The guy who designed that corner should be taken into a dark room and be beaten (Alonsomania Cap)

[FishingTennessee]

Car high,Car Low UHHHHH hold on tight

[StarbaseSierra1754]

This isn't racing. This is bumper cars.

[ckb87]

Yes. WTCC drivers are all retarded hahaha. Oschersleben was built in 1997, and the first corner was originally a round shape. Modified in recent years, and the cause of MANY incidents. So yes, it is poor circuit design. If anyone happens to see oschersleben or drive around it, youll see how the first corner no longer fits into the overall Circuit design. The change was made for "Retards" like you to enjoy motor racing a bit more lol

[supersports90]

Best first corner ever

[zazzko5]

to reference a very true comment i saw on this

GRAN TURISMO 5 ONLINE ....FIRST CORNER ON ANY TRACK....ALL THE TIME...ANYTIME...THIS HAPPENS

[vontristan19]

that guy in front must be the one who designed that corner

[Jaymobe07]

1st lap let alone 1st corner never wins a race but will certainly lose a race. These are idiotic drivers that cant do a difficult turn.

[nascarchevytoyota]

looking for the white bmw? DO THEY HEAR THEMSELVES? all i see is white bmws. wats the difference? o wait theres some blue and red ones. where does the white bmw come in to play? lol

[radityainderas]

its the corner fault? maybe. i think its not wide enough. but the first chichane of the monza is much much tighter than this. then its the driver

[0GKA0]

A chicane as T1, yeah, THAT'S gonna work well....

[khkenni]

this is like every corner in GT5 online

[Jeeve79]

lol 4 wide what u expect?

[NCSportsMan70]

Sounded like an angry Craig Ferguson

[tderias]

there's nothing wrong with the corner. Unless a corner drives you off a cliff there's no excuse for crashing into someone like the race ends in turn 1

[IlConteSky96]

Is the first curve of Orchesleben redone with that stupid chicane

[MrEDDFire]

It's the way the corner is, only 1 car can go through at a time. It's not like the cars didn't brake enough they just didnt fit all together so they went wide instead of basing into the cars

[kinothestarchild]

Every online race in GT5

[PatRyanFTW]

@kinothestarchild ya thats for sure

[lugeeman]

That is literally a 90 degree corner. Wow

[sparkygl0s]

That sounds like it is John Clelland.

[happyontheroad]

@sparkygl0s

I believe it is indeed John Cleland!

[megaspeed2]

"erm which one of these is the brakes?"

[Dallas7995]

Just like Forza 4.

[Redmilitiageneral]

lol love the accent

[rudylexi8]

LeBrons Fault

[Keidoupe]

Look at the guy in first place

LIKE A BOSS

[IndependenceHD]

I'm presuming the person who designed it was inspired by Charles Darwin.

"THIS CORNER WILL DECIDE WHO IS THE FITTEST TO SURVIVE" *evil laughs*

[IceManPJN]

I have to agree with the statements defending the corner and the designer thereof. Drivers are supposed to be challenged and to figure out how to enter, drive through, and exit corners of all varieties without wrecking.

[YoJamesProductions]

Em....atari sign. when you see that you know your in a foreign country.

[degafreak98]

not the designers fault, that one guy drive like a retard.

[quiquegines]

your mothers fault

[ecbadboy101]

It may have not happen if they wasn't 9 deep!!

[UpYoUrBeAvEr]

Remove the Tyres and the corner would be fine.

[pilotmonkey]

The tyre wall placement seems pretty crazy, forces cars going wide to avoid the carnage to turn straight back into them.

[jrmiledriver88]

O_O

[MeNoGud]

Its a technical corner so the drivers would go slow and apply the ultra pro turning skillz. But these drivers dont have those skeelz.

[YUBU8]

the corner reminds me of the the first corner in montreal at the circuit gilles vollenueve

[Silverbullet1222]

lmao this is so funny

[NYYforce20]

the corner is normal, the drivers were driving likes retards, and that... wall... why is that there? waste of money putting that up

[xxBorn2RaceX]

lol

[arsenalgunners160391]

well, if there are 5 cars side by side at a corner, that must be happen!

[OdrikT800]

its not the corner, its the barrier. who the fuck put that barrier there?

