Jersey Shore D-bags Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[Siroucity]

"I'm into hand JOBS" lolol

[EDTProductions]

Haha that old guy said it was harassing? Well how the hell are you supposed to get at someone then?

[person19863456]

It's called hiting on them

What I never heard of that

[YusreeMe]

You guys are like fucking douche.You could break a girl's heart!

[technocontroll]

CRABS ARE HERE!

[TardyBarty]

pussy money weed?? LMFAOOO

[MrMetalogist]

Jason really has some luck with that douche bag style :D

[TheGentleWizard]

lol why does jesse have 3 pairs of sunglasses?! love these guys

[Be4TinGyoU]

Did he really say at the end 'Wait wait wait I wanna get to know you', that is so needy they must edit their vids like fuck.

[Joaolimaft]

This is bad pick-up. It's a good thing to be a BIT cocky but they are actually overdoing it. You don't tell a girl you wanna have sex with her, especially in day-game. Then, they are standing still waiting for their target. when they should be walking and casually approach the target. They show too much interest, too soon and are only concerned in getting the number without building anything.

Maybe this is just an exercise to overcome approach anxiety.

[cOsTiE94]

@Joaolimaft Please read the title of the video :)

[geo13]

@Joaolimaft Exactly. These guys are pretty much showing all sorts of situations that can happen when you're NOT afraid to approach girls.If you've seen more of the videos, they sometimes intentionally mess up the "pick-up" , with varying degrees of success and failure.

[osborl12]

He doesn't like that because he has never had a chance with anyone ever.

[ranger181111]

That old guy comes in to save the day, then takes the bitches home.

[Hugotstyle68]

They should end their videos with a troll face saying "U MAD BRO?" Because seeing them pick up all those sexy girls number makes me mad!

[salzaboii]

the old guy is obviously stuck in the "friendzone" what a bitch.

[theSHIZNIT1996]

@Felizims but the meaning is different, so it didnt.

[AbsenceOfEnmity]

That old guy needs to chiiiill

[SimiGEdits]

whats dps? double penetration society? xDD awesome

[nagato113]

That old guy was a douche

[trloues]

650!!!



[ReaZonHD]

2:27 Pussy, Money, Weed

[Coerced]

Are you fucking kidding me...? Fossilised grumpy man, get out of my way, even if you're going to do everything u can to cockblock every guy u see, it won't give you back your youth. You're out of the game, don't hate on us cause we aren't.

[DORUKOZKAN]

"i know what your thinking this guy is superbuff hes just your typical juicehead gorilla guido"

haha omg thatss a comboooooo

[85464161]

Ninja turtles ?

[12NadaSurf12]

the guy at the end is a virgin for life.

[12NadaSurf12]

what a fucking faggot at the end

[theSHIZNIT1996]

"i dont like that." you cant get any shut the fuck up old man no one gives a shit about you u mad cause you cant get any.

[theSHIZNIT1996]

come at me bro is an internet meme, not a jersey shore thing...

[Felizims]

@theSHIZNIT1996 it came from jersey shore...

[theSHIZNIT1996]

situasian xD

[MrYahya0101]

LOL

[StratFeel]

try this in europe you guys. you would get nothing but weird looks and scary faces... i wanna go to la so bad ://///

[21drewscott]

dude at the end needs to stay in his own space

[thedags22]

im into handjobs... HAHAHAH asian guys funny

[bartman464]

are girls really into all these sex jokes???? wtf??

[RamirezRoyalty]

That old guy is the ultimate cockblock.

[donwooss]

"Im going to fist pump the shit out of you'' lololol... and he still manage to get her number, brilliant.

[whitewhiteboy89]

Lmao! Stupid old man haha

[xjhs2007]

USC

[ImOn2TheNext1]

"I'm gonna call campus security"

AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

[dcenate2011]

LOL @ OLD GUY

[TheGentleWizard]

so great

[itsMrMoo]

THE CRABS ARE HEAH!!! ROFLMAO!

[123456789Johnx]

picking up girl 1 girl in a group!!!!!!!

[raiderz765]

how many phone numbers do u think they have



[MrZentaPollenta]

Situasian.

[Zemogcram]

double penetration society lmao

[Jamsessionroom1337]

That did that girl say @ 1:51 ?

[bkrietzer94]

I think if this background music was playing while attempting to pickup girls, it would be so much easier lol

[GoldenGhost42]

So many fake numbers lol "213" yeah right -.-

[Jbv650]

@GoldenGhost42

Google 213 area code. That area code covers the Los Angeles area.

