BLAM!

[EricJaceYT]

...or should I say, blamic? LET'S REWIND AND LOOK AGAIN. *hugs every single DC viewer of America, for this is really sad*

[EricJaceYT]

I'm from the UK and the only "Have a Laugh" stuff we have are the classic abridged cartoons that are only shortened but without adding anything or tinkering with it. And because this is shot in such poor quality (though props to NSGLV2 for being one of the few people on Earth to still record with VHS, thats some commitment!), I thought this was something Disney did in the 90's and not recently.

But nope, BLAM! They started doing this in 2009. D: That is just tragic, seriously. :<

[VintageBalderdash]

That post gave me cancer.

[Nabo00o]

The above commentator Matt10670, he has found the solution!

Finally we can solve the energy crisis!

[StephenSilvestri]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[playmates101]

108 haters and 10 who liked it? they should get BLAM themselves!

[49Yanqui]

My life was so much better before I clicked this link.

I honestly hope a giant fucking icicle falls on your useless face, you utter douche, and obliterates the BLAM CAM while it's at it.

RIP quality children's films....

[quidseeker]

Fade-in from black on a closeup of Walt's frightened and bewildered look of utter humiliation, which grows from a generalized befuddlement into a strangly silent slow burn of barely repressed, hypertensive rage suddenly embodied by a single pulsating vein on his forehead.

W. DISNEY: My......My muhmuh my dreams......dashed.

[BurningDogFace]

Oh my God, every one I watch is worse than the last.

[argtyl]

welcome to the united states of ablamacia

[argtyl]

your scene of BLAM!!!

[Ashbringer80]

This is extremely stupid...

[Ambientbattery]

"Rob Schneider dur dur dur dur dur"

[gleefan32]

this is bad comedy.-_-

[kablamoid96]

KaBlam! (old Nickelodeon show): :D

BLAM!: >:(

[TheSourceForDVDVHS]

SO SO SO STUPID, DISNEY WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ColdClamChowder]

I have a hard time believing that even kids would find this funny. >:(

[ColdClamChowder]

"the United States of A-BLAM-Ica"

That...that's just painful.

[mcdeeda]

this would make a great postcard... not!

wow...

[JeopardyandWheelFan]

How about this if they did a parody of Wheel and the studio lights fell on Pat because of what he said:

Pat: Audience, please, nothing from...

Announcer: BLAM! Nice try, Pat! But these people already know that because you've said it numerous times!

[simeonnorris]

needed more Blam!

[asdf1000000]

Every single person responsible for this needs to be BLAM'd repeatedly and mercilessly with an extra-large ice cone.

[jackinho333]

WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THIS!!!!!

[ballbuster2222]

this is the most gay thing i ever watched

[Piemonade1234]

Watching this makes me want to BLAM a bullet through my head.

[Zenigata92]

Thank God the Looney Tunes are safe from this atrocity.

[xdjvenomx]

Walt Disney is BLAMMING over in his grave right now.

[aanonymousjay]

BLAM!!!!!! is the sound of me cumin on that guys face

[maniacaldude]

This, along with the Teenybopper crap that is on that channel, is the reason why the Disney Channel is no longer credible.

[Matt10670]

If we can harness the energy of Walt and all the animators spinning in their graves we could solve the energy crisis.

[SSJNarusoniku]

If BLAM was a world in KH3, WORST GAME EVER

[OptionalLoser]

This is the single most terrible thing in the entire world. The fact that this exists is proof enough that there is no God.

[rushapart]

why

WHY

[WarioMan3KTheContra]

Is it me, or did that MTV-ish announcer guy (or something) mock the National Anthem with that "Oh say can you BLAM!" remark?

[mariodude89]

network decay x1000

[chocolate11pie]

"Ablamica"? Seriously?

[elrollo]

@chocolate11pie no the united states of ablamica!

[Videot01]

Of all the words you could use, Blam just had to be the one?

[misterbizzones]

oh for christ's sake, are we back to saying '.....NOT!' again? i wanna know what disney paid seth mcfarlane for the use of his manatees.

[SSJ4TOM]

I gouged my eyes out halfway through.

[Whitedevil222]

F*ck this GARBAGE! The ONLY people who can do commentary and make it funny are the MST3K guys.