[TJ27SFMM]

More like those people should learn how to use their brakes

[brittishassassin247]

i bet the guy who made this corner is ginger thats why its a bad corner

[NYYforce20]

@brittishassassin247 or was it a blonde woman O.o

[MetallicA94GordoN]

The guy who made the turn shouldn't be beaten in a dark room, the drivers should for going 4-5 wide into the turn

[corvetteusa01]

the guys accsent made what he said funnier, its the designers fault sorry, they cant all instantly be in a single file line going into the turn

[Jaymobe07]

@corvetteusa01 Yea but they shouldnt be 4 wide either. 2 wide can do it. This is idiotic drivers

[Tidermans]

This is how you design corners. With a little difficulty

[baza05]

how is it the designers fault they went in 4 and 5 wide

[tinyproblem]

"Alonsomania Cap"? I wonder if Alonso was there somewhere watching and thought: "This is ridiculous!"

[TheGuyWhoLikesF1]

best title on youtube

[DjSpExZoNe]

holly shit I cant stop laughing at the comment the guy says XDDD

[TheBloodsunday]

thats the longest title i ever seen lol

[Ron12111995]

it's racing what do you expect easy race track easy corners go away racing isn't racing with difficult corners like this one and the first chicane on monza

[MAVS1788]

@Ron12111995 monza is one big chicane...they should race back in the 60's layout

[tiny831000]

its a standard corner, the comentater should be beaten.

[TheColinChapman]

This I why I like formula car races more than touring car races. Touring car racing is more or less martial arts.

[acenace24]

Reminds me of playing GRID online, you fade to the back and there is like a 9 car wreck in turn 1 and you just drive by

[jellyzRL]

haha looks like the beginning of an online race on gran turismo

[bb3xhrhj]

that corner is kinda crap, but it's NEVER the corners fault. How could it be? the corner didn't drive like a retard.. looking at this is like spectating an online race in a video game.. kids without any understanding of consequenses..

[alphaprawns]

@bb3xhrhj He isn't saying it's the CORNER's fault, it's whoever designed the track. Touring car driving is incredibly tight and aggressive, especially in the first few corners. Having an opening corner as tiny as that is a disaster waiting to happen. But at the same time, yes, the drivers should also have been taking this into account - in this case it looks like one guy made a mistake and it spiraled out of control due to the sheer lack of breathing room.

[ptroinks]

@bb3xhrhj My thoughts exactly! That corner looked poorly designed, but it's not like the driver don't know it's there!

[kremmen64]

@bb3xhrhj thats right, the corner is there an there as it is, its up to the drivers to get it right and althoug the corner might look ridiculous its still up to the drivers to get round without incident.

[pieman5ooo]

@bb3xhrhj the corner dident make them try to pass eacherother.... that was there call....

[K9RacingAndStuff]

This corner is a bitch. Watched the 2011 DTM and WTCC race here and trying to slow down enough to make the corner in the rain is a near-impossibility

[MidniteHaze1]

The first place guy got thru there no problem..

[JOE87NEMECHEK]

that is oschersleben and the first corner really sucks

[HilaryHaylieRocks08]

cant go 5 6 wide over there lol its not the track

[rjl1184]

Thats way to sharp of a turn.

[gamber22]

"I think the sc is comin out... there is cars everywhere..."

DUDE it s a fucking raceway... of COURSE there are cars :D :D

[ohbobsaget22]

I THOUGHT THE TITLE SHE SHOULD BE EATEN

[shadowspeedyV1]

the first corner disign is great the first 6-7 rows drivers should be taken into a dark room and be beaten.

[TWATFACE118]

Track Designer : Trollface.jpg

[gitrdonedavid]

That's funny that you blame the designer when it is the drivers fault for driving like shit. Start the flood.

[bravo3000pirate]

Why beaten? This is fun!

[xRapidClaWx]

Herman Tilke designed this

[iamthestigsixsixsix]

@xRapidClaWx Herman Tilke should be taken into a room and beaten anyway, at least this gives us a reasonable excuse.

[MsFormule1]

Hamiltons fault!

[980696]

@MsFormule1 DRIVE THROUGH NOW!

