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  • Hi thanks,people like my videos am new but how can i get this

    subscribe sign.

  • Lol so true. DjEphixa got me to subscribe because I laughed at his subscribe button. It said: "Push button, receive bacon" then it showed a picture of bacon in a hand. I laughed, subscribed, and listened to every song/video that DjEphixa uploaded. True story.

  • Please visit my channel 4 big laughs

  • 240p we meet again >.>

  • please watch my lego videos

  • i need tips on how you guys think of my FIRST VID ever so i can improve please help

  • Plz look at my channel needing some views

  • watch my channel . channel name-kick the shit. and awesome vid man thanks it

    helped me

  • no one ever watches my videos

  • WHO STILL USES MYSPACE :P

    i know it's 2006 during this video now its 2011 but lol

  • Holy crap...am I right in saying that the music during the "Lesson Three" bit was the gregorian chant from Mystery of Santo Domingo? o_O (If I'm right, that makes me a total loser, lol)

  • OMFG the 1st video i saw from cory :DDDD

  • BUT FINCHES

    haahaha

  • God I was such a nooob!!! I was scared of the camera!! HAHAH! I love coming back to this every now and then!!

  • this has inspired me to make a ridable toilet

  • @FiEryGAMES Thats awesome!! I have to tell you, watch when picking it up..I cut myself pretty good in this video

  • corys videos are on point !

  • toaster thing was good

  • Thank you Cory, for you inspiring words!

  • this was very helpful for me..thank you

  • how much views do you think i could get by blowin shit up

  • But Finches tickle!!!

  • thanks

  • lol lesson 2 made no sense whatsoever.

    im now replying to a video that is SUPPOSE to be giving me INFORMATION, Not "ENTERTAINMENT".

    so if I was to say "this video sucks" then how can entertainment influence me to type this message when I didnt get good information which leads me to critisize the vid?

    does this guy know the difference between entertainment and information?

  • This was very good and thank you for the information,

  • Lmao!!! I was laughing sooo hard

  • AT 1:36 THAT CHICKEN IS THE SAME ONE THATS IN MY BROTHERS CLOSET!!!

  • whats up with your sunglasses

  • i disagree with the statement that if someone leaves a bad comment that they are entertained . i 've left negative comments before not because im entertained but because i thought it was so awful i had to say something . so i dont think negative feedback necessarily constitutes entertainment . but i guess it's show biz ......in a sense and all publicity is good publicity .

  • I'm a penis lover so I'm going to leave a penis comment 8=====-

  • how do I get sponsored

  • Check meh out (DemiLovatoBFF) I sing and i have videos from concerts, i sometimes have contests to get u more subscribers and I have another channel 6friendsrandomlol which has a bunch of funny unique and magical videos for u to watchh!!!!! Hope ya'll have a great dayy!!!!! xoxo ~Sarah

  • aren't you the mean kitty guy ?

  • @parodyhunters yes and no, he was mr. saftey before all of this mean kitty stuff

  • @parodyhunters yes but he doesn't go by that. he's Mr.Safety

  • How do I post my video as a video response?

  • @mrpenguin237

    when you want to post a comment there is option on right side that says Attach a video...click on it

  • @TheSaka24 Cool thanks!

  • cool i live in sacto!

  • i was entertained by you hitting the racoon with the chicken.

  • @MangosiLuv Thanks!

  • man ..like 57,000 VIEWS and im not even getting 1-2 views a day at my channel . still think that some one is blocking my views?? oh well tnx..

  • @coloradostar50 i got 19 lol

  • @coloradostar50 dude......I know

  • Useful, thanks bro

  • best white rapper on the east coast

  • mw2

  • check out my songs 13 year old goes hard

  • check out my vids

  • TYPE IN YUN DAVE FEELIN IT

  • Hey everyone------ANYONE WHO SUBS ME I WILL SUB BACK.....

  • hey everyone DO YOU WANT A FREE SUBSCRIBER? simply subscribe to me and leave a message to me saying subscribe back :) and i will subscribe back to you:) and you get a free subscriberr:)

  • Really enjoy your videos,ive been trying making videos,but because of the editing became impossible to upload with a decent quality ,i finally just upload one,just one take kind of lame (the one i did and never upload was ok,with effects and subject) im a graphic designer and consider a funny guy,but put that on video is a different story ,im a bit self conscious about my accent of video,as most of the people here speak english as a fist language ,any recommendations ? kill myself? lol

  • Great tips and nice video.

  • lol

  • haha the suprising people thing is true cause my accident video is suprising and I get so many views on that one for some reason

  • Wow, I have that Drunk Monk mask. Made a horror flick with it too. haha...

  • That was really cool, I wonder what the doctor had to say bout the dude who got his hands stuck in the toaster, lol...

  • "Dr. Penfield, I can smell burnt toast ...!"

  • who has that in there back yard??

  • i thought this was goin 2 be about like putin in a cheat or sum to get more plays....this is jus useless tips..

  • How are these tips useuless. You probaly need all the help you can get for getting more views on youtube.

  • @TIPSquadTV no you were just entertained :]

  • just a comment to show you i was entertained :)

  • Where the monk hit him :D

  • yeah that hurt a bit...lol

  • OMFG!! I started crying from the chicken part! OH ROFL!!

  • That was fun, I kept missing

  • Wicked Video man

  • how did you get a toilet bowl

  • It was in my back yard. My girls grandma collected them to use as planters, good idea, but strange!

