Spam Play - Princess Maker 2 (1): Introducing Tonya Spamalot!

[Warriorsrule2]

What the hell... She gets to start school at the age of ten... WHAT THE FUCK! Why can't the U.S do this?!?!

[wineandforgive]

The armour crushing begins

[jcthekiller150]

Holy crap, He picked the day just after my B-Day

[jruler93]

OH MY GOD!!! You killed Ozzy Ozbourne! YOU BASTARD!

[88Meters]

I came.

Twice.

[misteridiot]

Fight Demons, get Loli's from God.

[TailsDollGirl]

can i have the link to download this game?

[Wilhiemthe2nd]

Three Commentators At Once? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?

[Angelofexecution]

Corn has to go to libraries to read books to children. That'd be too funny xD

[completebastard]

This game was so cute.

[Chidorisengan72]

"Painting is stupid..." Fast forward 4 years... "Hey, let's abandon those 3 years of combat for paintin', bitch!" gotta love irony.

[Namesisnames]

How do you get to crazy Eddys store?

[Irony3451]

@Namesisnames go to the town and press f12, q, r, and n at the same time. Go back home and then back to the town. it should be there

[iheartkh]

Did you guys find the engilsh version through old-games(dot)com? I've been wondering if that site is safe. If not could you please tell me where you found it? Please?

[MrPhazerBeam]

I wish I could have a Modded Version of Every game Ive ever played with Corn as the Only Voice actor xD

[Bluecho4]

I like how this game's theology basically has God giving Satan the go-ahead to invade a kingdom and destroy it.

And how is it you managed to piss away nearly an entire year's salary on dance lessons? That was 400 gold pieces! Either she was learning some high-class dance fighting from Zoolander himself, or the middle ages have a terrible, terrible economy.

[abigail10girl]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS IN ENGLISH?????

[Tatsudoshi]

@abigail10girl Google.

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

Did yall notice at this point that fighting and fencing were cheaper?

that strikes me as funny:)

[jruler93]

When Tonya descends from te heavens, it looks kind of like she has adult sized boobs, if you're dirty minded enough to see it.

[faint46]

3rd grade education much?

it would be great if Corn did childrens books.

[rudorot65]

Tatsudoshi's spamalot (Monty python's spamalot

[ktsjr15]

its a loli! yes!!!!

[ktsjr15]

....o_o wow, looking at the 1.500 videos and the 18k subs, its hard to beileve when i remember watching tatsu's videos in 2009 wondering "where the fuck is the uploads i want more tatsu" and now i come back and son of a bitch XD

[GreatistGlitch]

Mac And Cheese so delicious to Mee!

[Squeejee09]

I know you recorded this way back, but for anybody watching and wondering, the actual way you get your daughter to talk to the higher-up people in the castle is to raise her "decorum" stat by sending her to the protocol school. I hate that I know that.

[ETLyrics1]

God: You have saved the planet from evil! You deserve a reward.

Tonya's dad: Yes!

God: Here, have a 10-year old!

Tonya's Dad: sigh... I guess I'll take it..

[adacowan]

you guys should do a spam play of portal 2 co-op

[AxAie]

best princess maker playthrough EVER!!!! >O plz play the other pm's too <3

[Nesveri]

You chose my birthday..! o_O What are the odds?!

[outwrangle]

You should have given one of the the Friday the 13th birthday.

[FushigiTennyoRanma]

How do you get Princess Maker?

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

can you give me the rom you used in this lets play. i need that cheat :3 thank you!

[Sonikku2008]

@KawaiiMangaArtist I think they're playing through DOSBox or something. They likely edited the config file and added a certain variable to it to make the beta shop and Bad Eddie's shop available.

In other words, you pretty much would need to find the English beta PC version. Those shops are only available on that version of the game.

[Maverick52093]

RAISE HER COOKING ABILITY

[TheEchoSystem]

>>only in 360p

slightly surprised but not discouraged

[DmansonofGman]

corn needs to read shakespeare like this

[deadmom1]

Friday 13!!!!!

[demonhuskfang]

You guys raising a daughter? Ooooh moo..

[Zexion233]

hopefully your princess dosn't end up a prostitute.....

[Demoncy0]

Where do you get this game?

[ReverseKaizo]

@Demoncy0 You can get it anywhere for the DOSBOX. Gooooogle.

[Thomal9]

The story in a nutshell:

God: "Yay, you killed the devil. Here have a naked 10 year old girl. Try not to break her."

[Zhinzhu]

how do i get princess maker 2?

