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  • Stupid Peggy ad

  • Give Dave credit if Sarah slut vanishes from American politics.

  • click 0:01 to skip the fucking ad

  • I am a mom of 4 and I love Sarah Palin. She represents real Americans and is not a puppet of big government like so many political cans. I would like my political can to have the American people on the other end of the string of our childhood string/can phone, not the lobbyists.

  • @tracytalks2u well, I agree with a lot of the republican policies, but sarah palin is just not smart enough to be in office. She fails almost every interview by giving answers that don't make sense. If I was an american, I would try to support someone who's actually smart. Ron Paul is my favorite among american politicians :). I'm not sure you want someone who can't answer simple questions to represent americans

  • 212 people mistakenly love Sarah Palin.

  • @marinegal11 "Mistakenly"? I think not, my friend. Their fucking idiots/insane. That's why they voted "like".

  • does anyone know of a youtube alternate that doesn't have adds on the page or in the videos?

  • @slovakmath it's called adblock plus.........

  • @kevinjim33 ABP Doesn't do anything for me. Still have to see the damn commercial. I mute them. And don't pay attention. Screw those idiots.

  • who makes Davids' suits?

  • If I say something nice About dave everything will be cool?

  • Funny shit!

  • Letterman is a comic genius of the highest order and best tv host since Carson. I actually feel bad for people who don't "get" him. That top 10 list was unusually weak and I admit not very funny, but he's almost always onpoint. Comedy is subjective. I find Dave to be one of America's greatest entertainers.

  • How can one woman be so smart??!

  • Kinda tame.

  • Excuse me Todd, can I have light mayo on my Moons Over My Hammy? That'll do.

  • Yeah, cause beeing gay is wrong?

    Go on then, kill yourself, can I be at your help in any way with that mather, just let me know.

    Homophobes, fuck off!

  • ignorant

  • What were the "party favors" darts and arrows?

  • 63 Grand to have dinner with the likes of a high school Bimbo? Just give the money to your favorite charity and save yorself the pain.

  • That made me realise...Her name is Sarah Palin with a silent 'l'...she is a father figure for the morons...because she has shown how to generate so much of publicitiy without any substance..i wasted 30 sec typing this and thats enoug!

  • @dustydawg42 Well stated

  • dave is greatest

  • Name the czars under Obama that have gone through confirmation. Czars shouldn't exist under any administration period.

  • Dirty Dave is a boring, weak, sick, disgusting old pervert. Wonder if he molested Katie Couric, too? They make a good pair of zombies.

  • have u guys heard Palin said that her daughter were threatened with getting raped..lol no need for that them sluts are giving it out for free like there mom..what u dont believe..that Livi Jonston kid did it with her daughter then left her that started agien that left her agien and so on till she got pregnant then he didnt want to do her eny more.

  • @NosfeRadu1

    Hey, Nosferadu, you'r a moron and liar.

    By the way, do take some English lessons. Your idiocy is showing.

  • This guy is OBSESSED with Palin. Meanwhile, Obama is turning America into a bankrupt police state- Way to get the attention off the criminally insane Obama administration.

  • What is it with CBS and all the ads?

  • OK Lil Beaver... Sarah Palin is having her day now eh? hehehehe

    You'll be dealing with enough of your problems in your home so to leave Palin ALONE.

    Hope your rati ngs go down so low that you'll disappear from TV forever...and you'll have enuf time to get your buck teeth finally fixed. Good riddance.

  • hold on, hold on ya'll, beyonce had the greatest video of all time, of all time ya'll!!!

  • does sarah palin get black mailed for 2 million dollars, does she do anything to get black mailed or even malled by a black bear? what is dave;s freak? it must be bad, so naughty yeah baby yeah!!! hmmm does dave support roman polanski? is he fistfuck69 on yahoo?

  • lol. remember dave doing a joke about sarah palins kid, now we get this black mailing story over dave gettin his freak on? kinda makes you re-think the palin kid jokes!! dave was funny 25 years ago, same lame crap!!!! well what did you do dave? into ATM?

  • wtf

  • what moron would pay 63 grand to listen to palin.. well i guess she can afford a newspaper or a magazine now.. be nice if she just read them...

  • Sarah Palin: #1 Selling book, NOT YET IN PRINT

    David Letterman: Porking CBS interns and getting blackmailed. Who could blame him, have you seen his wife?

