Is Episode 3 coming out at all?

[TheFirstWebster]

Rly seems like Valve cant count to 3 srsly Half-Life 1/2,L4D 1/2,Portal 1/2,Team Fortress 1/2 and more this shit...

[zanuha]

Uhh, no, they've announced that they're done with the episodic format and the next HL will be 3.

[XKemel]

Well it takes time making a game. Maybe he wants episode 3 or half life 3 to be awesome.

[xDawgrax]

nope.gaben

[Slazors]

A fat joke a day, keeps Episode 3 away.

[buyiuo]

Oh come on you idiots it will comeout check it on wiki damnit !!! sheesh...

[CTobin25]

ಠ_ಠ

[TheUnknownD]

50 years later

........Ep3?

"This video"

OH WTF

[Sw1fterly]

Seems Legit.

[UltraTecu]

People stop saying all of this of the delay of Episode 3.I know that everyone wants Episode 3 but of course it's coming out.The delays that Valve do it's make their games even better.Guys what would your reaction if Episode 3 came out tomorrow but it would a piece of shit?Obviously you would want for it to take more time of development.And THIS is what Valve is doing.They are making Episode 3 with whatever they have to be the best ever made.So shut up about Episode 3 delay

[Vorox17]

There will not be episode 3 but episode 2 part 2. Valve can't count to 3

[kalzorath]

or...they put effort into games like half life 3. They're not the makers of COD, when they make a new game its different! (...except l4d2, its practically an expansion.)

[optionen100]

Gabe Newell :

STOP IT !!

I CAN COUNT !

SEE:

1-2-Treeeeeeeeeeeee...........­..

Gabe.exe has stoped working

[tcmugutc01]

-gabe are u okay your sexual life?

-Aww Nooo.

[7GGonzalez]

I think gabe newell has triskaphobia, which is the fear of the number 3

[xlixity]

I can live without ep 3 or HL3...as long as they release something that explains who the fuck the Gman was and what motherfucking side he was on!!

Shit still drives me crazy.

[GameGold500]

If it was me I'd make the darn 3 game so everyone would shut up about Valve's counting problems!

[adolfhitman9001]

It's never coming out, he's got to much money in the hat

[flameheat1000]

@adolfhitman9001 then why is it that valve keeps making good game after good game they said eventually until they say its canceled it'll come around.......i hope

[adolfhitman9001]

@flameheat1000 Valve can't count to three. It's a fact. Valve has never made a 3rd addition to a game.

[StrawberrySCC]

@adolfhitman9001 umm, CS Series?

[adolfhitman9001]

@StrawberrySCC CS isn't like a real game. It doesn't have single player or anything.

[StrawberrySCC]

@adolfhitman9001 CS:CZ has got a Singleplayer Story and is the 3th Part of the CS Series.

[adolfhitman9001]

@StrawberrySCC I mean a singleplayer with a good story.

[StrawberrySCC]

@adolfhitman9001 Did you ever play'd CS:CZ?

[adolfhitman9001]

@StrawberrySCC Nope. But I know it doesn't have a good story.

[mariuxtop2]

Loop fail

[AGSMAentretainment]

@mariuxtop2

Do you actually see an annotaton button in the replay tab? No? Then shut up.

[Smashfaan]

I read Gabe's horniest answer.

[melonpotato]

Each fat joke thats made keeps episode 3 delayed.

[BitesHisTail]

@melonpotato We call him fat and he delays the Episode 3, we then get mad cause he delayed it and call him Fat again ... Its a never ending CYCLE !!!!

[OverlordYesh]

@melonpotato you're egging it on, buster

[eedobaba7726]

Half of youtube will become irrelevant when they announce Half Life 3.

[BlazeDeval]

Valve said they wont be making episode three of number three because they are working on bigger projects

[monomono7]

Episode 3 is a lie. it will never come out. However...

Half-Life 3 seems to be in the works.

[Vnix]

oh wow, almost 250k views.

[AIfanatic96]

fack! I knew it!

[kustang99]

nuf said

[RocketpugX]

Well..

honest gabe.