[Liberykiller]

Oh, god, honestly I prefer Corn's version of the story better

[gogoku55]

where do you get this game

[BreBearLuv420]

i want a daughter that came from a big sphere of light and make her be a kung fu master! :D

[TheLinkmaster42]

you should have chosen 4/20 for her bday

[Tatsudoshi]

@TheLinkmaster42 D= ...hell no.

[ElectroHaiso]

@Tatsudoshi

What?Why?

You don't want a little Hitler baby?

[Tatsudoshi]

@ElectroHaiso 2 reasons.

1. Weed jokes are stupid.

2. Hitler jokes are stupid.

[ElectroHaiso]

@Tatsudoshi

True.Sorry.I (sometimes) dont think before I comment.

[MicrosoftHiCi]

@Tatsudoshi Tatsu, your entire limbo playthrough is Hitler jokes.....i'll assume this is different though.

[bioshocknoob121]

@ElectroHaiso not funny my uncle and sister are born that day >:(

[ElectroHaiso]

@bioshocknoob121

So was Adolf Hitler.Get over it.

[TheLinkmaster42]

@Tatsudoshi why not?

[pixelpie05]

@TheLinkmaster42 that happens to be hitlers birthday o-o

and my birthday v.v;

[jdrbdj]

@jruler93

O is the universal donor, and AB is the universal receiver.

[Tatsudoshi]

@jdrbdj So our daughter is the top, not the bottom.

[EmoAznProductions]

OMFG SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME O.O

[SuperSpongebobking]

murder her the next time you play this game

[Redbarren115]

i thoght this game was gonna be fail but....eh its pretty kool

[OishiiTerp]

You should have Corn read children's stories with a time limit to read each page. It might make me pee myself.

[thewhulk]

I have been a sub for around 3 years now... and every-time you tell me to "look for the 2nd video on multipurposereviews/com" I can never find it... am i just stupid or am i just stupid.

[Harryshazard]

@thewhulk stupid with a side of rice

[Tatsudoshi]

@thewhulk You're looking for more Spam Play videos. We do NOT post Spam Plays on Multipurpose Reviews. Multipurpose Reviews gets ORIGINAL CONTENT. Youtube gets Spam Plays.

[thewhulk]

@Tatsudoshi ah ok. just was a bit miss-leading to me.

[SuperSpongebobking]

i rather have a guy he will better to raise

[Liberykiller]

fff- This girl's birthday ain't gettin in the way of mine! August 14th, fucking...

[jklantern]

I'm kinda surprised your Hive Mind didn't become the Devil, but I suppose that's what your loli is for.

[thefallencog]

Corn gets the nobel peace prize for being so fucking stupid while reading XD

[thebored14]

1.Kill devil

2.Get loli

3.Give loli to Doc Sigma

4.?????

5.Profit

[glubritz]

I'm not insane, I JUST LIKE TO KILL!

[SuperSpongebobking]

if i was mr.spamalot i would throw tonya in the dumpster

[airykun15]

@SuperSpongebobking being shes a gift from a god/goddess you'd be killed on the spot for that most likely

[angelofshadows11]

i thought it would have been cute if you named the girl little dragon.

[XainArchives]

Didn't you say something about NEVER doing this?

[Tatsudoshi]

@XainArchives ...we've had this game planned for like 8 months dude. O_o

[XainArchives]

@Tatsudoshi Oh...hmm, well I didn't know that. Sorry bout that. O_o;

[TimJJacques]

Dammit Tatsu! That was ONE day before my birthday! GOD, how could you not have known! Rage over, this seems... Interesting.

[DrRuelel]

this is actually on dos not windows just thought I'd say that as the tags are not correct as to what the system this game is on is for

[vidmasterx7]

tatsu i think i saw u in the car on thursday on your way to monterrey? was thath u because i saw what i was pretty sure corn and in thedriver seat u

[Tatsudoshi]

@vidmasterx7 Corn doesn't drive. :B

[airykun15]

This video made me download the game it's actually not a bad game and is oddly fun

[siefer117]

Since it sounds like Spazzy is playing this I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that if she can she might make the character a bit voluptuous.

[Tatsudoshi]

@siefer117 Indeed she is the one driving the car, or playing the game as it were. xD

[siefer117]

@Tatsudoshi You still didn't answer the last part of my question.

[yogthulhu]

I would buy an audiobook narrated by Corn.

[armegeddis]

@yogthulhu Even the Twilight series? :3

[yogthulhu]

@armegeddis ESPECIALLY Twilight. He'd make is so much better.

[Liberykiller]

I would pay for the distribution of this

[princepalkia44]

@yogthulhu You my freind is a genius!

