Gabenol

[rattletop]

what happens in the actual(original) video? i can't find it anywhere. every video has some editing just like this.

[XSplashdownX]

FUCKEN LOL'D.

[Vesemir520Cz]

This is "Meet the Gaben"

[lolwutscout]

If i was greeted like that i would say

'TEACH ME MASTER' to them

[SWEGTA]

WHY NOT?! :(

[TheOliingle]

iTunes?

[TheTorrentFreak]

@TheOliingle Youtube to mp3 converter?

[spotlightman1234]

@drperson12 he a video?

[drperson12]

@spotlightman1234 oops, i meant

"I think he would eat this video if he could"

[OnnorzPL]

Gabe xD

[shane809887]

What's the actual video? I have seen some of the clips were he says umm no and yeah i do but i have never seen the actual video.

[3NastoK9]

@shane809887 beatles rock band by bega64

AWESOME SONG!

[RandomZace]

im ggggabe nononononononnoyesyesyesyesees­yesyesgabegabegabegabegeabe newweellll gabe neewell nononononononon nope

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Well that's a really good name

[AchiroRothlkin]

This is how Gabe will introduce himself in the future.

[TheRealCartererer]

All of these "NO's" would make Mario proud

[SwansonTehTerrible]

I had no problem masturbating to this.

[shoeface95]

SOMEONE MADE IT! WOOO!

[mustacheman300]

HE SAID NO!

wait he said yes

[misterrandompancake]

im pissed at gaben. why? for a start, he made team fortress 2 free to play, and he ate episode 3 >:C

[Craziguy33]

@misterrandompancake TF2 F2P was a good idea :) Easy kills man xD

[misterrandompancake]

@Craziguy33 not when you're on the typical FTP server with either 20 engineers, 20 heavies, or 20 spies

[GamerWii312]

@misterrandompancake Now, now, I'm a F2P, and I use mainly Pyro, Scout & Medic.

In general, F2P'ers can be fun guys who are just learning about the game, but some are a bunch of whiny bitches who will cry on the mic when you kill them. :P

[MikuHatsune10728]

0:24 Lol D-D-D-D-Dildo

[a0001521]

when people asked about episode 3, he released this video

[sourceplayer151]

the next time someone asks me who I am.. I'm gonna sing this

[Twisted4000]

...and Gabe Newell never answered their question.

[TheStarsghost]

3 people dont know who gabe is

[Antonino64]

LOL, the solo part seems a lot hard to do, right?

[generalwolf007]

0:24 GABE IS A ULTRA HOMER!! (the homer from the simpsons i mean)

[generalwolf007]

the epic face is from ROBLOX (with the builder hat) visit roblox.com NOW ITS AWESOME AND CREATIVE (online game)

[kyzichanyo]

@generalwolf007 Actually, that's an awesome face edit based on TF2, in which one of the classes wears a a hat and goggles, it was also around long before it appeared on Roblox.

The more you know.

[Dafuzz23]

I wish people would be this enthusiastic in their response when I ask them simple questions.

[Toob3E]

He has a hard time deciding... :p

[DarthWobbey]

Meanwhile, at VALVe...

[MegaPaco1290]

0:12 Gabe is on drugs!

[icekett08]

See, it's THIS is the kind of stuff that keeps delaying Episode 3!

[GodGriff]

Gabe is pretty indecisive.

[Hampsterman4]

Each time you make a fat joke abaout Gabe Newell, Half-Life 3 is delayed another week.

[MrHotwaterburnbaby]

each time you make a fat joke about gabe newl he will eat a copy of half life 2

[ZeoCobra]

meanwhile at valve

[galaxymario123]

@Shiny99Grotle lol

[byExziB]

So what was his name now again?

[MoronicCinamun]

lyrics please?

[cerebulos]

@MoronicCinamun Who are you? I'm Gabe G-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gab­e no no no no no no no no no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes Gabe G-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gab­e-Gabe no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nope Gabe G-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gab­e-Gabe-Gabe no no no no no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no no no no no no no no no no no Gabe G-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gabe-Gab­e-Gabe-Gabe no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes

[spartanelete]

How many Calories do you think he lost from this?

[REEDEEFEEDEE]

@spartanelete Gabe can only gain.

