Ted Williams Rehab!?

[9T6Q]

i fucking love you man

[elllebannna]

So many made up words.

[pattysnotafatty]

griffin is a girl?

[Mikazha]

@pattysnotafatty Nope, that's Gypsy, she's a girl.

[niggahank]

LOL you sound like Ron Burgundy when you say totally and when youd o your voice , hahahha thats awesome

[erfamansvideos]

Alright I admit that darkness redness was pretty damn funny.

[anetanettt]

Whot ?

[MrMeOfKing]

Wow i get to africa in 5 seoncds =O

[stue112288]

your mor racist then zordon!!!

[cole22333]

a lot of ppl make fun of me just cuz my last name is williams.... they all say that hes my dad... if i get 25 thumbs up im gonna slap the biggest bully of all that started it!

[blindreaper445]

toby pwns security

[ThePepper3344]

RUN, thers a guy behind you!

[NeerawiEmi]

I loved the BOOOOOOOB in the end! XD

[warninglabelpro]

The red dislike bar is Justin Biebers dick!

[wavebaby92]

@warninglabelpro how do you know?

[warninglabelpro]

@wavebaby92 It was a joke! Trying to think of something stupid to get Thumbs up haha But thumbs up for your question!

[wavebaby92]

@warninglabelpro :)

[RedDeadFan1232]

you sound like megamind

[countrypicklehead]

0:43-0:44 lol his what? is priceless

[AceActor16]

blah blah blabla blah, :3

[TheEpikPwner]

It would be funny if the security's guards son sees the video and hes like "Dad why were you so mean to Toby man that it not cool" :P

[Hobowithamustache]

Go jipso

[CocoaDoodle]

listen to his "what?" :D

[TigerFishiee]

i luv ur midtro idea!!! blackness then redness then whiteness then awesomeness!!!

[TigerFishiee]

LOVE UR MIDTRO!!! Midtro of blackness then redness then whiteness!!!!! then ur tottally awesomeness!!!

[Deamondog333]

u pickita up te poop

[mrpimpalicious100]

this was uploaded on my birthday!!!

[MusicalGem10]

Something about your looks and the way you pronounce some words keeps making me think you're Irish... lol. Nice vid =]

[GhostOfAnubis32]

jibsaw do a number two on the security guard

[TheSwinkas]

"WUT?!"

Toby you boss.

[GoAwayEmoCunt]

CHILDREN..Calm down children!

[romka4567]

You don't deserve to have a dog.

[xxXjadeXxx12]

@romka4567 Why doesn't he?

[itsyaboyitsyaboy]

Douche? yeah

[co0ki3m0nst3r1]

CHILDREN CALM DOWN CHILDREN! l0lz

[bkthonda]

Toby, your awesome videos have caused me to involuntarily start talking in that voice you use all the time :) I can't help it though...it's like breathing.

[B3nga1]

@astrarigellf  @enticessposm @prongzagginglg @khanaccount3 @turloughcouncilm haha fucktards, with how many money is he payign you for commercialing him?

[bjhMus1C]

@xSimplyDramax or maybe you just naturally have a "gay" voice, which is nothing to be ashamed of... you need to stop pretending to be something you're not, the closet is a very dark dangerous place for an insecure little man such as yourself

[TehBigCheez101]

@bjhMus1C you are just mean. if you dont like the video then dont frekin watch it!! USE YOUR COMMON SENCE!!!!

[bjhMus1C]

@TehBigCheez101 when did I say I didn't like the video?? I was replying to a dude who was making fun of Toby. Why don't YOU use your common sense next time and read the comment initiating the conversation instead of making assumptions.

[TehBigCheez101]

@TehBigCheez101

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[Tarten46]

Dew- ouche

[bjhMus1C]

@Tarten46 yes u are

[iAreBrewster]

@xSimplyDramax wow your funny.......

[JustHannah38]

i love how you answered in your accent haha

[c0uchsl0uch]

who is this ass whipe

[yagodequay]

Check my channel out, did a auto-tune remix of Ted WIlliams with a club tune!

youtube.com/watch?v=fJMLPbfqfz­w

[seanyyg]

Thank you for wasting my time with your misleading title.

[iAreBrewster]

@seanyyg yea cuz your time is worth so goddamn much. lol get some self-awareness faggot.

[seanyyg]

@iAreBrewster Great response. The video is so much better now =)

[iAreBrewster]

@seanyyg um it wasnt bad in the first place. and why are you still talking about the video? wouldnt want to waste your precious time

[seanyyg]

@seanyyg y u mad tho?

[22sisi22]

i like this fellow

[KurtBaclig]

poopificated

[shmoke123]

this guy is awesome

[wapata8]

retard hitler

[RogueZed]

@wapata8 What the Hell?! Go home.

[NerdyHomosapian]

Dang this video got a lot of haterz... I LOVE TOBY TURNER! there we go... Much better

[Conmankilla10]

i love the way he says audience

[djkissbird]

Your Weird.