[driftingwolf0]

@yogthulhu prepare for a tape that is 5 hours long and is about the cat in the hat lol jk keep being epic corn

[Kuronii01]

@yogthulhu

Gawd, yes! I would buy every single audiobook he did! Especially if he read the Lord of the Rings. I can imagine several points where he would just go "This is boring! tl;dr, People DIED, okay?"

[MicrosoftHiCi]

@yogthulhu The next Corn N' Bourbon project, corn narrates War and Peace. Estimated finish date, 2056

[TheEvisgod]

2:31 I thought he was going to do the lion king opening

[hanzo661]

Also, does he have reading problems or is that just him messing around?

[MakubekuUrashima]

omg i love this game :D

[hiro661]

"you just blew your entire year's pay on school!"

...Just Like College in real life! :D

[shdwdrgnix]

Is this related to a certain other ___ maker game that I know of?

[Tatsudoshi]

@shdwdrgnix Nope.

[terpauli]

where can i get this game?

[DrRuelel]

@terpauli google

[OishiiTerp]

rofl...Corn reading was priceless!

[dragondook]

Dear tatsu: why. sincerely, the fag that gets yelled at alot. XD

[TwilightMasterCK1]

Birthday on a monday?

...

Tatsu, you monster.

[Saki13311]

yush! i've been waiting for this for soooo long! woo! XD

[sonnetxi]

to fight or dance....DANCE!!!!!!

D:

[jruler93]

In terms of bloodtype, the difference between O and O- is one is the universal (as in through out the universe, not the company "Universal") blood donor (cool, I guess, if you like give things other than punches), and the other is the universal (again, not the company) blood recipient (again, cool, I guess)

[The5thSnow]

I heard Dergin's scream of aingst from here

[nylon8125]

Lol i like how Spazzy is like the master at this game knowing all the stuff aha XD Love you guys

[KingCroutonL]

You chose august 14th THAT'S MY B-DAY!

[leafia133]

dam i wish you picked the 2nd thats my birthday

[hanzo661]

I remember a rather hilarious LP where they used Gendo Ikari as the father figure (Y'know, since it's a Gainax game) and ended up messing up the girl pretty badly.

[JLCL01]

@hanzo661

Do you know who did this particular LP? Sounds pretty hilarious.

[hanzo661]

@JLCL01

It's in the Something Awful LP Archive.

[grenadier42]

POSSIBLE SPOILER I DON'T KNOW

INCOMING HARLOT ENDING :D (is that even a spoiler?)

[JMSofSweden]

Having Corn read is like using the transcribe audio feature.

[AxAie]

OMG WAIT A SECOND!!!!!

*does a backflip*

PRINCESS MAKER HAS SAME STORY AND CHARACTER AS PETITE PRINCESS YUCIE (look up anime on google) Even "Cube" is in there @-@ I knew the story of the girl from the sky and being entrusted to a knight was familiar.

Petite Princess Yucie is a nice anime (could've been better). Story is slightly different though. Yucie is 18 but her body stopped growing. so cube helps her get the princess crown to cure her curse.

[AxAie]

@AxAie p.s. (this is me again btw) not saying that anyone immitated anybody. i'm not stupid like that. i'm just saying the stories are similar. and even so, petite princess yucie would be more like "basing the story off of" or "re-animating" the game in some way. you know how media works sponsoring each other by animating games and comics and what not. @-@ but i think it's cool that it's similar. was just pointing it out. srry.

[FritziTheEchidna123]

@AxAie Well it is the official anime of the series....

[MaxxwellH]

OMIGOD IT"S FINALLY HERE! Yaaaaaaaay!

[carter2567]

princess maker? what cool about this? what about killing necromorph babies? remember that? ;)

[Tatsudoshi]

@carter2567 Not everything has to be "SUPER MEGA ACTION BULLETS DEATH KILLING!" :B

[yofune99]

i look at the name as Corna Spamalot because i do know his first name, u have said it before... hehehheh

[supersoniche]

I'd predict with corn's week, he'd fuck her up

[Holhander]

YES! ive been waiting for this for so long! and from one episode i can tell this is gonna be so much fun! xD

[TibobiotheMuffin]

@TibobiotheMuffin IT'S NOT IT'D

[TibobiotheMuffin]

As much as I loved Harvey Birdman, it'd nice to have Spazzy back

[TheMegaDJ619]

Word of advice: Don't eat Froot Loops while watching anything in which Corn tries to read.

[frostysangel]

I feel like we'll be hearing a lot more Spazzy in this Spam Play.

