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  • I feel so bad for god lol my lord

  • i was kinda expecting the guy to go crazy and kill himself, then hes with god forever

  • i love you , but stay the fuck away from me, so fucking hilarious#!@!@!@!

  • Why the fuck is everyone making this a religious debate? Enjoy the video!

  • @SnellyRules because the video is about god..? ^^

  • Good Taunting

  • Atheist: Nobody pisses you off.

  • This is why Im an Atheist.

    

  • go muzlums and praize ala or how ever the fuvk u spell it, and thank u hitler for killing jews, nobody likes them

  • @ididurmom691 get an education ignorant redneck...your fucking evil dude

  • @ididurmom691 what colour of skin are you

  • You people complain about people's comments about religion w/o proof/facts. Religion has no proof! Bunch of made up stories written awhile ago! We might as well go pray to Zeus.

  • EVERYBODY! Religious throwdooooooooown

  • There is a huge difference between god and christianity (or any other religion for that matter). Religious people claim that their god or gods are forgiving, all-powerful, etc. and yet they are hostile to anyone who believes else. If there really are gods, they will not have a need to be worshiped every day and have sacrifices made to them. Everyone believes in what they want but belief is not how a person should be judged.

  • 4:28 

  • Its like..I love you,, BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

  • Can you ask me that again when I'm not SHITTING?!

  • wow i did the same thing and he answered too^^ but the answer was clearly not the same maybe i was just on...... you know

  • i find this offensive a little btw

  • Remember everyone G-O--D D-O-G

  • Hahaha one of the best videos he has XD

  • I don't care who you are...these rules apply to you. 1) If you talk to God, you are religious. 2) If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

    Good day.

  • LMFAO

  • @OldMcBundy0218 There's something called morality that almost every normal human has.

  • I love god but like stay the fuck away from me (8) <3333

  • imagine if this actually happened

    

  • @JitteryBen

    "Fuck you, man! Fuck you!"

  • That "Yoga for relaxation" video on the side is distracting me.

  • dudeee, if God made me a t-shirt, I would wear that fucker every day.

  • stay the fuck away from me AHAHAH i was laughing soo hard

  • God cant find the CSI tape?

  • @JitteryBen sorry dude but you are an overreacting twatfuck

  • Sorry dudes but I class this as offensive

  • @JitteryBen Sorry dude but you've got a stick in your ass and sand in your vagina.

  • @JitteryBen Then you should learn to take a fucking joke.

  • I don't get it. With religion, we have wars that destroy entire peoples. Without religion, all social order would fall apart and there would be no stopping the massive crime waves since people wouldn't worry about being punished for all eternity. We can't win.

  • Holy fuck! this was the best!

  • 2,161 people are friends with god

  • Can you just ask me that later, when I'm not shitting?!

  • no way he just went there. lol

  • god:ouch that hurt! hahaha

  • this has deeper meaning, u fools just dont understand it

    

  • Come on, Jon, you set up the premise for 'Friends with Satan' now you gotta make it.

  • Poor God.

  • 10.75 is the minimal wage in Canada, you can't get paid 9.50 lol

  • @TolgaXatalic False. Minimal wage in Quebec is like 9.65$ an hour an was under 9.50$ a few years ago. Jon lives in Quebec..

  • Lmao, I found this amazingly hilarious.

  • Briliant acting! (Both God and Jon)

  • I love Jons videos, but he better stay the fuck away from me

  • Makes me think of Neale Donald Walsh.

  • Bush is friend with god too.....

  • I was laughing at this video a year ago and the God severely punished me...

  • Part-time JANITOR :D:D

  • God Haunting you gonna need an exorcist.

  • @TheCmDragon one really powerful exorcist to get rid of God.

  • part time janitor.. lol

  • " I wouldn't be surprised if there were plenty of other Gods but they just don't like him " , brilliant :P

  • "So uh, you wanna rent blast from the past tonight?"

    "Can you ask me that later, WHEN IM NOT SHITTING?"

    hahaha

  • Jon Ruster sounds A LOT like God.

  • i'm a christian and i was dying of laughter the entire time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea, there's a few more swears than i would have wanted to hear, but this was absolutely hilarious.

  • part-time janitor XD

  • Ja i moj novi prijatelj bog.Search it

  • thats awesome

  • I just about choked laughing at half of this xD (and pretty much all of jon lajoie's stuff)

  • All you people are retarded for even fighting over this.

  • i honestly think atheist people go onto youtube search up god and start up arguments

  • I'd just like to know what the song is in the beginning of the video. This joint is funny doe.