[Cerplex7]

Me: Wow, Gordan Freeman, you're back?

Gaben: Nope. Just Gabe Newell.

[superfreak150]

Chuck testa.

[TATARSTAN59500]

fat cheesburger move your ass and work

[willmarano2]

gabe cant count to three

[kakokapolei123]

@willmarano2 They have encountered a chapter 3 in the game

[Knightman963]

Half Life 3? Ah nope just me Gabe Newell

[DJmcWAFFLE2]

whats all that jiggly stuff on his faces

OH YEA ITS FAT

OOOPS SRRY FOR THE DELAY

[pancakewafflebacon]

UUH, NO

[BrettTheNospike]

Recommended videos: nope.avi

[DCBenniBoy]

Read the top comments then play the video XD

[sonicdsfan1]

half life 2 episode 2 part 2 is the next game

[a0001521]

@sonicdsfan1 half life 2 episode 2 episode 1

[Yoshifan151]

MEDIC: I HAVE NO IDEA

[ankzmoviez]

it has been confimred multiple times now. lol

[LBkampen]

i think theres no ep3...... i think thers gonna be an hl3

[111urnotme]

I think they need a voice actor for Freemen

[iusethelancer1]

@111urnotme Uhh, no.

[TheThsmdx]

THIS WAS RECORDED ON MY B-DAY!

[Totema1]

"It's just me, Gabe Newell."

One year later: HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE GABE NEWELL

[ACBfan17]

Medic would have said "I HAVE NO IDEA"

[jjroy16]

Featured Video: nope.avi

[MoustacheKitten]

uh.... NOPE

[jackofblades94]

Alrighty then!

[alhimal]

I think that soldier and Gabe are relatives soldier can only count to 1 1 and ummmm 1 but gabe is smarter and has learned to count to 2.Sadly not to 3

[2KingdomHearts345243]

Or...

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[thedevo01]

Even Gordon Freeman is about to lose his shit.

[Raveman01]

had you waited one more second valve could've counted to three

[XboxAnnihilator]

That's how I say no in real life xD

[TheY2Jerk]

Will Valve ever release any TF2 updates that actually optimize the game instead of adding crappy promos?

Uh, no.

[Gigaspine7]

@TheY2Jerk Not any that are immediately noticable. They've been adding LODs unannounced every so often.

[JoltieFace]

I say it like that all the time. XD

[Sam5726]

Gabe nails that "no"!

[father042]

I hav no idea!!

[jonathanmadison12]

Needs a looped version.

[adaam97]

R.I.P sec 0:01

[LOLGmod]

Me: Doctor!!! Are you sure HL3 will come out!?!?!?!?!

Medic: IIIIIIII HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Mistertbones]

Long live Gaben!

[Lukasmbtv]

Technically it's a one second video because there is no 0:01!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annoyingwolfthing]

Erm, no we're skipping 3 and going straight to four, no-one understands the storyline, bwahahahahah!

[annoyingwolfthing]

Erm, no we're skipping 3 and going straight to four, no-one understands the storyline, bwahahahahah!

[MrDoomBringer100]

This is true.. Half Life 3 is coming out instead

[inyourfacesociety]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GABE LOSE WEIGHT SO YOUR GRAVITATIONAL FORCE RELEASES EPISODE 3 FROM ORBIT

[MisterSandman82]

my headset isn't plugged in but i bet he said uhhh no

[Vabulden]

roflmao

[ASpai1]

uhhhh...

no.



[MrRoflman6671111]

you should loop this.

[cat445334]

if you want ep 3 make it yourself!

[deathfire756]

I like how everyone wants Half-Life 2 Episode 3..why not just make Half life 3. A whole new game picking up from episode 2?

[Terrorcowboy]

@deathfire756 half life ep 3 or just half life 3 who cares? everyone just wants a new god damn half life

[MetaKiller2345]

@deathfire756 Ok it seems people are not clear about this, but lemme help: Episode 1, Episode 2 and Episode 3 ARE Half-Life 3. Valve considers the Episode series like this, and they've said a lot of times. Plus, Gabe Newell hinted at Episode 3 showing up on next year's E3! So we have that! :D

[Bujin123456]

Honest Gabe.

