Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 26]

[UnSeeNcShoT]

I come back to this 3 years later.. And I'm still proud that i got my question on here.. 2:24 :D

[xorandomind]

your married??? D':

[veeveejiffy]

His eyes.<3 FUCK.

[twiggy16493]

ahh fuck toe thumb

[Jessy1294]

what its referring to is, you cant hunt fat people in pools, that's illegal, that's a real thing! lmao :D

[TheNinjaNanner]

I thought he said "why is it illegal to hump whales in oklahoma" i was like LOL wtf like they need a law for that..

[AsianOrCaucasian]

I laughed at that Myspace.com thing....

[asianrayray420xxx]

@AsianOrCaucasian myspace sucks ass now

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

Condom. Coooonnnnnndddooommmm

[df5058]

i just disliked this video for nailing the name from the collest person in the world. Fag.

[jimmyjr12]

christmas is that magical time of year when jesus rises from the grave and feasts on the flesh of the living

[TheShaunie97]

Am I the only one who notices that he doesn't say "Ask" he says "Ass"??

[missmusic17ily]

Lmao 

[LiLCcProductions]

love the Kanye West cloud bit!!! 0:38 - 0:47

[EpicRainbowNarwhals]

You know you liked touching my female penis, Swifty. 8D

[picklezqueen31]

i love how u answered a question with another question :D

[MegaBeastiality]

okay....im glad someone agrees with mr with the toe thumb/Megan Fox thing!!!i used to think she was a pretty girl but now i barf at the sight of her toe thumb!!! XP its nasty

[DelDel009]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Wolfsbane111]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEAUTIFUL LOTUS

?

[kendallzlove]

toe thumb things? haha i wonder what those activities would be?

[MaDhAtT3rMimi7]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR!? (suck yo diiiccckkk) xD Love that <3

[thewolfkingskeeper]

Pause. No homo.

[killinginnocent998]

Favorite Swifty Ever. I've watched it prolly 100 times, know it back and forth, and quote it to my best friend who also loves swifty.

[Dinahsaurrr]

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? This bitch right here!!" XDXD I love that.

[graciebracie]

Your hair 0.o It is amazing!

[jinxx249]

"Do you think Megan Fox is hot? Megan Fox is so toe thumb, tooooooe thumb."

[AsianFoodAreGood]

Like if you fast fowrarded through the dance part

[Livelavalive274]

Ugh I feel the same way about Megan Fox

[ILoveTheUsed69]

the thing about Megan Fox is exactly what i think. every time i see or hear her name all i can think is toe thumb..

[ahr444]

condom condom

[Troenderfaar]

Is it just me or does he act exactly like Ian from Smosh? : p

[karmashugtime]

if you were a ninja, what would you do?

[MrMATTHASADEATHWISH]

hahahah

[SgtSmith17]

I have a toe thumb :(

[EmoChixNeedLuv2]

kanyes a dick! i love u swifty!

[21escapethefate]

If you were a monkey for a day, what would you doo???

i would throw soooooo much poo.

[hopeashley7]

Not quite sure if this was like planned or some weird shit but there is a taylor swift makeup add to the side!! XD -KANYE HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!-

[TheAbbieEdwards]

HEY IT CUT OF HIS ARM DUMMY I KNOW THAT AND I ONLY SAW THE MOVE ONCE AND I DO EVEN LIKE STAR WARS

[Groudonproduction]

one word NippelS

[bathnbodyworks07]

So I'm currenrtly going through and watching every episode of this but I really like your haircut in this vid. Looks kinda like alex gasgarth :) oh and the fact that you love blue motherfuckers too just bumped you up to my 2nd favorite youtuber hAha

[mazaisaranger]

kusokurae / detarame (cos either equal bullshit (apparently))

watashi wa nihongo o benkyou shite imasuka :D

[mazaisaranger]

@mazaisaranger then i just remebered that i put a friggen KA at the end!!!!

urgh god, what is wrong with you ?!?!