  • Christian, not offensive, just kinda boring, its not his best work.

  • Wonder why your lighter isn't working

    Lol

    Proceless

  • It's like, I love ya man... Just stay the fuck away from me...

  • haha it's funny cause people actually believe in religious history. A comparison would be me saying a pink fluffy unicorn was the inventor of all and 1000 years from now people would misinterpret that as fact and start worshipping the pink fluffy unicorn. I don't think that a god might not exist, I just think that it is unknown and all kinds of religion are just a means to try to understand that unknown. The further science progresses we begin to understand but the majority is still unknown.

  • just to get into your face take this from an ex christian ex catholic

    god does not exist and if he did he'd be an asshole do you want to worship an asshole and lose all your chances just because an atheist bastard took them when you were wasting your time praying? that atheist bastard is going to be me and no god does not exist:D come on arguments come on I'm waiting strike me down god haha:D

  • @mikeyboy7777777 you dont know if he exists neither do i. i worship god, but im not very religious, i found this video super fucking funny too, but saying god DOES NOT exist is beinf inorant, let people believe what they wont and dont "throw shit" int people's faces. even he doesnt exist, congratz nothing happens, if he does sucks for you nigga, your going to hell i guess. thank you for your time.

  • @EmuSnacks I'm white firstly secondly I do agree with you i just wanted to say something that got replys now I have what I want I doubt if he exists but i almost know sure that according to islam christianity or whatever that's not the truth maybe there is a higher power or not but I will not label it as god that's why I said god does not exist hel and heaven are made up to make money out of people so i ain't going nowhere for now thanks for your time too;)

  • @mikeyboy7777777 Its cool man, i still think its a bit ignorant, that you say hell and heaven is made up when nobody knows the truth, i also think it is ignorant saying its a money scheme, especially, when the money given to church is used for the church. and i know you wanted replies, you said son in your comment so im giving you one. duh, just doing what you asked. Just let people be and be apart of the solution, to optimism, instead of negativity. Thank you for your time.

  • @EmuSnacks I was simply telling people my opinion, that's all. I do not know the truth i do not claim to know the truth. all i know is what I believe in which can and will change over time just to get that straight. did I say son in my comment? hmm forgot about it but indeed I am glad somebody actually replies without shouting at me. it shows that there are decent people on youtube.

  • @mikeyboy7777777

    Seriously, dude, i get your point, and i do agree with you, but using dots and coma would make your comment muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch more persuasive :O

  • @dududu9531 yes, people keep telling me thatXD thanks anyway

  • @mikeyboy7777777 I'm a christian and to be honest I don't want to start a argument. I'm believe in god and i respect your opinion. This is hilarious, but a fundamental issue that makes this vid wrong is God doesn't come to you unless you seek his face.

  • @tamiluvutv ofcourse they ruin it but what i like about you is most people are saying i'm heartless when i'm just voicing my opinion to be honest i don't care what you believe as long as you don't force others to believe what you believe a.k.a every religion in the fucking world as long as everybody just ends the day happily then i'm all fine with it.

  • @mikeyboy7777777 Athiest FTW :)

  • @mpssucks5hit atheists rule indeed

  • @mikeyboy7777777 just to get you out of my face, take this from a born again christian

    JESUS LOVES YOU

    and if you let him God will prove he's real in a less violent manner......or you can find out the hard way, after you die:D

    just sayin..........

  • @iplaydragunity97 so it's a he now how are you so sure did you see him? just because you believe in something doesn't make it true and i won't get out of your face you know what happens after i die? nothing nothing will happen the hard way when i'm dead? i don't believe it so now he's a vengeful god too aye? you are interpreting that he's male and a hard god i thought god was forgiving like i said if he does exist he's an asshole and i'm going to take all your chances away:)

  • @mikeyboy7777777 Every religion has no evidence to prove it, but there is no evidence against a higher being either. Or atleast you didn't give any, so why insult so many people?

  • @TheEstherinator see it as an insult all you want i'm just saying the truth you shouldn't BLINDLY follow anything only yourself that's all i'm saying i'm sick of those major religions killing and making people feel bad while they are no better there is no evidence against it but i did never say there was no higher order i just call it believing in yourself instead of in something that you can't see nor understand doesn't that make you less equal?

  • @mikeyboy7777777 I believe in myself. But if you say that major religions kill people and make them feel bad, why are they still around? Mass human stupidity? No, I think there's actually an otherworldly connection there.