[SamrBrown25]

@spartanelete Not enough obviously

[Ledgendveemon]

@spartanelete the equivilant to how many years HL3 is being delayed by multiplied by the number of times he said "no" in this video, plus the number of times he said yes.

In other words:

D x N + Y = R

with D= Years HL3 is being delayed (9001)

N= Number of No's

Y= Number of Yes's

R= Final time of release

Find N and Y from Cerebulos' comment above, then substitute the variables and tell me what you get.

[Ledgendveemon]

@Ledgendveemon Then he went on an eating spree and drove all the Mcdonalds bankrupt in the city Valve HQ is located, and the 5 other closest towns, gaining all the weight back.

[kiddo480]

I should be revising right now for a critically important exam that will affect me heavily in later life if i fail.. but instead i am watching this, it is that awesome.

[Bobsquash12]

@kiddo480 i should have been revising for important exams back when i made this so its not that bad for you...

[kiddo480]

@Bobsquash12 haha but it was totally worth it! This video deserves at least 100x more views than it has now! :)

[lolwutscout]

@kiddo480

'criticall'

'heavy'

you have been banned due to copyrights :D!

[BirrelSquoy]

Nice "Nope.avi" reference thrown in there!

[speeder99123]

whats the actual song iv been looking for it 4 ever

[RobotoRaccoon]

@speeder99123 Rainbow Tylenol

[playingminecraft]

I'd be frikin amazed if someone introduced themselves like dat

[9000mudkipzareinert]

You've inspired me to use this as a source.

[wizkid5000]

"Hey Gabe is Episode 3 coming?" Gabe's answer at 0:56- 1:09

[Zor4fins1]

I find this video rather pleasant to masturbate to.

[Technodude3111]

@Zor4fins1 Why is rating a video based on its masturbatability a growing trend?

[6docter6ed6richtofen]

download?

[Uptheirons6six6]

I heard a nope.avi in there.

[superpiggsy]

Time for a Stupid comment: gabe.avi Has encountered a Fatal Error and needs to be Closed.

[techno0406]

one of the best gabe meme videos!! thumbs up!!!

[supersagehalo]

yay im 80th thumbs up, but not as special as the 100th??? ;A;

[mrmanakakman]

MEGAAAAAAA64.

[kokarorloli]

Awssome sauce, keep up the good work :)

[lolbutter9]

this is one of the few videos with no dislikes, for a good reason

[ReaperTeh]

@lolbutter9 Nope.

[MrTech991]

@ReaperTeh I bet you trolled and gabe the video a dislike.

[ReaperTeh]

@MrTech991 Nope. I love this song. And I don't have autism, like some, which is why I gave this video a like, or double-liked it if I didn't like this.

It was Engineer disliking this video, as he was stealing Gabe's spotlight.

[CorrineInChains]

What the fuck is this?

[GoldenPickaxe]

Gaben's mouth can move so fast because...

Do I even have to say it?

Oh, and I just delayed Meet the Medic.

[olimarman911]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[GuillenYFriends]

I'm gagabebebegaga new new new new yesyesyesyesyes no no no no nope!

[StopRunningKid]

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I got my guitar and started jamming to this! It's too awesome.

[therobbo806]

I worship this

[Headshot4Fun]

Dude, you won over 9000 internets; This is awesome!

[pointlibra]

This deserves more views

[TheColdHotdog]

I'm angry, and i agree with Bobsquash12, i like visuals, but i don't think they are really needed to make a sucessful YTPMV, no, says gabe newell, No, you are not gonna watch, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR

[theTofuCube]

Well you did much better than I did... Time to kill myself.

[ibtroops]

The perfect example of a video that needs more views, much better than Gabe Tylenol!

[TheJigen]

Gaben!~

[brotherjames10]

@Bobsquash12 way to go extending the release date for portal 2

[PuzzleboxFilms]

Holy shit...how am do pitch shift? Thats fucking how...

[Dah3llboy]

Gabe no.

[manuelschi]

you win.not unsubing yet

[MiIesaaway]

The only bad things i would say are against the sample choices, but those pitches were smack bang on.

[Bobsquash12]

@MiIesaaway thanx but i honestly did screw up a little on pitch on the first solo on the second fast bit

[kubawpl]

@MiIesaaway that "yes" and "no" is perfect

[TheMegaMasterChief]

that makes sense. PERFECT EPIC SENSE.

[AtomicBaby123]

The best response to "Who are you?" I've ever heard.