How To Get To Sleep and Stay There

[Fandeps3]

Step 1: smash your head with a heavy blunt object 'till you pass out.

Enjoy your second life!

[TheSandyNub]

1. Masturbate

2. Sleep like a rock.

[missymoomoozako]

Kids 9-11 on school nights should get 11-13 hours!

[martyssite]

@missymoomoozako no 9-10 11-13 is too much trust me im nine

[guddi250]

@martyssite Im 9 to bro

[Brian192813]

Or smoke weed

[kittygoezbang]

Tip: Dont Eat Cheese

[emogirlhateful]

@kittygoezbang why because it can give people nightmares? i read that somewhere

[kiesling8]

Just the music made me wanna fall asleep.

[gabriela123star]

That man wasn't wearing a sleep mask when it said you need one

[66LoveDove]

I am diagnosed with insomnia.. I haven't slept in 5 months :( I'm being serious.

[SuperHunter114]

How to sleep

Step 1: run in the forest from your wife

Step 2: meet guys play bowling with them

Step 3: fall asleep & end up like "Rip Van Winkle"

Did you Know turtles are slow

Step 3:

[tubecrew10]

Step 1: Make sure the milk isn't sour

[animefangirlly2000]

step 1: become Greece (axis powers hetalia)

step 2: tell me how the heck you did step 1~!!

[EvelynProductions1]

I don't drink achal I'm only 11.

[maanavlink]

@EvelynProductions1 I am 11 tomorrow

[TheHannahmmorgan]

whats the point of having a white noise recording if your using earplugs?

[AirsoftCart]

I CANT SLEEP WHEN THE DAMN PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 TRAILER IS THE AD

[KaliRoxYou]

Exercise? I'm out

[classicrockchick900]

step 1: pink is an aggrivating color, and your'e a man. change that first.

step 2: sleep like a rock

[SAKUYA2475]

optional- warm milk and a banana *shot*

[disneydreamerdancer]

When he was saying all those "what you need.." stuff. I thought "this is like one of those Goofy's How-to episodes".

[randomrighthere561]

What happens if your wife/husband keeps waning to have sex with you?

[axxo798]

eat some 'bad' spacecake 

[2weird4m3]

that's so weird i just had milk and banana and then came across this.lol guess im off to dreamland

[TheSableKitty]

That guy's pink comforter is awesome....

[cactusdannnn]

Who else laughed when he suggested a banana?

[NyanNyanNyanNyan6]

LMAO! The top comments made my life xDDDDD

[ilovecats328]

milk and a banana? sounds gross

[ilovecats328]

y banana?

[legogunbuilder97]

What if you have gas?

[ssjgogeta333]

Step 1:Lay in bed

Step 2:Close your eyes

Step 3:Dont move

[TheRequestNetwork1]

I was about to fall asleep watching this xD

[LOLPPFO]

you legit need 10 things to fucking sleep okaay i just lay my ass down in my bed close my eyes wake up at2 pm then go back to sleep i dont friken need a baby song to make me sleep

[zVenFTW]

My life will be completed when Howcast will finaly decide how to make a how to! Or even better, a How to die safely!

[SuicidalWolfi]

@zVenFTW Yes, Your life will be LITERALLY completed xDD

[1Shirakawa]

You can see the Cetaphil bottle in the bathroom

[FakeProjectNo2]

a warm glass of milk

and a banana

for some reason I thought that was funny.

[iamRPB]

surpose this could help... but i prefer to run face first into the wall, that also does the job

[WeirdGuy207]

Why are both the top comments on how to commit suicide?

[ilovedolly4]

Did you know?

I have 1 nose and 2 nostrils :O

[Bribananas]

@tulle275o I think it's because they think the fact was stupid, but I don't know...people are strange

[Lraeuser]

Did you know? People eat food.

