Artie Lange Ash Wednesday Story Howard Stern Show

[NeechOne]

ARTIE FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!  Gary's story was better.

[kmastersegment6]

I just pissed myself . . . what a great story from Artie !

[jordanashelin18]

jesuz christ. artie & howrard sound like theyre squeeling like pigs

[mynamearekid]

Wow howard was a little over the top fake with that laugh

[jgtx75063]

Fuck u artie..... no hiward stern show no artie. HahahHa.

[MrTodolorosso]

arties stories always cheer me up when i feel down

[responare]

This story cracks me up every time. I have tears running down my face.

[steven4rmnewyork]

howard stern has the gayest fake laugh in the business..

[Mtothearc05]

@steven4rmnewyork i left my cock ring on ur mothers dresser.. i need that back for my date with ur sister

[wdmnetwork]

@steven4rmnewyork That couldnt have been more of a genuine uncontrollable laugh. Howard has never laughed like that so not sure how you can compare that to his other laughs. You can tell Artie struck a chord and made him laugh. You can audibly hear that it's just bursting out of him and is not forced whatsoever.

It's not the story so much as it is Howard and Artie laughing so hard it just makes you laugh. Makes you miss the old days too.

[mario0318]

@steven4rmnewyork what's stuck up your twat, madam?

[CarlyJaye16]

this is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Howards laugh at 4:39 is a FUCKING TRIP.

[CQ1981331]

artie is the best story teller,this shit is hillarious

[TheMrplayitsafe]

Damn Gary's story was better

[TheMrplayitsafe]

Not that great, also robin thinks artie's annoying

[chipseinfeld8]

HAHA the bookies real name is Frank “Bobo” Marrapese sr. - theres a pic of him on the internet the guy looks like what i thought- like don rickles.

[mariofe4]

funny ass hell

[mariat08]

I like how Artie gives the details..."so we sat down, we ordered quarter pounders w/cheese.."......This is too funny!!:-P

[PAULFC93]

Artie's an amazing story teller. He was one of the few people who could make Howard loose it completely with laughter.

[abooooff]

I laughed so hard at this!

[gambitrocks]

Hahahahaha

[meltz911]

I fucked a nun, best sex ever!

All my life, I never heard a woman begging to be fucked in the ass until this whore.

[swagglehorse]

Bookie = Junk dealer.

[dckish21]

@swagglehorse wow ur dumb..... Bookie = Someone who takes bets

[TheShepster80]

@swagglehorse Dumbo! if u want to bet on a game or horseracing etc! u go to a bookie! 

[swagglehorse]

@TheShepster80 @dckish21 I guess I shoulda been clearer, assholes, but I meant it as Artie's using it as a metaphor/analogy, as in he wasn't telling the true story (because he was using at the time) and used "bookie" in his story, when he really meant.... you know what, never mind. You guys prob don't know what "metaphor" or "analogy" mean. Get back to your "bookies."

[TheShepster80]

@swagglehorse Don't try to get out of it!!! You thought a bookie was a drug dealer. DUMB-ASS!!

[MrReplier]

ATTENTION STERN FANS!!! Artie has returned to radio. Check it out/ Artie Lange Nick Di Paolo on Fox Sports Radio

[xmarine521]

Miss you Arte, get well brotha !!



[jrsygrl07735akaAlie]

thank you so much... love it...

[cchris000043]

Peace and love Artie. We all miss you

[RedDizzle316]

goddammit I miss Artie

[seka1986]

When is Artie Lang the obese junkie coming back?

[steven4rmnewyork]

howard stern has the worst laugh in all of laughing history..he prob laughs like his mother

[jb68025]

holy fuck, i couldnt stop laughing lmao

[Idigindirt]

I cry everytime i hear this!

[presto420]

Artie was the best thing that ever happened to the HSS, that chair will never be filled to that level again

[Gunman610]

BTW, the reason you're not supposed to eat meat on Friday was because a relative of one of the Pope's was a fishmonger. And since the Pope was considered infallible, if you ate any meat besides fish, you were screwed. I love God, but man, religion sucks ass....

[CharliesVlogs]

omg 4:20 hahahahahahah

[SpyralVideo]

@CharliesVlogs charlie plz sub me

[mariat08]

OMG! When Artie tells a story and starts laughing, I lose it!!:P

[useurnam]

Never heard Howard laugh like that.

[Domzdream]

My mother still gives me shit for having meat on a certain Catholic day, even though she KNOWS I find ALL religions retarded! So I always make it a point to get a massive hamburger on that day, including extra meaty whatevers.

Man you theists are stupid!

