Plethora

[Ninterd2]

Post the non-speeded up version on your main channel!

[MsWTFPeople]

I laugh every time. Do more of these voices. HI CHYNA!!!!

[69Wolfeman]

Chyna is the best.

[MikiefKelly]

She was almost finished with TFiOS! <3 China knows good literature.

[NWABCS]

You're girlfriend is very pretty. I hope she is also one who pays attention to detail. What if one day sexy clone came in and seduced her? What if quiet clone's soft nature warmed her heart? What if Craig with a wig.. well.. nevermind. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about but you cannot be too careful with clones. Years ago, I sent my smart clone to gym class and my athlete clone to a math test. Oh what a horrible time that was.

[Aftous]

"...',

[darksters008]

FAULT IN OUR STARS THAT REMINDS ME!

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

I hope one day 'll find a girl who'll do jumping jacks with me?

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@SemisonicNerdfighter here here

[SlenderWaffle]

Where's the next wheezy news video?

[JCharlesVII]

1:06 demonstrates pure love

[Romanlieutenant19]

He should do more videos like this

[Shadysniper1]

"I have to go to the bathroom, it's an emergency." was probably the funniest ending ever

[geronimojordann]

Please release a cover of "We Are The Champions" in that voice! I would be willing to pay! MONEY!

[Zeroviron]

hahahahahah

[SonsofAdmiralettes]

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flowerbloodable]

That makes sense :D Ultimatum goals can be improbable sometimes :D 

[waitwuut]

I like how you sound gay when you speed it up hihihihi... 

[LongviewRocksII]

Your gf is a nerdfighter?

SO AWESOME

[paulmyers00]

Quality over quantity! Yea!!!

[bigal96]

sped up Craig when the coffee's done

[TheFlyinDeam]

Wheezywaiter? More like Wheezywinner.

[thelastKoraido]

The quality was reallllllllllllly good recently!!!!!

[thelastKoraido]

Who won the poll? I know DPC was in the lead for a while but I didn't see the final result...somebody please inform me!!!

[fudgecmq]

wheezy, would you happen to know the band called The Detholz!? My uncle is their lead guitarist. :D they're Chicago based.

[fudgecmq]

this was so cute

[Indie7373]

I have watched this SOOOO many times! I can't figure out why I like it so much! It makes me giggle every time.

[sabbalo]

china is awesome! so is your girlfriend craig

[gheistlicheaugen]

@nerdfighterbakergirl soup.

[olithegreat]

had to watch it again!

[olithegreat]

The comedy factor in this vid is underrated :D

[nadinemachines]

Wheezy looks, acts and talks just like Brick from The Middle in this video. I thought that was funny.

[Elusar316]

Funny sh*rt, that one! :)

[arithehurricane]

Is swaying a "Thing?????"

[nerdfighterbakergirl]

Teeheelolrofllmaoftltihlimksme­mhtsoup

[IngeniousAversion]

You should totally do a gathering in Chicago this Sunday. Because I'm totally going to be there to audition for MFA acting programs. And being in your glorious presence would be the best Big Fancy Terrifying Grad School Audition Prelude ever. Just sayin'.

[LiVeNleRn123]

lmao!!!

[SuperYumyum8]

wheezy you liked your own video

[Reajean20]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!! made my day way better!! Haha

[TheRealEdwardJamez]

You should post the non-speeded up version of this video just for shits and giggles.

[EmeraldFlame96]

@TheRealEdwardJamez **shirts and giggles! lmao

[DalekEater14]

She has tattoos. I'm starting to like Chyna more and more.

[fuschiaforever4]

C'MON!!!! SHE'S A GORGEOUS NERDFIGHTER (maybe?) WHO DOES JUMPING JACKS WITH YOU!!! IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT!!!!

[drcroxs]

SHE SHOULD BE CRYING BY THAT POINT IN THE BOOK!!

[fidorover]

Hottest, sweetest girlfriend ever. You win.

[LudicrousPlatypus]

C'MON MINI-WHEEZIES NEED TO BE CREATED!

[troublesomecorsair]

Chyna reading on...A NEW COUCH!!!

[PtOrangEstudios]

XD angry voice speeded up is hilarious

[meeeeerk]

@Noctimium WRONG- this is CRAIGism cos this is funny. fred is shit bro

[leatherback8]

i hate the fast voice, but this was hilariously amazing XD

[MrJuggy2009]

haha that was soo funny, thanks weezy

[DemiandSelenafanone]

Some people on the website think that Driftless Pony Club are cheating because they got 800+ votes in 2 hours! LOL! :D

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF YOUTUBE!

[SpyderzVidz]

I VOTED...YOU OWN ME....

[thrudakeyholetv]

guess all the good stuff came out when youtube first started

[Elena0Nadja]

I can't stop reading the video's name and trying to get what it means, because in swedish is "pleta" = pimple and hora = whore. So if you read it in swedish it is pimple-whore... And it's really weird

[DawnOfTheSmurfs]

@Elena0Nadja

English = An excess of things eg: I have a plethora of things to talk about.

