"MEET THE SOLDIER" (TEAM FORTRESS 2) TRAILER

[strvela]

I have now seen all the "meet the"s.

[Discodudelol]

Go watch the bloopers one for the Soldier, its freakin' hilarious

[TheSyntactics]

Contains content from: EA....What is this, I don't even....

[LoneSoldierRyan]

Big the cat is still waiting...

[LoneSoldierRyan]

"AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!"

[KidAnime20]

Who the hell is Sanzu?

[OhMyGodAWhale]

@KidAnime20 Sun Tzu. Educate yourself.

[KidAnime20]

@OhMyGodAWhale How am I supposed to know who "Sun Tzu" is? It's not like knowing the name would be of great use to me in the future. I learn what I need to learn, and whatever is within MY interest only. >.>

[TheKREUZNaCH]

maggots!

[TsubakiYaezaki]

Does anyone else see "Contains content from EA" and laugh?

[tyranords]

Unless its a farm

[Jnfkalu111]

They're are 2 same comments that are top, well this might be my lucky day

[KaryuBunny]

How to get thumbs up on this video...type something about " unless it's a farm." Guaranteed to get you thumbs up and make you feel popular for a day...but this won't get thumbs up, only the unless it's a farm comments will.

[makani18]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[ajg95]

Let the video buffer

Press 6 and wait til the third grenade tap

press 1

???

profit

[Masterazza25]

@ajg95  Press 9 after you press on for the ending =D

[howdoumakeastopmotio]

do as i tell you for something funny

1. watch 0:53 - 0:56

2 click this 0:09 - 0:10

lol

[THEREALMOREO]

Is it really a farm?

[4444kik]

The top comments are the same.

[toaseman]

put them on the boat THEN BEET THE CRAP OUT OF THEM

[bentotheclarke]

thumbs up for ft3

[reecedragon]

press 6 qait for him to bang the gnades to gather then press 1

[Dylstew2]

This trailer made me look up who sun tzu is

[MrDidact]

23 people are BLUs

[Fullmetal1087]

This guy has problems

[THEmyaccountnotyours]

@Fullmetal1087 unless hes a farm!

[4104jake]

Meet the Medic is up.

[pekkapukkaable]

did you know at he is adhd?

[bobsickle2]

News just in: Sun Tzu invented fighting and hosted an Ark fight club. BREAKING NEWS! Farms are now classified as places where animals are in groups.

[hayro252]

/watch?v=xvrj70MNxEU&feature=p­layer_embedded

[johnnytimgudao]

title change: Meet the Painis Cupcake! xD

[jumpstartautobot]

1:13 you see his eyes

[gabedeal99]

hell ya iam playing soldier

[LLS12341]

press 8 for soldier saying:

"ima bunch of animals"

[khalilgf]

fuck. now they have add video ads. before u can watch yours u need to watch the ad FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[ShamanG0M00]

imagine Jane Doe (the soldier) being a soldier today.........we would win this war!

[DarkFalx]

Press 1

POW! POW! POW! POW!

[ChoujiMan]

1. Press pause.

2. Press play.

3. Press 6.

4. DO A BOAT DO A BOAT DO A BOAT DO A BOAT

No thanks Soldier, I'll pass.

[Dark557]

POW!

[MrSqueezle]

UNLESS ITS A FARM! HaHa!

[1543V]

contains content from ea?

wut?

[Rick132500]

@1543V EA published the Xbox version of TF2.

[luismatheusv]

@Rick132500 No, EA Published the console versions and CD-DVD Rom for pc.

[TheMasterswordMaster]

23 people are maggots!

[13DogKiller]

@TheMasterswordMaster but ofcours

[BollyBibby]

In Soviet Russia, 2 of every animal herded Sun Tzu onto a boat, and every single one beat the crap out of HIM!

[MasterX456]

How can he see through his helmet like that?

[NintendoPowerFTW]

@MasterX456 Years of practice.

[Molo9000]

@MasterX456

"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

[bffeppls]

Pyro:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *BOOM* agh!!

[roccosthom]

LOL look at the dead head heavy!

[paranoid070]

!!Mraf a sti sselnu

[Ickysnuck]

sniper says: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

[AeonsDead]

YOU ARE ALL WEAK! YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!

[Knux95]

soldier is spy!

[macbeasty]

lol is that an eyeball dangling on the fence of heads?

[Socketassault]

@macbeasty yes, lol.

