Whitney Cummings & Robert Pattinson on Leno

[llcoolk22]

Jay Leno's face at 2:36 is like "shut the fuck up already damn it I'm trying to run a show here" lol.

[AmandaChoin217]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pam andersen joke! Bahahhaha!

[AmandaChoin217]

Technically... He IS a noun... lol...

[blah0206]

Omg. I thought this was an interview?! The interviewer maybe got out two questions, and I don't think poor Rob said ANYTHING. Maybe a faint "mhm" here and there.. She's funny but jeez she talks too much. Instantly tries to be the center of attention..

[mihailo343]

Noisy girl 

[saywatmbee11]

aww i kinda wanted the camera to fit rob too! lol

[leechlover4life]

I love Rob so much! He is my favorite actor, world's sexiest man in my opinion and I'd like a boyfriend who has at least some of his amazing qualities.

[iluvpurplestew]

she literally did her whole routine. wow

[DUCETEAM2D]

@iluvpurplestew did you think these things were improv

[Matthweus127]

LOL... You can tell by Leno's face at 2:25 that he already wanted to shut her up. And like someone already said, she's full of shit about being an fan of Twilight. She said in Chelsea Lately that she doesn't like vampire movies....

[SteveJawbs]

@Matthweus127 OMG! A PERSON CHANGED HER OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING!?!?!? CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING COPS CUZ THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!@!@!#@!$!$!

I hope that every fan of Twilight were also previous fans of vampire movies, because if not, they're all full of shit!

Damn, there's just too many jokes to be made here, all good and impossible to pick one out. So, in closing, GTFO and learn to think before you speak. Christ, you appear to have the same level of intelligence as Whitney Cummings.

[sweetsteph3]

i love her, and her show, which i go see live more than i shoud. shes sooo nice, in person!

[tock101]

WHY IS IT THAT SHE IS WEARING THE SAME NECKLES EVERYWHERE. On her show, on talk shows, etc. IT'S A GUN??????? WHY????????

[slckr80s]

Does this cunt ever shut the fuck up? Its called an interview not a fucking rehearsed monologue.

[RelapseGalore55]

hey whitney i hope they renew your new awesome series..im sure itll end up goin for 5 more season, the material u have is endless, just like the depth of your vagina bitch

[kidtastic78]

omg i hate this woman. so abrasive and loud, and not funny.

[thetexastittyman]

ever heard of the theatrical term.."stealing the scene"?

[SteveJawbs]

@thetexastittyman How is she "stealing the scene"? It was her scene to begin with... after all, it is an interview with Whitney Cummings.

Ever heard of the term "GTFO"? if not then look it up, then do it.

[JerryO89]

"i need someone who has diamonds in their face! can you do that?!" lol

[tubeyoukonto]

hey name is cummings??? SEXY!! :D

[i2ehan]

God. Damn. She. Is. Annoying!

[HumHallelujah24]

same jokes....every single show/interview/special...

[skyey2000]

Everyone keeps saying Robert didnt get to talk but shows like these usually have the first guest not really speaking. Conan,Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman usually have it happen, it just depends on the guests

[Love2Comment93]

She's already given all these jokes before... : /

[PUFFYsaidgo]

@Love2Comment93 Calm down. All stand up comedians repeat their stand up jokes when they're being interviewed on these shows. I just watched Natasha Leggero and she did it, too, as have many others. Think about it: they get a huge audience of potential fans, so they have to pull out their material. Duh.

[Aphelionproduction]

you know its not funny when your top and bottom lip touch each other for 8:35 -__-

[mrbrockpeters]

Wow, this bit is even more stale than the first time. So much that Rob Pats ain't even laughing. She's just on autopilot with her bit. She might as well read it from a script. That part where she says 'you need to brush up on your black history' was appropriate on the comedy stage but pointless here cause Jay obviously knew who she was talking about. That's how you can tell she's just blathering her bit without a spontaneity or improvisation. She needs to learn to adapt to the environment.