[talzO9]

@Psilosibinfractal lol glad to know u've been reading the "nigger dictionary"

[Psilosibinfractal]

@talzO9 hahaah

[pegelito]

if I were you ,Id have a mouth ful of shotgun and my toe on the trigger

[Westernraven]

Atlast I actually found a funny commentator. You made me laugh so much. Not a subscriber but thinking about it.

[antyup80]

aye man u need to find something to do...how U GONE MAKE FUN OF ANYONE WHEN U HAVE TO USE THEM TO GET SOME FAME AND HITS ON UR VIDEO...THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH TED WILLIAMS...MAN GET A LIFE U PUNK

[michaelbathurst]

I would love if you did a video about his Wife & Children. Do you think Ted Williams will be able to get clean?

[phuckthis1234]

Why the Fuck do people do anything for views. They really act like they get payed for them.

[TheZeladar]

243 people went #2 all over the planet.

[laughingatyourself29]

ahahah the guy getting mad at you that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laurenwalnut199]

HAHAHA TOBY! You're hilarious

[kgrogan1987]

i was a little confused... lol but u had me laughing!

[loolooxxlolx]

OMG.

tobyishot.

[TehEpicFace]

Toby Turner has a platinum voice! Much more valuable than having a golden voice!

[XXxXxXRevanXxXxXX]

@TehEpicFace Obsidium voice..........

[valy225]

wow what so ted williams had a fight whit his daughter why cant family let him alone to have a job have money and not be a homeles man any more jesus.

[endeverafter2]

hahahah funny mexacan guy funny

[StreetMan2720]

your shit is stupid fresh :(

[Hannahgurly423]

give me a tobuscus t-shirt toby!!

[lavixninja]

poopoopacated  XD

[iDiOtShOwBaG]

How is he holding his phone?! He can turn it around so easily!

[SLASH895]

dude toby you are awesome ive seen all of your videos gimme that shirt and i might bail ted williams out of jail

[TheWerebeast]

@doctorhook2000 assbiscuit? hillarious

more literal videos please

[Felpsinator]

what he should do is give the t-shirt to someone who commented abuse... so when they get the shirt they'll be like "WTF is this"

[doctorhook2000]

ASSBISCUIT

[DrBraids]

you still haven't picked a t shirt winner for this video? well how about me!

[bv90andy]

That's the most awesome security guard, most of them are complete assholes.

[iiiTzGiBBo]

Toby is brilliant and if this is the 1st video of his you've watched shut the fuck up.

[batrix13]

U r a dork

[RogueZed]

@batrix13 ... Illiterate ape...

[barnensbb]

So much hating for that this videos title? I bet 99% of all the hate comments didn't even know who Toby was before this video, found the title interesting and when it wasen't a video they expected, they decided to flame instead.... Hating on Toby should be a crime...

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@barnensbb it IS a crime. Now we must hunt them all down with sniper rifles. Let's go!

[dumbnetworks]

@barnensbb suck his dick if you like him so much. this toby is a retard with a dog

[barnensbb]

@dumbnetworks I am not homosexual, but that doesn't matter now does it? You obviously don't know who he is, if you don't like him then don't watch his videos. Hating on the internet and presume everyone is homosexual doesn't make your e-penis grow. Please get a life and don't hate too much in you life, it wont make your life better.

[supersprucebruce]

Your dumb

[RogueZed]

@supersprucebruce ... Illiterati.

[AlishaaRawrr]

Loooool. "I'm talking to the audience"

That security guard must have thought he was insane. xD

[conca121212]

tobuscus?

[gabedookie]

I won! YAY!

[PeepMyTatHomeSkillet]

I think toby turner has a golden voice. 

[cyndisap1974]

SHOW NOBODY WATCHES...just say it!!!

[BossMan4714]

There are so many trolls. Wonder why...

[Echosofthemind]

While you were talking about Poo I was multitasking an I saw an add for chili dogs...they looked very..appropriate for your topic...ugh.

[reevesj3]

YESSS!!! for GATWAYS

[kykbabe]

WHAT HAPPENED TO LEARNING ALL THE AMERICAN PRESIDENTS?!

ps please send me a tobuscus shirt :) bless your face x

[Lifesucksdie123]

painfully not funny.

[4017jman]

poppifacated best. word. ever. ?.

[Firespider09]

haha Tay Zonday's dad.

[SumGCFan41]

BEFORE YOU WATCH:

Toby didn't make a fake title to get views, it's just what he was talking about so he put it in the title, he did talk about it so if you people wanted to know more about Ted, he says it in the video, you people just didn't watch the whole thing. He says he's in Rehab for some fight he had with his daughter.

[BladerMKD]

Retard

[yohummerguy]

so... wheres ted williams going to rehab? All i see is an ass hole talking to the camera.

[naranord]

@yohummerguy, this is TOBY talking about TED.

TOBY = Awesomeness and intro of darkness.

[yohummerguy]

@naranord it doesnt say TOBY talking about TED in the title. whats ur point?

