Lol so true. DjEphixa got me to subscribe because I laughed at his subscribe button. It said: "Push button, receive bacon" then it showed a picture of bacon in a hand. I laughed, subscribed, and listened to every song/video that DjEphixa uploaded. True story.
Holy crap...am I right in saying that the music during the "Lesson Three" bit was the gregorian chant from Mystery of Santo Domingo? o_O (If I'm right, that makes me a total loser, lol)
im now replying to a video that is SUPPOSE to be giving me INFORMATION, Not "ENTERTAINMENT".
so if I was to say "this video sucks" then how can entertainment influence me to type this message when I didnt get good information which leads me to critisize the vid?
does this guy know the difference between entertainment and information?
i disagree with the statement that if someone leaves a bad comment that they are entertained . i 've left negative comments before not because im entertained but because i thought it was so awful i had to say something . so i dont think negative feedback necessarily constitutes entertainment . but i guess it's show biz ......in a sense and all publicity is good publicity .
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Really enjoy your videos,ive been trying making videos,but because of the editing became impossible to upload with a decent quality ,i finally just upload one,just one take kind of lame (the one i did and never upload was ok,with effects and subject) im a graphic designer and consider a funny guy,but put that on video is a different story ,im a bit self conscious about my accent of video,as most of the people here speak english as a fist language ,any recommendations ? kill myself? lol
you'll never know what my videos are like unless you watch them... and if you don't subscribe, lions will come to your house and eat your balls. Then they will puke it into your pet's food dish. Then your pet will eat your puked up balls and then they will turd it out. And then I will come over and attach them back on your body. So then you'll have puke turd balls. Have fun with that
All critics are good people? Think cory THINK! Your right about one thing, watching you say things in your videos that make no sense is VERY entertaining lol. People like you actually exist? lol of course!
Actually, no one was voting on the contest so I had all my friends leave comments and thats how I won. And yes I did agree so I could be in a video, wouldn't you do the same!?!
well since you put it like that I guess I understand. I was just being critical. I was bored like cory says in the video lol. Well cya! But I still think I would've taken the 50 bucks lol
Sweet, come and check out some more Delayed Sleep on my channel. Actually since this video was uploaded we have many more videos up. IF you like Can, Neu! Magnog you will love us! PS this is pat from the video
another way is to put words that prople will most likely search in your title/description/tags like a popular video game/tv show/movie but u also need to make the vid good so theyll sub
this video wasn't helpful I gotta say but keep your head up. I still cant get people to watch my hilarious remake of TOXIC-by Brtitney Spears. I dont get comments either.
That's probably due to its' god-awful sound quallity. Not being a douche, I'm just sayin if people can understand what you're saying it might be a tad more appealing instead of appalling.
Hey guys, I bet a friend that I could get more views on my pointless, stupid video than he could on one he put a lot of effort into. I only need 1000 within 2days, wanna help me prove a point. Check out my video, although be warned it is pointless, but short!
Hmmm. . .this video wasn't actually that helpful. I wonder how I can get more people to watch my video 'Teenage Werewolf' by Rabid Rat Fondue.
There seems to be Lots of other Teenage Werewolf videos about that old Michael Landon film (which inspired my song) but I worry that mine isn't getting seen. What should I do?
Hi thanks,people like my videos am new but how can i get this
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BUJUGAMBIS 3 days ago
Lol so true. DjEphixa got me to subscribe because I laughed at his subscribe button. It said: "Push button, receive bacon" then it showed a picture of bacon in a hand. I laughed, subscribed, and listened to every song/video that DjEphixa uploaded. True story.
55varian 1 week ago
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JValero93 2 weeks ago
240p we meet again >.>
nickqkz 2 weeks ago
please watch my lego videos
ContentDeleted1 3 weeks ago
i need tips on how you guys think of my FIRST VID ever so i can improve please help
EkBayon 3 weeks ago
Plz look at my channel needing some views
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watch my channel . channel name-kick the shit. and awesome vid man thanks it
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ramansidhu1995 1 month ago
no one ever watches my videos
bucketofshrimp9897 2 months ago
WHO STILL USES MYSPACE :P
i know it's 2006 during this video now its 2011 but lol
KalashnikovGaming 3 months ago
Holy crap...am I right in saying that the music during the "Lesson Three" bit was the gregorian chant from Mystery of Santo Domingo? o_O (If I'm right, that makes me a total loser, lol)
LeahMouse 3 months ago
OMFG the 1st video i saw from cory :DDDD
Guitarherometalfan 3 months ago
BUT FINCHES
haahaha
whytea1000 3 months ago
God I was such a nooob!!! I was scared of the camera!! HAHAH! I love coming back to this every now and then!!
