the world and you all know it! They're the little green clovers in the ground and the people at the end of rainbows to give you gold and sweets!

But... They are tricky.. :P Dont trust them with your wallet! Or any other kind of thing you dont want stolen.. :P

End of lecture.... ^_^

Funny stuff!!

You are a Genius!

:)

[CulllensGirl78]

haha. that was funny!!!!

[FlopBlop]

Haha, where do you get your ideas? xD Oh, i wich i would have a tv chanel with wideos that you've done x)

[beatriz0607]

haha.

i wanna learn how to play piano & guitar too.

i OWN a guitar... so im a quarter of a way there? lol

[MelonFish1]

OMG you look so different :)

[UrielSeptimRocks]

my god this is awful. seriously not funny and just irritating,

[Lolymus]

Go back to playing oblivion you idiot. @UrielSeptimRocks

[UrielSeptimRocks]

hey dude go suck 3sixty5day's cock u adoring fan

[Lolymus]

Whatever. Your such a fierce keyboard warrior dude xD

[UrielSeptimRocks]

yeah, and your one of those sad people who defend youtube guys and they have never even met them before

[Lolymus]

Jesus man let's just cut off this keyboard war. It's never going to lead us anywhere.

[agirlnamedbrett]

yeah well you're one of those people who tell them they suck when you don't know them.

[NonchalantAlchemist]

You DO realise you've beat westlife in subscribers now, yeah? :3

WOOOO! Go Stephen xD

<3

[georgiewantsyou]

i wanna learn guitar n piano too :)

[random1875]

i also want to learn how to play drums and tuba simaoultaniously while eating a taco

[BriettaBlaze]

haha. You make me giggle ^_^

[massiveme]

ur a twat

[Toniness2011]

Aha, the Westlife comment made me laugh soooo hard XD

Love your accent

<3

[Avongirl35]

lol well good luck with all that stuff u wanna do =)

[xxGothicxxKittyxx]

I love you lol. i love what you want. except I don't love the bitches coment... lol :P

[ARTxISxEVERYTHINGx]

in my life time i wanna do the weirdest thing humanly possible......ummmm....duz anyone happen 2 know wat that iz?

[autosuggestion]

you aren't original

[jerryhcooke]

Maybe not, I am though, lol - I started this 'In My Lifetime' series ;)

[bubblespop27]

you are the cutest irish person.

[IRISHREPTILEZ92]

nah hes not love trust me.....

[IRISHREPTILEZ92]

obviously hes irish hes also camp too this is what he said right after the video "i want it...........in the ass !" lol this guys a total dick im from Gaillimh {galway} only place in ireland worth visitin besides the other 25 counties just dont go up north or you'll catch fuckin aids or somethin

[conr16]

Fuck you free-stater scum!!!!!!!! Nah only messing mate lol

[IRISHREPTILEZ92]

lol

[pfitz007]

I want said monkey!

[xxnmcxx]

this aint funny at all . if anyone thinks this is actually funny go watch dave chapelle and ul laugh the hardest uve ever laughed .

[Cheshirecat55]

Not that a pretentious chav such as yourself would get this.

[xxnmcxx]

iadmit my comment was completely stupid i didnt find it funny but its not my kinda comedy there was really no need to attack me personally tho you dont know me or wot im about

[Cheshirecat55]

Loud mouth brits...

[IthatguyI]

mmmhmmm you got that right hun!

[GEORGETOWN93]

Dave Chappelle is not funny he is crude! Chappelle make s a living trying to make white people feel guilty!

[sarahlikelikesalex]

i know how to use chop-sticks :D

i wanna learn how to play guitar also [:

<3 im jealous of your glasses

[SuperSofi95]

I can play the guitar and piano...hmmm, i will try and play them at once. when i master it i will tell you :D x

xx

[SammyJ21]

Are you from Boston?

[anotherhotgoth]

he's from ireland.

[ehmioacllewen]

Dats an irish accent hun! Lol! XD

[JoeShillabeer1]

your an attention seeking douche.

[SuperSofi95]

And you have no sense of humor. :)

[CaityCinz]

I can teach you to play the piano and guitar witch chopsticks so that you can travel the world and be a famous actor and get lots of money and get a big house then order a monkey to bring you buritos while spinning around in a chair without getting sick.

:)

[sarahlikelikesalex]

PLEASE TEACH ME TOO! :D

[CaityCinz]

:D LOVE TOO!!!

[piratechickk]

HAHAHa

i will teach u how to play gutiar and piano simaltaniasly while eating a britio with... CHOPSTICKS!!!!!!!

[3sixty5days]

omg i love you

[piratechickk]

hehehe i love u and ur irish accent aswell <333

[papercats]

I can teach you how to use chopsticks, play the guitar and sort of play the piano (I quit)? :)

[3sixty5days]

TEEEACH ME!

[papercats]

it's a deal, I'll do a chopsticks 101 tutorial sometime soon. Finally the perks of being half asian. Can you teach me how to be irish?

[xXpeaceandloveeXx]

I WANT YOU.

[NonchalantAlchemist]

You would kick Louis Walsh's arse xD

You're fuckin' hilarious, man. Seriously, you better get paid to do some sort of serious acting soon or theres no justice in the world :P

[3sixty5days]

Because of youtube I'm working with Rte :) Go check out the channel apartmentred :D <3

[EmmaR300]

it would be simple  4 u to beat west life on subscribers

[3sixty5days]

i already have. :D

[EmmaR300]

you probly would have bcuz your vids are so funny

[sparkalinggray]

i can play guittar and play the peanio at the same time (playing the guittar normal and play the peanio wiv feat - with-socs on ) but eating something 2 some task i will try it thought and i will tell you how i get on :)

[Framott]

does anyone know what song the background music in this vid is? please tell me and thanks =]

[KairiRocks124]

I agree with you on the steryotype thing...

;_;

[SimplyMeNOnlyMe45]

you literally are my inspiration =]

[3sixty5days]

omg. srsly?

[SimplyMeNOnlyMe45]

yup yup. i've practically seen all ur video's and ur the inspirartion to most stories i write fiction and non-fiction =]

[rahkl]

fuck you you boring bastard... lame

[kaljami12]

I just love his hair!

[OnlyOneMoreSleep]

love ur quilt XD

[mattieslollipop]

haha, my sister was listening to it (although i didnt know this) and she just started crackin up... haha

[JoBroLove1CrazyBF]

LOL, I want a pet monkey too~ that seems funnnnnn

[VMKBoo]

LOL

[sarahbearish]

oh wow, youre amazing(:

like totally beyond cool.

(:

[redlink12347]

Nice video ^^

[KatEliMcd]

i know, isnt he great !? x]

[afoxton]

good luck gettin "bitches"

emo fag