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  • OMG STFU DUDE!!!!

  • What's with all the homophobia in this thread? It's pathetic, and if you're a true fan of Greg Giraldo's, you'd know that he didn't judge people by race, gender, sexual orientation or religion - he judged them by weight.

  • I can NEVER imagine Greg killing himself. When I heard I said no way, he was killed. We'll never know though, poor guy was to smart for his own good. God Bless him, RIP Greg

  • Is this duche still on youtube?....

  • @iamphon99 hey dumb fuck learn how to spell douche fucking troll

  • @EpIcMeThOdZ Jo mama is a fucking troll! Bitch! Suck Phill's ass fagot!

  • Thanks for making this video and saying what you said. I agree with you in many ways, and I really think you made a good point.

  • Last

  • ... I love you.

  • I am a victim of my friends white Magic the Gathering packs..... XD

  • kill niggers, save the planet,

  • Phil I know you'll never read this but I just wanted to say this video touched me. You when you were in high school sounds a lot like me. I also agree with the whole "look at me" thing. I find myself posting things on facebook just for people to "like" it because I don't talk to very many people. Anyways thanks a lot Phil for this video, I'm that one person you wanted to have the video inspire.

  • All people seem to care about these days - 'IMAGE'

  • 1=tragety 1000=statistic. thank you Joseph Stalin

  • The biggest thing that pissed me off was when the news articles came out about his death, and read: "Insult comic Greg Giraldo....." Anyone who's actually seen his act, whether on tv, live, or listened on cd, not just him on the roasts, knows he was far different from an insult comic. He was pure comedy genius. Smart as shit, and knew how to deliver. The fact that he was the shit as a roaster only added to his resume of ultimate bad-ass comic. R.I.P. you hilarious fuck.

  • The guy actually graduated from Harvard Law and practiced as an attorney before going into comedy.

    Not even making that up.

  • @flavoredwallpaper Yeah, I saw a tribute show to him, and they mentioned that and the fact that he had a law degree from Harvard, and quit being an attorney to be a comic. What an awesome dude.

  • @HailCostanza I wish I could like your comment a thousand times. Giraldo was one of comedy's biggest losses and one of my top 5 favorite comedians. R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

  • God i fucking hate your face.

  • From one formerly acne ridden geek to another, thank you for this.

  • what tobby said was from stalin. ya take life lessons from a dictator.

  • wtf? Greg Giraldo was hilarious! The funniest fucken guy at the roast...and I was saying that before he died.

  • Nice work

    

  • i learn more on this show than i do on cnn

  • Haven't heard much about George L., but just because you receive a kidney or w/e from someone, doesn't mean you should be attached at the hip for the rest of your life.

  • I'm a real picky guy when it comes to enjoying comedy, and right away I fell in love with Gregs work...long live Greg

  • dude you briefly talk about about greg Giraldo...your whole delivery and rhythm of everything you said WAS GREG GIRALDO! thats not a diss.... RIP GREG

  • That was some pretty deep stuff. And that's why I watch this show, becaue Phil doesn't try to be funny, hes Phil, and he speaks about what's on his mind. Keep it up.

  • THe reason that the death of one person is more important than the death of 10,000 is because we have all been taught to be insular, provincial and self-absorbed in our interests, particularly in America. I don't think it's anything to do with lack of empathy, but to do with the way that the news is reported. Also, the loss of Giraldo is personal, like losing a friend, whereas 10,000 africans is just a repeat of last year's news, and the year before, ad nauseum.

  • OMG, Greg Giraldo is dead a year, already? It feels like it was only a couple of months ago...he is missed by many...

  • what is that last soundtrack? It's a great beat.

  • MrOnTheBorder has no penis, and licks balls. That is FACT.

  • I run a black slash blue deck.

  • i just heard greg giraldo died so i googled it hoping to find a tmz video but i found you and quite frankly i find your voice annoying...idky....

  • Greg Giraldo, Shakira, Colombian... George Lopez, Carlos Mencia Mexican... There is no comparison. Not everything south of the border is Mexican like...

  • What a tosser...get a life.

  • @ZX9Powa wow says the troll

  • Affected me!

