Re: Fact Train

[chriseffwitha3]

Blindy McNoseecolors???? HHAHAHAHA that is the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[StiinaLustig]

LOL! Once again! I hardly EVER laugh out loud...I have prohibited myself from watching your videos when there's other people around cause I guffaw embarrassingly. Thanks. :/

[Chaosking549]

who goes to th library to get books? lol

[RogCBrand]

LOL! It is hard to figure out who to tag- I figured even if they hadn't posted a tag vid they most likely were working on one!

I loved the flying remote hitting you!

Congratulations on your graduation!!!

Great tag vid!!!

One of my friends is color blind too, but he's a great artist!

"Jeffery the Referee"

LOL!!!

Ever since my days of Sesame Street addiction I've loved the "mahnahmahnah" song!

:D

[dolphinstarbeam]

High Five!

[TheFamousStacie]

Mmmmmm brownies, well Nickels and Crimes - we know where your name comes from now you library thief! Thanks for the TAG, I put a video up on theINfamousStacie. Great video, hehe! Have fun at graduation. CongratS!

[shorty4life444]

Ouch, thats gotta be a big bill for the book being overdue :P

I did the quick math

15 years ago x 365 days x .05 cents per day = 273.75

So if you turn it in the day it was due, but 15 years later, they are gunna want $273.75 outta you

Better bring your wallet...xD

[moscowmasha]

The music you use is SWEET.

I woulda tagged you, but YOU WERE ALREADY TAGGED. *glare*

Haha, I never thought of Rae's username that way. You have perverted my mind forever, Jeff. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

[TalithaK]

HAHA you are too funny!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Why thank you :)

[TalithaK]

No problemo :)

[Feignednoob]

Hmm i was wondering if your accent in all your vids are actually your actual accent? cuz i couldn't help to notice that there're some slightly different way of you pronouncing some words. Hey, make a video with your actual accent, it will be interesting to listen to it.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yes, I try to cover it up a lot.... doesn't really work. For some God awful reason, a lot of people wanna hear it so I might stop holding back lol

[natztheflip]

hahah! lol this was totally cute. you got a new subscriber jeff! =)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks so much! I really really appreciate it!

[thatotherguy2751]

wow i watched this video yesterday, and i friggin forgot to post a comment!!!

but as the feedback goes, awesome as always and thank you for finally designating the correct sign for spreadsheet, that has haunted me for years.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Jake!!!!

What's up man?!? But you didn't know I minored in sign language did you? Alright I lied lol. Dude get back online!

[lduk]

LMAO. The winking thing cracks me up.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LD, I know you got called out. I was gonna get you if Joe didn't. Consider yourself double tagged. Get on that. Now. lol.

[freethrow411]

nice school picture from back in the day "sexy" hahah

[lobi89]

Ha ha... Yeah, that made me giggle. :P

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Who is this weirdo? Get away from me stalker. lol

[sweetflavah]

u made me calculate how much you would owe for that book. i'm a big geek. and that is $273.75. i really don't have a life, do I??? haha

[NickelsAndCrimes]

HAHA! I did the same thing lol! But you gotta remember to multiply by two cause of my bro's book too lol. Woohoo math geeks! lol

[sweetflavah]

that's right. i forgot. hey, maybe if you wait long enough those books will become rare copies and sell for more that what you owe! hahaha you know, when walruses start to go extict or something.

[AZbookgal]

Many libraries have a maximum fine limit - so that people won't just keep the books because the fines are so big. :) They just want their books back. Some libraries even have "library fine forgiveness" programs periodically so that people will bring in those long lost items. :)

[sweetflavah]

that would make sense.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, I'm such a loser lol. I actually feel really bad about it. Judging by your name, you seem to be a pro on the subject lol.

[NietzscheNu]

Hey Jeff,

are you completly color blind or do you just mix certain colors up? Hope your hearing is well Def Jeff Comedy Jam.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, I'm the weird, mix up certain colors type. Which I feel is worse than being black and white color blind because no one understands it when I try to explain what I have lol.

[helledusseda]

liked your facts ;) heh..

Is it really possible to change channel-name. Cause I reall need a new one. How's it done?

:)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Umm actually I don't think you can lol. But Now that I think about it, I feel like you should be able to lol. Good call!

[helledusseda]

darn...I really regret taking this silly name. Nobody outside of Denmark knows what it is.. but anyway, thanks for responding X-D

Have a nice one!

-Joey

[afilover123]

lol, ur so funny!!! i would love if you hit on me =]

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thank you! And why thank you lol ;) Oh good! The wink face winks with the right eye! woohoo!

