Kyle's Sayings

[Phantomrose96]

"You're not going to die Kenny. Don't be stupid!" XD

[Babylon1914]

Kyle is a cute lil jew

[AnaXKyleLove]

you cant hang out with us Butters cuz ur a freak because ur a fucking fatass thats why! lol

[Isa5379613408ISA]

Best part: you're not gonna die Kenny, don't be stupid! Lol

[WARnerSpec]

thumbs up if u saw that in the South Park game app for Ipod/Iphone

[Kibawolfgirl13]

i love it ! kyle's the best!!!

[TheUnltimateCrafters]

I like how the top comments are basically directed towards Cartman

[silver2stars]

@dramaqueen101376 lol! Any time Cartman starts to talk Kyle's eyebrows atomatically make a V shape

[MrTailsprower7]

lol i love kyle

[djwulputt]

ahhhh the awesome moment when the top 2 comments are the same and u feel original for not re-posting

[LuvZippy]

Haha I love Kyle!

[Namehereplz98]

LOL "BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING FAT ASS THATS WHY" cracked me up and i died at "Your a freak butters, you cant play with us" oh god ;)

[MsYorkieLover9]

lol BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKIN FAT ASS!!!

[cupcakekitty05]

You're a freak Butters! You can't play with us!

[abooood95]

99% of them are ripping on Cartman,

[SailorEchosong]

What episode does KYle say "You're not going to die Kenny, don't be stupid."????? I HAVE TO NO!!!

[hahalolmasttaa12]

@SailorEchosong one of the coon trilogy-not sure which

[MultiTailsDoll]

@SailorEchosong

It's Christmas in Canada.

[cutiepie1239505]

YOU BASTARDS

[Debyn23]

Kyle is so awesome! All my friends think that he is stupid because he is a jew...well I don't care if he is a jew...i think he is sooo adorable!!!! And he will always be my favorite character is South Park :)

[wolfgirl21999]

-3... kyle, kenny, and tweek!!!

[omgtheykilledkenny15]

i wanna marry kyle :)

[smoke10108]

I hate kyle! He is fucking annoying

[lolxDgoku]

@smoke10108 u fucking jew hating shit face cock master

[smoke10108]

@lolxDgoku shut up fat ass!!

[lolxDgoku]

@smoke10108 make me donkey rapin shit eater!!!!!

[smoke10108]

@lolxDgoku watch your fucking mouth u fucking fat ass

[lolxDgoku]

@smoke10108 MAKE MEH BYYYYYAAAAATHCHHHHHHH

[smoke10108]

@lolxDgoku your such a dumb ass! -_-

[lolxDgoku]

@smoke10108 U WATCH A VID ABOUT KYLE N THEN SAY HE'S ANNOYIN THT SUNDS DUM 2 MEH CUZ KYLE IS THE AWESUMEST JEW/4TH GRADER/DUDE 2 EVER BE ON TV

[smoke10108]

@lolxDgoku Kyle is a jew, and jew is always annoying! lol :P

[lolxDgoku]

@smoke10108 y would u say tht u hurt Kyle's feelings

[smoke10108]

@lolxDgoku uh... he is a cartoon! They have no souls! o_O

[minnime12345]

*giggles* i love how most of those are towards Cartman <3 i love Kyle ...TEAM KYLE!

[Invisiblecheezburger]

Kyle's so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! ^w^

[emokitty890]

BECAUSE YOUR A F**KING FATASS THAT'S WHY!

[Gothicskaterchic]

Kyle's so cutee! <3

And I love how half of these are about Cartman XD

[MsPATDfan]

YOU'RE A FREAK BUTTERS. YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US.

Love that jew(:

[melandgabsawsomepage]

i love kyle.hes a fellow jew.hes better than cheesy poofs

[melandgabsawsomepage]

i-i-I FREKIN LOVE KYLE WOOHOO

[allisonrenee424]

"YOUR A FREAK BUTTERS YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US!!!!" xD I almost pissed my pants XD

[silverfox452]

TEAM KENNY MORE LIKE!!