Swedish= Pimplewhore. I'm going to screw that pimplewhore. XD

[fasantupp]

@Elena0Nadja Damn didn't see that at first, Internet is making me think in english

[firebirddrumer]

keep pressing 3

[DobbyIsFreeeee]

@firebirddrumer I like 0

[geekbts]

lol chyna sounds like a chipmunk

[Hatimoooo]

I loved Chyna's " I'm good :) "

[BoxelderPictus]

Keep pressing 0

[Lord0fThePies]

Chyna's very good at staying still

[MeLikeSmallMatters]

She's a keeper allright :3

[hutness]

This speedy Craig needs to be a clone.

[Mozezrox]

@hutness haha lol so true!

[olithegreat]

@hutness yes!!!

[EveysCuppcakes]

@hutness omg yes! that would be the best Craig clone yet :)

[16mockingbirds]

Two couples I will ship forever; Hank and Katherine, Chyna and Craig. FACT

[S4dist1cK]

It's OK Craig, most of us fail at our new years resolution anyway..

except 1366 x 768, I haven't failed that yet!



[Kadollah]

you cant say plethora, without thinking of the three amigos...

[StorybookDisneyDoll]

I wonder if she was aware that pretty much every single viewer of wheezy's regular uploads knows (and likely has read or is in the process of reading) The Fault in Our Stars. Just saying.

Nerdfighters/Wheezylovers, DFTBA. -__-

[feddafella]

You're so cute! :3

[KiddsockTV]

I hate it when the coffee goes through me!

[NazarKalinyuk]

AWESOME VIDEO!!!

[trint99]

Jumping-Jacks + too much coffee = bathroom emergency

[DopieDope1]

I LOVE CHINA!

[MaddiMoMo373]

I voted for your band Wheezy! Ha. Youre going to win by a landslide

[Dinomy199185]

i think your punishment should be to find a lesser known youtuber, watch all of their videos, subscribe, and make a video on your main channel all about that youtuber... and it could be any one who lesser known, they just cant have less then like 200 videos... (for the record, im lesser known, and i have over 200 videos)... but it could be any one... *looks around inconspicuously while whistling*

[8doby]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[rudeandnotginger81]

ohmygod you two are /so cute/

[realspacemodels]

Too much like FRED. Chyna is cute though

[amchishty]

I didnt realize chyna was there till Craig moved the camera lol

[dude102388]

his voice reminds me of the old joe cartoons

[TheCoken]

I think you should go to Canada and be in Coreys vlog Wheezy Waitoh

[JustDaps]

LOL this made me laugh way too much.

[DelightfullyBritish]

LOL Craig liked his own video! :D

[paholskig]

punishment for failing goals: Shave your.... eyebrows =]

[korkaneenee17]

This is what it would be like if Craig and China were children. <3 HELL YEAH!

[mcrib10]

I like how he made a whezzy news channel even though he does newsy-type-stuff on his main channel all the time.

[HongKongPhooey89]

Lol they sound like cute little kids. So damn ADORABLE!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRR!

[unreasonablyawkward]

damn you guys are cute. she's in your videos a lot more lately, isnt she? ;)

[KevinZiggy]

lol! Many lols!!

[arithehurricane]

More Funny Voice videos!! :)

[sneakerspatches]

i like the voice it makes things really funny :P

[TheNeverchadnezzar]

YOU MARRY THAT GIRL GOD DAMMIT!!!!

[thrudakeyholetv]

@TheNeverchadnezzar she's a clone or being held against her will

[TheLittleValentina]

@TheNeverchadnezzar I SECOND THIS MOTION DAMNIT

[Laughingwithtravii]

@TheNeverchadnezzar Never agreed on anything more in my life.

[boyinblue96]

they sound like those people in the quiznos/subway commercial who work in the office but talk like little kids

[Brandonmakii]

Please do this in your main video's! it was awesome!

[Banaam]

He reminds me of GradualReport with the way he's talking!

[sleh321]

I just need you to do the speed up thing all the time because it is so great. Just so great.

[irlenadflower]

best wheezynews vid yet

[Bassman0Nate]

post the not sped up version ;)

[Giasideways]

whooo

tfios

queen

this vid is awesome

[MegaPieman123]

Dear, WheezyWaiter

When you send a clone to the alligator pit is it suicide or murder?

[VousEtesTresBeau]

I LOVE YOU AND CHYNA TOGETHER. so precious.

[ArtemusRex]

Yes Wheezy. You are done with the jumping jacks b/c Chyna is done with them. You are a wise man. Plus you have a good one there who reads John Green.

[KyleVVideos]

It's FRED clone

[BachCellist]

I went to John Green signing! I got the book when I payed for the ticket. Finished it in a day and a half. Amazing :p

[toasterstrudel]

this was so funny! XD

[1anonymousmouse]

LOL IF URE LIKING YOUR OWN VIDS U HAVE TIME TO POST A NEW ONE! PLEASES?

[kwood320]

@1anonymousmouse your estimate of the time it takes to click versus edit may be a little off lol... though I would love more wheezy as well.

