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  • 5:46 ya he came over it , in 19 hours? i think he have done that before :O

  • the president meant to ssay the united states of ZOMBIELAND!!!!!!!!

  • this is fing fack you guys they just want to scare you

  • @00Arnulfo00 lolwhat? 

  • @00Arnulfo00 you do realize this is from a DVD extra from a MOVIE right? Its fake sir.

  • @00Arnulfo00 Ofcourse its fake you retard, ITS PART OF AN MOVIE

  • i would get a mobile home(the cars with beds and stuff like that) and get a lot of big strong bricks go to a very high hard to get to hill and build walls

  • is real 

  • @nriggs1000

    1. not hard

    2. not very hard

    3. difficult

    4. varies depending on where you live.

    5. somewhat hard

    6. goes with number 5

    7. difficult.

  • lolz if this does happen, i hope they r walking zombies, i can just fast walk and avoid them lol, i dont no why in all the older movies with walking zombies ppl ran, it is unescessary XD

  • What do you think would happen to Area 51

  • i love the fake mics

    

  • if zombies come go to russia

  • Well,the only real way to defend against zombies is to go live in Soviet Russia,where You eat Zombies...

  • was this thing real???

  • those people have true detacation to there work :)

  • The maps with the infestation show outbreaks in central and western wyoming. Um, there are no people there and thus likely no undead. Same goes for Utah and South Dakota.

  • What's kinda freaky is when you see those guys talking about how to kill the undead, you can hear gunshots in the background if you listen, and they are in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, the world is fucking screwed.

  • WHOOP,WHOOP!! my city isnt infected!-maybe cuz the usaf base is near us..

  • @Hummermaniac1 FUCK YAH! Bomb the shit of the zombies!

  • I would survive by doing this.1 get a group of survivors and suplies, 2 go to the coast guard, 3 comender a cruise ship and other various ships, 4 go from miami to maine to resque, then the uk.5 then get to gulf of mexico to go through south america to get to australia, japan, and china.6 refuel and make a temporary city on australia untill its cities are clear.7 make walls around the cities that have been secured.8 start rebuilding.9 you just survived and give yourself a pat on your back. =)

  • 1:00- the dude's advice applies every single day.

  • @jaymee1973 LOL!

  • holy shiit im scared

  • @Rulazm  pussy

  • Kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instructions

  • 0:37 2 live humans standing and thinking "wtf" as a horde of blood covered zombies aproach em. I'm sure theres gonna be survivors if the majority of the zombies are blind.

  • If i got a nice fortress and tons of food and ammo zombie invasion would be fun and btw lots of girls and friends

  • I'm kinda bummed out by the idea that zombies always take over in a matter of hours. Now, God only knows how long the infected went unreported, but I still think that it would take a little longer than a matter of just barely over 1 whole day. Now, that also depends on if they're fast or slow zombies, because I personally believe that an infestation of fast zombies would be REALLY bad and we'd be screwed for the most part.

  • @KILLRAIN42 it's just a movie, pal :-)

  • who gonna believe this shit

  • wow

    

  • Hour 26: HOLY SHIT! IM DEAD

  • Well, im going to England.... *LONDON IS BEING ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES!* Well im goin to china.... *MAR'S ESPA'YORS AG!' * idk what i just said....

  • why does the camera man never get killed??? lol

  • You know why most zombs are white? cuz teh black ones look like there only hurt oh and hey luis dude what happened AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG­GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

  • this shit is from dawn of the dead lol

  • This looks bad for a $28 million zombie flick.

  • thermonuclear explosions in China, they must have used World War Z as information source..... anyway nice videos!

  • How are the guys filming on the streets fine???

  • You know what place still looks good?...

    Key West!!

    Whos heading to the most southern point in the US with me??!!

  • am getting my shotgun headshot whos next

    

  • fuck. im moving to england

  • Hour 3: Fuck yea! My whole state is safe!! Hours 10-17: My town is okay! Hour 19: Damn it's really close! Hour 26: Awww shit I'm dead! Muther fucker gimme Mah damn sniper ima blast mofos! Goodbye gramma!! Headshot biiitch!!

    My reaction when zombies come to my house....worst mistake evar!!

