Eat the Baby

[MrElmalo11]

I would cut my arms then have a surgery go wrong then cut my dick off

[dieghettozz]

"There's a young tasty little boy sitting in front of me, bu I just can't bite him!"

-Catholic Priest.

[moneshmahtani]

I watch youre vids

[Klonoa20]

about the poop lol... heard they do also in China for the hamburger patty

[hotmexican1983]

before i eat meat made from droppings i much rather eat the tasty baby

[ThunderLardner]

I would rather have my Dick Slammed in a car door!

[T3TxLyrics]

Omfg lol

[puddiipuddii]

awesome fashionable futurist :)

[IWasOnceTheOne]

The sheep scared the shit outta me

[videocritic2463]

i would rather eat the feces than the meat that was made from it.

[TheLongTimeObserver]

before eating feces burgers, Id rather snack on my own dead skin and calices.

[guygonecoco]

yay canada i live there

[NameRetarded]

This guy is like the good RayWilliamJohnson! :D

[BLAHBLAHv2]

where did you get that lamb vid thing that was sooo funny lol

[RANDOMnameHERE96]

I would rather eat crap made of meat.

[Onekatmandu]

I thought they already made fake meat from poop and called it "Spam". I'm sure McDonald's will be the first to try out that product....if they haven't already...

[twbones99]

Become gay

[twbones99]

That baby waas verry tasty wasn't heO_o

[frankblack654]

Okay, I lol'd for about 20 min. at the lion clip. Am I a bad person?

@TheMrClamshell

The sheep thing is by Cyriak Harris.

[saladin210]

that sheep is freaking creepy i dont think i can sleep tonight

[XxSPYWOLFxX1]

know the forest thats by my house and school

[thetariqman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH FAILING INSIDE A VICTORY LMAOOO..

[xaibatadada]

oh



[MooCowMilkshakes]

Wow I laugh a lot in your videos! XD

[972trev]

before I eat meat made of feces, I would rather be the only female in a all male prison : ( so degrading! 

[TheMrClamshell]

Where did that wierd video of the sheep come from?

[x7ehminion]

That was so funny when he messed with our minds xD

[joshuabecool]

Live more

[SODINARC]

before id eat meat fecies meat, id rather have my ballz tazed on max output... ...noo wait. no i think id eat the meat.

[kcra123]

we accepted u

[Nemesis093781]

Thank you for the video.

[piper5018]

Before I'd eat meat made out of feces, I'd drink lemonade made out of urine.

[Leftfield755]

By the way; To all those who want to diss brother Duke, given the amount of stupidity on the internet that barely ripples a brainwave, it was pretty damned nice to be taken-in by some intelligent dialog, genuine whit and humor. There's so much more deserving garbage to be dissed that I'm stumped that Duke's contribution is seen as anything less than a breath of fresh air. Sometimes folks really need to check themselves.

[Sageangel18000]

@Leftfield755 Dude, that is without a doubt, one of the most intelligent comments that I have ever seen on Youtube. You deserve a medal. Congratulations for posting a comment that made a frickin difference.

[Leftfield755]

Before I eat meat made from feces, I would vote republican.

[Fuegodesantiago]

U doing good I like u show more now then before keep up bro

[silverstorm1000]

Before I eat fecies meat I would rather eat tasty shards of glass

[gabesworld123]

Nikka stfu

[BlademasterFox365]

Before I'd eat feces meat I would rather unsubscribe from Duke Powell.

aka, NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!

[princessazula777]

that sheep was nasty

[fgd49v2]

Befor i eat meat out o feces i would like to eat all the normal meat...

[marcuelcajon]

Before I eat meat from feces, I would rather support Sarah Palin.

[Kjw4396]

i'd become a fecesian.

[Ex101]

Before I'd eat meat made out of feces , Id rather eat meat made out of animal feces.....

[SamOconnorR]

I would rather have unprotected sex with a male prostitute

[RapNatickRep]

@SamOconnorR I'd rather be that prostitute

[MyUlixes]

I Rather be Vegetarian

[MyUlixes]

I rather be vegetarian

[MightyTameLion]

Before id eat meat made out of fecies, I'd rather buy all of Justin Bieber's albums. Um..no I take that back. just no.

[MrGOLDBLADE]

My question is...Why are you in the Wood !? lol

[Wolvenfire86]

before i'd eat feces made of meat, I'd rather eat meat made out of feces (aka, Taco Bell).

[joshuabecool]

You are giny

[BruceTheTeenagePanda]

id eat fece.,, i mean dude thats gross

[TheHappy644]

Eat poop made of meat

[DavinDaGeek]

Before I eat meat made of poop I would rather eat a baby.

[P0lKaD0tTV]

Lol you had me cracking up on the fake guy part :D Haha

[jagjagin]

dude start leaving links to those crazy videos

[spider879]

Suck on a wet towel for sustenance. 

[aliciabellamy]

Hey Duke, check out the Walmart video by Mr. Ghetto and comment on your next video please. I will almost love you if you do this. :-)

[joblessalex]

Eat my own! At least I know where everything came from...