[jocool562]

someone please post the clip called ARTIE ALMOST DIES (LAUGHING). that clip is ARTIE laughing so hard when he hears clips of GRANNY PORN. it is some gut telling some GRANNY porn star to "TAKE IT". it used to be on you tube as video clip but HOWARD Tv pulled it. there is a bonus inthat clip of SAL doin' the BA BA BOOEY dance with a mask. if someone has it please POST IT!

[franksfender]

@jocool562 search "Artie loses it to the "Ah Yeah" porn clip"

[jadeyedman007]

@jocool562 go to youtube dot com /watch?v=WNU1nuxcoCY

[SargentandGreenLeaf]

baba balooney

[presto420]

artie is the man! period

[Muppio]

I couldn't hear half the stuff Artie said because everyone's laughing so hard XD

Can anyone please translate :-P

[JackPantz]

I'm lol'ing just from hearing Artie trying to talk while he's laughing.

[BigBambu78]

Wow. Fakest laugh I've ever heard from Howard.

[PAULFC93]

@BigBambu78

Nah, he's just laughing so hard it sounds fake.

Classic clip.

[frankiepdx]

Sounds like they ripped the audio from this video for Mammary Lane today. Sweet.

[cyman52]

Artie was probably so high when he told this story. I miss you Artie.

[KopaleKopale]

This is fuckin funny ;D

[mybalzurchin]

If I heard this story at a bar I would fall off the stool laughing.

[strawhataddison]

wow. if these stories are to be believed, nuns are disgusting animals.

[mscully2213]

Art's the best story teller, and along with Howard's commentary made for the best show conversation. I hope Artie's doing well..

[highregistersean]

miss you so much you bloated tub of funny

[icuiidan]

Die, fat unfunny fuck!! Die!!!

[KopaleKopale]

@icuiidan no you die miserable troll stupid fag cunt whore...

[DiaperRash38]

@icuiidan Go hang yourself you miserable loser fuck look for attention somewhere else internet whore

[icuiidan]

i am so glad this fat fuck is gone from the Stern show. The show has never been better. Let's hope the next time the fat slob tries to off himself, he actually succeeds!!!

[bonermax]

@icuiidan the worst post

[StormSong8]

@bonermax True, but he/she is doing it just for a reaction. Don't give him/her one.

[BruiserDrop]

Its 2 am. Everyone else in the house has work tomorrow but I'm off. I figured I'd come on here and watch some vids. I found this and now thanks to my uncontrollable laughter...everyone in the house is up,pissed and yelling at me...and I'm still fn laughing!

[scrapplecheesesteak]

I'm f'ing crying in laughter!!! Such a GREAT story from Artie.

[Cap420]

LOL

[Makron5]

I kinda remember quite a few nuns being this bad ya know?

[icatchrye]

The hardest I've ever heard Howard laugh was during the Ringo tape. Youtube Stuttering John and Ringo.

[MegaDetroit24]

omg i could listen to this all day

[bastymanguy]

See what drugs does to you. What a fat stupid pig who lies to Howard and has no talent in terms of humour. Just a loud mouth from Jersey that blurts out trash that he thinks is funny. Fuckin goof, I'll smash his face in.

[bmxfelon420]

@bastymanguy Go fuck yourself.

[SgtTravisBickle]

@scDrizzle I seriously don't think it would be the kind of joke that could help your career... so yes.

[MegaDetroit24]

unbelieveable!



[250ericm]

Artie is funny as hell!

[chipseinfeld8]

YOU CAN SEE BOBO IN THIS VIDEO!!!!!! /FUKtwWk_y48 HAHAHA

[garciadad619]

@ rod1stiffington it was a pig suit bro not a bunny suit. That's a great story too tho

[perhaps333]

amazing nun stories... evil monsters!

[Cap420]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoadDogXVIII]

How can anyone disagree that Howard didn't care about Artie. Look at all the laughs Artie's given.

[ihavesomethingforyou]

jesus artie, breath

[hollowleg]

Artie has the best laugh, I died laughing listening to these two guys laugh.

[daveme666]

Love Artie hope he gets well soon.

[GummoNZ]

Sisters of Mercy show no mercy.

[StefonThaLion]

wtf is up with this laugh

[jetliigor]

i love artie's story's they are always so illegal. That's what makes them so great. I think artie can sell his stories to a movie director because they all sound like great plot's for movies.

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta li'l RD!!!

[nygnyg1]

so funny

[Rod1stiffington]

This story and the one of Artie snorting coke in the F..ing bunny suit are the SHIZ....=]

[2000fordmustang]

I miss Artie so much man... it sucks hes not on this show anymore

[someymehra]

I never get sick of this story, I miss u Artie! Get well my friend!