[vanawesome]

nice with the beck at the end. HELL YES.. DO do do bee doo doo.

[heather0585]

i completly agree with your opinions on fudge, i got some fudge over christmas i kept wishing it were a brownie

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LOL! I know! I got like 2 plates of fudge from relatives! It was a little upsetting to tell you the truth lol

[xzmusicfairyzx]

jefferey the referee..

sounds kinda cool actually!

:P

[NickelsAndCrimes]

It's a bit of a stretch in terms of a rhyme but I'll take that over "Jeff is def" or something like that lol

[xzmusicfairyzx]

lol, thats funny too!

No, i'll think of something original .. a cooler one just for u. haha :0

[GimmeBWW]

I've been afraid to go to the library because I had a book out so long that I thought surely I'd have dozens of dollars in fines. It was only ten dollars. I paid cash, right there.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I'm sure they've updated their system so they don't even know I have it right now lol. I'll probably just open the door, throw it in, and run away lol

[GimmeBWW]

That's basically what I did with my book when I took it back, but I was afraid to go back after that.

[ItHappens117]

lol sexy.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I'm so upset! YouTube kept cutting off this little bit at the very end with that picture! I'm probably through it in an upcoming vid lol

[kraznadar]

LOL Blindy McNoseecolors... oh man, greeeaaaaat video!

It's crazy how different you looked in that picture man. I honestly wouldn't have recognized you!

And on behalf of all the children in america who had to do projects on sea-lions in the past 14 years -- "I fuckin' hate you." Really. They said that. With every ounce of hate that their 9 years of life could muster.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

What the f?!?! I think I most have over commented because like none of my repsonses showed up lol.

Anyways, I am petrified of this legion of preteens you have conjured. And I feel awful for my actions. As an alternative source for data, I've heard some pretty good things about this new internet thing.

[Mikisthatchick]

your name is def the best out of those, jeff.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lame but clean.

It sound like the name of a mario party mini-game. You probably have no idea what the hell that is lol. Oh well. But thank you non the less

[coldblooded2008]

brownies ARE better than fudge... also; I don't think library fines can exceed the price of the book... or at least they wouldn't be able to in my world :) good to see you!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Way better. way waaaay better lol.

I really need to do something with the book though. I have a deep fear it will stop me from getting into heaven or something lol!

[happynhyper102]

Hey Lmao u really need to make more videos they make me laugh so please. N your display picture is handcuffs How could u think that someone couldnt make it dirty.

= ]

Ps i cant wink either ;)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Wow. Wow. You're so right. wow. lol. Good call, I have some rethinking to do lol.

And thank you by the way. I'm sure most people laugh at instead of with but I'll take it lol

[buzzybumblebree1981]

Excellent :-) Good to see you back.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Why thank you. It's great to have something up again lol

[lifeinacndyswrl]

Your facts were awesome! I wish I had cool nicknames. That must be some huge library fine! Oh man! haha. Oh! So, how did the paper go? I'm curious as to what you used!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

That paper was crazy but good lol. I went to school and got stuck in a snow storm and they kick me out of the library and we got stuck in the snow blah blah blah. But I got it done with 15 minutes to spare lol. And I filled it up with soooo many quotes. It was a beautiful thing lol. And I'm like 90% positive I quoted you so thanks again! You Rock!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

Well that's awesome! :) I'm glad it worked out!

[KRC588]

hahahah the winking thing was awesome! then the sexy thing was hilarious! and thanks for the tag dude! i'll add it to my vid!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey man! yeah... I was editing my vid and took a break and saw you just posted... I was like, "how did he know I was gonna tag him!?!?" So thanks for using your ESP lol

[heather0585]

pronounce yo friggin ahhhs! :P

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I should put subtitles for the whole thing. My accent is terrible lol. Sorry you have to listen to it lol

[heather0585]

lol thats not it at all, it was very amusing. i love your accent

[claytonian]

well ten second intro ain't so bad after all

[NickelsAndCrimes]

This is really sad but I specifically sped it up with you in mind lol. So thanks for saying that lol.

[disneykid1]

*makes note to stay on your right side.*

[newzikiwi]

you want him to hit on you?!?#@

[Mikisthatchick]

haha nice joe. i'm gonna go watch your rabbits channel video next :D

[NickelsAndCrimes]

There it is.

