Destructoid's PlayStation Vita Unboxing

[Wakapalypze]

We need times and dates just in case if we are curious of the time and date!

[Wakapalypze]

who cares...... (I CANT READ)

[nevershallwedie1910]

dafuq?? you are so ignorant duuude

[xXxspeedmonsterxXx]

The music was literally shouting EXCITED fit perfect for the vid i say!

[ejpbaylon]

LOL at people who think this is a terrible video. Dale is a no BS guy who just wants to get to good stuff. Dale loves the Vita, don't get him wrong. He knows that most people have seen other unboxing videos a day after it came out.

[geof98]

That music is way too loud and awefull

[Knifegash]

The Sony fanboys are going crazy on this video, and for what? Seriously, who cares about the warranty shit and advertising fliers?

Just because the Vita is already dying out of the gate, and the company you faithfully would let fuck you in the ass is in danger of bankruptcy, doesn't mean you should hate on this guys review.

[townsjim]

why u dicks hating on dale?

[Josse702]

I always set My time and day

[posidonsfury]

Wow bro never do a video again. Please. Kthanxbye

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

私は1つを有してもいいか。

[RobRod20]

Isn't that. The song from mighty switch force?

[peck444]

Suomi \o/

[cjmc17]

wow dude really... bashing on the vita on a unboxing... -_-

[ThePhan7em]

He really pisses me off, what an ass. 

[PrehistoricStudios]

One thing i left out in my other comment. LOWER THE DAMN MUSIC VOLUME.

[7footballfanatic7]

@Buck1172 stop generalizing you piece of shit; if your a basement dwelling nerd than that's fine but stop saying that "we" all are "nerds"

[5PEDROGARZA8]

......•.•

[agmarkis]

Although I typically would defend against the harsh comments i'll give some pointers:

-Lower the music volume, I want to concentrate on the comments not music.

-Talk more about how it feels. Is it comfortable? Control sticks smooth? Comments on the interface? Comments on the design? no opinions? okay....

-What do you prefer or dont? Do you like the size of the vita? How secure is the memory card?

Basically, we can see what you are unboxing, but describe what we can't touch, and talk about it! ;)

[buck11772]

Please DTOID don't let a total douche do the unboxing again like this. Man did this guy sound annoying. "Who sets their time and date?" We're nerds, almost everyone of us does. Tossing the instructions and saying every time "who reads this" or "lame" Just put it to the side and move on. Be funny or don't say anything at all but don't sound like a jerk.

[MudHut67]

@buck11772

Read comments, watched videos=thinks commentators should go fuck themselves and get a life, as hates boring bull shit unboxings where unboxer states the obvious.

[PrehistoricStudios]

Why is everyone like OMG DON'T CHUCK IT. So i scroll up back to the video and i skip through it and i only saw him move it over to the side. I'm like wtf. Guys the vita is NOT some fragile shit. It'll survive being pushed to the side. I'm glad he didn't repeat the spec sheets. I can google that. And guess what he did what was in the title he unboxed a vita most likely the way most people do. He didn't type "opening ps vita like a pussy and showing you all the bullshit that you don't care about".

[MrHogslice]

I'd like to do an unboxing video....on Sarah Underwood and Morgan Webb.

[thekoolkurt]

He unboxes everything and shows you the stuff inside, what more could you people want?

[SanguineVoyeur]

Needs more dragon dildos.

[Sethnotasithsr]

he didnt chuck shit, he just moved it out the way?

[shugues]

Dammit. I was hoping to see the actual game cartridge thingies.

[trihex]

Forget all the haters. I love the nonchalant attitude of the unboxing.

I actually dislike the unboxings where they just repeat the spec sheet and say junk I could've googled in 2 seconds. ;)

[XxOrcristxX]

This has to be the dumbest "Unboxing" I have ever witnessed.

"Who cares about that", "Who cares about that".

You should, you are doing the "Unboxing".

This video is no better than a Google-Image of the PS Vita.

[d1v4dPwnz]

Applish? Now we're comparing products to Apple? First Call of Duty comparisons, now this...

[TheStarfox567]

"Did you ever set your time and date on your PSP?"

Every. Fucking.Time.

[LancerJak]

Gameplay > Graphics.