[Fatblob6]

@macbeasty yeah, it is as well

[Bitex112]

LOL laugh after tha sovelface-spy

this is my favourite vid of these

meet the -TF2 characters-

[assassin296]

1:06 BAWNK

[deidjera]

unless it's a sandvich!

[iloveowned]

MAAGOT

[iloveowned]

SPY SAPPING MAH SHOVEL

[hobowithashotgun]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[Crenomaster]

1:06

....ow. That must hurt when you hit someone in a face with shovel.

[savvasyo]

lol paused on 1:06 look the spy x.x

[halo676]

1:06 no smoking is in the background X-D

[ISeeTallPeople]

Bah. I hope they make an update for the Soldier soon.

[Swordmangoof]

me 2

[johnnelson10]

Pause you can see hsi eyes

[SgtToni]

love that laugh at 1:08 :D I NEED TO BUY THIS GAME!!!!

[acebats]

if you havent got it yet can i suggest getting the steam client and get the orange box

[Pivotchop]

Then He used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. Then he herded them on to a boat, and then He beat the CRAP out of every single one!

[DarthMonkeyBoy]

Lol

[Sandy1574]

farm a its Unless

Unless its a farm

mraf a sti sselnU

[dracollama]

that was entertaining.

[UberLenovo]

IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!

And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal honor. And then he hurled them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

And from that day forward every time you bunch of animals are together it's called a ZOO!

[UberLenovo]

Unless it's a FARM!!!

[arfbarfultima]

Unless it's a farm!

[marffy30]

1:06 would be an awsome screen shot

[TheDominionOfElites]

UNLESS ITS A FARM! xD

[Javaman4000]

I juggle you.

[robinjam304]

Pure genius. Every time I see this I rofl.

[regalbryant902]

Unless it's a farm!!

[Stupidfart9876]

Farm it's a unless!!

[larkohiya]

I figured the joke was that the war was over long before he ever was old enough to go kill nazi. THATS THE JOKE. he is crazy.

[Trynthlas]

The game is set in the 60s. (Cold War era)

[Irooooon]

>CONTAINTS CONTENT FROM EA

No sir, it does not.

[Unit047]

Think the soldier's just a biiiiit unstable?

"This is MY world. You are NOT welcome in MY world!"

[blackspade1019]

Tas pretty funny shit

[Zer0player]

lolz

[halo676]

wow, if the soldier wanted to fight in WW|| then he looks a lot younger than his actual age

[Sinkubus]

I choose to take this discussion far too seriously!!!

SO, Maybe he wasn't allowed to fight because he was too young. Maybe still 17 in 1945? And the game is set about mid '60s so, on that math, he could be around 37?

Ok, I'm done...

[vincister]

You forgot that this story takes place in 60s, just about 20 years after the war.

[BrattyLord]

This is my all time favorite one of these

[IAMTheScout]

UNLESS ITS A FARM.

[m00shes]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

[CounterNerd]

If I got a penny everytime I heard that,Bill Gates would be whipping my ass with my money

[dayyuu]

If I had a quarter for every time I heard that, I would have twenty five times as much theoretical money.

[CounterNerd]

it's new..... just tolorate it

[DAMNJANCEROS]

its the KING

[JuggaloCalledJoker]

SUN TZU FTW

[TZK203]

Also when you freeze at the spy scene it says in the background no smoking. Good thing he beat that spy.

[TZK203]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." That's what the soldier said.

[Kyledantarin]

I think that's the best one yet

[MasteroninXIII]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

[SmashingJack420]

at 0:56, he's trying to make grenade babies.

[thomasjameswilson]

funniest dude apart from sniper watch meet the sniper hilarious

[kalden99]

My favorite ingame soldier quote after getting a string of kills is, "This is my world! You are not welcome on my world!"

[AlbinoFrog]

MAGGOT!

[Caael]

Love his laugh :P

[mankyman6]

What person is he refering to when he is talking about the herding onto a boat?

[sieurdesushi]

noah's ark

[mankyman6]

No, I mean when he was talking about the fighting a crap he "-whoever- said that, and I think he knows a nickle more then you do pal!" I mean the person that he was talking about.

Of course I know Noah. :P Any Christian does.

[sieurdesushi]

the guy he was quoting at the beginning was sun tzu. he was a war strategist in ancient china

[mankyman6]

Oh ok, thank you for clearing that up!

[lode322]

he confuses Sun Tzu with Noah.