Delaypat 3 months ago
this has inspired me to make a ridable toilet
FiEryGAMES 3 months ago
@FiEryGAMES Thats awesome!! I have to tell you, watch when picking it up..I cut myself pretty good in this video
Delaypat 3 months ago
corys videos are on point !
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toaster thing was good
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blackberryNlaptop 5 months ago
Thank you Cory, for you inspiring words!
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how much views do you think i could get by blowin shit up
funkystifler 11 months ago
But Finches tickle!!!
zoics1 11 months ago 5
thanks
K9AUDIO 1 year ago
lol lesson 2 made no sense whatsoever.
im now replying to a video that is SUPPOSE to be giving me INFORMATION, Not "ENTERTAINMENT".
so if I was to say "this video sucks" then how can entertainment influence me to type this message when I didnt get good information which leads me to critisize the vid?
does this guy know the difference between entertainment and information?
tag1989 1 year ago
This was very good and thank you for the information,
Ladyfenix2011 1 year ago
Lmao!!! I was laughing sooo hard
MaiyaCasiano1 1 year ago
AT 1:36 THAT CHICKEN IS THE SAME ONE THATS IN MY BROTHERS CLOSET!!!
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IPodFrenchHelp 1 year ago
whats up with your sunglasses
bob30557 1 year ago
i disagree with the statement that if someone leaves a bad comment that they are entertained . i 've left negative comments before not because im entertained but because i thought it was so awful i had to say something . so i dont think negative feedback necessarily constitutes entertainment . but i guess it's show biz ......in a sense and all publicity is good publicity .
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sojoy89 1 year ago
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shamoney95 1 year ago
aren't you the mean kitty guy ?
parodyhunters 1 year ago
@parodyhunters yes and no, he was mr. saftey before all of this mean kitty stuff
scoutlover98 1 year ago
@parodyhunters yes but he doesn't go by that. he's Mr.Safety
SethSpyTV 1 year ago
How do I post my video as a video response?
mrpenguin237 1 year ago
@mrpenguin237
when you want to post a comment there is option on right side that says Attach a video...click on it
TheSaka24 1 year ago
@TheSaka24 Cool thanks!
mrpenguin237 1 year ago
cool i live in sacto!
ilovehalloween16 1 year ago
i was entertained by you hitting the racoon with the chicken.
MangosiLuv 1 year ago
@MangosiLuv Thanks!
Delaypat 3 months ago
man ..like 57,000 VIEWS and im not even getting 1-2 views a day at my channel . still think that some one is blocking my views?? oh well tnx..
coloradostar50 1 year ago 6
@coloradostar50 i got 19 lol
denrob1000 2 months ago
@coloradostar50 dude......I know
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Useful, thanks bro
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GoldenOmes 1 year ago
Really enjoy your videos,ive been trying making videos,but because of the editing became impossible to upload with a decent quality ,i finally just upload one,just one take kind of lame (the one i did and never upload was ok,with effects and subject) im a graphic designer and consider a funny guy,but put that on video is a different story ,im a bit self conscious about my accent of video,as most of the people here speak english as a fist language ,any recommendations ? kill myself? lol
stevevideos2010 1 year ago
Great tips and nice video.
MySweetnsassy 1 year ago
lol
mdilates 2 years ago
haha the suprising people thing is true cause my accident video is suprising and I get so many views on that one for some reason
Boukie12345 2 years ago
Wow, I have that Drunk Monk mask. Made a horror flick with it too. haha...
Yaxleygraphx 2 years ago
That was really cool, I wonder what the doctor had to say bout the dude who got his hands stuck in the toaster, lol...
Gigimadagogo 2 years ago
"Dr. Penfield, I can smell burnt toast ...!"
yukadoo 1 year ago
who has that in there back yard??
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trick9850 2 years ago
i thought this was goin 2 be about like putin in a cheat or sum to get more plays....this is jus useless tips..
TIPSquadTV 2 years ago
How are these tips useuless. You probaly need all the help you can get for getting more views on youtube.