[123travisiscool]

Nice, It looks GREAT and you know that looks like a mix of a PsP, Ps3, And a iPod Touch. So it looks like a amazing lil machine and if I would have the cash I would get it right when it comes out... Lol well nice video and I'll subscribe. (thumbs up)

[MasterchiefSD]

look BEAUTIFUL! i actually want to buy it now.. but ill wait for second generation just like how i did with the psp. :)

[Amcacs5654]

Turn the fucking background music off. Who in their right mind thought putting that song, that loud was a good idea? Holy fuck.

[ashthought]

Terrible unboxing. What's with your attitude and literally chucking it around? And lost the background music. Totally obnoxious.

[MrD1L5T4R]

@ashthought OMG, I thought i was the only that thought that!

[MudHut67]

@ashthought

Music I can agree on, as for everything else: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

[PrehistoricStudios]

@ashthought

Who gives a flying fuck. I agree with the music. But the other points WTF ARE YOU ON?

[cjmc17]

@ashthought everyone should thumbs up this comment :)

[youbique]

nice video, but i can't understand what are you saying cause of this shitty loud music

[zct007]

OMG there is a snow button screw the video!

[zaldare]

Annoying person.

[gamegloss]

@zaldare You're a person too though. 

[shoka199]

Yes i set the time and date

[xMeshuggahx]

This music is incredibly distracting

[Shippoyasha]

Destructoid insults other unboxing videos as 'obnoxious mouth breathers'..

And yet it's the same thing. Stay classy Dtoid.

[muzzelflash91]

JUST PEEL THE FUCKING STICKER!!!

[ArcticNinjaXXI]

Love the music.

[SpawnINRI]

Wow, most annoying background music.

[AveryLHooten]

he sounds like the lanky new dude from the office

[jaymben]

"I'm actually surprised at how light it is." I was expecting an empty box

[thelunn]

the figerprints get about as bad as the iphone, which isnt bad, its just when you first get it it gets heaps of fingerprints

[vilemoo17]

Oh dtoid, you guys have money :p

[WithBloodSkies]

Look very nice .. to nice.

What are you planning Japan! I'm watching you..

[golden7734]

I

ll wait to see what the game library is like. If it is as bad as it was for the PSP then I'll stick to my smart phone for portable gaming.

[Bernardusaurus]

@golden7734 The PSP had some of the best titles these past two years.

[bossMrMontana]

this thing is beautiful!!

[wishingW3L]

dat OLED screen makes me so horny. ;)

[TheAmazingShua]

wtf is with the music?

[PaulOkon1981]

@TheAmazingShua Mighty Switch Force

virt.bandcamp.com/album/mighty­-switch-force-ost/

[TheAmazingShua]

@PaulOkon1981 that is exactly what is "With" the music

[ayoopdog]

4:15 that's what she said

[mikkess]

THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING ANNOYING!!

[floming94]

i would rape the vita on the first day like if u agree

[darkknightdante178]

seems like dtoid consists of complaining little bitches e___e

[immortal4hm]

e___e

CUTE! n.n

[imkris0422]

1:13 the first of many :')

[motionwindart]

something about this unboxing is really annoying, sometimes it becomes even obnoxious, a lot of useless whining and a lot of assumptions, Destructoid I am disappoint.

[Matat]

@motionwindart I thought you were talking about the background music for a moment. =P

[Wolfdie]

3:40 Since when are you worried about the size of the package? *wink*

[YHess4]

I am getting a white vita next year.

[Omanjack]

im not a sony fan but im seriously considering getting a vita when it comes out in europe

[MurraySwe]

Thumbs up if you went "Riiiidge Raceeeer" Kaz Hirai style as he pulled the game out.

[5PEDROGARZA8]

Annoying Honky..

[5PEDROGARZA8]

¶Oor people-ahahahahahaha ^^

[tres311]

Uhoh some1 tell scoville there is no guyrim on the vita. And no bethesda cock to suck either too bad

[DRAGONBALLFANOF2011]

YOUR A CLOCK U SHOULD OF PICKED 3G IF U GOT IT FROM JAPAN :P

[SpartX7]

the background music is loud and annoying

[trstnmrshll]

"No one cares about that, no one cares about that... ooh it's USB!"

[TheXXLethal]

Spank

[asultsucker936]

IGN allready did it :P

[GlueNoob]

@asultsucker936

Who fucking cares?

[priyaarora10049]

fuckin snowfall.

[FlacCanon]

THANK GOD!!!~!