  • you would think the bloods and crips would set aside there differeces and try to defend there hood from the zombies and in a zombie attack they would probely do better at killing the zombies than the cops

  • damn cops are not helping our ppl in southcentral.......only the rich get help

  • They're stealin' our JOOOOOBZ!

  • rofl how did whoming got infected rofl they got nothing there rofl

  • FUCK martial law.

  • Now this was a good zombie movie. Because George had nothing to do with it.

  • oh and just so nobody would think "WOOO THE SMALL STATES (rhode island, nj and longisland ik not a state) ARE OKAY", look at the difference beetween the intro infestation picture and the one at 6:46

  • when was this guy pres?

  • damn, can you imagine this shit man?

    i live in vegas...it would be pretty bad...

    haha! really thinking about it.......damn, NIGHTMARES!!! xD

  • this video makes me cry in an akward way :P

  • So...alaska and hawaii are fine...aye?

  • @Strawbz7209 Sorry nope, listen to the whitehouse guys statement, all over seas areas and puerto rico have also been reached.

  • @Strawbz7209 hawaii is a great place then alaska but it cost u a hundred dollars to get in a plane

  • @Strawbz7209 You forgot New Jersey, It doesn't have a single dot.

  • finally at hour 20 new jersey is fucked. Its all red

  • @Strawbz7209 Alaska probably not. Hawaii...maybe.

  • Hey wheres Chuck Green when you need him?

  • @waynebollman

    @bloodandguts5

    @tubber394

    chill out I wasn't thinking. I knew that there are 6 billion, just for some reason I was thinking it said ten billion >.<

  • Ha.  Erie PA wasn't touched. Wooo!

  • its gonna happen. I am prepared. if you dont believe then you have a WHOLE lot coming. BELIEVE

  • real or movie?

  • @bestzazaNK movie

  • lol. "they have pulled out of south central completely and are trying to form a defensive perimeter around Beverly hills"

    can't believe nobody noticed this yet hahahahah

  • awsome!!

  • The only thing that would kill people is the denial of there loved ones being zombies.

    Just my two cents.

  • Change? Change? Spare some Change Sir? Chaaange?

  • Plus we have millions of soldiers, volunteers, policemen, and rednecks packing huge auto guns so... I think were good.

  • If this happened they would just haw to wait until the zombies decomposed or starved. Plus the conditions of the far north and far south would be to much. (South: The would heat up and decompose faster, North: they would freeze and/or the blood itself would freeze and slow them down.

  • @TheyAreHere2 I dont think blood or starvation effect them much.

  • @mrmapegothe13th well if the blood leaves the body after death of cours. im talking about congeled blood though. so unless all 2 gallons of blood sprayed out the bitten arm in the 1 and a half hrs before the body died i think it would be ok. And about stavation, there has to be a reason for the zombies eating / drinking blood and flesh. Or they wouldnt spend so much time using there energy casing survivors just for 6 zombies for every one person.

  • @TheyAreHere2 Maybe its just instinct? i dunno, im more interested in what would happen if they tried to swim lol.

  • @TheyAreHere2 even though, theyd still be undead. and you cant wait for them to decompose. that would take too long. id say your first priority is securing non perishable food, water, and to get out of cities. the best places to go are rural areas and small islands with plenty of resources.

  • @LizzieLuvsMusic683 What do you mean it would take to long? if the bodies are dead it would take 1- 5 days for the skin and outside muscle to rot away. 2-5 weeks for full decompostion though the zombies would be immobile long before then. your right about the island/ shelter but you wouldnt have to stay there the rest of your life. personal i would stay a year to be sure. But they would be decomposed, unless they regenerate somehow.

  • @TheyAreHere2 I didnt mean the rest of your life, i meant until it blows over. i agree, about after a year or two, it should be good. by then i think survivors should have a grip on the whole situation and start rebuilding. i was just saying, you cant put all of your hopes on that trheyll decompose, its still dangerous, especially in the first couple of days. i think if you can survive the first couples days or weeks, your pretty much gonna survive.

  • Dawn if the dead

  • damn good job on hitting on home plate it's sounds and looks real

  • He said no questions at 3:12... NO QUESTIONS MEANS NO DAMN QUESTIONS!!!!