[ballerina2rockerchik]

I'd sooner let a lion eat my baby then eat meat made out of poop. Okay maybe not my baby but A baby.

[ufckiller100]

2 grls 1 cup style

[MrGMaN3301]

Mcdonalds has had that shit technology for years now so they might just buy the other guy out to keep it hush hush

[TrollingPatrolling]

before I eat meat made out of shit I would go to a JustinBieber concert

[jayci68]

@TrollingPatrolling ewww, are you serious???

[TrollingPatrolling]

@jayci68 why so serious??Put a smile on it :)

[jayci68]

@TrollingPatrolling when it comes to Justin Bieber... I just can't smile ;-)

[tylermcfar]

is it weird that me and the lion are pretty much the same...

[starnightgirlblooms]

Before I Eat Meat Made Out Of Fecies I'd Rather get the shit beaten out of me by a clown covered in shit

[112puppies]

Before i eat Meat Made Out Of Fecies I rather Eat Shit Pardon My Freanch

[PsychoCop9]

we gotta spam the shit out of rwj videos and tell people to watch DUKEPOWELL!!!!

[MetalManiacBoy]

I'd eat da poopoo like icecream! wait a second...

I'd rather eat the icecream like i eat my poopoo ^^

[DoinNOWHERECity]

eat regular feces! is that messed up?

[SodaBoobsPhone]

I rather get a job than eat poop meat

[charryblossomful]

be a vegitarian

[Evantherumble]

in my head, fu still means fu** you. so... ill tell it to my mom

[blacksk8r386]

I'd indulge in breast milk ice cream.

[Dee45727]

LoL everybody is going 2 remember her as "That Chick That Fell Walking across the Stage"

[thecultchie]

finish drinking my piss soda

[blk7strz2]

before I eat meat made out of faeces I'd rather drink Duke Powell's urine

[Sparkey480]

THATS ME IN THE BEGINNING!! W00TTT!!! EPIC WIN!

[Sparkey480]

@1missangelz Im the person from SW Florida, lol.

[1missangelz]

@Sparkey480 LOL

[CraniumOnEmpty]

hmm, before I eat a steak made of poop what would I rather do? I guess I'd do, and do some more. Gotta have enough steak to go around.

[CraniumOnEmpty]

hit the like 'buttton'... You trying to see who notices?

[MrsCleverClarity]

break bread with that lion and eat that little boy

[THEBODMONPULLUP]

you are the man

[xEppy033x]

I'd rather watch the Duke Powell Show than eat poo meat!

[kaleluk31]

before id eat fecies meat id rather take a shot of pepper spray in the eyes

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@kaleluk31 I wish you'd learn to spell, instead.

[kaleluk31]

@DoctorRainbow8321 i wish you would fuck off troller

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@kaleluk31 What is a troller? That's not even a word. It just further proves your idiocy when you can't even insult me correctly.

[schursch91]

subscribed! 

[piotr619fan]

id kill myself b4 it happens. WINNING.

[megan89898989]

before i eat meat out of faeces, i'd rather cook em first. you know, salmonella and all :/

[SmileFIN]

im your new subscriber, i hope you dont disapoint me ^^

[adv512]

ill eat healthy before i eat poopy meat

[Jigiligy]

Before I eat meat made from feces, I would become a homo......nah, I'll just eat it.

[Jigiligy]

How about making some noodles from boogers?

[abos4lem]

b4 i eat meat made out of feces id rather  get wasted as hell

[KageGijutsu]

Before I eat food made from feces, I'd stick my johnson in an active volcano

[yonib59]

is a doglessdog a dog?

[LavasAndLemons]

before i eat meat made from feces i would shit the feces to be artificially woven into "meat",duh!

[RAYYYx]

Before I eat meat made from feces, I would F U

[panadada]

I'd rather watch Duke Powell, before I eat feces.

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

Before I eat meat made from feces, I would rather listen to Justin Bieber.

[mallory31590]

Before I would eat meat out of feces....I definatly would eat feces made out of meat. Mmmhmm nom nom nom

[JMKats89]

I would eat KassemG's nose before I hate the meat from feces! Not a single dislike yet Duke!!! Good going!

[lillesuper]

F U Hitler!! Wait... I'm confused now

[sc2unstable]

wouldn't be surprised if that's already implemented and i'm currently lunching with my own poop.... mmmmm poop flavour ;]]]

[samstark2011]

love you duke

[ratleader90]

i'd rather eat my own ass!

[FuyukiNoKoorin]

Bring Bear Grylls and give him a feces and piss all you can eat and drink buffet

[Silenthen1]

Become a vegan in shock.

[dclipe]

before I eat meat from feces I'd stop eating meat made from fece.........

[goldenblade2002]

duke i love you. no homo

[jhfre]

What would I do before eating meat out of poop? I would staple my ears to a rampant stallion's backside, present it with a willing female, and then, with my ears still stapled to the stallion's backside, I would walk around to the front of the horse and then try to give in marriage counselling before going after the female horse. 