[ISeeTallPeople]

I think the rest of us are confusing Noah with Sun Tzu.

[Commisr1032]

hes fucking crazy but thats what makes him great

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@Commisr1032 that summarizes all tf2 characters.

[Commisr1032]

hes fucking crazy but thats what makes him great

[kaimisawesome]

i love this video.. they make the soldier look more badass than he already is.

[RefugeeJon]

"then he used the fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every one of them."

[SmashingJack420]

"and from that day foward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, ITS CALLED A ZOO!...............unless its farm!"

[Davidicus400]

no no, he says "ITS CALLED A TZU!" after Sun Tzu, mentioned in :19. he wrote the book on military strategies. also you can see a no smoking sign in the backround when the soldier smacks the spy with his shovel.

[TheAfrokidDirector]

1:14 from left to right engineer, pyro, heavy, spy, sniper, demoman, medic, scout. lolz

[SmashingJack420]

Haha, its Sarge from RedVsBlue!

[carbonman555]

when he said buddha, did he mean the cheat? it means your health never goes below 1 unless you use the kill command

[thelinxswe]

UNLESS ITS A FARM

[WrangledSinger]

soldiers should add grenade into there weapons..

[gshot333]

that would make tyhe demoman totally useless

[doomguy20]

u can c his eyes at 1:12

[lolrusman]

naww!? really!?!?!? (im sarcastic for all the fags who can't tell)

[doomguy20]

u can c his eyes at 1:12

[Riles07]

in reality, at 1:05, the spy would have owned the soldier.

[Phipe321]

Yeah, if the soldier didnt where prepared.

[ZelganasAshHeart]

he used hsi fight money to buy 2 of every animal then he herded them onto a boat and beat the crap outta every single one of em LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[banan1manden]

Any one else thinks that spys suit looksa bit likea nazi uniform??

[Nygogo]

Can he even see anything with that helmet over his eyes?

[cloverwolf1994]

no =) but i think its for the best

[FabolousLiyah]

Hehe! :P

[Bellasupreme]

haha amazing backstory codemonkey!

[PatronusSecretum]

You can see all the class backgrounds on TF2 Wiki.

[Rereversed]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

Wise words Soldier guy, wise words.

[leonellus]

who the hell in the right mind would talk to heads from people who have been decapitated???

[highcount]

The soldier aint in the right mind

[leonellus]

true....

[DontXRunXOk]

its ment to be funny

[cha0sXT]

me, MAGGOT

[UnoriginalMind]

POW!

[13WhiteFang37]

MAGGOTS!

[RunitePixels]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!!

[BigFatNazi2]

I hear meet the spy or meet the sniper is next, although I want to see a meet the pyro -.-

[gaussMann]

huddahuh huh waaa huh haw wadda wadda wa

[Hinge57]

look on newgrounds there is one up there

[animatethedead]

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth...And then he herded them onto a boat... and then beat the crap out of every single one of them!!!

(he was smashing 2 grenades like they were toys)

[hypercarbon]

rofl, yea, that was funny.

[Otakuboy569]

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth...And then he herded them onto a boat... and then beat the crap out of every single one of 'em!"

One of the best lines I've heard. LOL

[UmbrellaSword]

I love how almost everything this guy says is complete nonsense. Utterly hilarious.

[djcool345]

and then he beat the CRAP out of every single one!

[GLaDOSv2]

"Unless it's a FARM!" lol best line ever!

[dufferzzzzz]

and for that, whenever a load of animals are together, its called a Zoo!

unless its a farm!

[lumpwump]

unless its a farm

haha clasic

[chevydriver1123]

Spy=OWND

[RunitePixels]

Also I wonder how he sees with a helmet over his eyes. How does that work, I guess hes just the oracle and sees all lol :D

[RunitePixels]

Lol, I whore the soldier so bad, hes gotta be the best all round class. What a stauncher :D

[SmashingJack420]

When I grow up, I want to be just like the soldier XD

[YellowBeetle101]

u mean u want to be a idiot and talk to heads u killed?

[SmashingJack420]

yeah, but only if I can do it whilst wearing a World War 2 helmet and talking like a staff sargeant

[Delta297]

dont we all maggots?

[kevinromero245]

unless its a farm!

[chateae]

if god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!!!!!

my favorite soldier kill quote

[casiopilot]

lol that was funny

[Tommy9249]

pryo has a funny taunt

[Parsefone]

Mff ffm fmffuffm. Pure Shakespeare