I expected nothing less from you lol

[claytonian]

maybe that's why I don't mind now

[missbananacheeks]

it's a heavy read hahaha. it's okay I moved from nh to ny and never returned a library book before I left and that was about 11 years ago. and congrats being done with school! :-)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, I might try to go for a record. This book will haunt me forever lol.

And Thank you so much! I'm so pumped but a little taken back by it lol

[Feignednoob]

Blindy Mcnoseecolor??!? LOL..they were mean to discriminate colorblind ppl.

Oh, umm, hmm.. keith already made the vid. So i think you will have to retag another fella

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I know haha I'm such a slacker. as I was editing it, I took a little break and saw that he posted one and I was like "son of a gun!" lol Oh well

[Pathogen82]

sup Biggy...you comming to ninja classes or what?

peace

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol deal.

I'm pissed cause I took it down twice more after I sent that message to you. It kept cutting off the last bit and it was like my favorite part! Oh well, I'll prob use it in another vid.

[LadyApple32]

"Pronounce yer friggin "r"s

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I realized when I re-watched it that I don't even say "r's" lol I just said "ahhs". I'm sure like half of the people watching this have no idea what the hell I'm talking about lol

[LadyApple32]

I think it's funny. And about the book...it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that overdue library books are a sin, but I don't know about the Koran...I'll get on it!

[sad0me]

lmao "what type of videos?" lmaooo loved it!

u can just drop the book off in those little boxes or sometin, u dun really have to give them to the librarian.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, I was even getting desperate and thinking of throwing them into the middle and speeding away lol. Your idea sounds much better lol

[wondora]

yeah, I couldn't wink, TOO!!

but your wink is really cute ;>

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Oh yes, it gets all the ladies lol yeah.... strike that lol

[DominationVideos]

you're color blind? cool new fun fact! lol it feels awesome to hear my name in someone else's video...

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey man!

Thanks for tagging man seriously. Was a blast making it!

[raegoesdown]

oh and i could say something very perverted to you right now but i won't. not where everyone can see cause when i go down on you i'd rather it be private. OOOH! GOTCHA!

[raegoesdown]

LOL!

why do you have to put me DOWN like that!? i didn't even see that as a perverted name until now, thank you. its actually a movie, called igby goes down and no, its not a porno. you suck for tagging me. i never wanted to apart of this and i will also never forgive you for this.

[disneykid1]

hiiiii raeeeeeeeee!!!! *waves.*

[raegoesdown]

heeeeeeeeeyyy joeeeeeeeeeee!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I'm not worried about it. Maybe I'm just a sicko lol. That thought entered my mind late tonight and now everyone's gonna think I'm a perv.... Make that KNOW I'm a perv. ahhh just kidding lol.

But seriously do it.

[salmakesvideos]

yesssssssssssssss i got tagged! seriously man you made my day. get back online sir i haven't talked to you in a while.

dude the referee nick name is funny because you are wearing a black and white striped shirt. lolz hilarious video as always.

seriously hope to talk to you soon.

-s.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Nice! You gonna do one? I feel like a loser taggin people and putting the pressure on them lol.

And I should be online in the upcoming week. Things are starting to get back around normal here so I should be good.

[Angieanything]

Found your channel because of DK1... Love your channel!!!!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Well thank you very much. And yeah, Joe's pretty much the man lol

[Angieanything]

Yeah he is... But now you are too!!!

[LovennaHanLovesU]

hahaha congrats on the winking! and i loved your factss haha

[LovennaHanLovesU]

Oh i think i know why ppl call u scooter. maybe 'cause there is a singer/group ? named Scooter. and i guess u look like him...haha

his music vid is in my page actually! that's freaky..eh?

[NickelsAndCrimes]

That guy looks really creepy lol. Sorry of you love him but I don't know... looking at him makes me wanna take a bath lol. Hopefully I don't have the same effect on you lol

[jillenium00]

Ha ha, love the clicking noises when you wink. I do it do, but not consciously.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I ALWAYS DO THAT! haha I don't know why. At least I don't do the fake gun thing with my hand haha

[jillenium00]

I do it because I can't wink smoothly so I use the noises to make sure people know that I am, in fact winking. And the guns help

[bellasarah85]

Nice to see a video from you Jeff, been waiting a while :). Good luck with your job search, I graduate this spring so I will have the joys of that soon.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Woohoo!!! Yeah, it's definitely weird not having any more classes and homework and all that stuff. It's pretty sweet lol. But good luck!

[Ziggystarla]

brownies are better than fudge, ftw. and you can hit on me any time you want.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks for backing me up. I've gotten a lot of guff from people with that statement lol