[panda1904]

I'd rather be heterosexual ;)

[gorgeousninjutsugirl]

before i eat meat made from feces i would do an audition for jersey shore.

[maye20620]

if it was eva mendes i would just eat her poo..lol

[Nikkois666]

Eat da poo poo! :P

[dragutgrg]

MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY

[LiIGreg]

Before i'd eat meat made out of feces i'd eat ice cream made with breast milk.

[ByteMe619]

Before I eat poo meat, I'd rather, eat that baby... COS I ATE THE BABY!

[24xEBK]

wtf how does ray william johnson get millions of views and this gets around 10,000 even though its way better

[ben9090210]

@24xEBK I love duke ..... but ray is fucking awesome.

[namekman01]

@24xEBK because ray doesn't want to eat little boys up

[rocklesson86]

@24xEBK Maybe because Ray's videos are funnier and he's been on youtube longer than Duke.

[24xEBK]

@rocklesson86 Ray is annoying and he links all of the videos he shows to his own website even though they aren't his. Duke is a lot better and isn't played out.

[iluvyouwyatt]

@24xEBK

Because rwj is an unfunny douche and most people only watch him for the videos he talks about.

[24xEBK]

@iluvyouwyatt exactly. I just watch him because he somehow finds all of these good videos. but he is a greedy youtube whore. he posts links to other people videos to his site in the description of his videos so if you want to see the original you have to go to his site first. and his voice is annoying and his jokes are all the same and on top of that he has those gay transitions into the comment question of the day and I always try to end the video before he gets to that because its so annoying

[Jozsef86330]

@iluvyouwyatt It's kind of true Duke has more interesting things to say.

[silverstorm1000]

@24xEBK I agree, Ray just irritates me and talks too fast, Duke is more mellow and cool though.

[reaperette]

Also, the lion was a SHE, I think.

AND THE SECOND CLIP OF THE LAMB IS EVEN FREAKIER. OH GOD.

[timoback3000]

Listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" non-stop for a whole weekend

[reaperette]

That freaky mutant alamb video clip freaked me the fuck out, man. And I JUST took my meds. I'm traumatised.

[Kenintri]

Why would they be digging in the sewer?

[rawrberrys]

I would rather take a bullet to my left ass cheek (it's my favorite) then eat poop meat... in fact hell I'd take one to the right cheek as well.

[RedDragoon]

i like this

[LilKempy]

I would let a crab pinch my dick before I eat that...

- Eating meaty feces is the greater evil just sayin.

[waitummwhat]

eat feces made from meat

[waitummwhat]

drink milk made from piss

[mrmyxlptlk]

301 views, and only 129 likes? wtf? witchcraft.

[waitummwhat]

@mrmyxlptlk was like #130

[PeanutSuckerz]

"Before i eat meat made from feces i would what?" is sort of a hard question to answer because i, personally, dont want to eat that. So the question should be I would rather eat ______, than meat made of feces.

[TruthNloV3]

duke! love your channel!!! COULD U PLEASE put the links to the vids you talk about in the description box tho!!! would make my search so much easier!!!!

[dd4dash]

dude, I just saw baaa, search it, is has 3 a's. it is freaky when your high

[zHighHeels]

before i eat meat made from feces, i would make yu taste it first

[Magicquickfingers]

before i ate meat made out of feces i would feed that kid to the lion, then eat the meat made out of the lions feces.

[wildfox111]

Doing it with ben laden's mom.

[pr0z0ne]

awesome as always!

[xShadowsaur]

Just add BBQ sauce... makes it better?

[tokinblckgie]

Making food from poop, huh? The gift that keeps on giving.

[TheNocturnalFox]

I would rather spend a Nasty Night with Palin than eat meat shit.

[112puppies]

I Rather Eat Shit Pardon My Freanch

[megandabalm]

before i eat neat out of poo i would rather drink lemonade out of urine

[howitgoingeh]

kill chuck norris

[TEVINYARDY]

0 dislikes, yaay lol

[reaper83001]

B4 I EAT MEAT MADE OUT OF FECES I WOULD HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH BETTY WHITE

[applecrisp99]

best delilah remix XD

[MobRulesNow]

I totally agree with the lion and the baby thought.

[Chieftawsmcool]

I would eat human meat first

Oh wait... I already have...

[stoneluigi1]

I'd eat my words before I'd eat feces meat.

[1Mastermind1990]

gotta eat meat made of feces? better drink my own piss.

[soniye10]

I would eat "fear factor" material before I eat meat made from feces... or are those the same thing?

[U2ISTHEBEST1]

before i eat meat of feces i would rather eat the lion after he have ate the baby

[1missangelz]

Why did I clicked to your channel! Oh Mr Duke! You are the man! My MAN! ah Im dreaming hehe

[amalio357]

B4 I eat meat made of feces I would rather eat a cock-meat sandwich w/man-gravy, served with a side of cow-cock soup!

[goldthylacine]

i have to know the side affects first