  • @TheEstherinator Mass stupidity is much more likely.Look what happens with the world.Open your eyes with all killings and wars there are 2 options.1st god i a fucking asshole who lets mothers kill their children fathers abuse their daughters and allow millions die.2nd Satan has won.

  • @Raziel132 But yet, everyday, a baby is born. People are saved from cancer. People still laugh, tell jokes, and I bet you sometimes they smile too. If you look at all the death, when are you going to realize that you are living? Life does not exist with out death - and stupidity does not exist if there is no intelligence.

  • @TheEstherinator good then leave me alone with what you believe then i'll leave you alone with what i believe i was just making a statement because that's who i am

    i'm sick of mass religions walking behind the masses is a waste of your time walking behind some stupid old man who shits himself along with his army of pedophile molesters you know we used to hear stories about them fucking the maid but now children? i'm sick of it religion bullshit the only connection is you'll die that's it.

  • @mikeyboy7777777 Okay, I understand that it's your opinion and you have the right to state it. It was just rude the way you said it though, especially because many people have strong faith in God and you are calling him an asshole and stupid w/o evidence, an example, or a reason. I have opinions too but I don't have to swear to feel strongly about them.

    Anyway, happy New Year, I guess.

  • @TheEstherinator insulting is worse than lying people like you are saying he exists why? because you want him to? i'm insulting something that doesn't exist and that offends you? honestly this sounds like a bunch of bullshit you are saying that he exists without evidence i'm not clearly stating that he does or does not exist i'm just assuming things because without assuming your arguments aren't worth shit especially not when it's from the heart and yes I am rude because else you won't get it

  • @mikeyboy7777777 Go ahead and assume. I understand what you're saying, that we must be lied to and we only want him to exist, and that that would be illogical. But really I respect your opinion much more if you don't insult people, for the sake of human respect, not truth. It's not that I don't agree with some of what you say, it's just you are ruining the reputation of 'questioning religion' people as yourself because you are being rude. Passion and doesn't come from 'bullshit'

  • @TheEstherinator some call it having too strong emotions it's true i can't be anything in between totally rude or totally polite my apologies for this i just regret seeing so much hurt with the taliban catholic i'm saying every religion i can understand that you believe in god but do it because you want to not because of some stupid idiot leading sheep that's bullshit in my eyes the reputation of questioning religion has already been injured since it's something you feel instead of believe

  • @mikeyboy7777777 You are so right. It is bullshit, and many people are blinded buy arrogant and selfish leaders. However, they're not what God is about. They ruin it for the real believers.

    I am a Quaker, and while we do believe in God, we have self-lead worship and no ministers. We pray to God directly. We are against war, conflict, and accept everyone. Sometimes I get the feeling people in other types of religions believe things that they don't understand what they 'believe' in.

  • @TheEstherinator this is the comment which makes me proud of having this discussion with you I do not believe that there is a god do you know why? they made god into something terrible so i believe that we are part of something bigger but i will never ever call it god that's my point but indeed you are right accept everyone it's not something to be proud of that you were lucky enough to be born for example in the EU instead of in africa stupid ignorant racist people.

  • “It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it". - G. K. Chesterton

  • 5:31 is the only offencive part

  • If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

  • stay the fuck away from me lol

    funny when he start to cry at 4:38

  • I to am christian and not offended haha

  • i am christian and this isn't offensive at all

  • @ThatWhiteGuy97 congrats.. you must be pretty openminded, for being a closedminded wanker

  • God can't be offended... so why we feel offended? that even God don't feel offended that was just demon who fool us to make the hatred to each other...

  • I'm Christian… and I think

    Its hilarious.

  • You can't spell God without ... Vagina...

    

  • "i wonder why your lighter is not working" LMAO

  • God is like a wife in this o.o

  • @eljaco88 wat r u a fucking grammar teacher?

  • I have no idea what you are talking about, but no I am not a grammar teacher, just hate christians who hate these kind of videos, but still click on them anyway. I don't need to know how much you love go, not you JakeInMyPants, but them.

  • im a Christian. The only funny part was the lighter. I was not at all offended. Just not his best skit. prolly definetly the worst. I wish he would do a comedy skit about God. This one was just really bland.

  • i love you but stay the fuck away from me. lulz

  • I wonder why your lighter's not working...

  • Well i cant understand christians who find this offensive too but all they do is clicking dislike dude. They are not trying to blow Jon's home or chop his head.