[GoldenGhost42]

@Jbv650 ah ok didn't know that, my bad.

[quaabhunter]

Lol @ the gay old dude

[coloopereyraa]

- imma do me and you do you

- what?

- imma do me and you do you

- (chick comes back)

BOSS

[ghoulhalo]

thumbs up for the 404 number! representing atlanta :)

[WhoElseButKris]

No matter how many times I see it the old guy at the end never fails to make me laugh. Scrub 24/7, 365.

[Azza1070]

@WhoElseButKris rofl same HAHA

[SwissArmyKnifez]

2:40, she was about to make an asian joke about studying in the library :-)

[ssurgeon00]

0:29 - 1:13 Nicely done :)

[21MrTDawg]

How many of those numbers are fake tho??

[TokyoMonsta1]

old guys a douche lol

[ecuaz89]

fucking cockblocker

[lRomez]

Need more grenades ROFL

[skyweasel92]

Kong scored a foursome  ... bow ...

[Yeeeooo000]

im gona fist pump the shit outa you!!

whats that? lmao

[Hindusht]

baby voice: im gonnna call campus security...

guy: oh fuck off you virgin!

[trigger670]

¨come at me bro¨.. lol

[ssansonnchapin]

dang i waste like 3 minutes of my life watching those stupid guys....they dont even know how to stan infront of a girl STUPIDS MOTHERFUCKERS KIDS

[Kleeeenex1]

@ssansonnchapin relax you old mother fucker

[PhysStud2011]

@Kleeeenex1 LMAO!



[eduardoq011]

how did you guys opened them up?

[drekoolboy]

the crabs ARE HERE

[punnanpro]

The old faggot's idea of picking up chicks is being penetrated by her angry black boyfriend

[WhoElseButKris]

Check out the geezer at the end. Old mans so jelly I could spread his Kris Kringle ass on my toast.

[nooberverse]

@WhoElseButKris  Oh god this comment.

Gotta say, it had me laughing for a pretty long time.

[fLicKinSIAMHIPHOP]

He just mad cause his ass is old XD

[BoSsMaaN101]

Im just tryna get it in my phone" hahahahahhahahahha

[Surililize]

Has anyone else noticed that all the girls live in the same area, but they all have different area code numbers?

[michaelzwarszawy]

@Surililize look up "Los Angeles area codes", there are a lot.

[Boy31820]

I can't believe that it's so easy :)

[dlousmane]

how many of them numbers are fake

[WULFTRON]

@dlousmane about tree fiddy

[TheThisisretarded111]

ima do me and you do you

[MetaWolfakaZERO]

Come at me bro

[monkeysead]

HAHA THE LAST GUY

[playsbba018]

The only reason he got the reaction out of the old guy was because he's dressed like a player. If he was dressed like a nerd, the guy's reaction would have been "pssh, poor guy doesn't stand a chance." Fuck surface level judgers.

[scarrrrrrrr]

Lol'd at the old fuk

[LizardHouse]

So what happened with the douche bag at the end?

[deecarmen84]

we should go around the corner and tickle each other LMAO!

[Prolocater]

USC

[coactor20]

Day 2s please (Dates) if you can.

[fingerlove69]

whats dps? double penetration society? OMG HAHAHAHHAA

[CalifornianColombian]

hahah "the crabs are here!"

[geradical]

Lol, white knight at the end.

[henrysthingamajig]

wat a faggot at the end.

[HypnoticCyclone]

@henrysthingamajig your the faggot

[OOOHJOLLY]

@HypnoticCyclone you're* dumbfuck

[HypnoticCyclone]

@henrysthingamajig cocksucking motherfucker bitch asshole cut your throat with a cleaver

[henrysthingamajig]

once again proving girls only like jerks.

jks.

[IParanoxz]

come @me br0.

[RenjiArabai]

ultimate beta white knight at the end

[LiquidDetermination]

black chick totally wanted Kong

[narutokl5]

Ahh that guy at the end mad 'cause they can easily get these girls numbers, and he can't get shit.

[PwnAge3186]

The guy at the end is a dick. That's not harassing. If you can't hit on a girl for 5 seconds without it being called harassing, how are you ever supposed to get a girlfriend?

[launchmusicc]

@PwnAge3186 these guys aren't trying to get girlfriends, they're showing how to get their numbers. It's like if someone went all around town test driving cars but not actually buying one

[deathpooper]

@launchmusicc he was talking in general you dumbass

[MultiCesh]

these guys are so like rude, disrespecting jersey shore people who are lyke the koolest people eva

[Shinji91]

What a massive faggot at the end LOL.

