MST3K - 0817 - Horror Of Party Beach

[theonlyred4]

The woman on the phone at 5:45 looks and sounds a hell of a lot like Kathy Bates.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Okay, think about how bad the dubbed actress is. Now thinking about how that was the PREFERABLE option to using the actress' actual voice!

[oldaardvark]

Wow...this might have been the worst movie ever made.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Is the little baby gonna CRY?

[pdlbean]

why am I dubbed?

[Igarappappa]

Pick their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it!

[TheRadical42]

Kewl Beanz! It's like WestSide Story but on the Beach! "When you're a Jet you're a Jet!" Yeah! Girl pillow fights!

-Holy Cow! A black lady! What's she doing there?

-What on earth were those noises near the end? Maybe someone got the soundtracks mixed up.

What a whacky movie! : D

I loved the Opah!

[Igarappappa]

1:27 lol Is this a reference to anything? XD

[889654]

@Igarappappa it is reference to song titled "Chances Are"

[BlueEyes7452]

SAIL AWAY

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

I like Crows version of UmBop

[JamesOhGoodie]

IS LITTLE BABY GONNA CRY?

[rettic]

Why am I dubbed?

[Mijaseev]

Oh come on! She knocked that glass over on purpose!

[MyMelyanna]

Mike nude... now all my dreams have come true. :-)

[priceman141]

Opah!!!!!!!!!!

[priceman141]

Hey, in the back there Drew Carey

[MichRockHop81108]

sodium

[MistaTwigz]

I'm so glad you chose one of my favorite lines from this one. "It made sense to surrender. Ze Germans were very very mean!"

[EvilAtria]

HE'S SO NUDE

[anemicroyaltea69]

"Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you...There you go!"

Oohhh god, lmao....that part always gets me! Even now I'm in tears. That's the best. lmao

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

Drew Carey!

[rockysid92]

LMAO @ 2:21 - 2:24.

The fight choreography in this just brings some great unintentional comedy. :)

[purpleshamrock17]

"I can't get this beer open"

[hebneh]

"Oh, everybody do the Zombie Stomp / You slam your foot down with an awful bump / You reach up further, further / Let's get closer, let's get closer / Oooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh / It's the livin' end!"

My fave line (missing here): "I've swum 6 miles offshore and I still can hear that awful music!"

[Verto9999]

Uh, the porn moaning at the end? Weird, funny but, weird.

[557bs]

My Skull!!

[coldbloodid]

chance's are that I'll kick your scrony ass

[JamesOhGoodie]

- "I'm Marissa Tomei, and I'm concerned!"

- "I'm Joan Kennedy, and I'M concerned!"

[alexander55074]

"Chances are that i'll kick your scrawny ass".. omg.. I laughed so hard... is that my puddle?

[EvilAtria]

HE'S SO NUDE

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

You have defeated me, Sir. You and your noble band of coreographers.

MY SKULL!!!!

[Atrum]

Fight direction by William Shatner!

[MyMelyanna]

"Then they can be killed! With sodium!"

"Noooo..."

lol!

[889654]

"Fight direction by William Shatner."

[Adamgontierfan19]

I think we owe it to the monster in the movie for killing the real Horror at Party Beach which is the gay men cavorting in speedos

[zachi033]

so ulabelle just happened to be drinking pure sodium and everybody in the room knew it?

[thebatchtube]

@zachi033 Hahahaa... I never thought of that!

[untitleme61]

'Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you..'

[watda74]

Bro/Sis, how could U leave out:

'Charlie Mathis and the Conan O'Briens.'

Jean-Paul Sartre's motorcycle gang.

"I believe in de existential outlaw as hero dat is vy I travel vith these men."

Lulabelle: The voodoo, that's what it is.

Servo: "Ah, you non-Caucasians!"

So many to list, but still very good. 9:23-9:42 is my 'personal' favorite.

[Kinemacolour]

This is the best beach party/fight scene.

"Batchman!"

[Logos87X]

LMAO at grunt of exertion at 2:35!

[damnyoustamos]

Aw, you left out my favorite line:

"They don't even know what panties are, but they feel compelled to raid."

[JediKarolyNovh]

"Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty raid."