  • I'm Christian and I find this hilarious

  • i felt bad about laughing when he started crying

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  • @ParaWolves no comment (2)

  • You had me at "In association with God productions"

  • @DUNDOM5 *fuck and he didnt say anything offensive so stop being a cunt

  • make that kind of jokes with muslim people and they will cut your fucking head off.... dont give me that kind of crap atheist

  • I developted a reflex to like every video Jonlajoie makes ^^

  • ever since i saw this, everytime one of my mates goes to light up a fag and fails like he did, i pull out the line, '' i wonder why your lighter isnt working'' i laugh and my m8s just stare 0^

  • I was the 2,150,000 th viewer :D

  • I don't think that's offensive, it's just fucking hilarious!

  • I dont get it - if you find something offensive, just turn it off! There will be allways something you will think offensive - an innocent (and well-done to that) joke in nothing to get mad about.

  • I love you but... stay the fuck away from me...

  • I love you but... stay the fuck away from me...

  • I like how people take it upon themselves to be offended on their god's behalf. If there is a god, I'm sure he/she/it is more than capable of taking care of itself. It's comedy, folks. Don't get your panties in a twist.

  • saying fuck you to god would be fun :D

  • Jon, for your calmness I would kick in the ass the God :)

  • are you sure you have blank tapes?

  • I'm a christian and I don't find this offensive. It's hilarious. Not all christians are pricks

  • can you ask me that again later. when im not SHITTING

  • Dear Christians who can't take a joke, the next time you go to a mountian, please throw yourself of it. Thank you.

  • @eljaco88 Its actually pro christian. It shows an avarage relationship with God. "taping CSI" is just a little favor, like going to church or praying. People care about God only if they need something ( rise at work), but when get what they got, they say "thanks" and forget about it. Im not chrisitan, but im not dumb.

  • @eljaco88 will do.

  • @eljaco88 If family guy has learned me one thing:

    Christians don´t believe in gravity

  • @eljaco88 You are just as bad as the guys who didn't take the joke. You even disrespect other's opinions and offend them rather then discussing with em.

  • @eljaco88 I think you meant, "Dear Christians, the next time you go to a mountain, please throw yourself off of it" not just Christians who can't take a joke

  • I nveer siad I was preceft at splelnig.

  • @eljaco88 lol you had a spelling error but i agree

  • "i wonder why ur lighters not working......." almost died at that part lol

  • @JuggaloGoose816 Haha yeah that bit is the best

  • God, I wish intolerent christians would fuck off, always complaining, never happy.

  • Blast from the past. Love that movie

  • Joohn, Joohn, Joooohn...John John...... WHAAAAT?? are you sleeping? *hahahaaaa

  • Brendan Fraser is shit, terrible actor

  • @lobesoffun yeah, god doesn't know shit about acting.

  • sgt pepper!!!

  • How'd you get the writing at the beginning? It's Scott-pilgrim-like

  • XD "I love you... but stay the fuck away!" that almost sound like my ex-girlfriend! XD

  • everybody watch this with closed captioning on. its hilarious

  • well. I don't believe in god(s) (yeah, I'm f***ing red born in the USSR), but it was long and boring. Thumb down.

  • i wish God was my friend like that!

  • "Blast from the Past" rules!

  • This is bullshit !!! Any sane person knows there is NO god !!!! This is it , this is the fucking future. Enjoy life, this is your one and only chance.... then you turn to dust!

  • i was waiting int the end for him to flip shit cuz all the booze was gone xD

  • I wonder why god sounds exactly like jon............

  • u made me not breathing laugh and ive done that 2 times in my life and im 13

  • Sgt Peppers!!!

  • Funny until I saw it was from Atheism soup. Guess this proves God doesn't exist :(.

  • I wonder how many of the people clicked dislike cuz they found it offensive and how many disliked because they just didn't like the video.

  • @TommyBShow some people just have no sense of humor

  • @TommyBShow

    Should be one of the mysteries of the universe

  • @TommyBShow make that kind of jokes with muslim people and they will cut your fucking head off.... dont give me that kind of crap atheist

  • @DUNDOM5 I didn't even say anything offensive, you psychopathic twat.

  • @TommyBShow dude fcuk you ok?

  • @DUNDOM5 are you delusional? you seem to have must his point. he said nothing offensive. if you disagree, quote exactly what he said and how it's offensive. and also tell me why anyone would give a fuck about how it's offensive.

  • @christrigg1 what the hell is wrong with you?@DUMDOM5 is just a troll that wants your reaction so to rally piss him off leave him alone and ahem report him.he threatened somebodys life

  • @christrigg1 you should know not to feed the trolls buddy