[BlazeIDP]

@Shinji91 lol he said ima call campus security

[enormousmaggot]

Indian guy makes me feel awkward

[mikewebb420420]

the dude at the end is a asshole. wtf

[FailedSuccessfully]

Sit you asian lol

[SymbolisticX]

That old guy is clearly still a virgin.

[AwwzImG00d]

@bstroughter

hes asian

[thatblackdamon]

lol come at me bro

[deadrecon]

Jason should of been like " I put the STD in STUD and all I need is U". that would of mind fucked her

[TheEditor777]

Lmfao XD That Old Man At The End FAILS!:D

[94jmbottaro]

lol at the end how the old dude says he will call security

[360doublekickflip]

1:44 3 pairs of glasses ? HAHAHAHHA

[LcDT27]

@360doublekickflip LOL i just noticed that

[mysticgecko2]

5:00 oh fuck better book it ASAIN STYLE! not trying to be racist XD

[iHacksorzz]

1:15, fake number probably, what a bitch. Should have let her go.

[pimpboy9009]

Why would you get in trouble for hitting on girl?

[HollowWithin001]

ERECTION PICKUP!!!!

[SPERONERR]

HhAHA Thats some funny shit

[chrizles]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ THE ENDING

[gwidao123]

How come every video someone has a phone number that starts with "626"

[qball0203]

@gwidao123 Area code

[gwidao123]

@qball0203 Oh that explains it xD thanks

[bdmassiv]

jesse has 3 pairs of sunglasses lmfao he so bawss

[Stargrave]

you should call these girls to a real party

[osborl12]

2:53 Is he fist pumping because he got her to hang up or because he's got a close up of that rack?

[Mrtj812]

the old guy at the end looked like the biggest pedobear ever!

[phil10300]

I like the half tucked in shirts.

[MrAsianabe]

1:48 there are glasses on top orf his head and two on the bottom of his shirt #livinglikelarry

[DaRkDr3AmKillAz]

People need to calm down before they start talking.

[goldeliteIT]

old guy at end is a buzz-kill

[Rc1023]

Dirk Nowitzki @ 4:12 LOL

[justrude88]

@Rc1023 lmao. it really does look like him

[AqualimitedX1]

omg i get so fucking annoyed at people like the fucker at the end...

[Lopee08]

Fuck that old guy............He must be a lonely asshole!

[choadstadip1359]

no game but these guys are funny lol

[jaboipell]

I literally broke out laughing at 3:24

[AqualimitedX1]

COME AT ME BRAH !!

[Radicz0r]

We're having a party at my place, you should come, we need more grenades. You down?

[3141daniel]

lol everyone is like in their 20's and the guy at the end is like 50 and hes talking about harassing girls.... pedo

[shreddedbeats]

I fought a guy like this before

[jstu45]

Video ends with a Cockblocker that is being a bitch!

[hash1212121212]

jesssiee is a bawssssss

[mshmrlw]

4:59 guy needs to get laid

[smurfmuncher]

lol I just noticed that Jesse has 3 pairs of sunglasses on him

[SteeVeei]

2:26 = Ratchet

[moijesuismoi99]

Fucking old cunt doesn't get laid that's why he got jealous lol.

[MilkThatEmo]

lmfao.... "ima do me and you do you" wow, that douchy line brought her right back

[3490megs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ima call campus security hahaha

[vidmunkey]

the crabs are her!!!

[smalltugz]

how can we prank call the girls if the you guys  mute the audio when your getting her number :0

[GollaGandaLova]

Fucking douchebags..id never try to get at a girls like that

[ozmo69]

old fuk never got pussy in his life

[TreyhaThrice]

Who keeps the campus security number in their phone lol.

[1212ofomyzrc]

4:19 has a major ass fuk!

[no1kcballa]

ITS THE situASIAN!!!!!!! ahaha. weak i know, but i had to do it

[BruunStuff]

"No not herrasing, just hitting on them" XD

[TUBESTEAKNIG]

"we need some more grenades" LMFAO

[RacerMax06]

"I don't like that, I'm gunna call campus security"

watch out, we got a badass over here.jpg

[bstroughter]

Pick up girls while having a massive erection

[yzwme586]

that old geezer at the end needs some pussy in his life for real

[vsaintknight]

Come at bro

[haseebkha]

you guys are fucking sickkkkk

[rabano377]

GTL "great time laughing" hahha