[naranord]

@yohummerguy. Toby is putting his subject in the title, and this days LazyVlog's subject is about Ted. That's my point.

[Zalfazar]

@yohummerguy Why are you hating so much on Toby? If you want to express your opinion, leave ONE comment and then be on your merry way, you don't need to spew hatred all over the comment section.

[yohummerguy]

@Zalfazar i did and people commented on me, i must answer back. I only left 1 comment

[LIVEFREEDIEHARD999]

more literals!

[TheIRONMAN1113]

@TobyTurner i couldnt find the mountain dew video

[icjburke]

@TheIRONMAN1113 i dont think its up yet

[Militia7]

LOL

[1001Lai]

I understand second chances and how this might not have been his second chance... but what everyone said was his second chance getting a job and all... his second chance was gone long ago after he got out of jail like 4 times. Yeah hes great good job he isn't on drugs or alcohol anymore like he was but that doesn't mean its his second chance. He has some serious problems and whatever happens with Ted Williams its not going to end well

[fatboyzcafe]

toby i would like to say sorry on behalf of all trolls on youtube keep up the good work.

[wafflynumber]

Arrrr fail 7chan trolls be here, turn back yee, lest thout wisheth for a most unpleasant fail.

[Unpronouncebal]

i live in africa...and hearing it mentioned in one of your vids made me FEEL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE

[EpicDLC]

I don't know why you would troll toby. I personally think he is awesome and a real person, he doesn't have to curse a huge amount to be funny and has a genuine talent for making videos and commentary. Any trolls should really just take your time to a not so well loved youtube user.

[d2tz]

LOL When the guy picked up your dogs poo xD

[jonny234x3]

stop sniffing the dimensional gateway :')

[uptheironsacdc]

Wtf is going on with the trolls...

Is /b/ here???

No,The trolls are too unfunny for this...

7chan?

[djkinetic1]

YOUR F%*#ING PATHETIC TO WASTE PEOPLES TIME KICK THIS DOUCHE AND EVERYONE LIKE HIM OFF OF YOUTUBE ALREADY ITS ALWAYS THE GAYEST THING NO ONE IN THEIR RITE MIND WOULD NEVER WATCH I LITERALLY HEARD THE VOICE AND PRESSED STOP

[uptheironsacdc]

@djkinetic1 THATS BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO SNIFF ANUSES

[LifeOfDubstep]

@djkinetic1 no one would ever watch this? how about his THOUSANDS of his subscribers to ALL of his channels. and the hundreds of thousands of views for each one of his videos... what channel do you have again? that one that does nothing?? i dont think i saw it... get on top of your videos so i can comment and say they suck.

[uptheironsacdc]

@LifeOfDubstep Psst,Don't feed the troll...

[LifeOfDubstep]

@uptheironsacdc your right... "Deep Breath".. they get the best of me sometimes.

[uptheironsacdc]

@LifeOfDubstep Can't blame you :/

[smbz821]

@djkinetic1 nah... I personally don't like these kind of videos but he DID create a bunch of funny videos in his channel tobuscus so I don't mind...

[Joci445]

@djkinetic1 I think it might be time to consider anger management classes.

[SirIzzacNewton]

you know you're successful when you get troll'd this hard! :D

[jess111rocks]

Wheres your Mustache Ron Burgundy.

[mymovienerd]

This guy is so annoying.

[Metroid00x]

@mymovienerd >:(

[davidaycock]

hey take ya sorry ass vid n change the name... i hate fake kids ... i hope u @ least hav a ad investing. lil bitch asses

[gillisrocks]

Why does he talk like Will Ferrell, or Streeter from collegehumor when he plays phantom of the office?

[down4ce]

So cheesy....couldn't handle it.

[26596bg]

This is an extremly boring video

[DejavuFx]

This kid has a metal disability.

[cowbellxxxx]

@DejavuFx A metal disability? Nah, pretty sure his iron and potassium levels are just fine.

[dagreatcapri82]

@cowbellxxxx lol! THAT WAS FUNNY!

[goodbiemylover]

pick up you own dogs shit loser

[RogueZed]

@goodbiemylover ... Says the illiterate monkey.

[goodbiemylover]

@RogueZed whats up with all the commments lol

[Jokeloke3]

this is gay as fuck queer

[RogueZed]

@Jokeloke3 Read what you just wrote, and replace the word, 'this' with, 'Jokeloke3'.

Now shove off.

[rick23rt]

u'd get more hits if you do a parody or or impression of Sean Connory. 007

[DOTRAT69]

Respond to this video...

[DOTRAT69]

@Nikko19941 Another faggot not replying to the supposed faggot they are talking about because they are pussy

[RogueZed]

@DOTRAT69 LIKE YOU!

[TheZeladar]

Don't be bracist.

[Coolniess5670]

wat was that roar in the end?

[ScarfTree]

anyone willing to be my 2810th subscriber?

[inmytime007]

FAGOT

[RogueZed]

@inmytime007 Read your comment and place the following words in front of it, 'inmytime007 is a'.

[thefreedomisright]

Gayyyyy