4th of July Funny - ComedyTime

[Sinjinator]

Eh, he probably made it up. Gotta ask some Nickersons

[StrongAsianDude]

Why isn't Dane Cook in Comedy Time?

[BaldwinMike]

Heh, his voice cracked at 1:39. Very funny, nonetheless.

[VoteAwards]

RIP Michael Jordan! Your name will be remembered FOREVER!

[Melissa8usa]

Did martin bashir killed michael jackson? yes he did.

[Adude2009]

HAHAHAHAHA this is not funny

[ihavestage4coolness]

this is not funny

[u1b2]

they even censore racial slurs.

[u1b2]

nigger

[prinbilly99909]

Fuck

[BNayrb]

lol, youtube is censored now.

What the fuckin shit fuckin bullshit fucking ass dick

[mewant2win]

none of that was censored dumbass

[crimsonlung]

I see all your curse words

[aggradef]

Holy shit, YouTube is censoring with asterisks now? That's pathetic

[igotapochahontas]

i thought douche was ejaculate. i dont know what the f#ck ur talking about but it was funny anyways.

[wildbloodydragon]

douche is something they clean their vaginas with.

[malmokber]

I'm a little confused, I thought this said Comedy Time!!

Not funny at all!

[MrKippers22]

shit comedian

yank idiot

[confusedinthegroove]

audience are way too polite... they're laughing even when theres no punchline...

[wildbloodydragon]

They're on a roll.

[lonewolf202]

genious, pure genious

[Gages9]

Ur not funny dude!!!!

[IIlegendII]

failtard

[Warunho]

You fail so fucking bad.

[horrorguy98]

This was soo boring , no offence to all his fans.

[AreUBlem]

wtf is a douche

[shmoe2332]

r u really that stupid

[AreUBlem]

yup what is it

[UBER069]

it's the thing you mom used to beat you with

[TheAnxiousMan]

Boring, average American stand-up sorry. Thumbs down for me I guess.

[refweav]

He looks a little like Chandler Bing from "Friends".

[russianmushrooom]

itd be funny if he told it differently

[BODOMhatecrew99]

Whatcha talkin bout Willis

[UTubeBrowzer]

A douche is used to clean a woman's kitty.

[igotapochahontas]

i gathered that but y is a garden hose in her bedroom?

[UTubeBrowzer]

douche is the word

[luvstinkerbell]

ok,what is a dooch, or duech or whatever its called ?

[Jaspi182]

lol you dont realy wana know

[elasatlaculos]

I don't think were on the brink of war. Had the GOP stolen a third election I would have taken up arms, first targeting clergy, than AM radio hosts. Right wingers are all fat blow hards who need seat belt extenders and can't fully wipe on their own or tie their shoes with going into tachycardia, so any war these ignorant slobs could declare would be over by lunch.

[UBER069]

oh FFS STFU IT'S A COMEDY VIDEO JACKASS - take the political talk to the fucking political videos

[elasatlaculos]

don't you have a camel to hump somewhere?

[UBER069]

why, because I have a "for Gaza" avatar? I am a German/Scots/English Candian jackass and you are a racist piece of shit. Go hump you fat ugly wife you mouthy American.

[elasatlaculos]

Oh so now you are going to tell me you don't have camels in Canada? Nigga plez.

[UBER069]

Ok, you got me, we DO have camels in Canada, they are called "American Tourists"-they are fat, ugly as all fuck, smell like dead horse's shit and are cheap arrogant cunts too

[gotsnoskillz]

AND they spit everywhere!!

[IceBreaker6]

Lmao!

[iReLaPsEi]

IM CANADIAN AND IM WITH YOU MAN :D

[lonewolf202]

lol, does that even exist today?

I thought the American tourists where a dying breede because of their fat issues.

[UBER069]

sure you know-those loud, arrogant morons from the south of Canada who think their country is the only one on the planet, that come here, get 30% on their purchases and then-that's right-we HAND THEM MORE MONEY on their way out of the country

[confusedinthegroove]

thats a little unfair....

camels aren't cheap...

[youknowsit45]

funny:)

[AnthonyNews]

keep your day job*******

[mattkate08]

i don quite get it...

[ZuluDawn88]

wow, im glad this crap didnt make it to the comedy channel

[allymetoo]

It's very lame and boring.

I recommend to do a search here on YT and watch:

Steel Pedal, Dobro and Acustic Western Versions of Amazing Grace.

It will take time. But slowly slowly, your LIver is going to be cured, and then may be you could also start to think about change profession.

Go into Blacksmithing. ( It cures the Brain also from Lib-Tard Viruses )

The Humor in your Comedy is NULL. Zero. NADA ( in spanish )

Sorry Folks !

[Ti11D3aTh]

Lol Never heard of this guy, but that was pretty funny.

[nonards]

Search: johnnyfuckingedwards!! Funny as shit stand up!!

