Louis CK #1

[JoelMatton]

Wow, man!

[emowashere]

FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[reidharr35]

R.I.P CK Lewis

[paulo263]

@reidharr35 he's not dead..

[brightlights456X]

"I was going to talk about Boston"

They start to laugh. Whats funny about Boston?

[snifflesofdeath]

its funny to read people's arguments in reverse order XD

[AndrewSpriter]

THEH FUCKIN QUAIH

[soccadude123]

FAGGGGOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[steph5492]

i dont have time to dodge your dicks with my spoon!

lmao.

[BerkayCavs]

hahaha I lost it at the 2 dicks touching each other

[Hellstenen]

Ah this guy is the best.

[swatsticker]

omg the boston accents are soo good!!! SOUTHIE!!!!!

[forcetoregister]

Every comedian has to suck up to the fags at some point in his career.

[wutangforeva36]

@forcetoregister how is he sucking up to them he completely right about one of the many blatant injustices in America, its funny because hes obviously right being gay is your own business, no one elses... Then again my argument aint shit compared to "there fuckin queer" so the debate goes on

[SykoFox]

@forcetoregister He's not sucking up, he has a good point. Here's another good point: Since I'm sure you only hate gays because of the Bible, maybe you should re-read the New Testament. Nothing about gay being bad in there. Now re-read Leviticus. Yeah, there's plenty anti-gay in that book of rules one civilization had at the time, but that book puts it on the same level as shaving your beard and wearing blended fabric.

[PandemicInfektion]

@forcetoregister i bet calling them "fags" makes you feel so superior right? the derogatory referencing of someone based on their sexual orientation for religious or hereditary reasons just makes you feel great. is it your entire reason for living?

[EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN]

@PandemicInfektion It sure is my entire reason.

[PandemicInfektion]

@EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN well then you sir, live a sad, cooped up life.

[EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN]

@PandemicInfektion Judgemental aren't we?

[PandemicInfektion]

@EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN judgmental towards homophobic, narrow minded ignoramuses? yes.

[EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN]

@PandemicInfektion Ignorant to judge, you must be one of those mean people.

[PandemicInfektion]

@EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN i am not mean, except to those who are mean to other people. you are mean to homosexuals, therefore i am mean to you. quid pro quo, my friend.

[hunterhawks08]

@PandemicInfektion you guys are friends now? coulda fooled me.

[xXxDEMANJENIYAxXx]

hahahahahahha lol

[Chnamanjx]

So sad, I've seen so many A-List comics just rip Louis CK off, they do variations on this joke.

[whoslistening2u]

‎"Jesus didn't die on a cross so you could touch your dicks together in front of my cereal spoon!"

[herby190]

"Nobody's being gay AT you!"

XD

[DripinYelaMadnz]

hey bill, the tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick XD

[dobbins2550]

"I don't want to dodge your dicks with my spoon."

[BrokenCrossfader]

the fucking QWAAAA

[cypheronyx]

I GOTTA GO TO WORK!!

[Thegoldplague]

very formal lmfao

[raargh00]

FUCKIN QUEEEEEEH haha

[ManicMiasma]

Love Louis.

[SinAnios]

woah man!

i know right

lolx!

[evilresidence4]

lmfao THEY FUCKIN QUEER!

[mgr800]

I lolled so hard at this

[bluenotejazz]

Shite.

[elleniris]

1:01 - 1:28 hahahhaha ehh eww, fuck you stop it!" haha

[nagchampafreak]

thats my favorite part. esp when he says eew. lol

[elleniris]

yeah thats great.. the whole soccer mom spiel. too funny and with truth... makikng people look s stupid. he is great at it

[pornswordtobacco]

louis and conan whould sound great as harmony singers i think, louis cover the lows and conan rides on top, they kind of have the same voice.

[SBV123]

"The tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick"

[theremixphilly]

he ALWAYS makes my sides hurt- LOL  thumbs up sir

[Arthuros76]

awesome...