AN UNBOXING VIDEO THAT IS USING A TRI-POD!

Destructoid I Love You.....

[iGRIND13]

Just like every Sony system! Only one thing catches my eyes while everything else is garbage, the graphics is the only thing keeping me from not buying the 3DS but 3DS has more potential in games than the PS vita, but does graphics just get me, MY GOD those beautiful graphics

[4hand561]

@iGRIND13 Are you... emmm "Special"? o.0 Not much of what you are saying made sense... 3DS has some pretty awesome Graphical capabilities... If thats keeping you from buying it then why would you buy a PS Vita?

[immortal4hm]

o.0

CUTE! n.n

[DMJaber]

I'm just gonna wait for the Vita Slim SKU. ^^

[MetalGearEckz]

Who doesn't set their time and date?

[spiderman00193]

Not getting a Vita until prices are stabilized. 

[shizueleven]

@spiderman00193 Not getting a vita till I bang your mom

[RebornLegacy]

@spiderman00193

It's not like the prices are fluctuating .

[darkinertia2]

haha i love it how people freak out over fingerprints...your gonna get fingerprints on shit you touch and theres virtually nothing you can do about the screen...but i cant wait to get one tho im not sure if i should wait untill a stable firmware release.people want handhelds to fail so bad but why? if it suceeds who knows maybe others will jump on the bandwagon and make a better one but if everyone hates it, theres never gonna be the next dot matrix gameboy..and you cant deny katamari rocks

[GRAVYRAQUEPz]

So how much is all plus the Memory stick and a game?

[ArcticNinjaXXI]

Hot Shots Golf is all I care about too

[cwooddirector]

What format are the games in? I doubt its UMD.

[Rockazn1]

@cwooddirector the games are more of a chip format, in a sense like the ds cartridges but more in my opinion like SD cards

[cwooddirector]

@Rockazn1 thanks bud.

[NeoAvalon17]

Yes, I did set my time and date thank you very much.

[cwooddirector]

Well I'm not going to get a Vita until they release one of the color varients that aren't fingerprint magnets.

[IROHINE]

@cwooddirector I agree, where the fuck is all the MAT BLACK shit? Why are we still doing gloss on TV's and shit as well. So annoying...

[DRAGONBALLFANOF2011]

@cwooddirector there all finger print magnets

[WarlosPS3]

@cwooddirector I just want the awesome purple one they had at E3

[SIRRENITY6182]

Does XBox even have a hand held console? (Excuse the spelling)

[unamuzzed]

@SIRRENITY6182 nope 

[bood3e]

Sony handheld consoles suck

[Lionheart1188]

tits

[robageejammin]

Wasn't sure what the awesome music was until the second song. Forget the Vita, I just want Mighty Switch Force now :)

[JOKER92092]

I wonder if the anologes would break if you put it in your Pocket.. if you had a pocket that big

[JBOTTSIOWA]

why dislikes, oh yah jealous xbox fanboys mad cause PlayStation portables are better than their console!

[ninjarobo110]

@MartinArku The snow falling is kind of appropriate going along with the music

[yermommy777]

but will it blend?

[ahoover137]

The vita is another representation of how sony can make something with so much potential and then mess it up by doing ignorant things with it. When will they learn. I feel sorry for sony and the playstation brand

[Mexican4life14]

@sMxy666 because there currently is no monster hunter for psvita

[deathcraverlight]

I rather pay my car bill and pick up some chicks with how much this is worth.

[sMxy666]

I wanna know how much all that cost ... AND WHY U NO GET MONSTER HUNTER! D:!?

[Schenuffel]

give me that snow button

[Freekman29]

the thing is i do want to know what the markup was

[SupaIs1]

i love japan!

[MonoFaction]

Hm.. I like the idea of portable gaming, but it never seems to be preferable to a stationary console in my opinion.

[lunaspite]

whats the music in this video?

[MrMixer108]

What's the Ridge Racer game like? Is it old school RR or the new crappy Unbounded style shit?

[Kapado]

This guy is mentaly retarded , worst unboxing ever also to boot .

[gsonic55]

This is gonna be goood.

[MyOtakuCorner]

1:55 is that how you handle nipples Dale? :)

[iTziLLUMY]

Dude! What happened to the guy with his dog?

[Darkseeker109]

OMG im so jelous cant wait till february!

[elemopinata]

Dale is great. I want more Dale.