  • hey dont bash phil. hes got a point

  • Shut the fuck up you God damn idiot, it's a miracle somebody hasn't killed you yet you pile if white shit

  • Can you honestly make a point without a cut every 5 seconds? Your points are valid and clearly explained but why the rapid cutting? I couldn't keep on track if I had to do 30 takes for every sentence. Or do you do it for an effect? I hope you don't talk like that in person. That'd be damaging to your ability to have any friends.

  • @promlln2 he comes up with what he's gonna say as he goes and gets distracted easily or something like that. i think i remember him uploading an unedited video but i can't remember when

  • this show was different o-o

  • What the fuc* does to smart for your own good mean

  • @jlbrewmaster *too

  • @jlbrewmaster Most highly inteeligent people have trouble dealing with life because logic an emotion often clash, plus most people who are really smart cant turn off there mind so they never stop thinking and they have trouble relaxing they can become paranoid or develop mental diseases or get heavy into drugs because it calms the mind.

  • @mrdta97 life's gouging 'em deeper on the inside.

  • @mrdta97 Damn.

  • @mrdta97 Well shit, yeah. That's basically it.

  • @mrdta97 Holy shit, it like you're me lol R.I.P. Greg.

  • @mrdta97 *describing

  • @mrdta97 Wow. This is the stupidest fucking comment ever.... And it has 8 likes?

  • Comedy Central roasts will never be the same :( R.I.P. GREG GIRALDO

  • Weather we like it or not we need death. *shrugs* with out it the world would be over populated as it is in africa, and many other countries. Cheese :) have a nice day

  • @Shawty600

    Just so you know, Africa and those other countries ARE overpopulated, but it's not because of not enough death, it's because they haven't been allowed to industrualize, besides, DDT was banned specifically because if was saving too many "undesirables", so millions who would be alive were killed by banning DDT. On a much less important note, it is whether, unless you were talking about the environmental conditions outside.

  • Hey were the PhailGamers, we make hilarious informative, and entertaining gaming videos, so check us out and subscribe...thanks

  • I have watched the majority of the sxephil episodes and I can relate to this

  • If you think Phil is gay, you obviously haven't seen him "unfing" at slutty women in magazines. :3

  • I love you and your vdeos Phil! I don't know why so many people here don't like it!

  • @missbean1997 videos*

  • @R33C30

    OK, this is just ridiculous. I completely agree with you on your opinions expressed, but seriously? Come on, you make an accusation against all the 'trolls', and then present a point that is counter productive to your first one. I will summarize your comment: "TROLLS THAT ARE MEAN DO NOT DESERVE TO EXPRESS THEIR RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH. FREE SPEECH IS AWESOME FOR OK FOR EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH" Maybe, at the end of the day, someone will view you as a troll too. Maybe me too.

  • I hate people who complain about this show. If it's your first time watching and you don't like it, don't watch it again; if it's not your first time, why are you watching??!!!?:@7?$;;$6)!??!!?­!

  • is phil gay ?

  • @IVIisterL0L No, he's been in a long term relationship with Lindsay Herrin (I think). They've been dating for like 4 years.

  • @IVIisterL0L No, he has a girlfriend.

  • its odd i love Phil and we actually share alot of the same views on subjects but i still love gorge lopez

  • Staling quotes go with everything.

  • I liked this video because I too hate George Lopez.

  • all of u F*KING ppl who keep going on and on about how much this guy sucks, WELL LISTEN UP U SUCK DAMN IT!!! love you sxephil.

  • @marshmallowgirl4life you had a go at me? im on his side? haha silly billy.

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  • i really enjoed this. im in puerto rico and was moved by you saying exactly how i feel. god bless and good luck. btw i just ate some corn flakes.

  • R33C30 YOUR WRONG WE LIVE IN AMERICA WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BUT JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE OUR COUNTRY SAYS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT AND ALL LIES SO YOU DO SOME RESEARCH FAGGOT

  • @SOUTHERNMEXICANBROLE we live in america? hate to break it to you but this is the internet what (s)he's saying counts for the entire world not just america ... saying "We live in *insert nation/country/whatever" on the internet + writing in caps + flaming someone for his/her own opinion makes you an egocentric mindless sob. -i know you will probably say that i'm flaming you for your opinion as well but the way you wrote it you see it not as much as an opinion as a general fact... which is wrong.