DanielHelps 2 years ago
@TIPSquadTV no you were just entertained :]
TarnaComedy 2 years ago
just a comment to show you i was entertained :)
msgol1 2 years ago
Where the monk hit him :D
wcooper97 2 years ago
yeah that hurt a bit...lol
Delaypat 2 years ago
OMFG!! I started crying from the chicken part! OH ROFL!!
wcooper97 2 years ago
That was fun, I kept missing
Delaypat 2 years ago
Wicked Video man
fearlessfreakarc 2 years ago
how did you get a toilet bowl
kyt321 2 years ago
It was in my back yard. My girls grandma collected them to use as planters, good idea, but strange!
Delaypat 2 years ago
tO THE pOINT
lalitkhungar 2 years ago
Omg, great tips, ty so much :)
TheJohan9595 2 years ago
useless
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good video !! thanks for the tips !!
DavidBruce007 2 years ago
hey mr. safety what your latest videos
igzzzzz543 2 years ago
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KasioKristmas 2 years ago
love the video
lilbeedee090708 2 years ago
FUCK YOU THIS WAS A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME!
haha :P
LlewRocksSocks 2 years ago
i need more views so, plz help me
95bradders95 2 years ago
you'll never know what my videos are like unless you watch them... and if you don't subscribe, lions will come to your house and eat your balls. Then they will puke it into your pet's food dish. Then your pet will eat your puked up balls and then they will turd it out. And then I will come over and attach them back on your body. So then you'll have puke turd balls. Have fun with that
ThePinkSpork 2 years ago
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TeeVeeComedy 2 years ago
5:00 to 6:32 is great..the thing with goldn palace....i laughed...and thats the one important thing on youtube....making emotions!
niknameismynicname 2 years ago
thanks for the tips!
*you are getting very sleepy....a howler monkey will drop kick you in the junk if you don't check out my vids* haha!
klosch84 2 years ago
hey
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iSekC 2 years ago
All critics are good people? Think cory THINK! Your right about one thing, watching you say things in your videos that make no sense is VERY entertaining lol. People like you actually exist? lol of course!
snowball11 2 years ago
Cory is full of shit. He picked the guy because he lives near by. The guy only agreed so he can be in his vid.
snowball11 2 years ago
Actually, no one was voting on the contest so I had all my friends leave comments and thats how I won. And yes I did agree so I could be in a video, wouldn't you do the same!?!
Delaypat 2 years ago
well since you put it like that I guess I understand. I was just being critical. I was bored like cory says in the video lol. Well cya! But I still think I would've taken the 50 bucks lol
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lilsantana13 2 years ago
Great Video....very funny
farmboy16933 2 years ago
some people may take the shocking part seriously.
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WillyRavaRova 2 years ago
i commet because i can no other reasons
boylan00013 2 years ago
how to handle your critics...
beat them up? lol
Daveatingcab 2 years ago
Nice...guy, your good!
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FairSlash 2 years ago
I love space rock!
muddyify 2 years ago
Sweet, come and check out some more Delayed Sleep on my channel. Actually since this video was uploaded we have many more videos up. IF you like Can, Neu! Magnog you will love us! PS this is pat from the video
Delaypat 2 years ago
im going to get raped by turtles? but but... i love turtles...
heathernichole125 2 years ago
and obviously they love you back
Scarygnomeproducts 2 years ago
im from sacramento, california too. I'm gonna come find you and slice your chicago bulls off
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JoshA5691 2 years ago
What the fuck!??
The video with the guy sticking his hands in the toaster...
that's my kitchen.
An exact replica, Im not even kidding.
What the hell!???!1
ZeranZeran 2 years ago
thanks for the info.
groovepainter 2 years ago
your vids are kikass (a finch will fly up your ass lol)
jackbomba12 2 years ago
i have that same scooby doo pillow. its in my dog's bed.
shizenyasuya 2 years ago
massive goggles cory!!
EpicF4ilure 2 years ago
i remember those stupid videos from like 5 years ago on newgrounds
jakedude6 2 years ago
another way is to put words that prople will most likely search in your title/description/tags like a popular video game/tv show/movie but u also need to make the vid good so theyll sub
Calvezthemexicanjedi 2 years ago
you either going summing, or ski diving with these goggles
kwik13a 2 years ago
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nagzac33 2 years ago
what if your just not a popular channel like FRED?
hotwhire 2 years ago
yeh wht then? i wanna kno as well
Tificial 2 years ago
good shit :)
djcuttone 2 years ago
Wth....... I think I might have lost views..... how did this even help to get views?