[PsychotropicAeonian]

so smart, so misunderstood, so funny

[guarani527]

WOW man!

i know right?

[JayXavier]

"What ah you a faggot too!?"

[ProblmSolvd]

@hellsingorg2 WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKIN FAGGOT!?!?

your honor your gonna get a fuckin beatin... FAGGOT!!!!

[bryansfagen]

@hellsingorg2

can you spell anything correctly?

[2Dcornflake]

@bryansfagen he's spelling it how Louis pronounced it...

[applecutie200]

seriously!! haha what's the point?? let them be gay! unless they really are blowing eachother on your lawn, let them do what they want!

[BlooBeluga]

"that's awful...that's so funny though". lol

[Alycorerobotx]

HAHAHAHA "well done, right on target"

[fagass091]

ur honar ur gonna get a fuckin beatin FAGETTTTTTTT lol

[nuch666]

so the other day, I was balls deep in this guy and he turned around and tried to kiss me and said... "hey what are you a QUEEEAH?"

[fumamonourequiem]

brilliant, just brilliant.

[erikbitesdog]

brilliant. i actually plagiarised some of his views on gay marriage from this video and from "shameless" for an english paper last year. i got an a, of course.

[Leftfootbeats]

Its only gay if the balls are touching...

[RedeGude]

Well played, good sir.

[TariqAlSuave]

Right on target

[WingedPIggy]

HAHAHAHAH I HURT OF LAUGHTER

[Dannyfan1997]

suck a bag of dicks

[diabolic42090]

I can't find the one where he's talking about terrorism then he's like "what other terrible things to defend...ohh yea rape" or it might be the other way around. Anybody know which vid that is?

[hetasuzume]

Search for "Louis CK: Cinima Classics", then you should find it. Around 03:02 he starts talking about terrorists and so forth.

[YouLikeBosch]

"HE'S A QUEEEEEEAAAHHH"

[marleneinu2007]

this guy is the best!! i just love his shows!

[itssalgood]

oh god i cant stop laughing!

[Ash9214]

lol...I'm assuming thats not why he died on the cross...I dunnoo...

[adamzez]

what are YOU A FUCKEN FAGGOT?!?!

lmao

[NicoTown]

Faggot!!! haha

[meisterpeter15]

it's like you walk into a room full of gay people and it's like AHHH JESUS!!!

[invalidnickname]

your honor,

THEY'RE FUCKING QUEER

[zer0nix]

"jesus didn't die on a cross so you could touch your dicks together in front of my cereal spoon!"

god, i love this guy.

[Jaylectricity]

"Is that even a gay act?"

[meisterpeter15]

um, yes

[jahmehz]

he was quoting louis

[meisterpeter15]

you don't think i know that?? i was joking aroudn.

[jahmehz]

oh ok. lol.

anyway this video is great

[meisterpeter15]

yeppers, it is lol he's the funniest comedian ever

[Ruby3cat]

nobody's being gay AT you... whahahah priceless!! I just love that guy

[Ravnos]

Excellent.

[WebmasterDMT13]

Louis and Dane Cook are my favorite 2 comedians! I do like George Carlin too saw him lIVE couple years ago funny shit!

[kinney1990]

hahhaa i dunno if you say dane and louis are both ya fav comidians as a joke but i guess you are lol

[shamrock32]

LOL, "Lame Cook" has been caught stealing material from Louis CK...

[uncensoryourlife]

YEA! dane cook was funny for 2 minutes.

[ECWNET]

my top 3 comedian:

george carlin

louis ck

dave chappelle

[joolima]

Hahahaha

This guy's the best!

[FatDaddyCH]

awesome down to earth defense for civil liberties on a touchy subject for the BBB (bible belt brigade)

[Chilipeppers16]

Louie is the man!

[billy5077]

dick touching awsome!!!!

[YuriVolteHyuga]

HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT