Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 21

[VeLoCiTyin1080p]

1:40

thats me, oh so fucking long ago.

[calamityg]

I WANT SOME CANDY!!

[CalGoneCrazy]

Machinima-AIDS?

[xxdavidhaloxx]

1:46 i lmao so fucking hard is it in you machinmade lmfao

[Nicochara]

@xxdavidhaloxx I try I try :3

[bigd270]

hard as a ROCK. i lolled so hard

[SpartanW98]

i was in this one.

[wiggles3000]

@SpartanW98 SAME! but it was before my voice deepened -_-

[SpartanW98]

@wiggles3000 i know right, i was the ertectile disfunction one. good times

[plasmasmasher]

this question may be noobish, butcould someone tell me how they turn their dual wielded weapons like that

[SILLYJIMMY5]

you put down your weapon but it goes crazy with dual wield

[MetalGrappler]

I think I might need to call my doctor

[lilmanLOWk]

i want some caaandy!!!

[spartan117even]

how do the hand thing at 1:26???

[OMGitsDSypl]

i want some candy!!

[kyokazumi]

wow i got rickrolled for 10 seconds in this

[MakaveliDaDon777]

Lulz!!!

[Spawn3X5]

we have cookies!

[TheGrayWo1f]

"I WANT SOME CANDY!!!"

I laughed so hard at that.

[FailboxNZ]

yeah lol

[OblivionOfHumanity]

lol u just got rick roll'd machinima lololololololololololololol

[Halo3Gh3]

Still My Fav Ep Best One So Far If I Was In It It Would Be So Much Better Tho Gamertag ( DangerousDill )

[thorpure166]

strawberries are ftw......

[Zell1995]

Whats with the 5 year old's getting to be on here lol?

[guysullavin]

0:42 is a fail

[Sch1zophr13nd]

LMAO at the last one too.

[B0omtown]

lol omg i fkin love that last one

[banjokazooieM16]

which ones the episode with jesus in it?

[Terrence890]

Machiniade! Now with more man juice!

[Overdosage]

I like strawberry's too... and I'm man enough to admit it!

[d3aN7845]

my friend is the one that said"i have something to tell you, WE HAVE COOKIES!"

[ThePistonsFan32]

how did he do the dual pistol thing?

[JakeInferno]

There is a magical trick bungie hid in the game...it is called...The Y button.

[BushFries]

ive had an erection lasting more than 8 hours afther watching machinima....

[VINCENATOR7]

machinimade lol

[JakeInferno]

now with more manjuice

[Techwrath]

That one dude Rick Roll'd us!!

[BlindProductions20]

when he said whats long hard and full of human i thought he was going to say dick

[yokida]

And he did have a recon chest

thats what i was trying to say you dumbass

[fireitup9]

That was the E.O.D. Recon doesn't look like E.O.D. in anyway.

[yokida]

sorry i got confused a bit cause of how the top part of the chest resembled recon a litle bit.

[yokida]

1:45 2:00 had recon

[hardhitterblaze]

C.Q.B you retard

[PlayJE]

Im the Rick Roll guy by the way...

0:40

[pivot1022]

guy?

[HLGFrenzy]

Mate dont lie i am

Even add my GT MLG Rhino2k8 and il prove its my voice....

[PlayJE]

So will I,

Add Play JE Mate.

[HLGFrenzy]

Mate dont lie i am

Even add my GT MLG Rhino2k8 and il prove its my voice....

[Angerfist1211]

im at 1:10 x(

[showingtheway]

we love U2

"shows picture of the band U2"

rofl!!@!##!$12

[silentdeath204]

its ok..i like strawberries too...........

[Knif3Point]

WHYY!!!! THATS BULL SHIT! omfg i love that

[Knightshade04]

It's the first step.

[davcar94]

Never gonna give you up! i was rick rolled

[XoxTMRxICExoX]

damit1 i wanted to be on one of those  and u guys never picjked me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Surya112]

What's with all the little kids?

[Beatlesfan1225]

gay

[guitarheroman6459]

is so cool lolololololololololol ha ha this video is so cool plz me go in machinima team plz

[FlogzaB]

u know whats bullshit? theres no 22! and I'm not on this ^-^

[teothedemon]

r u still making these, cause i sent one and u stop making them after that

[Scarab4990]

yeah... i sent one in too. i want to see it on there... T_T

[10aaa10]

on that last one it sounds like caboose, sorta.

[dahuudge]

I WANT SOME CANDY! Me too, bra, me too. :P

[KvirginiaG]

why would a BRA want candy other than what they already have :]

[qwertyellas]

whats long hard and full of seamen?

a sumbmarine!!

[vinniesjudge]

cool your so awsome hehehe

[millionmillionaires]

it sounded a lot like the same person over and over and over and over again. With a few others thrown in there.

[xX1RY1Xx]

0:57 is gay >:(

[xX1RY1Xx]

0:48 XD

[asuradagyu]

hahahaha funny

[kyle09125]

these are stupid.

the only voicemails that get in involve machinima.

nothing funny just gay attempts at humour from 10 year olds.

[Grimmreaper0000]

"I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!" LOL

[OMGUWONT]

wow the little kid was a fuckin idiot

[suckatbowling]

1:50 recon body lol

[Nicochara]

no it isnt, fail

[mg6894]

holy shit that failed soooo bad

[versionintegrale]

most people who watch machinima are little kids. most of the annoying people on xbox live are kids. parents dont buy xbox 4 ur kids buy them the wii thats what it was made 4. too get little shits of xbox live

[MurderDeathKill01]

yea, take their 360's away and give them a ps3 instead. (YES!!!)

[KidKapelski]

yeah right ps3 online play sucks, has no games, and the games it does have aren't out yet or cost abillion f-ing dollars (just my say in the matter and i have back up)

[MurderDeathKill01]

i said this so that the kids would get a ps3, therefore clearing up kids from the 360 and letting the adults play it. no more childish voices. it was a pun on the ps3 and a Thumbs up for the 360. Because 360 owns.

[Artiepwnu]

Agreed good sir, agreed. Little shits act all gangster and shit...quite frankly i dont even bother playing live anymore caouse of that.

[bobse13337]

How old are you? From your profile, I see you like Naruto. Get little kids off? Fuck you, hypocrite.

[halo55films]

i know the guy that does the does rick roll

[PnzrDiv666]

its funny how all the kids sound exactly the same

[Storm3Ryder]

WHY?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[cleanurr00msbro]

Whats long sleak shiny and hard? A submarine!

[WizardW0W]

whats long and hard and field with seamen? a submarine!

you mean

[blackchaos16]

Wats taking long for the next voicemail theater? because according to the info box it was added september 7th and its october 7th today... and lol nice job on the video =)

[totadile54]

machinimaade lol i need that to kill the evil ball thing in halo3

[theBIGboom12]

i like my mom

[spartan11810]

i lick ice-cream

[PachecoOwnz]

wow this used to be really funny until machinima started using all the 12 year olds messages instead of the GOOD ones. Hopefully the madness will stop.

[AngelicAcid453]

that jumped made me jump a little.....

[captincloud36]

wow just mostly lil annoying kids just Fukin raped a whole team of them solo add Killer Hope

[greatestsniperboy]

noob question:how do you lower your weapon?

[doogtoog]

Hold Down on the D-pad, Right bumper, left bumper,A, and click on the left anolog stick all at the same time for 3 to 5 seconds. It only works in local matches.

[GmasterFunk]

i lick puppys

[johnster23]

me to xD

[elcornetto117]

u hold ure weapn down in dual weild mode and they look like sciccors

...........and yes i kno i cant spell lol

[mountjaya]

how do you do that thing at 0:56 were you make your weapons go up and down with dual wielding

[BRAD92807]

lmao at machinimade

- made with more man juice!

[GmasterFunk]

little kids much? 1*

[beanershot2007]

i know i was bout 2 say tht

[Nat0nator]

lol funneh submarine joke

[Piolopy321]

i want some candy!

lol

[willshiznit86]

that was my friend in real life XD

[mohammedahmed1]

thanks man, I'm not going to lie I am a nerd.

[xS1L3NTSC0PEx]

whats up with all the kids in the episodes now?

[mjokirbyguy34]

yeah its like the same person send all those voicemails

[reggirome]

WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT?!!?!?

[berushogun]

wtf is this

[Maridius4501]

I think this is a great series, but the kids that fucking msg machinima.. are completely annoying as shit.... when i listen to a 12 year old kid that has his mom buy halo3 for him, I want to gouge out my ear drums with an ice pick. plus you cant exactly listen to this on max volume because of the ear rape these kids promote... otherwise, funny =)

[andrewd556]

hahahah ear rape

[xguineapigx]

hey machinima, *sigh* i like strawberries and i'm not afraid to admit it.

[lexbey]

Machiniade was probably the best one, or the strawberrys one (Possibily the candy part)

[zombiphobia]

Omg no they didn't have my message in there!! it was good they might have it in the next one

[elsha3r2]

i like strawberrys to spred the word

[oran0needle]

Also with cookies lol

[Halo3Gh3]

iv watched this like 40 times i love it

[ECWUSA1995]

Hey, iv got a stream going so jion if ur bored the link is on my pro its at the top of my pro

[Rockoutloud47]

machiniade! with more man juice!

[tocard3]

I WANT SOME CANDY!

[elsha3r2]

wats long hard and filled with seamen a submarine lol

[Akamai385]

lol it sounded like semen hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahha

[bowchkawow1]

machinima ftw!!! u r awesome plz add me

[elsha3r2]

i need to contact a doctor ahh shit!

[kyle09125]

bullshit sums the movie up.

[TRDEWH]

MCAHINIMAID!

[hockeyrocker41]

WHY THATS BULLSHIT

[brox911]

chuck norris can gargle peanut butter too.

[elsha3r2]

MACHINIMAID FTW! LOL

[haxor2k7]

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[Funnyguy151]

1 24 wat armor is dat

[Darkmonk67]

So many people here need to go through puberty lol.

[Pankaces987]

wats long hard and fillled with seamen..... a submarine lol i was laugi=hing for like 5 minutes

[Darkmonk67]

its from austin powers 3

[xgr3gx]

y is there so many 9yos playing halo 3

[Yuiina]

"I WANT SOME CANDY" Lmao. Funny.

[madmagician07]

LMAO at "leave Micheal Jackson alone!!!"

[WaffleNinja64]

lmfao! "Also can't poop for some reason"

I just got that and its funny as shit!

[garl3o]

gay

[skater4nater]

why do u even put up the annoying 12 year olds with shitty humor. it doesn't make sense

[hangman3745]

im 13,but that first voicemail was stupid,just some gay 12 year old who cant think of anything else to say but how he loves machinima,in a stupid voice thats not funny at all.seriously,the 12 year olds need to come up with some better stuff

[MistaXbox360]

thats the point. its so simplistic is what makes it funny.

[JuiceLiam72]

I WANT CANDY!!!

[iTzxOverdoze]

i had an erection for 4 hours after watching this video then i contacted my doctor and he watched the video and he got an erection and my city warned everyone not to watch the video so of course everyone watched the video so now everyone has an erection and all the girls nipples stick out 5 feet................... its pretty awesome.

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[DaneCookFTWZ]

lol Hard as a Rock

[elitesnips]

how do u do that were two guns are moving at the same time?

[VOXfan]

Do the glitch were you put your weapons down and duel wield, the look side to side. On the other persons screen, its like your waving your arms.

[natebooce]

i like strawberries

[darthsolo15]

there were like 2 teens in that whole thing, and i bet they werent that old either

[jasonextreme]

Please answer:

Does anyone know the malfunction percentage of xbox 360s as of Sept. 2008?

[Killerspartan117]

i think it was about 10.5% lol

[xDeLtAxFoRcExFilms]

Please tell my why all of these messages full of 10 year olds??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[hankparish]

LEAVE CHUCK NORRIS ALONE YOUR LUCKY HES EVEN STRONG FOR YOU BASTERDS LEAVE HIM ALONE lmao

[DeathlyHand]

Whats long and hard, and full of semen?

A submarine!

OMFG PURE GENIUS

[cherrytop28]

i like strawberrys 2

and i want candy 2

[FadeAwayProductions]

lol my friend was in one of these. his gt is blindfire202 i forgot wat he said but i know hes in one of the earlier voicemail videos

[petcrazythemenniss]

WHY? THATS BULLSHI!!!!!!111ONE11!1

[wiibemii2929]

I WANT SOME CANDY!!!

[als3105556]

ive got an idea for a new intro

ok you place a bunch of box's on top of eachother then have 2 guys walk in and one says '' im tirsty HAY MACINIMA'' then the macinima logo busts througth the box's saying the coolaid man OH YAH simple but classic

[HaloFan262]

nice thaught, i think their should be a vote for that

[Halo3Gh3]

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE I NEED NEW ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i forgot to take my meds

[indian838]

all of the kids talking were holding maulers isn't tht weird?

[Halo3Gh3]

no they werent only 2 of them were

[lightninglucy9]

oh the laughter

[SuperiorS4]

or if you experience those symptoms in this video.... GET A FUCKING LIFE!

[baseball7070]

yea you cant a joke?

[Reproc1019]

Why is everyone in these under 8 its sooo stupid

[XxpaintballerxX98]

lol

[Grunt742]

i fuckin' love this series.

[Paco7654]

lol"I WANT SOME CANDY!!!"

[NightBaneX]

A lot of annoying little kids... haha... funny.

[josh7420]

Is it sad that the ending credits of the kid saying "WHAT THATS BULLSHIT?!" Is funnier then the whole movie?

[havalito478]

i love this series

[saltystuff]

Damn it, who chooses what goes on the videos?

It's just aton of 10 year olds repeating old jokes that aren't funny anymore.

[AXEL4522]

i know. machinima is picking retards and people aren't funny that send these. Im gonna start sending some so maybe we can get a couple of funny ones

[kazekagegaara22]

hahaha dont flater your self...

[Residentevil513]

exactly

[PlaystationPlayer321]

its shit

[kyle09125]

once again completely GAY