  • tO THE pOINT

  • Omg, great tips, ty so much :)

  • useless

  • hey mr. safety what your latest videos

  • ((( NICE MASK ))))

  • love the video

  • FUCK YOU THIS WAS A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME!

    haha :P

  • i need more views so, plz help me

  • you'll never know what my videos are like unless you watch them... and if you don't subscribe, lions will come to your house and eat your balls. Then they will puke it into your pet's food dish. Then your pet will eat your puked up balls and then they will turd it out. And then I will come over and attach them back on your body. So then you'll have puke turd balls. Have fun with that

  • /watch?v=fBm_z5eRmFg

    Hilarious video, a must watch!

    You really really must watch this very funny video.

  • 5:00 to 6:32 is great..the thing with goldn palace....i laughed...and thats the one important thing on youtube....making emotions!

  • thanks for the tips!

    *you are getting very sleepy....a howler monkey will drop kick you in the junk if you don't check out my vids* haha!

  • hey

  • All critics are good people? Think cory THINK! Your right about one thing, watching you say things in your videos that make no sense is VERY entertaining lol. People like you actually exist? lol of course!

  • Cory is full of shit. He picked the guy because he lives near by. The guy only agreed so he can be in his vid.

  • Actually, no one was voting on the contest so I had all my friends leave comments and thats how I won. And yes I did agree so I could be in a video, wouldn't you do the same!?!

  • well since you put it like that I guess I understand. I was just being critical. I was bored like cory says in the video lol. Well cya! But I still think I would've taken the 50 bucks lol

  • Great Video....very funny

  • some people may take the shocking part seriously.

  • i commet because i can no other reasons

  • how to handle your critics...

    beat them up? lol

  • Nice...guy, your good!

  • I love space rock!

  • Sweet, come and check out some more Delayed Sleep on my channel. Actually since this video was uploaded we have many more videos up. IF you like Can, Neu! Magnog you will love us! PS this is pat from the video

  • im going to get raped by turtles? but but... i love turtles...

  • and obviously they love you back

  • im from sacramento, california too. I'm gonna come find you and slice your chicago bulls off

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  • What the fuck!??

    The video with the guy sticking his hands in the toaster...

    that's my kitchen.

    An exact replica, Im not even kidding.

    What the hell!???!1

  • thanks for the info.

  • your vids are kikass (a finch will fly up your ass lol)

  • i have that same scooby doo pillow. its in my dog's bed.

  • massive goggles cory!!

  • i remember those stupid videos from like 5 years ago on newgrounds

  • another way is to put words that prople will most likely search in your title/description/tags like a popular video game/tv show/movie but u also need to make the vid good so theyll sub

  • you either going summing, or ski diving with these goggles

  • what if your just not a popular channel like FRED?

  • yeh wht then? i wanna kno as well

  • good shit :)

  • Wth....... I think I might have lost views..... how did this even help to get views?

  • i do all this and yet i only have around a hundred views per video, and only 35 subscribers. : (

  • What I don't get is when people are like "can I have my 12 seconds back?" it took longer than 12 seconds to write there comments

  • Haha. Nice one xD

  • That's some good advice, and good music.

  • This is awesome! Funny and informative!

  • i liked how he drank coke while meditating hahaha

  • hey i make sonic videoes have a idea i cn use

  • um... dont you mean views?

  • cory is really tall

  • lmao XD nice vid man

  • nice glasses

  • 2:38 hahahah i have the same scoobydoo pillow as you!!! by th way the mask kinda scared me at first XD.

  • Nice, scooby FTW!!

  • i have that pillow too

  • GoldenPalace.........LOL...I still laugh man!! HAH

  • how do i comment in your acount there is no comment box

  • Gotta be his friend

  • um... dont you mean views?

  • Good

  • yea sacramento!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • totally agreed... i tried somethings.. but don't work... but these tutorials i watched is pretty much true

  • Thanks for the advise!

  • was the ride fun

  • this video wasn't helpful I gotta say but keep your head up. I still cant get people to watch my hilarious remake of TOXIC-by Brtitney Spears. I dont get comments either.

  • That's probably due to its' god-awful sound quallity. Not being a douche, I'm just sayin if people can understand what you're saying it might be a tad more appealing instead of appalling.

  • nice video!

  • great video way to go

  • Great vid! Do you have any tips specifically for machinina views?

  • i dont care about my views, becuase one of my videos almost reached10K views, LOL, its ok, still alot for me, im trying to reach 100 subscribers

  • thanks mister safety

  • Hmmm. . .this video wasn't actually that helpful. I wonder how I can get more people to watch my video 'Teenage Werewolf' by Rabid Rat Fondue.

    There seems to be Lots of other Teenage Werewolf videos about that old Michael Landon film (which inspired my song) but I worry that mine isn't getting seen. What should I do?

  • hi bro i make comic book related videos u got an idea how can i get more views

  • you got to be stupid to stick your hands in the toster... lol but it was funny... did anyone els see the shock he got from it? it looked like it hurt

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  • you could die when you stick your hands in the toaster

  • Can you?

  • yes you get like 10 A in u=u dead XP

  • lol

  • " tell people their going to get raped by a massive amount of turtles" XD ROFLMAO

  • okay i'll post a video response and start using your tips... thnx

  • oh yeah i saw that toaster video.but i watched it after i got used to Cory being diffrent from Mr.Saftey,so it was kinda weird

  • did u c my video about the corona clams pleas do

  • thnx for suggesting to post a video response.

  • i has awsome video

  • some ppl dont like my video :[ i even now thay suck :[

  • And that is mwhy you DON'T stick your hands in the toaster xd.

  • suscriped={

  • Cool, I'm gonna &qu