[sdbeachmom]

Oh my Artie

[ericdxx]

Gary's story was actually funnier because I understood what he said.

[md4bush]

Annoying cunt Robin trying to shoehorn in her annoying comments. Now she is out of control.

[Sonovox01]

Damn, I miss the artie/howard chemistry.

[IvanDS]

I still remember laughing so hard when Artie told this story!

[Mess0723]

what's 60 time parlay?

[bigseanpower10]

@Mess0723 I'm not a gambling expert but a parlay is when you connect multiple games together on one bet. It's all one bet, but you have to pick more than one team. You can win more money on parlays than if you just make a bet on a single game.

[Mess0723]

@bigseanpower10 Ahh i see thanks for clearing that up haha.

[jakethegent]

I love hearing Howard laugh like this!

[lasvegaspi]

That bookie was my neigbor on SI. He used to stay home all week and read the bible and lift weights. He only left the house one day a week to make his collections.

The burger king was right by our house, the one by the SI mall.

[Galactic123]

Howard's real laugh sounds fake and his fake laugh sounds real.

[Howard1000Clips]

Heres 1000's more howard clip at new channell subscribe

[Derek4Real2]

I love how Artie out of no where says we ordered quarter pounders with chesse. Haha! Like that has anything to do with the story. So funny.

[md4bush]

@Derek4Real2

So what did he do with the food?

[janeslori]

I LOVE ARTIE SOO MUCH

[Defacena]

I miss Artie, he was so freaking great!!! Didn't make the show, but you can feel there is something missing now.

[SternSuperManiac]

OMG, I that was friggin hilarious!!!!

[konyers88]

I love these old clips :)

[loturos]

artie's voice is what does it for me...hahahaha....

[CQ1981331]

yeah howards laugh here is 100% real...you can tell...just like robin...you can tell when they are fake laughing and when they are sincere..this is a real laugh here

[4threconmarine]

So lame

[herbie0101]

God damn I miss Art so much.

[jordanv78]

It was a great story, but I feel like Howard was embellishing his laugh a little bit. Maybe it's just me, but it didn't sound right for some reason

[hislipsaremoving]

Poor Artie...

[dahvisibleinvisible]

Catholic school sure is "fun"

[bstep13]

@dahvisibleinvisible i went to Catholic School Grades K-4 then switched to Public for 5-8. The teachers were the only thing i didn't like about catholic school.

[bloodangel0412]

i dont think i have ever heard howard laugh that hard ever,really great stuff

[DrewBludd]

When Howard cracks up he does this weird high pitch crow-like wail.

It's the best, its when you know he's really losing it.

[flatpat1]

This has to be one of the best stories I've ever heard!!!

[jhtejeda09]

only artie can make howard laugh this hard...thats why most of us want artie to get better..i felt so bad the day i learned artie did that horrible thing to himself...hes the man..if he felt the love we all feel for himself he wouldnt have done that to himself: (

[spadebammbamm]

@jhtejeda09 wat he do?

[MrGrevy]

@jhtejeda09 Howard was fake laughing you goofy twit.

[cyberslick18]

@jhtejeda09 Yes he would have. He lives a shitty life. The girl he loves basically uses him for money, he's addicted to heroin, he's an alcoholic, he has no comedic respect in the industry anymore, and he's a fat slob.

The guy is really funny, but its not hard to see why he hates his life so much.

[VMonee81]

I've never heard Howard laugh this hard.

[TheChristineshine]

Extremely talented man that gave me something to look forward to when my alarm went off a 5AM..Get better bro the world needs you!

[Alfrunk]

Artie?? Good lord you are either delusional or low iq.

[mojotruth]

Feel better, Artie, we love you

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

i love Howard's laugh.

[eyetolduso]

Couldn't understand a fucking word Artie was saying.

[Cleansation515]

sounded like cartman

[Hounsfield]

artie is so sure of himself that he took a week off before the 2 week Christmas vacation to finish his 2nd book so he could get it in stores just in case Howard does not extend the show past the current contract. His publisher told him that if it comes out in 2011 it probably won't sell a quarter of the copies the first one did. Artie is a fucking drama queen and he lies. you must be half retarded to like artie lange

[cbizkit23]

the shows contract still has another year, and its in arties contract that he can come and go as he pleases. so hes not really being sure of him self just lazy.

[ChicagoIrishman]

And now don't feel like a monstrous pile of dung?

Shut up.

[rhather]

Arties joke was in his book, Too Fat to Fish.