You dumb disney BASTARDS. Thanks for RAPING your own classics.

[battybuddy]

@Whitedevil222 Even the MST3K guys couldn't make repeated uses of the word "Blam" and puns like "The united states of ablamica" funny.

[EIGBobLoblaw]

BLAM!

[JeonardShadby505]

This is like if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were replaced by voiceover actors from Mountain Dew commercials and written by Adolf Hitler and Satan through a joint collaboration.

[ItsShinyTime]

Disney, just rape the rest of my childhood while you're at it, ok?

[kajillion]

These are better than the originals

[HaMacKnight]

Okay at first I didn't want to like it... but just like Snakes on a Plane and The Room, It was so bad I loved it. I mean this stuff is so fucking retarded that it becomes hilarious.

Just try using Blam in random and everyday situations and you'll see what I mean.

[spase667]

I can't believe it. This was a show?!

[Mikiv26]

BLAM!! That was the sound of the gun to my head -_-

[Gondile]

i would rather watch my own heart explode

in HD where available of course

[thatonegirludontknow]

this made me rage quite a lot.

I think the person who said this was a good idea hates Disney and everything that it is for.

[93LUKE07]

Really? Not Blam-erica?

[CervantesXV]

I didn't had a laugh. I had a stroke.

[creamywaffles]

Holy shit this is awful

[ShinyMcshine]

in all seriousness though this is awful

[ShinyMcshine]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMM

[ApacheMan2K]

This is like YouTube Poop, or worse! You could throw in crazy filters, distort images, throw in more overdubs, or speed up or slow down voices, and it doesn't get any better. It's just retarded and painful to watch and hear!

[jesusthescarecrow]

Cut this shit out

[pastiness]

Wait, this is serious?

[youdoxie]

ski... what I mean? BLAM!

[Roverd26]

I don't think BLAM!!!!!! is a sense.

[CenturionRyan]

"This ski vacation has really SNOWBALLED out of control. SKI what I mean?"

Not even Horatio Caine would sink that low.

[ApacheMan2K]

@CenturionRyan Or any 4Kids writers.

[alopith]

I think it is incumbent on all of us who have watched this to find the twunts responsible and piss on their chips.

[TwoBitColorPencil]

What is this shit. I mean, is it supposed to be ironic, in a way?

[Klonny]

Whoever came up with this idea better have gotten fired.

[ngomez0077]

@Klonny I sincerely hope they're homeless and diseased.

[Klonny]

@ngomez0077 Now THAT'S messed up.

[elcid1984]

srsly, what the fuck is this?

[kingjamie2]

The "Have a laugh!" at the end is like they're openly mocking us.

[GoldenLanternStudios]

This what happens when you give a frat boy old disney cartoons, video editing equipment, and a 30-second block on the goddamn disney channel.

[JeopardyandWheelFan]

Here's a good school-related one:

Today's lesson is all about... BLAM!

[Panda00God]

Is this... real? This can't be real, can it? This is satire, right?

[aeonite]

This is the D&D 4th Edition of cartoons.

[Trundel]

That's right kids, if you live in an icy cave don't try this at home!

[timbo35353]

I really thought Goofy was a decent character. Sorry goofy, this ruined it.

[sinisterponie96]

BLEHMN CAM!

Ski what I mean? BLEHGHGHMN!

[gregoryvn3]

This is just awful. Ugh. They've found a way to do something even cheaper and stupider than the Funniest Home Videos program.

[SonicBrawl123]

Welcome BLAM to BLAM another BLAM! Episode! BLAM the BLAM ultimate BLAM thrill BLAM ride BLAM through BLAM the BLAM world BLAM of BLAM Disney.

*Shoots head off* BLAM!!

[wilhelmscreamer1]

these are funny, ignore everyone of these coments if you injoy them you watch them

buddy

[MarioSonic2010]

Cartoon: Polar Trappers

Starring: Donald & Goofy

Year: 1938

[sarahfromdasco]

wtf? am i supposed to be laughing?

[jackedup400]

Here's how you ruin cartoons. You do things like this.

[MapleMusic742]

the Blam series is stupid

they just use it for money

[chocomoonstaar]

This is stupid

[paperheart314]

NMORE LIKE MLFAOANNNN!

[ausdeb]

lol