  • ever been knocked out? its weird, near death experience. +

  • Hey. How do you add a video response?

  • All in all, I think hes right about a lot of things and I agree with nearly everything he says, but the guy who posted that youtube comment 1) stole that from STALON and 2) you want to blame people for not dwelling on the sadness? We all want to be happy and constantly thinking about things like that is just depressing, if you want to think about that or make people think about that don't hate them for trying to enjoy their life just a little bit more, there is not always a way to help anyways.

  • @ovisima5995 I also wish you would shut the fuck up, and I wish it would be because you were also dead. Also meaning in addition to this guy.

  • You are a fking tool. That's all.

  • I agree with you about Giraldo, but your little Vlog is labeled in such a way that you're attracting fans of him in hopes of gaining some fans / subscribers for your insignificant cry for attention / validation, and for that you get a thumbs down. You have more views that any other Greg Giraldo video, which is a shame.

  • I don't get why people are hating on Phil. He doesn't make these videos to be funny (that is just a plus in MY opinion). He makes these videos to inform people about news HE particularly found interesting that day. All of you haters really need to shut the fuck up or make a valid point as to why you hate Phil and/or the video.

  • I kind of wish this guy was dead

  • @freebasedog i kind of wish you shut the fuck up

  • Yeah, I play magic too!

    Though not with a white deck, I have an uber blue/green deck with infect

    Hurray for nerdiness

    Also, this video affected me in profound ways

  • fucking faggot.

  • I dislike when Youtube people use jump cutting to speed up their rants, trying to make us think it's like a stream of consciousness immediacy flowing out. Boo.

  • Hey fucktards if you don't like the video leave why waste your time watching i agree with him and that's why i'm watching don't waste your time putting up comments he will never see

  • ...the creator of this clip is still a fucktard! I also have the right to say THAT!

  • @Hebertsfelden and i have the right to say you are a fucking inbreed retard and go eat a burger wile burning a cross you evil natzi whore

  • @gmpptech Very articulate. :)

  • Reading all the comments below. It boggles me how you can all make such harsh and unprofound accusations. And to steal a phrase from RWJ "you be trollin". It is immature and idiotic of you to doubt this man. This video is HIS opinion on HIS own show (that isnt really a show). He doesnt deserve to be harrassed for having an opinion. Its call the right to free speech, look it up.... Idiots

  • @R33C30 OMG ikr leave phil alone u f*cking idiots!!!

  • @R33C30 i wasent going at you i was agreeing with you i said i know right I WAS AGREEING sillybilly LOL

  • @R33C30 'You be trollin' is from 4chan. RWJ takes jokes from 4Chan and whores himself out and THAT'S why anyone with logic fucking hates him.

  • @R33C30 THe right to speech is limited by LIBEL and SLANDER however. BTW people, the internet does not , I REPEAT, does not protect you from Slander and Libel. SO, ensure whatever you say IS true, because every person here is a 3rd party reading it, and YES! You too, can be sued from what you write on youtube. Just sayin.

  • why so much hate??? hes freaking smart... screw you guys :D hahahahhaa

  • Secrets in being gay?

  • ur a fag, you'll never be funny, your a loser, you have a fuckd up lisp, so go kill yourself-and don't ever use greg giraldo's name.

  • @drew324 Unfortunately, whether you believe that or not, he's still going to be more successful and inspire more people today than you will in your entire life.

  • youre a dickface. Get a job you pasty fuck

  • See what type of responses you get when you put a title that drive intelligent people to your crappy webcast and not 14 year olds? You get called out on using stolen quotes, people call you out for attempting to sound intelligent and philosophical, when in reality you sound like a babbling tool. You should still change the title to this drivel.

  • ok that did not make any sense at all what the fuck.....

  • I won't be as harsh as the others before me but, you lack very poor editing skills...I only picked your video because I saw GG's face up there and thought it would be funny....disappointed

  • dam thoes white decks

  • This was the worst video I've ever seen. (This includes a beheading and 2 Girls 1 Cup.)

  • I don't like you. You never have any good points to make, you just make unfounded rants about shit you don't like or disagree with cause you're butthurt in hopes that some idiot Christians like you will agree and subscribe to your bullshit webcast. Please go die now.

  • agree with everyone else. that quote is from Stalin, please respect it's origin.