[TomBoyWarrior]

"CARTMAN STOP IT! JUST STOP IT." looool

[MegaLittlemisscutie]

And tht y Kyle is gonna be mii future BF even tho hes a cartoon I still love him! And we both hav red hair ! Even tho I'm notta Jew... But still !! ** outta breath**

[shasham72]

i love kyle sooooooooooooo much he is my animation boyfriend i wish he were real i would kiss and hug him and treat him so good beat the s**t out of cartman i hate cartman sooo much and i am posatively in love with kyle do any of you girls agree because kyle is most popular am i right?

[ILoveRedwall]

Kyle is my number one favorite character in South Park! Team Broflovski all the way! xD

[emoXjessiX2030]

when kyle says "you were right" he sounds like a girl...



[InvaderPyr0]

I love Kyle :D but my friends think I'm crazy :|

[shasham72]

i love kyle he funny and cute !

[sharinganqueen]

Don't forget Kyle's classic line: "Shut up, fatass!" lol XD

Kyle is one of my favorites :)

[kenziechick19]

I love these "sayings" videos. I really think each of them totally reflect their personality lol

[webkinz050699]

what episode when he called kenny stupid

[AlexAddictionx3]

i love how most of them are talking shit about cartman :D

[hyorinmarushiso103]

You BASTARDS!

[tekkenia]

i love kyle so much! im glad to be a jew!

[lunakitty123]

i love this jew!!

[dramaqueen101376]

I love how basically all of these comments were directed toward Cartman.

[mrfuzzyhead948]

hes so cute

[PikaPikakip]

I like how most of them are yelling at Cartman. XD

[iR0arawr]

im glad to be a jew

[shasham72]

@iR0arawr on haunaka sing a lonely jew with kyle i know you like him i wish i was jewish do ya wanna talk more oftten cause i am in love with kyle are u?

[iR0arawr]

holey shit...i love kyle :D

[TheSopmonster]

Cartman shut up!

stop it cartman

cartman what the hell are you doing!

Cartman is the laughing stock

:D

[funkypixie500]

Keep pressing 3.

I LOVE KYLE :D

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

I LOVE HIM..IF I COULD I WOULD RAPE HIM..O_O pretend i didnt just say that..lol

man he makes me proud to be a jew..XD

[OhMyGosh5634]

@xSasuNaruAmutox I WOULD TOTALLY RAPE HIM TOO!! Hhhrrmmm, hrmmm, somethings gone wrong with my youtube account i didn't type that! :L;L lol seriously thoguh, i love him so much, lol.

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

@OhMyGosh5634

lol god yuotube what are u making us type..

[OhMyGosh5634]

@xSasuNaruAmutox Lol. xD

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

@OhMyGosh5634

tehe

[MsSparklebunny]

I LOVE KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1998funky]

I LOVE YOU KYLE YOUR SOOO CUTE <3 <3 <3

[Roxi2Star]

Notice he's saying most of that stuff to Cartmen, hmm

[kdauthor]

XD 99% of that was kyle and cartmen fighting lol

[JustinBeiberSasuNaru]

-before the video-

Me: Oh Kyle!! :D I love you Kyle....

-after the first line-

Me: o.e ..WHY?!

[theYoda09]

@JustinBeiberSasuNaru XD

[ellamode]

"OH STOP IT CARTMAN."

He's so cute when he says that. <3 Kyle my fave.

[1LostPixel]

Why didnt he say

You Bastard

[1993MovieMan]

@1LostPixel He did !

[theYoda09]

i hate you so much, reminds me of that craig

[mangaluvr92]

dude i f&%$ing lurv Kyle and i love how half of these are cartman related..... they are so gay for eachother ;D

[imrp7]

The jew boy :D

[emilythathyperkid]

kyle used to be my fave, but now its craig.... i still love him tho

[MegaPoobie]

Kyle is my favorite character on the show he's so cute

[MetalHeadJimi93]

Kyle's awesome! Just leave it at that.

[xxXsugarushXxx]

haha i cracked up at both: I hate you guys so much and BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FATASS THATS WHY!