[mrsshesasaint]

this made me laugh......... but i guess that was the idea so good job

[NicolasP200]

hahahhahahaahaha

[RuhBuhJuh1]

Anyone else repeating the "I'm such a failure" part over and over? Just me? Okay.

[IHavePockets]

You two are awesome!

[shewhotalksalot]

The Fault in Our Stars!!!!!!!!! <3

[fortheloveofLDS]

I hope you and Chyna stay together forever.

If only because she has really good taste in authors. But also because you're super cute together.

[mjlambert210]

she sounds cute sped up like that

[hallertard]

Quality over quantity definetly!!

[SuperEpicNinjaPerson]

Ah the fact that Chyna is a nerdfighters is adjklfhasdf! nerdfighters are the best kind of people.

[spidermanandsnape]

I love these sped up videos. Your voice is just absolutely hilarious. I love you craig

[XSteelBladeX]

I'm waiting for that day where I can find a girl who would randomly do jumping jacks with me.

[whackthepinata]

you and chyna are so cute :D

[BrieAschoff]

Hahahahahaha I don't know why, but you running away was freaking hilarious.

[pomegranatepear]

the fault in our stars sfnsdijg

[elmorocks8753]

Queen! My favorite band :)

[LaughingOutKraut]

Someone slow this video down, so we can see Wheezy talking unreasonably low.

[CometTheNerd]

That little bit at the end was super cute! :3

[BeatrixNemesis]

MARRY THAT GIRL, WHEEZY

[333Capricorn]

xD

[rubysunshine91]

I love speedy clone :3 <3

[hprwhglover]

She's reading tfios? Keeper c;

[MsCaptjan]

speddy clone with speedy china

[OTHLover5012]

I just can't stop pressing 3 over and over again ... XD

[HulloKat]

TFiOS! Chyna is super cool!

[Smitty5005]

TFiOS!!! Woo!! also, your the new Fred!!!

[ebrach121]

JOHN GREEN WHOO!

XD

[Blitzkrie8]

Plethora...PletHORA...Hmm..You know that "Hora" means whore in swedish right? Just sayin :)

[epochdawn]

A good/wheezified version of Fred + TFIOS = amazing

[stinkomalinko]

Idea! When you're doing a video related goal (like film noir, free bagel friday, etc) you don't have to reach 4 vids a week. That way we can have a regular dose of Wheezy while also being semi-regularly saturated with quality videos.

[LilDrummerBoy74]

I like these sped up videos :P can you keep doing them?

[harmonic41]

This is like a good funny version of Fred.

[EphraimRodrigez]

she has a damn good taste in books

[tangerinevivid]

haha the voices are so cute

[Cuzimbatman245]

please do this and sing the lollipop guild!

[beanman2848]

adorable!



[calvinhvlog]

Great job Wheeze, my man. Quality over quantity any day.

[Karrisonfly]

What was the book Chyna was reading?

[Buaam]

@Karrisonfly are you crazy woman?

[EphraimRodrigez]

@Karrisonfly the fault in our stars by john green

search for it on youtube and you can hear the first 2 chapters read by john green himself (its a damn damn damn good good good damn good book)

[Dummweltschutz]

O_o sounds like fred - and no, that was definitely not a compliment...

[severalshinigami]

The fault in our stars!

[Dan00bindahouse]

Wheezy, maybe you should have just taken a break to ring in the new year. You seem like you need it.

...*Shot by other fans.*

[cazziethebeast]

I want to see wheezy news videos where you show the original videos of this before you slowed them down :D

[8Metaphysicist8]

SPEEDY CLONE!!!

[SylarGrimm]

You know you got a good girlfriend when: she'll help you with your ridiculous YouTube videos. :)

[abaraikun07]

DRIFTLESS PONY CLUB FOR THE WIN!

[avfischer23]

sup wheezyfred.

[Auremin]

Definitely Quality over Quantity, Craig! Keep believing in yourself :)

[CurlyRecords]

I'm glad you're considering reducing the amount of videos per week )

[JoeCubicle]

Craigs' girlfriend: The Wheeze Squeeze. Get it?

Sincerely,

Rhyme Clone

[Entropify]

What the . . . . . . . . . . . .

[vanessaindinosaur]

Chyna's a babe <3

[austinforprez]

Your girlfriend is sooooooooooooo cute ^_^ i hope she reads these comments :)

[TanUv90]

Craig, you spent a lot of time creating the series about "craig with a wig" and that was amazing. You're funny however you do your videos. As you said, it's either quality or quantity and it's your choice.

[rocketscribble]

D:

[AllieMcKeen]

Craig's girlfriend's a fox!

[sonisphere098]

Wheezy ya mad shagger

[Wakkawakka388372]

Change the goals by all means, but put a regular schedule, like 2 videos a week, monday and wednesday,

Quality with a regular schedule, less videos>More, less good videos come out randomly

[armadaofturtles]

Would you say I have a plethora?

Yes It's a very nice plethora.

[Microoperations]

Is her name Chyna or does he call her China ?

[Campusanis]

Please DO change the goals! Totally agree with the quality over quantity thing!!!

[MrTej780]

Chyna's sped up voice is SOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!! we can haz moar sped up Chyna?