Remix756 2 years ago
i do all this and yet i only have around a hundred views per video, and only 35 subscribers. : (
semajkecyr 2 years ago
What I don't get is when people are like "can I have my 12 seconds back?" it took longer than 12 seconds to write there comments
chickenwirefenceguy 2 years ago 3
Haha. Nice one xD
TheStuartCarson 2 years ago
That's some good advice, and good music.
KChapman333 2 years ago
This is awesome! Funny and informative!
sarahlacroixmusic 2 years ago
i liked how he drank coke while meditating hahaha
anastasiasongs 2 years ago
hey i make sonic videoes have a idea i cn use
kdhif54 2 years ago
um... dont you mean views?
skinnyluk 2 years ago
cory is really tall
KillerKreate 2 years ago
lmao XD nice vid man
TITAN081345 2 years ago
nice glasses
giandbrishow 2 years ago
2:38 hahahah i have the same scoobydoo pillow as you!!! by th way the mask kinda scared me at first XD.
HEARTluv17 2 years ago
Nice, scooby FTW!!
Delaypat 2 years ago
i have that pillow too
Avaquaire 2 years ago
GoldenPalace.........LOL...I still laugh man!! HAH
Delaypat 2 years ago
how do i comment in your acount there is no comment box
17377584 2 years ago
Gotta be his friend
RotomTheMotor 2 years ago
um... dont you mean views?
b0w5er 2 years ago
Good
alamomike 2 years ago
yea sacramento!!!!!!!!!!!!
az0chase7257 2 years ago
totally agreed... i tried somethings.. but don't work... but these tutorials i watched is pretty much true
latorrejomar 2 years ago
Thanks for the advise!
trekkiefan10 2 years ago
was the ride fun
appletreewithcow 2 years ago
this video wasn't helpful I gotta say but keep your head up. I still cant get people to watch my hilarious remake of TOXIC-by Brtitney Spears. I dont get comments either.
Poptso 2 years ago
That's probably due to its' god-awful sound quallity. Not being a douche, I'm just sayin if people can understand what you're saying it might be a tad more appealing instead of appalling.
bbodine61 2 years ago
nice video!
cheerleaderx16 2 years ago 2
great video way to go
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CorkPessimist 2 years ago
Great vid! Do you have any tips specifically for machinina views?
coochi6 2 years ago
i dont care about my views, becuase one of my videos almost reached10K views, LOL, its ok, still alot for me, im trying to reach 100 subscribers
ffbug 2 years ago
thanks mister safety
abadkitty808 2 years ago
Hmmm. . .this video wasn't actually that helpful. I wonder how I can get more people to watch my video 'Teenage Werewolf' by Rabid Rat Fondue.
There seems to be Lots of other Teenage Werewolf videos about that old Michael Landon film (which inspired my song) but I worry that mine isn't getting seen. What should I do?
ironbuttermilk 2 years ago
hi bro i make comic book related videos u got an idea how can i get more views
marvelking2009 2 years ago
you got to be stupid to stick your hands in the toster... lol but it was funny... did anyone els see the shock he got from it? it looked like it hurt
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XxJamesPoisonxX 2 years ago
you could die when you stick your hands in the toaster
Slipknot8822 2 years ago
Can you?
ALMOSTLA 2 years ago
yes you get like 10 A in u=u dead XP
Slipknot8822 2 years ago
lol
ALMOSTLA 2 years ago
" tell people their going to get raped by a massive amount of turtles" XD ROFLMAO
killermanbearpig 2 years ago
okay i'll post a video response and start using your tips... thnx
ezcashmentor 2 years ago
oh yeah i saw that toaster video.but i watched it after i got used to Cory being diffrent from Mr.Saftey,so it was kinda weird
MarchOfTheSilvAs 2 years ago
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1BigKanak 2 years ago
thnx for suggesting to post a video response.
Trojanitus9600 2 years ago
i has awsome video
rtwfan829 2 years ago
some ppl dont like my video :[ i even now thay suck :[
Gravecatlove 2 years ago
And that is mwhy you DON'T stick your hands in the toaster xd.
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