I notice he says a lot jokes over and over again, just different names and versions. But they are still pretty funny.

[stuckmode]

Its called material, comics do it all the time. usually if they get a positive response to a joke they use it often with little variables changed. it'd be pretty hard to do a country wide comic tour and and think of a whole new hour of funny shit to say every day.

[smackin0230]

pretty sure its a true story

[7Rorschach7]

Of course Artie later admitted this story was a lie..

[imblahhblahh]

just thinking about artie and his friend sitting there with this guy with the ash on his head talking all this shit made me crack the fuk up...i nearly spit my beer out.

[mblasko]

The ashes a catholic receives on Ash Wednesday is symbolic of our mortality. It's purely symbolic nothing more, nothing sacramental about it. The catholic is NOT compelled to receive the ashes (ie no sin involved by not receiving). If however, you miss Sunday Mass or any other holy day of obligation, a mortal sin is imputed to that individual

[hoot101]

bobo hahaha

[Hounsfield]

Artie's carreer is evidence of the dumbing down of America. Artie is a phony, his persona is a bit. If you are a fan you should start watching soap operas as they have as much reality in them as arties stories.

[evh5150316]

How do you know his stories are BS?

[imblahhblahh]

so do you know artie personaly hounsfeild?i doubt it....you think they are bullshit stories but you have no proof..its just a thought you have because you dont like him...so if i think that you are a fag then i guess its true?fag

[Hounsfield]

@imblahhblahh : no I don't know him personally but I do have some common sense and I have listened to the stern show enough to know the details of his stories and sometimes when he's telling them for the 50th time he changes details in them. howard has called him on it. it's too bad you believe everything he says because he is famous and you put famous people on pedalstals. someday when you give artie enough of your money you will learn he is lying.

[imblahhblahh]

nah its to bad that you dont believe him because he is famous.and you are also telling me that i put famous people on pedistals..you know nothing about life..you live in a bubble.just because you think somthing doesnt mean its true..go get a job go get a life

[Hounsfield]

@imblahhblahh I have a job where I make way more than you ever will. you just keep giving artie your money and he will keep makin stories up that your dumb ass will believe. fucking retard, get a clue, don't fall for bullshit

[imblahhblahh]

you live in a fantasy worl.....you dont know if his stories are fake...i just told you that i dont pay for sirious and you say you make more money than i ever will.all of that is just thoughts that yiou have.....you have no clue how much money i make.....you have no clue if his stories are true.you are just a synical little boy that was prolly beat by your parents when you were a kid.thats why you are so angry about life.....and you collecting welfare doesnt count for MAKING money

[LibertineDeSade]

I don't know what's funnier, the story or how hard Artie's laughing.

[f1rma]

It's Howard who's laughing hard.

[LibertineDeSade]

Yeah I know he's laughing hard. But I'm talking about how hard Artie was laughing while he's telling it.

[evh5150316]

It's both of them.

[ChukNorrisHas12Moons]

I'd give anything to see the video of Howard laughing that hard.

[pianoboss1]

hahahaha

this is hilarious

[skadiesel]

that gary story is so dead on w the nuns. I had gel in my hair in 7th grade and one took me to a sink and held my head in the sink and ran the water for 5 mins. yeah God's way huh. nonsense

[snicklefritz1989]

lol artie is the man

[shmayy]

dam im surprised he said he would fire someone who had the ash on their head i like howard. And catholic school nuns r messed up. but what he said he would do would b a breathtaking act of prejudice

[ootslaton]

Sounds like high-pitched Eric told the last part of the story!

[kloop1948]

it's not fake..howard rarely laughs that hard though and it's usually artie that does it. ever hear artie's cocaine pig story? CLASSIC

[yeswell123]

ahahhah what is it ???

[evh5150316]

However whenever Howard laughs it sounds like the most FAKE laughing I have ever heard, no?

[DrHarryDickman]

I've never heard Howard laugh this hard.

[evh5150316]

Me neither.

[redenchilada]

I went to catholic school and never experienced any of this. Everybody was nice. They must be greatly exaggerating.

[saruman84]

I miss the KROCK years

[randomguy1774]

ROFL oh god I almost fucking died laughing!

[dazamaru]

F-JACKIE

[Hounsfield]

artie sucks. how come he isn't growling while he tells this story like he does now? because he puts it on. he is a phony. fuck artie. if he left the show he would fall off the face of the earth.

[Mrstickypoop]

No one ever explained ash wed. when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of me. I ended up hiding under a desk with 3 other kids. Nuns with rulers and damn could they get loud and mean. I will never put my kids through that religous nonsence.