[acornheart465]

@youngboyontheuni

[acornheart465]

I'm on my iPod at 4 am right now

[forest9997]

Can't I just listen to my iPod it would be a lot faster and easy

[wjm1406]

actually kids between 13 and 19 need 10-12 hours of sleep, as when you really grow and have the biggest growth spurt ever

puberty duhh

[micaelaboschetti]

Don't bananas have high potassium levels which gives you a lot of energy....

[DarthVADER568]

How to sleep

Step 1: lay on you bed

Step 2:duck tape your nostrils&mouth

Step 3:High five jeseus for me

[bamazudi]

@DarthVADER568 That would result in suicide which would result in them high-fiving satan for you.

[youngboyontheuni]

@bamazudi True, haha. Killing yourself is said to make you go to hell:/

[Thehangle7]

@DarthVADER568 What if you go to hell...

[DuffyMooCows]

How to Sleep

Step 1: Get some tape

Step 2: Lay on your bed

Step 3: Tape your eyes shut and don't move.

Did you know?: Bananas before bed are the #3 cause of nightmares!

[TheYanagomez]

i know how

step 1 sit somewhere cosy

step 2 watch this video TA DA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skyekross]

10-11 hours!?? teacher said 8 hours! no wonder im sleeping in school XD

[ewf127]

Step 1: Have sex.



[Courtneyyyyy1217]

A White Noise Recording?? YOU RACIST, BRO? :P

[dante4d]

Step 1: stop buying crystal meth

Step 2: start sleeping properly

[preciouskiss3]

Step 1: Drink Poison

Step 2: Sleep for years

[baldian3]

how bout something which doesnt require a bath and a humidifyer

[SweetNightmares100]

@redrooster280zxt Microwave

[SweetNightmares100]

I need 12 hours of sleep!

[NewToTheLyte]

No higher than 65 degrees?? Are you fucking mad? I'm trying to go to sleep, not be broke at the end of the month.

[redrooster280zxt]

How do you warm up milk ?



[TheRiguy1000]

@redrooster280zxt LAVA!

[redrooster280zxt]

@TheRiguy1000 WHATS LAVA ?!?!?! D:

[jermican]

sleeping is complicated.

[webkinzandmore7]

step one: take sleeping pills

step two: walk towards your bed

step three (this will self-activate): collapse on your bed

Congratulations! for once in your life you fell asleep!!

Did you know. . .

you have at least one tooth in your head between the ages of 1-100,000 years old

[Hank1076]

Step 1:Get a knife

Step 2:Now point it at your chest(Don't let it touch your chest(yet))

Step 3:Now stab it forcefully into your chest

You are asleep and feel no pain plus you won't wake up because you are dead...

[W3RSoRAND0M]

do you mean to die?

[immacrazygirl1]

kk we ger it the did u knows are obvious calm down u guys are funny ;) XD

[ThisIsHumanBrain]

You Will need : - To masturbate and smoke some good Weed !

[Narutofighterboy]

He wasn't even doing the sit ups right. LOL

[GirlsTeenLife]

Did you know?

My grandma is a female!

[CDA441]

Step 1: drink beer

Step 2: drink more beer

Step 3: drink a glass of vodka

Step 4: get sleepy

Step 5: fall asleep and barf

[SapphireHeart100]

I have the same Thermometer/a/c mijiggy..

[town774]

Did you know, the sky is blue?

[nuttymonkey11]

did you know?

a ripe strawberry is red.

[DarkZerkerX]

I've been sleeping for 6 - 8 hours on weekdays since I was 9 years old. It's awesome, I can do so much more stuff.

[AlexRayyRaps]

Get to sleep and stay there... called a gun

[BulletCowboy]

"& a banana" lol... what the fuck !

[Splahsgv]

Step one: Stop watching Howcast!

[50spano]

did you know?

my mother has a vagina.

[JuliusIsMe]

Did you know that billions people masturbate?

[bman101298]

0:57 creepy as heck! I have all of that in my shower. axe body wash, garnier fructice, and cetaphil soap

[kangaroo52100]

WE HAVE THAT THERMOSTAT THINGY!!!