  • wat movie is this off of?

  • Fail!!! 10 million! There's only 6 mil in the world!

  • @Zizulous There are 6 BILLION people in the world. 300+MILLION people in the US. You Fail!

  • @Zizulous

    Please kill yourself. 

  • @Zizulous Your retarded,There is over 6 BILLION people in the world! Thats 6,000 million

    The video is not the fail,you are

  • @Zizulous Its 6 billion people

  • how to survive the apocolypse

    grab peels a gun and some knives

    get high

    have fun

  • you know

    when this actully happends we have a military, we have naval ships with an entirely great firerange we have atombombs we have planes and helis and we have trained killing machines in 100 milions

    

  • gotta give the anchorman respect for continuing on with the report most people would crack

  • its gonna happen in real life and im stealing a plane and goin to the bahamas

  • the guy of the news looks like the guy from the first dawn of the dead

  • i hope the cameramen/women in los angeles are okay =)

  • Whats better the remake of dawn of the dead? or the original? ive seen the remake but not the original

  • @ISenorITB if you want one ore awsome and bloody i suggest the original

  • this is what would have happened in real life in george bush was re elected

  • my favorite part is the tape from what is probably some private security firm- tIhe guys with the military load bearing gear who are actually responding intelligently. At first I thought it was stupid for him to wear the flak vest because zombies don't bite you in the chest,- the human jaw won't stretch wide enough- but then I realized there'd be a lot of stray bullets flying around, at least at first. He needs to get some protection for his arms and legs though.

  • theres nothing to fear but zombies themselves

  • this is what happens when they fail to see the threat

  • lol at the cage of womens

  • hawaii is laughing at them lol jk

  • why dont we all get together with guns? all youtube users here together with weapons and we all head to the hawaiian islands or alaska

  • Meanwhile in 4chan - " FUCK YEAH ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE "

  • @LuisReefTank lol

    

  • @LuisReefTank And then: Guys, I'm bitten, wut should I do?

    LOL JUST KILL YOURSELF LOLS!!

  • @Samio352 Either that or rape dead zombies and ONLY THEN kill yourself.

    Or be an hero and suicide bomb a bunch of zombies.

  • i've never seen a news anchor man so scared its like watching a fat kid cry over a

    spoiled fudge xD

  • lumipat sa ibang planeta - dong abay

  • I always wanted to believe that news anchor made it out alright, that he just went home to his family and waited the apocalypse out. probably didn't happen, but it's a comforting thought

  • I'll say what the secretary is saying between 2:18 to 2:30..

    "If you are outside between those times we will shoot you in the head, ...... -Licks lips- sorry I am just so damn hungry.. y'all all look pretty good to eat... damn... might have to eat one of you.. sorry I dunno what came over me.. " XD

  • fixx

  • There could've been a zombie outbreak, just didn't know about it. Like Dead Rising 1, the goverment tries to hide it so people don't go crazy and get frightened.

  • that was 4 years ago

  • cool film but sooo hell fake!

  • They arent Zombies they are just HOMELES and whant some Change

  • @MilanchemunZE

    ROFLMAO!

  • @MilanchemunZE chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange........

  • @MilanchemunZE It's a new way of getting money! Bite 'em, and steal their wallet.

  • I will start an organization that works on Reanimating people with full aggressiveness Just so i can have the sick pleasure of watching everyone die O_O

    JUST KIDDING =) .....but i do love zombies.

  • AT THIS POINT DOES THIS REPORTER HONESTLY THINK ANYONE IS WATCHING? I MEAN, I KNOW THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR RATINGS......BUT DAMN.....

  • I'm in Fuckville by hour 26 D:

  • @TheElectricDreamer93

    It's okay man, Where I live we would be there at hour 3.

  • @TheTommyAirline are you asking if this series of brodcasts are real? No they are not this is from the movie dawn of the dead. If this were real we would all be zombies XD

  • this is y we need gamers

  • Check the difference between the first video and this..... less than 24 hours. Damn, Just like what happened with the Vietnam War....... and pearl harbor..... and 9/11........ and, Damn a lot of shit happens in this country

  • Is Hawaii infected? 