[MyaChrisify]

why would the cut those jokes? they weren't that bad

[Velocity98]

Guys on the leno show wen theres already one person there and another comes out the first person never really tqlks soo

[rubbersoap]

she copied the being a dj is like dating a valet joke from chelsea handler, she keeps repeating the same jokes that she's told before and its kind of awkward because she's taking over the entire conversation and pattinson hasn't said a word. I think she's definitely one of those people who talks a lot when they're nervous...

[morethansalt]

@rubbersoap cummings was a writer for lately- she wrote those jokes.

[latoya1189]

i don't understand why Robert p was sitting there.and i think he doesn't like her,he dint even want to give her a hug.....lol

[latoya1189]

i dont understand why rober p was sitting there.and i think he doesnt like her,he dint even want to give her a hug.....lol

[OGaardal]

why does she talk for so loooooong

[LgFaver]

she's not funny here at all.

[BlackSnakeMoan66]

Poor Robert hardly got any words in during this :P

[mishima611]

@BlackSnakeMoan66 Robert had already had his interview segment. 

[PUFFYsaidgo]

@BlackSnakeMoan66 Uh, he had plenty of words in when it was his turn to be interviewed before Whitney came out on stage.

[heyyy185]

i know all her jokes,its funny as she would read them XCD

[TheNinjaCore]

leno is such a loser

[theLyricsSuck621]

Whitney... shhhhhhhh. Just be hot, you don't have to talk so much.

[cibreca]

Harriet Tubman¿! Alright.

[Hafaistchen87]

why did she shake hands with both guys with her left hand ?,,, does she have some right hand problem !?

[KingSawyer313]

@Hafaistchen87 The video is mirrored to avoid copyright infringement.

[Aphrodizzle]

@KingSawyer313 ... and here I thought her hand was damaged in the war ... :s

[CullenBeauty]

@KingSawyer313 really!! thats how u avoid it?! hmmm ...is there a trick with music u can tell me abt

[SteveJawbs]

@CullenBeauty Here's a tip about uploading music: don't fucking do it. Chances are, it's already up, either by another user who got around it or an actual company that uploaded it themselves. Stop uploading shit quality songs when high quality is already here.

[CullenBeauty]

@SteveJawbs ......wow u sound angry, but yea, i already figured how to do the music thing a long time ago ...

[jhNNNNNNNy]

@KingSawyer313 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB.

[saucedagirl]

jay leno is having one of his omg moments. what a loser.

[Ldale11]

@saucedagirl Yeah, that's what I typically call multi-millionaires with a large national following on his tv show. You tool.

[saucedagirl]

@Ldale11 i'm a tool? go get ass fucked no one asked you(:

[nostopsnopurgatory]

I HATE Twilight!!!!

[neilkulp]

painfully not funny

[usernameDOGS]

@neilkulp shes hot so who cares

[neilkulp]

@usernameDOGS thats the problem...just cause shes somewhat attractive and swears people think shes great. she looks like trash.

[usernameDOGS]

@neilkulp shes not typical hot but shes hot... shes like the chick who you get with after you divorce your hot ex wife shes like hot in a different way..like a hot teacher or some shit..but yea shes not funny..but still hot..

[logant44]

lol not funny at all

[20MrBigmac]

She's not all that funny. Pretty but not that funny

[DashanaeRenae1]

gar-lic

[aRandomBLast]

"They do call me 'The Cummings'" - I wonder what she is referring 2 - :P

[the804kid]

what a complete gag...she did all these same jokes already i felt embarrassed  for her

[MsRossieify]

@the804kid Same or not it`s still funny :)

[Ozyndes]

@the804kid well, comedians often do that...

[Vospader21]

OMG, I saw her pull off those same exact vampire jokes during one of her stand-up specials. They are so much funnier when you get to see Robert Patinsons reactions.

[AikikaiAikido]

On Chelsea Lately's roundtable she said she doesn't like vampire movies - she is hot but sometime's full of shit.

And clearly she hasn't seen the Twilight movies because she talks about the sun.

[PUFFYsaidgo]

@AikikaiAikido "And clearly she hasn't seen the Twilight movies because she talks about the sun."

Uh, news flash: vampires die in the sun. Way to think that Twilight is where vampires originated.