(note swifty, you're not the only one that talks to urself T-T )

[hopw1]

2:11 not gay.

[WolfRunnerX15]

the answer is condom. connnndom.

[NoodleHero]

me and my friend had an argue :( he said i was using him... R.I.P Mr.comdom.

that was gay O_O

[roxile7]

I like your hair here

[MiLLaman321]

".......thats not a question, but the answer is condom.................coooooo­oooooooooooooooooooondoooooooo­om"

[AnimeKitte]

It's also illegal to hunt whales in TN...that's so weird O.o

[crazyactz22897]

how could you be soooo heartless by:Kanye West

[loganmadison14]

nice vest(:

[Benjparkour1]

all that i know of the japanese is that you said i dont know at the end

[Xanderdavidlover]

My bad:p

[Xanderdavidlover]

@AlexEvanlvr666, love the name(:

[AlexEvanslvr666]

hey kanye, how could u be so heartless???? XD

[MagicalGreenDragon]

who the hell would be an eraser when you could be a shoe? you know as a shoe, you get to step in dog shit about once a month- ohh I should've picked the eraser.

[middlegirly1213]

your eyes are really cute

[EmoMetalHead6666]

Name.. Song.. NOW!

[cindyrb12d2]

the answer is condom...COOON-DOM.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Meghan Fox is so-- Toe thumb. Toooooe thumb.

[elphabamonkey86]

So this is hilarious to begin with.... but click on the cc thing and choose transcribe audio..... it reaches a whole new level of hilarity. LOL!!!

[sarahasADD]

@elphabamonkey86 you need the most thumbs up. but i can sadly only give you one. #LOL

[EXHellfire]

@elphabamonkey86 lmfao he says penis and the translator says feed us its priceless

[SuperNinachu]

@elphabamonkey86 At 0:18 when he says "NOT GAY" the CC says "yet" XD

[xthanksforthevenomx]

i feel weird because i started dancing and my neighbor walked by and stared. hahahahahahaha!

[brianajuh]

my boyfriend and you have the same personality but anytime he talks im annoyed, but when you do it im like ahh he is so cute

[NikiAndDayna]

That japanese was soooooo wrong C:

[Soramerk]

there are alot of fattys in oklahoma...i know i live there. XD.

[10stormie]

WAS THAT CHINESE FOR SWIFTY IS A FREAKIN HOTTY

[oloopi]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? This bitch right here!! :D condom, cooooooooondom

[10stormie]

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLE

[amanduhh482]

"You can't hunt fat people in a pool." hahahahaha

[Tiffardo]

This is the most offensive SHIT ive ever seen!!! Im subscribing!!

[ninjachels]

Oh, hey, look. A black cloud. Oh, god, that's a Kanye West cloud. Taylor Swift... run! Ruuun! Noooo!

Because that really happened.

[ArielleDuncan]

There was a little ad on the side of this video and it was for a condom :D lamo

[cleopatrapoison13]

Sumimasen, nihongo wa wakarimasen! (すみません、日本語は分かりません!)

English: "Sorry, I don't know Japanese!"

[Omnibomulator]

3.15 = Cute Face :3

[dudewhorocks101]

What did I learn?

[sakurachan425]

He speaks Japanese? Cool.

[IsumoVamp]

Sumimasen nihongo wa wakarimas (I tried the best I could lol)

I can only understand that it says sorry japanese and understand

[sarbear800]

your gorgeous , my god, i love your eyesss.

[NewGirlxInTown]

well , i guess i'm S.O.L

...

i have a "toe thumb" just like megan fox..

hahahahaha.

[Skiffee]

O.o *Hides my klondike bar*

[VxMyaxV]

TOEEEETHUMBBB

[TheDaviMan]

"whats that? it sounds like...DANCE"

[boredom106]

ur eyes luke gorgeous wit brown hair, th black hair is hot but i like this color better:))))))))

[KanterYorLony]

translation of what he said in japanese -btw matt you pronounced a few thing wrong but it was close ^_^- "sorry i don't speak japanese "

[xluvinscrubsx]

Excuse me, i don't speak Japanese.