  • Stop plagiarizing from stalin. Originally said 1 death is tragedy 1 million is a statistic.

  • whos greg geraldo?

  • @timo86m you ever heard of wikipedia or google? search on youtube greg giraldo roast and youll laugh your ass off

  • Phil, I love you, but this is depressing. I am going to go cry. pce out

  • ATTN Everyone. Vote for the best time in this video where it looks like the dude behind him busts in his asshole. My vote is @ 1:15

  • If you were trying to make your background completely blue, you fucking failed. 

  • are you mad greg giraldo fans?

  • You gobble cocks by the gallon you fucking faggot. DID YOU REALLY COMPARE GREG FUCKING GERALDO TO THE GAY GUY WHO KILLED HIMSELF? WOW PLEASE BE MORE OF A TALENT LESS ASS CLOWN. JIM NORTON SHOULD SKULL FUCK YOU TO DEATH FOR BEING SUCH A CUM BUCKET RETARD

  • YOU ARE A FLAMING FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL. GREG GERALDO WOULD HAVE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

  • that comment at start of video was stolen from stalin

  • hes either really jittery, or doesnt breathe

  • he is right.. white decks are the best :D

  • What shade of MAC lipstick are you wearing? It looks fabulous beside the part you where you applied it under your lip to cover you herpes cold sore.

  • You fucking faggot.. you're the least funny thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • oh man what a fame-seeking cocksucker this clown is for using Giraldo's face to get views. Despicable.

  • @gmpptech If you paid attention it was completely relevant.

  • i <3 this intro

  • @gmpptech umad?

  • My momma always told m, if u dont have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up. I on the otherhand I enjoy ur shows so keep it up. Thanks. Christy

  • faggot!

  • You're not gonna see the light unless you open a window. One of my fav sayings :)

  • So your gay??

  • edit much? stay with the nets tard

  • You are so, so very annoying. I was looking for videos about Greg Giraldo and accidentally stumbled onto this piece of shit video you made. I rarely comment but I hate you so much (based on what I see) that I felt compelled to let you know how much I hate you (and actually wish you became a statistic very soon.. to make the world lighter)

  • If you are not on coke, It is sad; I really can't even imagine... You are sad, and I see through the act you're doing and it was not funny, interesting, entertaining or anything you attempted. It was just useless. I really hope you take a good look at yourself in the mirror one day and really look at the garbage you spew onto the internet (without any thought) and reflect.. and see the light, how sad this really is and how desperately you are asking for attention .. from strangers.. Good luck.

  • @BeethovenIsGod and maybe one day you could do the same. tada! bitch!!

  • @BeethovenIsGod LMAO wow, bad day? jesus christ lol, get a job.

  • Did anyone catch anything he said after 20 seconds?

  • Greg Giraldo looked like Robert Downey Jr.

  • Those damn elf and goblin decks.

  • Your intro is so fucking dumb. That I just lost all my brain cells.

  • @medicalmarijunawa The situation failed so hard

  • @TimmehTRP Snoop dogg kicked his ass so hard

  • @medicalmarijunawa It was still the best roast yet, but I guess he could've replaced the Jersey guy.

  • Stephen Lynch is funnier than Greg.

  • @YouHateGasgara Nah.

  • @CoolerKing37 Yup.

  • HEY! I play magic lmao. RIP Greg Giraldo

  • ......So George Lopez sucks (more than before)?

  • Holy shit you are a such a loser man--I feel so stupid for watching that!

  • that commenter shouldnt say 1000 people dead is a statistic because that is what stalin said do we want the goverment to start making people statistics oooo wait they already do open your eyes people

  • Lopez sucks for that.

  • am I the only one who can't stop looking at the herpes on his lip?

  • @vickie305 ahaahaah id lick it for 5 bucks?

  • what's tragic is that I actually sat through 2:37 seconds of this dumbshit video...

  • @medicalmarijunawa no it wasn't...instead we got a giant douche bag pussy lip I call "the shituation" that should be dead...not greg

  • Wow...that magic the gathering joke spoke to me xD

  • Wow this was a great video

  • You are not funny, you are funny lookin

  • fuck i hope this faggot get's hit by a car.

  • @skullosordie your an awful person. you know that right?

  • cant. stop. looking......at that cold sore.