[psnDosx001]

Greatest PSvita unboxing ever because it in English n its funny as hell.

[TheMightyAnonymous]

Best. Unboxing. Ever. 'ugh who the fuck cares!!' xD

[BongRiperson]

The mod scene will be spectacular.

Much needed video Dale,

also brace for 12 year old winterfags

peace and much love Dtoid

[xkillaz18x]

Thing is with ps3, if you want new controllers, you go buy them. If your ps vita mini analog's wear out, you need to buy a new vita....

[TheKidTrio]

@xkillaz18x Actually you can call people to repair it. Duh. Or call Sony that their product's Joy sticks are Shit

[vincentnguyen777]

@xkillaz18x Yeah, but one of those ps3 controllers is 1/3 of the cost of a vita anyways.

[xkillaz18x]

@vincentnguyen777 exactly my point, basically im saying your screwed

[grendelee]

@xkillaz18x or replace them?

[caramelzappa]

@xkillaz18x

I've never had an analog stick wear out.

[DjSilver118]

I put the snow about 15mins ago when I was cleaning room and the snow piled up the enditre screen and the video was barely done loading wtf youtube -.-

[Clyburn9057hi]

Im gettin one for birthday :)

[sayrith]

why cant they just let us use a microSD? fucking sony.

[Sc0tt8588]

@sayrith Proprietary items aka a way to get more money out of people.

I would go with waiting until cheaper cards are made by someone else.

[jaymmira]

@sayrith well to be fair, I would totally expect immediate pirating of PSV games if they used the standard SD card, I mean look at how easy it is with DS games for a $3-5 kit. I'm not expecting the card to lock out pirates forever but at least it won't be immediate...hopefully.

[sayrith]

I dunno about you but I need the time on my PSP (if I had one) and I actually read the manuals...you know just in case there are warnings such as charge the fucker before you use it else the battery will be messed up.

[SonyDroid]

You can play uncharted golden abyss in english or something?

[GuyWithBluePoop]

I didn't understand why a larger than normal amount of people disliked this video, so I disliked it too just to fit in. Just throwin that out there.

[Curlyiain]

RRIIIIIDDDDGEEE RACERRRRRR!

[7footballfanatic7]

Support for the little people!!

[socialgarbage2]

>Bitches about music on the Vita, while subjecting us to horrid music during the video.

[psychoace]

I saw this on the front page of my Youtube subscriptions but when I go to the Destructoid channel it's not shown. How can I get all the non-Destructoid show video's viewed in the channel listing?

[Timmydatoof93]

wait, who doesn't set the time? i thought that was normal.

[FightTheNobles]

@Timmydatoof93 He means manually. Not via internet.

[SlashingCobra]

im going to wait for the slim version

[CatcherP57]

video sucked ass

[TheFatty2497]

@CatcherP57 What did you want from an unboxing video?

[CatcherP57]

@TheFatty2497 has to be nintendo, not sony

[TheFatty2497]

@CatcherP57 Don't be such a baby. I'm a nintendo fan, but I still respect other consoles no matter what brand. This is a lot more advanced than the 3ds and you have to give Sony credit. I do own a 3ds by the way.

[JJPrinze]

i set my time and date... its not like i live between the 1500 where i tell time by the sun..

[nightseifer]

This video fucking sucked.

[5PEDROGARZA8]

@nightseifer You're just A poor peice of Shytt.

[nightseifer]

@5PEDROGARZA8 lol, well done dumbass.

[Whambow]

"You don't wanna know how much it was to import one of these" throws it away as if it has no value...

[jota5000jonathan]

sweet

[Feelsbadset]

PlayStation Vita fingerprint edition.

[BlackJeopardy]

I love the url to this video...FUAAAAAAA

[glauqu1nhoo]

In brazil one of these costs $2100 dollars ( product + shipping + taxes ) : /

[dfactory]

@glauqu1nhoo e o lucro de 250%, claro.

[glauqu1nhoo]

@dfactory isso que se passar na alfandega custa 30% a mais do preco original, e ja que ele é mais de 300 dollares a diferenca vai ter 50% de ajuste, daí dentro do brasil vai ter 250% por ser produto importado, depois vai ter taxa de entrega, e se tiver sorte ele vem sem estar amassado ou quebrado.

[fallnando]

why am i watching this... i HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY IT!!!

[Andragon90]

Can't help but rub these nubs mmmm