Wait, you said that in Japanese... that hurts my head.

[jjk6610]

connnnnnnnnnnnndom

tttttooethoum

[nethanbabes]

Japanese :3

[whitekandy16]

u cant hunt fat people in pools! and megan fox does have a toe thumb. it odd

[awesomegal777]

HAHA, you're awesome dude.

[Hinatalove666]

i love u

[TrickAnswer]

You speak Japanese? I'm not sure how I can love you so much (cause I just discovered you) but suddenly I wanna get into your pants :|

Penis.

[ayanna464]

@TrickAnswer Ive ben wanted in his pants...so close to being there

[wookielin123]

@TrickAnswer he said "sorry, i don't speak japanese." lol

[XseenieLuverzGirlX]

@TrickAnswer Hahahaha trust me..its okay..Everybody does ;D

[xcaitlynannex3]

LMFAO.

[Shanianikkole37]

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? this bitch right here!

[Mini1Lil]

@Shanianikkole37 THAT BITCH IS ME NOT U

[oXShanerocksXo]

lol that cloud thing was kinda racist matt....

[Ashchethem]

@oXShanerocksXo How was that racist? o.o

[lish1lish]

swifty is awwwwwwssssssssooooooooooommmm­mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee

[ZombieDragon117]

im the 266,666th viewer lol

[chazeyboy]

ASS SWIFTY

[wassup111112]

sumimasen, nihongo wa wakarimasen = excuse me, i dont understand japanese ^^

[sk8t3man1]

Toe thumb hahaha

[onoeznisa1]

lmao @ you poking your eye while dancing.

[SgtSmith17]

i have a toe thumb :(

[FatManScoop1100]

PENITH

[KaylaBugg456]

The facet that you speak a different language is sex y XD

[wasito96]

do you speak japenese?

[xoxoFORGOTTENxoxo]

omg my bestfriends boy friend says shes ugly cuz of her toethumb to, thats so crazy

[VampireYuki67]

Fuck yeah! Oklahoma got mentioned in something cool!

[MonrrigoCastro97]

@VampireYuki67 HELL YEAHH!! AND HE INCLLUDED THE WORDS HUNT AND FAT PEOPLE :)

[Mustachefoo]

swifty, it cut off ANAKIN'S hand!

[Mcmorbid96]

CASSIE MEADOR?! that bitch was in my class

[Jessship]

Omg your fucking hot u should keep your hair like that and I agree your eyes are soooooo amazing

[brookdolphins]

omg ur eyes r sop[retty

[adolfom16]

swiftkaratechop is awesome with random sauce and dead babies ;)

[vampirehighlighter33]

SWIFTY IS TEH FOOKING SHIZNATZZ

[amandalautner1]

how many times have you been asked out and how many times have u only said yes because u didnt want to be mean!!?!?!

[skylore1]

Thanks swifty now I know most black clouds are kanye and Taylor can't be outside when they arive

[hellohellofaith]

NOT GAY

[no1caresanymore]

No one was on my side when I was telling people Jesus is a zombie!! Now I don't feel alone! Thanks Swifty ♥

[matthinkle21]

yoo he isnt as funny anymore ,,like his first 14 videos are hella funny but they started to lose their touch ..

[XxmusicxsavesxX]

finally! someone who agrees with me about the toethumb!

[SavannahAndKellyShow]

CON-DOM.

xD

[halerrs94]

He's not really married. It was a joke :P

[tingDoll]

YOU ARE MARRIED?

[deer2cherry]

Nooo a kanye west cloud!!!!

[ThePetewentzaddict]

dancing face FTW!

[ilikeyourbeardd]

Wait are you really married?