Not a bad thing, though :D

[tabbyaboutroots]

daamn the music in this game is awesome

[bluekirby1214]

august 14 is my moms birthday!

[deletedboss]

Yeah I found this loli in a meteorite, can I keep it?

[01subject]

Soooooo... why are you playing this again?

[Tatsudoshi]

@01subject Because not everything involving videos games has to be about killing someone, fighting a war, an ancient evil, saving the world, and other generic nonsense. Besides it's fun. :B Also it's -different-.

[airykun15]

@Tatsudoshi You can do two of those things in this but yes it's very different in a good way

[retyopko]

So after Wikipedia-ing, I found out the basis of your game. Wikipedia did not tell me, but can she grow up to work in a brothel/something similar? Would be awesome.

[Tatsudoshi]

@retyopko Yes.  There's a ton of endings.

[RyuujinV]

I may have waited 2/3 of a year for this, but something tells me the wait will be well worth it...

[LuccaRPG]

So the true question is: WHEN ARE YOU GIVING HER THE BUXOM PILLS?! :o

[Tatsudoshi]

@LuccaRPG Lucca! :D <3  Sup dawg!

Also...we may or may not have given her some...maybe...Ye shall see!

[Jieyang123456789]

Cliff hanger kinda

[Indigonumber189]

Are you going to any particular ending?

[Tatsudoshi]

@Indigonumber189 Nope! We were winging it! Whatever happened, happened was our motto for this.

[Menasor1000]

Wow it is already starting off to be a very fun video.

[ThatLetsPlayChannel]

Tatsu, how do you record your voices in-time with the game?

[Tatsudoshi]

@ThatLetsPlayChannel I have tutorials on how I do my stuff on our website, Multipurpose Reviews. There's a link to it on our main channel, and in the description of every one of our videos. :3 Check the archives page, you'll find it easily!

[ThatLetsPlayChannel]

@Tatsudoshi I watched the one about recording on a console, and nothing was specified.

[Tatsudoshi]

@ThatLetsPlayChannel There were four videos. 2 of them showed console recordings. Both showed off different ways to record commentary audio. One involves a separate program running along side your game video/audio recorder and the other involves a professional sound board.

[faithld]

lolis rock

[Amerac133]

Why do I picture Dergin stalking you with a rusty spork and murdering you?

[Littledragon813]

@Amerac133 I would not do it with a rusty spork. It'd be at least some type of decent stabbing tool.

[Amerac133]

@Littledragon813 Awww and I was going to loan you my trusty rusty stabbing spork. :(

[Gesh86]

What a weird choice! Really, a train-your-loli-game isn't what I would have expected from you. I guess it'll work somehow.

[swampfire54]

u know wht this game is gnna be interresting....

[grenadier42]

Oh dear god. Incoming loli fanservice

(what, it's Gainax.)

[Tatsudoshi]

@grenadier42 Neon Genesis Evangelion, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, He Is My Master, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt and COUNTLESS more. That's what Gainax is. xD

[TMNWG]

@Tatsudoshi You forgot FLCL. XD

[Tatsudoshi]

@TMNWG I was only listing a few, they have COUNTLESS more.

[Ygdrasel]

@grenadier42

Aside from an entire game dedicated to training your own loli, there's a way to make her naked. /sickfanservice

[Tatsudoshi]

@Ygdrasel Yes there is, we discuss the "uhhhh...what?" aspects of the game later. xD

[armegeddis]

@Tatsudoshi How often do you buy the boob pills? x:

[grenadier42]

@Ygdrasel

Yeah. I've seen said "way". Not sure why Gainax did that. Seems a bit out there, even for them.

[noogai5097]

I think I prefer Corn's version of the story...

[woutermen2]

AND \ OR BIRTHDAY!

[woutermen2]

damnit tatsu you dont even know your daughters name!

[SorvahrSpahr]

woot! been looking forward to this! and so dergin is faced w three amazing parents xD

[bloodwolfkoji]

-loads shotgun-I'm going devil hunting :D

[Reconcilia7ion]

That butler's eyes are FUCKING TERRIFYING.

[WildFangWolf]

@Reconcilia7ion Well, the butler is a cat-woman. Her eyes should look like that.

[Delacroix3227]

@WildFangWolf Cube is a boy....you can't be a woman if you're a butler...you'd be a maid then.

[WildFangWolf]

@Delacroix3227 Uhh... gender differences are hard to figure out on a butler that terrifying (the eyes... oh my god THE EYES!!!), than again... I should have figured that "butler" meant male... So, I'm going to rephrase my previous statement: Well, the butler is a cat-man. His eyes should look like that.