[zacboom2001]

@MsFormule1 fuck off with coments like that

[MsFormule1]

@zacboom2001 blablabla Why complain about this comment?

[kartman1751]

This has nothing to do with a poorly designed track. It has to do with all 30 drivers trying to get the lead in the first corner and that just doesnt work.

[MrSymon68]

No such thing as a poorly designed corner, just poor drivers! If you made every corner on a track a "poorly designed corner" then you would have a very exciting race and the best drivers would shine every time!!!

[SuperUltiMatt]

No wonder in the player starts at last position in Gran Turismo. The designers knew what was coming

[StefanTetteroo]

Oschersleben obviously!

[TheStig3566]

Sounds like Frankie Boyle :L

[goalieboy1000]

i like how in the beginnig the commentator says look at the white bmw. re watch to see what im talking about.

[bavarianbass]

oschersleben?



[mlawitschka]

@bavarianbass Yep, looks like it.

[automotiveDIY]

lol ive done that so many times in grand turismo XD

[TDistributors]

wtf.. did they not friggin practice?

[erodommocnedloh]

All I can say is...thank god Aussie tracks arent made like that (:

[MrBullworth]

that's how it need's to be like the old time's of WTCC

[dannyboyinxs]

lol that corner is what they call "qualifying" in europe...

[BMXUnitedRN2]

Now that's a race

[99boyz]

@BMXUnitedRN2 no thats wreck

[dkhaha]

but then again, we did invite touring car drivers...

[uessaloniki]

The corner is ok!WTCC drivers are really agressive though!

[TheEljay]

that one guy who actually made the corner from pole must've gotten about a 15 second lead lol

[Hondissimo]

heyhey oschersleben in germany

[burjkhalifa98]

i just noticed the announcer guy said that lmao

[PYLrulz1984]

Another thing I noticed watching this video. Like I mentioned, that corner, at least for the start of races, is not meant for bigger, bulkier cars. But it looks like there is a corner that could of been utilized that wouldn't involve as sharp a corner, and have as many cars get taken out in one shot. The person who didn't think of that SHOULD be taken into a dark room and beaten.

[GeneralFantastic]

lol i didnt think the announcer would actually say it

[bmxrocketman]

ha reminds me of a start of a race on gran turismo

[TheNewLewisHamilton2]

no give the guy a fucking medal

[FlexaySexay]

this is just like the montreal road course, its the first turn but they didnt have any walls

[Neferdias]

Your asking for it when you go into a corner like that 4 wide.... has nothing to do with the track and everything to do with the drivers.

[DJxBash]

Its not a bad corner, but at the start of a race, its impossible! Its way to narrow and sharp for that amount of cars to drive through single or double file.

[BremerSohn]

this track is "Oschersleben" and if you watch a DTM race you will see how to drive this corner with a touring car - not 5 cars besides each other ! this is a clear fail of the drivers !

[alphaprawns]

@BremerSohn Its just the way Touring Car drivers drive, its always door-to-door, all the time. This is just one of those tracks which that racing style falls apart on.

[sddragon28]

"The guy who designed that corner should be taken into a dark room and be-"

you heard him fellas.

[megavolt2000]

LOL, foreign announcers, gotta love them :P

[Jimskateuk]

well I never knew frankie boyle started out his career in touring car commentary...

[fryskate]

that has to be the most expensive corner ever haha

[TheMetalzX]

Makes sense the guy who said it is Irish/Scottish

[BurnoutLegend101]

I didn't realize that Polyphony Digital had started designing first corners in real life as well.

[alexcoates11]

@BurnoutLegend101 Massive LOL XD, What tracks you refering to specifically? ;D

[BurnoutLegend101]

@alexcoates11 It has to be Madrid hasn't it. 150+ mph straight followed by a tight high speed chicane and a hairpin. What were they thinking?

[CharmytheBear]

@BurnoutLegend101 Oschersleben Germany ;)

[ZyberWaX]

@BurnoutLegend101 Did you expect them to make a track to gradually slow them down? its a race track not a highway :)

[BurnoutLegend101]

@ZyberWaX If your designing a race track and can do whatever you want, at least allow for that thing that makes motorsport so great..... overtaking. THe chicane bollocks it all up.