  • SCARY AND IM 10 AAHH IS THAT REAL

  • Maybe when Washington DC's fallen to zombies, the President will move the capital to Puerto Rico since it's an island.

  • @vnl865 - I would say Puerto Rico's infected. I have no doubt that the virus could have travelled that far, or that some of the zombies got over there before martial law was declared.

  • sorry I meant to put hour 23 not 13

  • wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo he said Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........­remembers zombie apocalypse (O_O)

  • gangsters and rednecks will be safe

  • Continued from last:

    

    brain activity

    hour 13: Reanimation

  • @eleung5763 Zombie survival guide?

  • @dudeguy1354  no, its what happens when your bitten

  • @eleung5763 yeah from the zombie survival guide by MAX BROOKS

  • Solanum: the virus

    Symptoms: hour 1: pain and discoloration (brown-purple) of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound

    hour 5: fever (99-103 degrees F*), chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute pain in the joints

    hour 8: numbering of extremities and infected area, increased fever (103-106 degrees F*), increased dementia, loss of muscular corrdination

    hour 11: paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate

    hour 16: coma

    hour 20: heart stoppage. zero...

  • The guy said that police pulled out of south-central LA. I think they did that before the zombie invasion..

  • This is how the world ends in 2012

  • One of the dudes in the background sounds like Dane Cook 4:14

  • Newsflash for ya pal! Your wife and kids are DEAD.....well sort of

  • we would all be fucked up by zom-bitches :P

  • That's a lot of red dots.

  • man some of the guys in this can act it was actually believeable at times like the doctor who talked in the one before this the situation in LA and the black guy saying "...We don't know..." man lol if it rlly does happen and my mom or a chick that's rlly hot gets bit i will shoot them lol 'course kill all sons of bitches that rlly is my official instructions lol

  • time for my homies drug cartels comrades and allies to take out aks. machines guns snipers and also MACHETES in the streets.. fuck the law and police.. we are going to take out this zombies.

    FUCK THIS PUSSIES

    time travelers

    underground bunkers

    suicidels

    FAGGETS

    and others

  • makes you think dosent it?

  • thats not a real zombie is chuck norris xd

  • Los Angeles looks pretty normal to me.

  • WERES THE JUGGERNAUT

  • 176 people turned into zombies

  • you know what im moving back to canada if that happens

  • i would go to los anglous and get all survivors i wouldent let them die

  • @randomtv57 you canot even spell angeles.. you will probably end up in mexico some how XD

  • @Lildeathdude25 oh no oh god no im in mexico =( wait a phone i can call that epicness of awsomeness guy i met on youtube hey man can you come with me epicness of awsomeness person to fight this guys ill give you a cookie

  • @randomtv57 It better have chocolate chips in it >:O

  • @Lildeathdude25 >_> it does

  • @randomtv57 -snatches cookies- ew this one has zombie blood in it.. >:l

  • @Lildeathdude25 o_o uhhhh thats not blood its strawberry icing >_>

  • There only acitng like zombies because they got rick rolled

  • if chuck norris was there, the zombies would need shelter

  • I wonder if he ever made it to his family.

  • I like how they're training you on how to get three zombies. But they are in the middle of a field so you can clearly see them. But if you're in a building or city where you can't see every single zombie, you are screwed.

  • yea right...let them come,me and my father own a gun shop in 3 countrys....let them come,my father only has 30 ak-47 in the warehouse .... :(

    BOOM HEAD SHOOT

  • damn i gotta go the armory

  • At the end of dawn of the dead how many people where left in the world or did they all die?

  • @MrTaco1231 It is not certain. The film shows the story of just one group, so we don't know if there are survivors.

  • we can all go to antartica

  • @THEAREA51NICK Exactly! They wont be smart enough to put on coats :D

  • @THEAREA51NICK hmm my plan if this happens is to go to alaska but antartica is also a great idea

  • You gatta getr the dvd directors  cut to see this version.or the extended

  • this is from dawn of the dead LOL

  • @KillerDarkness217 no really? I thought it was real.. XDD

  • this virus infection also reached in london . i am the only survivor in my area, please Help me, me hidden in stockroom of superstore.

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