[Chadowthehedgehog619]

Lol

[HappoKala345]

because valve can't count to 3 next game will be Half-Life TWO episode TWO part TWO

[EvolvedGameTheory]

GABEN'S EPIC ADVENTURE /watch?v=GTPElsrUyEs

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

I love his expression like "what the fuck are you talking about?..."

[eskimodude812]

"Uh no" Said the Gaben in a rather calmed voice.

[MrKoolaidFTW]

(\,,(\

(=' :' )

(,(")(")

[Riverondo]

You should've done "Nope, just me, Gabe Newell" for the coming out part. :3

[BlueStrawberriez]

TANKS FOR DELAYING EP.3 AGAIN.

[lb8068]

Predictable video is predictable.

[UberFlippy]

You probably thought Episode 3 was coming out. Nope, Chuck Testa.

[MilanchemunZE]

Damn..if i lived in USA i would camp outside the Valve building with a big 3 sign !!! And i wouldnt care if they ignored me !!!

[LoafofGum]

VALVE NEEDS TO HIRE A FULLTIME MATHEMATICIAN

[PS3Fan487]

@LoafofGum UHH NO

[LilEasterTheTot]

Watched in HD 1080p

[ms13694]

This video is a good laugh, but think what pc gaming would be like without his work. But, then again I think nobody really hates Gabe

[Phatxam]

@ms13694 It would be the same without his work. You act like he invented gaming or something.

[ms13694]

@Phatxam He didn't invent gaming but he did secure pc gaming and made some of the best pc games of all time. He's also the reason we have Steam, a 'psn' for pc, so I guess you can say he's one of the most important people when it comes to pc gaming!

[FireRaven44]

Is anyone working on Half Life episode3 

gabe: Ah nope just me gabe newell

[meerkater]

NO EPISODE 3?!?!

(in toby voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!!!!!

[Thetomsta123]

Gaben ate 0:01 !

[LemonVX]

nope.avi is a related video, but there isnt any 'no' or 'nope' in the title/tags

[SirSomeguy]

There is actually a very good reason that Valve will never release HL2 EP.3, HL3, TF3, LFD3, or Portal 3:

Valve doesn't know how to count to three.

[thedoctortranman]

@SirSomeguy idk why they would make a TF3 or a LFD3

[COMEDY4RCE]

THE GABEN HAS SPOKEN!!!

[StarCraftDude1234]

: O I can not only hear Gabe say "Uh, no." But I can do it.. IN 1080P!

[devilman4501]

Some guy: I must get Episode 3!

Episode 3: No, you ARE episode 3!

And then some guy was episode 3.

[TheHProjectMedia]

You all are fucking idiots. Half-Life 3 WIll be released. Not Episode 3. Did you forget that google is your friend?

[MegaQuahog]

VALVE CAN'T COUNT TO 3!!!

thats why there's no half life 3, or portal 3, or left 4 dead 3, or team fortress 3, or half life 2 episode 3.

no 3 games from valve.

[Darkenedhunt]

@MegaQuahog Gabe has a classic response for this.

[pikachu1001000]

Your doing it wrong.

[tallica4lifegbrtdyDM]

Looks like Peter Griffin. 

[AstropilotStudios]

Want to hear a story? Episode 3. The end.

[ausauspatpat]

I knew he was going to say that just by the title of the video. xD

[MegaUrPOk]

gabe trolling me );

[a0001521]

@1counterss1 you're delaying it

[GaMeR1019]

ehh no GG GUYS

[MGsource]

my math teacher mr. noce looks just like gabe newell....XD LOL

[TwoIdiotGamers]

@1counterss1 Are you fucking serious? How can you post a comment like that about Gabe, he is a hard working man and his team is also. Valve is known for its way of working, they work out a game so that its not a hurried release, also, the games are better and not disappointing. Deal with it or gtfo. btw, i like some Gabe jokes, but you're just being disrespectful.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

gabe newell is porky from earthbound

[LemonatoR32]

Related videos: nope.avi

[Ledgendveemon]

What's so great about Halo- I mean Half life 2?