[miss4getful]

@xxXsugarushXxx what episode did kyle say this anyway??

[lucitetokki]

ANGRY KYLE. <3

[marthon123]

kyle rocks

[kylekicksass100]

hes sooo cuuuuute <3 <3<3<3

[rockleeluver4ever]

lol all Kyle's sayings have to do with cartman

[mebemyself247]

cute lil jew.... hehe.... wheres the saying "YOU BASTARD!" (reply to stan's line: "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!")

[opaldragon009]

OMG! He's soooo freaking adorable!

[minibuni1]

OMG! he is so cute!! i love my little perfect jew xD

[avenuebjade]

i LOVE Kyle. He's cutee. :D

[Feeniefan12345336]

XD I friggin love that jew! <3

He so CUUTE! ^_^

And he made me rofl. XD

[modernharpist]

@Feeniefan12345336 is it possible to love an animation character? <3 KYLE!!

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist Yes it is. Because if what I am doing is not loving Kyle, then my brain is gonna explode 0.o

[modernharpist]

@OhMyGosh5634 i don't get it...if you don't love kyle and ur brain is gonna explode, then wouldn't you be loving kyle?

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist You said is it possible to love a animation character, and i said yes, because I DEFINITELY love kyle, and if I don't then i'm not really sure what i'm doing, and the confusion will make my brain explode... 0.o do you understand this any better than i do, because i dont really understand this :L

[modernharpist]

@OhMyGosh5634 oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh­h. i sort of get it now. In simplicity, you love kyle. Probably to the point where you make yourself an animation character of south park, rewrite some of the episode scripts, and insert yourself into south park as a friend of kyle's! ... what, am I the only one who does that? =))))

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist No, no you are definitely not the only one who does that!! :D I also rewrite all of them so that kyle always win against cartman:Dxx But I would never try to steal Kyle from Stan. their mini little cartoon relationship is too cute!!

[modernharpist]

@OhMyGosh5634 True, true. They can be so gay sometimes, it's so adorable! Like, in "The China Problem", when they were going to take speilburg and lucas to court for raping indiana jones! Kyle: I love you! Stan: I love you too, kyle! (hug and cry) EPIC!!! XD but...doesn't kyle usually win against cartman anyways? =) when did kyle ever lose?

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist Sorry for taking yeeaarss to reply! XD No, they're gayest episode is Guitar Queer O's!

Yes, your riight, kyle does normally win against cartman; because he has morals. The one exeption is when cartman says he can do something obscure, Kyle bets he can't, and Cartman always wins with his determination to beat Kyle and do outlandish things that no-one else would do.

[modernharpist]

@OhMyGosh5634 oh, yeah! i would have to agree on that one. Espically when kyle comes in to see stan and 'Thad' rehearsing! like, kyle might as well be saying: YOU CHEATING ON ME, MARSH??? =). And, when you're talking about the obscure things that cartman does, and his friggin determination, are you refering to imaginationland and the whole leprechaun-sucking balls-dressing up like the pope-thing? XD

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist Yes, that is exactly way I was referring too. and all the other times :):) It was pretty funny in the end though, when he did actually suck his balls :Dxx

[modernharpist]

@OhMyGosh5634 but you didn't see it, so you can imagine (haha "imaginationland!!) what was going on down there!!! XD speaking of that episode, if manbearpig killed kyle, then it really does exsist, so al gore wasn't so wacko, correct (even though he's wack to begin with)?

[OhMyGosh5634]

@modernharpist And Kyle was like,, 'stop it' he was lovingg it reallyXD yehh, even though manbearpig ALMOST killed kyle and was real, al gore is still wacko because he was swooshing round in a cape saying he was going to save everyone :L:L :/

[rockleeluver4ever]

AUGH I LOVE KYLE! HE'S ADORABLE!

[TheShadowcool]

Lol barly like a second in between each of kyles sayings like 0.5 nano seconds

still awsome though im givin it a 5 (star)

Ahh!

[Southparkaddict720]

haha hes so cute

[willsgal12]

But don't Jews use flem when they talk? I should know.

[keegan123]

kewl ^^