[BARBABLANCA65]

USA people cry dead of a pedophile...congratulations motherfuckers gringos...who another USA idol is next:  Magic Johnson?...Ellen Degeneres?...Barry Bonds?...jajajajaja...

Fuck you USA...someday you will paid for all...

[richardhalo]

Grow up....ops sorry, grow older and die, you're next! Oh and don't worry nobody will cry for you!

[gruvydave]

Hey idiot, Euthanasia is not a Japanese Boy Scout Group.  Now go to the back of your shack and kill yourself.

[BARBABLANCA65]

Hey bastard what's your problem?...kiss my latin ass motherfucker...

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[andyby]

Happy 4th of July Americunts.

[gruvydave]

Yeah, and Happy "You didn't get laid once again today" day to you.

[Hobbytrem]

Were those people paid to laugh at his inexistent jokes? Ore voices recorded in the background?

[dmlgktrk1]

ddsfrereerreerrfrere

[gruvydave]

Foreigners shouldn't comment on American comedy. Just stick with your stupid ass men dressing up in women's clothing, Jerry Lewis and David Hasselhoff. While you're at it, go watch some paint dry, I think you call it "soccer". Dumbass

[ragingflamerboy]

You do realize that both of those famous people you named were/are american right??

typical american. No wonder nobody likes you and you're on the brink of civil war.

[ragingflamerboy]

The militia hardly needs to be fit to last a little bit longer than til lunch. ;)

[david84violet]

SUXXXXXX

[gruvydave]

Can you do better? Or are you too busy shoving violets up your ass and looking like a deranged peacock?

[david84violet]

Your the biggest kid and its proven!

A guy thats named Gruvy hahaha talking about shoving things up asses...ummm so who's the homo!

[MonoKubi]

are u gay? O.o

[ElyaThorn]

LOL your comment made me laugh harder than the video.

[jess94ja]

one crazy 4th of july...

[hamptongal1]

best 4th of July story I've heard

[stardolls1fan]

whats a douch

[LordInksworth]

french shower

[9thprotocol]

@ 'stardolls1fan'.....a 'douch' is an implement that females use to wash their pussy out

[magiclydlcious]

hahahaah, that's a great story =) he's funny.

[x1MissWorld1x]

omg! LOOOL

[ReganHuang]

"douche" lol

[prettyprince567]

i dint get it can u explain lol

[spongebathe]

hilarious!

[KOSTANTIN17]

18th comment!!!!

so funny love this

[Shrubbs]

So funny!

[JustaEropeanGuy]

reminds me of matthew perry, but funnier!

[JustaEropeanGuy]

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[rad4life1]

4)note that "colour" is the popper english dirivitave from the french word!

[jahlionpr]

popper? lol

[kylep8514]

popper?

[rad4life1]

yeah so I missed an "r" whatta ya gonna do? fuck off!

[kylep8514]

Geese Leweese, SENSITIVO!!!

Relax Cowboy, just yankin' yer chain a little.

[rad4life1]

yeah ok, however youre the second person to comment about it, and I am just sick of people on the internet who have nothing better to do than to correct your spelling, it reminds me of my old english teacher who would dock me 1/2 automatically for poor spelling...its the fucking internet, Im not applying for a job or writing a buiness proposal! Fuck!

[kylep8514]

You should ease off on the "reds" and pop a few "whites". Or find a cause or something.

Why do you think someone comments on spelling? Maybe so YOU will react as such.

THANK YOU.

[rad4life1]

insinuating that I am a drug attict or that I need drugs just tells me that you are a result of perfect conditioning made by your lovely community, society and country. who cares what YOU say my friend for the words YOU speak are not yours!

[kylep8514]

Every comment you make gives me a smile. There is someone crazier than I in this world.

[rad4life1]

Im the craziest one on this planet dude

[kylep8514]

I'll buy that for a Euro.

[rad4life1]

lol cute twist on the Robo Cop thing :P

[ninjaf0xpete]

poetry =)

[rad4life1]

I guess it was =) natural artist

[spacedog1996]

Hahaha, this was pretty good. Douche for discipline lmao

[Naz618]

This dude isnt even funny...

[theoregongirlz]

funy X-D

[rad4life1]

if Americans spell colour color why dont they spell douche doosh?

[texichan]

For one, notice how the last vowel sound in "color" and the vowel sound in "douche" are not at all the same. Two, note that "douche" is specifically a French-borrowed word (for "shower"), and has been unaltered in spelling or pronunciation. And, three, note that language evolves, borrows, etc. Taking one letter out of a word to the point where you can still understand it just as well is different from changing the composition of a word entirely...

[VladmyrRM]

I was rofling for a good 20 minutes.

[KiheiLawyer]

wow, that was great!!

[Befanii]

lmfao!!!!

[BIB16bear]

laughed my ass of lolooloolololollol

[crbrs20]

wats a douch

[TheBassguitarlover12]

that was pretty good

[ludde010]

funny:P