[Jayko4]

OMG

[STRING3R]

4 years and still not even a screenshot of episode 3. I'm beginning to think that Gabe hates half life.

[brainistik]

@STRING3R Or gabe hates us.

I WANT EPISODE 3

[xmaster117]

You know this is funny and all but srsly, calling Gabe fat and stuff...

I know better.

[legoapple587]

Are you a Retard Uh Noe!

[monssavmik]

................thanks Gabe.

[Lioyd1rving]

Is it bad that I recognized the "No" on his lips before I even clicked the thumbnail?

[tommygun796]

SO WHAT HAPPEN TO THE EPIC GAME "HλLF-LIFE 2"

ITS WILL BE THE GAME WITHOUT ENDS

????

[dark7element]

BOOOOMER!

[SuperGraDient64]

Episode 3: GABE, STOP PROCRASTINATING AND MAKE ME DAMN IT :V

Gabe: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH MY DEEP FRIED BUTTER STICKS?

[ImGabeNewell]

I'm Gabe Newell

[K3RT11239]

what will be in Episode 3

And then everyone died! The Ent :D

[umutulutas]

i like the part when he says "no"

[Waka121Waka]

In Soviet Russia Episode 3 made you!

[Jackpot807]

GABE HOW DID EPISODE 3 TASTE

[BlakeJoy]

I find this difficult to masturbate too...

[sourcegamer101]

Gaben ate 0:01.

[claycandy53]

yes it is its coming out in december 2013 so be patient valve fans it will be long time so invent combustible lemons lol :)

[spartan117825]

why am i not surprised? -_-

[MisterHeroman]

Half Life 2 Episode 2 Part 2

[zudikas8]

@MisterHeroman

no not part 2! half life 2 Season 1 Episode 1

and it goes on and on and on and on

[shanedawsentv3]

geuss what nether is portal 3 or tf3 vauve cant count to 3

[TheFirestorm214]

No EP 3 just HL 3

[LuisReefTank]

@TheFirestorm214 taking in count that they took more than 5 years to make half life 2, a full sequel, and 3 years to make a small episode like episode one and two, wich one do you think its more probable?

Not only that, most HL3 sayers forget that HL3 would imply a new history, valve wouldn't make that move without completing the hl2 trilogy as said by themselves.

[TheFirestorm214]

@LuisReefTank Well i dont i read some article and it said that its going to be only half life 3 because of the new counter strike

[LuisReefTank]

@TheFirestorm214 Why would they make a new full game because of another unrelated game being released? Also, they have different teams working on each game, so ep3 would have its team, that has been working on it, and counter strike has its team.

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PlaguedByCats]

And then Ska made a video with 200,000 views 'v'

[SirP0rkch0p]

I laughed at the part where he said no.

[analbag9000]

@SirP0rkch0p i laughed at the part where im reading unfunny comments trying to get thumbs up

[SirP0rkch0p]

@analbag9000 hey im doing that right now!

[analbag9000]

@SirP0rkch0p you wish you were but instead your the faggot making them.

[SirP0rkch0p]

@analbag9000 obvious troll is obvious

[analbag9000]

@SirP0rkch0p OOooooOOohhh am i trolling you that bad?? better call that waaaaaaahbulance! ur so anal mad! enjoying ur butt frustration? go get your mom to lick teh tears off ur ballsack! gaylord

[SirP0rkch0p]

@analbag9000 nty

[plastic14407]

It costs $400,00 for Gabe Newell to work on half life episode 3, for twelve seconds

[Untellectual]

Well I recently got a request from Steam to do an analysis of my PC for a survey... I accepted like "FUCK YEAH BETTER BE FIGURING OUT HOW POWERFUL THE EP3 SOURCE ENGINE IS GONNA BE. FFFFFFFFFF YYYAAAAHH!