[kittenchowpooky7]

Did you know?

Its proven if you have more birthdays you'll live longer.

[auttomstar481]

how to goto sleep and stay there you will need:a bitchy grandma and a fluffy pillow

step 1 listen to your grandma bitch all day

step 2 put the fluffy pillow in your pillow case

step 3 PILLOW FIGHT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

step 4 goto sleep knowing you beat the shit outta your grandma

[bamazudi]

Howcast somehow managed to turn something as simple as sleep into something complex like quantum physics.

[torontoBluejays87]

Lol, I love how I actually looked up "how to fall asleep", man I am a complete idiot. So are all of you other viewers on this video!

[flamenite45]

And thats why im 10.

[wildmanoman]

I have RMD how the fuck do i stop rocking :C

[TalbotEric]

Did you know that: the two top rated comments are always the same?

Step 1: Mark the most recent one as spam since he copied from the older one.

Step 2: Like this comment

[wildbcwest]

What about 12?

[Penguinlocer88890]

I'm watching videos on how to fall asleep while I'm trying to fall asleep

[epicfail320]

guess what! im trying to get tired, so i watch boring stuff

*ahem*howcast*cough cough*

[machar2009]

''do you lie in bed tossing and turning all night''

[TheAnaRules]

and how im gona get that wen i just going 2 sleep?

[goldenglock1]

Did you know?

My left foot has five toes.

[agent4754]

@goldenglock1 and your right one does not????

[greenpie891]

@goldenglock1 HOLY SHIT MY LEFT FOOT HAS 8 TOES!

[snsdrock]

@goldenglock1 OMG NO I DIDNT

[SapphireHeart100]

@goldenglock1 NO WAYYY! xD

[ubeautygirl]

@goldenglock1 And youre right one Doesn't?

[kaddany4644]

@goldenglock1 FFFFFUUUU i have 4 toes!

[rebalalliance712]

@goldenglock1 I have four, freak. jk.

[goldenglock1]

How to sleep

You will need:

A bed

A pillow

Optional:

A blanket and

a banana.

1. Fall the fuck asleep.

2. If that doesn't work, take the banana and shove it down your throat, suffocating you, giving you ETERNAL sleep, bitches.

[denizoniiix]

since i remember i was sleeping only 5-6 hrs and i'm perfectly normal. DONT SLEEP 12 HRS. WASTE OF TIME !

[kitanasbeauty]

did you know? that was the most dumbest, and obvious video ive ever watched

[monishpahuja]

trust me if u drink one litre of vodka ull sleep like a baby :D

[boomboyo]

How To Sleep

step one: lie down

step two: close your eyes and dont move

PRO TIP: if you don't have a bed, the floor will work just as well

step 3:sleep

Did you know?: jumping off a building will help you sleep by killing you!

[Kickflips88]

First you will need to get the fuck off the computer.

Second close your fucking eyes.

Third if that doesnt work have your friend, mom, or dad hit you with a champaigne bottle.

Did you know? 9 out of 10 fake doctors agree sleep is good.

[luckylu9]

you will need a bed or floor

optional: a pillow and blanket

fall the fuck asleep

did you know that bathrooms have toliets in them

[victoriahoward1]

you will need:

a pillow and a bed

optional:

a blanket and a floor

step 1: lay down on your bed close your eyes and dream.

if you dont have a bed or a couch sleep on the ground

do you know? New Years is every year.

[gck86]

Step 7: Listen to music?if you listen to wrong music like heavy metal.End up will make you stay awake.

[corrinebarba]

Do you serously need that much things just to sleep?? i just sleep and then i stay there

[DylanCrashes]

Omg im sleepy now.

[XxShOeEaTeRxX]

@MrTurtleman7 because a banana has a natural sleeping hormone called melatonin which is not only good for you but it helps you fall alseep , try it sometime =D

[FireKinta]

oO that guy looks like Mike Shinoda

[Imthespa]

Damn it just ate chocolate...first day..