[XxHaleyFinnxX]

1:26 - 1:36 :P im im 16 years old and the father of 4 kids, that wasnt a question but the answer is condom, con-dom, XD

[dewitnoob]

it always sounds like your saying ass wifty

[robbiekaaay]

i swear his fingerss are abnormally bendy.. :s

[nothingevermatters23]

Dude, you have fucking Kurt Cobain Eyes, they're fucking Icey Blue as hell.

[xXstarsfallXx]

You're hottt.

[rachelannen]

i think the person was saying that there are no large bodies of water in oklahoma so....

[buttons867]

it's illegal to plow a field with with an elephant in NC, and in PA it's considerd rape if you put yr finger in someones bellybutton for 30 seconds without there permission.

[BRITTNEYH96]

no facebook?

[IJustSneezedSir]

" i wish i had toes for thumbs then i could do ... toe thumb things. " xD

[ThePeter7383]

dont you mean camel toe when you say toethumb

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

@ThePeter7383 No Megan fox has toes and thumbs.. well they look like toes :/

[nickfan77]

Your eyes are Amazzzzinglyyy Beautifull &' You are Extremelyyy Hott!!! <3 iLoveYouu! ;D

[NiCoLeAn52]

your eyes are a really pretty cyrstal blue.. =)

[rutygut5000]

"sorry i dont know japanese??" ur accent is HORRible

[ButterCupHeartz22]

Jesus i love ur eyes :D

[taylorbrinatv2]

dont be hatin on no toe thumbs. ima shootchuuuu :] i have toe thumbs lol they feel the same dude theyre just weirdly shaped!! :O

[huntsclan101]

Ghey. Get it. The spelling he used in another video. I think he's cool and I'm a subscriber so yea please don't hate me

[patti985]

why are the highest rating comment telling him he's hot? we get it ok? just stop it please!

[Mako0oz]

u are gey

[DoomGuyWillReign]

@Mako0oz

You clearly don't know proper grammar.

[nevershoutbeckyxD]

hahahah "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?this bitch right here" lmfao CONDOMM xD megan fox is tot hot wow lmfao

[FatAmericanTeensFTW]

Bend me over please!

[kyoyaXtamaki6]

watashi wa lindsey desu hajimamashite daisuki

[larapoka]

condom ! xD

[christinevi101]

what did he say in japanese? and i have a toe thumb =(

[chibiDustbunny]

Japanese!

<3

[XheartbrokenX200]

AHHHHHHH bring back the beautiful lotus lol plzz

[powermadmonkey]

1 little 2 little 3 little penis

[7911060]

Thanks, just made me choke on noodles

from laughing so hard (;

[StephyDephy]

why arent u listenin to "a beautiful lotus" anymore?

and im with u both.. u r HOT! and your eyes r sooooo beautiful!!

[CookiesAreAdorable67]

I live in oklahoma and I wonder why thats ilegal too their just gonna die anyay

[TheGodlikewarrior]

YOUR SUCH A FAGGET. KILL YOURSELF

[TheJaw1234567]

@TheGodlikewarrior go fuk urself 

[megafluffin]

@TheGodlikewarrior You're such an illiterate. Educate yourself.

[Dramaqueen90907]

CONNNNNDOM

[ParamoreFan1261]

I agree YOUR EYES ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[qirrqirl14]

BEST. EPISODE. EVER!

[Shadecloud101]

Seriously love your eyes! They're my favorite colors in eyes. BLUE!

[deathkukki]

Nuggets ! :D

[AllyWulf]

1:26 through 1:36

*watch

*repeat

[ashx911]

Lmao. Kanye is a total bitch.

OMG. FUCKING OKLAHOMA! :D I live here... D:

Lmao. Toe thumb, furreal!

[NLTlives919]

What kind of camera do you use? How much?

[angellovesblake]

hola (:

[BuckWildMane]

megan fox does have toe thumbs :DDDD

[316freeful]

whats with the killing babies... thats like on all of your vids!

[JagSmakarSkit]

You'd be one hot alien.

[RHSCadet2012]

the answer is CONDOM! :D hahaha

[RubberDuckies047]

yes yes u r crazy.