[ZyberWaX]

@BurnoutLegend101 i dont belive overtaking should be possible everywhere

[mauriziklo]

:D that was like Race 07 with Amateurs :D

Oschersleben (ger) is a great track but it is very small... ;)

[enverelkeda]

take any racing game put at least 20 players in any track, you'll get the same thing

[MurphyMonster]

Maybe the jackasses who wanted to go 5 wide into the first corner be taken into a dark room and beaten.

[shintyfan]

That's scottish humour for you folks!

[kayu38]

i thought that shit only happens on GRID...

[tonykartjimi]

John Cleland YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetaKnightsKirby]

Why dont they use the far smoother and faster kink seen to the inside of the track, or just extent the straight by removing the corner all together. Both are clearly possible, as the track is inplace for it, as the video shows.

[toodsf1]

@MetaKnightsKirby I guess they were trying to increase the size of the braking zone to increase overtaking. But I agree of Cleland!

[iCHARRLZ]

Gran Turismo 5 online, Nurburgring, first corner, every... fucking... time.

[DeathCoreGamer]

@iCHARRLZ OMG Gran Turismo aswell???? SAME GOD DAMN THING happens on Forza 4 too

[xxgashinho17xx]

@iCHARRLZ wats your id brother ???

[iCHARRLZ]

@xxgashinho17xx

iCHARRLZ

[AJHG1000]

@iCHARRLZ Don't forget monza, Le mans, suzuka, tokyo 246 and spa

[iamthestigsixsixsix]

@iCHARRLZ Also Forza 4, although you usually have a few cars going mach 10 into there too, ruining everyone's day.

[mailmeonline]

@iCHARRLZ any online race sim, monza, every..fucking...time

[teamcaution10]

DID ANYONE CALL ME? I WAS THE DESIGNER

[acenace24]

@teamcaution10

Were you taken in a dark room and beaten?

[teamcaution10]

@acenace24 barely haha

[MM6Logan]

Lol it would be a scottish commentator!

[kiwiboy1]

Oh here is an idea if it is a shit first corner. Run the race the other way around!

[WindmillStalker]

Has to be a scotsman to say that on air, haha.

I'm not scottish, i just watched a lot of franky boyle videos. hes my man-crush

[admin9707]

That crazy,how can too many car get enough space to turn in these fuck Bay-bit.

[mclarenguy22]

WAAAAAAAAAY too many cars.

[mclarenguy22]

That's the World touring Car Championship.

[TGTAP]

John Cleland lol

[WileyKing]

The front guy takes it like a pro

[LiamStroudy09]

Everything logical goes out of the window when the red lights go out.

[alexcoates11]

Where is this track? :O

[xSEBi92]

@alexcoates11 oschersleben germany

[Arnechk]

Accoring to wiki, that first corner fails the FIA first corner specifications... maybe they ill fix it. :D

[areufkingkiddingme]

the designer of the curve is fine. whoever thought itd be a good idea to allow 100 cars into a track with this corner should be taken to a room a beaten

[Fuckdencio]

yeah, the designer of the curve should be taken into a dark room with these drivers of shit

[Arnechk]

@Fuckdencio Yes ofcourse, Mr. Schumacher.

[childsca]

The drivers who think they can go into a corner like that 5 wide and still go as fast as normal should be taken into a dark room and beaten. It's the first lap of a long race, show some fucking patience...

[yuri250333]

@childsca obviously you dont fully understand the concept of racing....

[JRGJackGorman]

John Cleland is awesome, never shy with his words

[thalapthu]

Screwed up corner



[stee504]

What track is this

[Racing15528]

@stee504 oschersleben

[BveryMean]

there's nothing wrong with the corner, the drivers just want to much

[BigBadBadger1]

The guy how designed this corner should be given a medal.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

LoL at the BMW on the left side at 0:13. "Screw you guys, I'm going round this shitting corner." XD

[HilaryHaylieRocks08]

@Str4t0sPh3rE Lmao yeah

[PoWeReD00By00HoNdA]

hahahahah



[Tim2704]

Aren't corners designed to be challenging?

[2PacThaKing1998]

haha

[DVDFerrari5]

I like him