[CatsAttack73]

oh god.... a banana and WARM milk... that sounds soooo wrong :3

[ItsAisheeBitch]

EXERCISE?! Forget it..

[Halexms]

yet.. at my age of 27, I still need 14 hours of sleep a day!

[fightforthislove1000]

bananas are scientifically proven to give you nightmares when you have one just as your about to go to sleep..

[dendoiii]

HOW TO SLEEP

step1: Go to bed and close you eyes

step2: DONT FUKIN MOVE

[xxEmoDude09xx]

Cut back on the Alcohol? How did they know some people are alcoholics?

[AAAfansite]

woahwoah wait?

stay active through out the day....

-seconds later-

take a relaxing warm bath

[SoshiLoveable]

i sleep on the side and i end up sleeping in a different position when i wake up,and i do not wake up so easily

[liam01542]

iam back at school in 4 days

[Triumphguy1]

howcast rocks

[hotboi745]

you will need:

A bed

Ambien

Optional:

A blanket

A pillow

[AGRaver21]

yeah cause everyone buys all that for sleep.

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

you will need:some sort of bed or floor optional:pillow and blanket

step one:lay or sit down

step two:close your eyeballs and stay in that possition until you fall asleep

did you know? christmas comes every year in december.

[HazelsMew]

@ManyAwsomeNoodles its eye lids not eye balls XD

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

@HazelsMew yes but I say EYEBALLS

[mitk01]

@ManyAwsomeNoodles LMAO xD... You made my day xD...

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

@mitk01 HEHE yay

[DJFAXONATION]

@ManyAwsomeNoodles LMFAO now im never gonna get to sleep

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

@DJFAXONATION your welcome?

[LexiiSotan]

it's 3 a.m. i'm trying to do this, it's obviously isn't working -.-"

[WorzBila]

On air con I can already sleep

[theappleexpress]

You will need

a bed

Chamomile

optional

Weed

cough syrup

[Babyfacemalla]

All I heard was "blah blah blah". I'm so tired :(

[rivergirlre]

@SupaFlyBoyZz699 your a complete idiot. Milk is exceptionally good for you and so are bananas they are high in protein and low in calories. I'm sure you eat ice cream and cake before bed you ignorant twat

[SupaFlyBoyZz699]

hahaha take banana n drink milk n go to sleep ur ass will get fat when u wake up good luck working out to burn that shiet off

[jessrnorris]

DAMMIT i thought finishing off that six pack woulda been a good idea. Too late now!

[PcGameHunter]

Banana and milk .... Penis ?

[hearmehowl726]

tehee... bananna before bed...

[LindzeeKeem]

Dont eat a banana before bed..

You'll get nightmares

I'm not kidding D:

[loOoOover100]

@LindzeeKeem LOL really ? 

[LindzeeKeem]

@loOoOover100 Yeah :P

[loOoOover100]

@LindzeeKeem i tried it and i had i nightmare i swear to god !!

[LindzeeKeem]

@loOoOover100 IKR D:

[loOoOover100]

@LindzeeKeem yea !

[mermaidsh2o]

@LindzeeKeem Thanks for the tip bro!

[Betoo151]

how to fall asleap faster : watch thoes videos -O-

[SergeantZombie]

As odd as it is i fall asleep faster when i listen to eminem.

[hydeisfunny]

@LOve4Cookies tht ia exaclty wat happens to me!!

[hydeisfunny]

@LOve4Cookies

[mymarcus10]

white noise is creepy.

[xoxoerikaxoxo88]

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC

its making me fall asleep

[TheReckoner007]

That's some fucking macgiver shit in the beginning

[xxmakeuploverxxisa]

i sleep 12 hours a day and im 14 lol

[DramaQueen9324]

I've tried all these tips and they didn't work :/

[legominifigguy]

i sleep naked and i sleep fine

[DoomedBears]

Why did I laugh so much when he said banana the first time but not the second time?

[TheNightsMoon]

What if you have a sleeping disorder? None of this works for me. I have to take pills.