    Life is Sweet.

  • #1 best seller list and it hasn't hit the presses yet . not to bad . libs and letterman are scared to death of her thats why they keep bring her up

  • Strippers....Former Drug addicts and murderers have written Best Sellers....Whats YOUR point? Scared of What?..This chicka was a game changer for the election last year(all but insured an Obama victory)...."libs and letterman" are grateful to her....lol

  • So what? The "Twilight" books were all #1 best sellers and they are some of the most poorly written books ever seen. Glenn Beck, who should be committed to a mental hospital, has the #2 book in the country right now. So Palin makes some nice change and then will go on TV to promote the book and remind the country all over again why she has no place in politics whatsoever.

  • Can you toss in Bill Maher and Keith Olbermann too?

    Just so all the loonies are in one bin.

  • I would have dinner with her...if she paid ME 63 thousand dollars lol.

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  • I'm pretty sure the misinformed puppets are busy watching Faux News.

  • Palin has bigger balls than Letterman and all you bashers put together

  • How do you figure? What 'ballsy' thing has she ever done other than running for a job she was totally unqualified for?

  • This ugly motherfucker is obsessed with Sarah Palin! Damn!

  • Well he is a COMEDIAN and she's really stupid anyways. That's what they do if you didnt know....

  • Only misinformed puppets watch Letterman

  • Sarah Palin is the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

  • She's laughing all the way to the bank.

  • Obama is laughing all the way to the white house.

    hahahaha, fucking republicans are still whiny and bitter! GOOD! I VOTED FOR OBAMA!

  • I hope that any place but Chicago gets the Olympics. Fucking crooked bastards. Letterman is a cheat.

  • The fact still remains that Obama won and Palin lost because she was so fucking stupid that people didnt want her in the white house. She Lost. Get over it. She lost because she was not qualified. utubefavorsdems....lol, what an enchanting screenname.

  • No argument with the first part.

    And there's nothing like winning gracefully, is there?

  • She should enter an unintelligence contest instead of beauty contests! She would be the most successful contestant!

  • I just take note on people who consider personal attacks any kind of stating statement. That's verbal bullying, not any kind of coherent defense.

  • I love how Palin makes the libturds shake with anger and spew hate!!

    Now THAT'S entertainment!

  • Palin is dumber than a box of rocks. Little saying we in the South have! LOL

  • Letterman looks like he been dead 4000 years. The old corpse need some tips on embalming. Super Sarah, on the other hand, is young, vibrant, sexy, and HOT.

  • And don't forget stupid, unwilling to learn, hateful, a liar and a quitter. Might as well get all her attributes in there.

  • It would be hard to decide who's more stupid: Taillight Meyer chick or Sarah Failin.

    And NO... females are NOT empty-headed. There are always bad examples.

  • Letterman is one beat old ugly male whore...

  • so i hear Failin' Palin wrote a 400 page book...

    i hear it will be the longest pop-up/coloring book ever written!

  • Yeah Palin is so stupid...signed a 7 million dollar up front book deal plus a % of the profits, 4 million in speeches she's made...man i wish i was stupid like her...the book will start off #1 on the NY times and Amazon best sellers list

    Letterman you piece of shit, you just can't leave this woman alone

  • Why? For comedians. she is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • And she had to have help...But what a nice piece of change to pick up.

  • Could you stop proving my theories on petty liberal smear tactics?

  • Whom did I smear? Certainly not that mavericky quitter you adore so much.

  • I can't of expected much from some one who felt school yard taunts were a legitimate argument, but it does strike me as odd you assume I must be with or against Palin. Frankly I don't care either way, but I try to defend anybody assailed personally and unjustly.

  • Again, how am I smearing her? She did quit as Governor. She did go around the country calling herself a maverick. How is that assailing her unjustly?

  • Your previous comment insulting her daughter was what I contested.

  • suck palin's twat you christfag

  • Just...wow.

    You guys ever wonder why people don't take you seriously? Just curious.

  • Hey, don't lump me with Airborne. That was way out of line.

  • I don't intend to. I appreciate you defending your argument, not just attacking my character.

  • Thank you.

  • Sure thing. We may disagree and gibe each other, but please know I try to respect others.

  • go finger Bristol's twat ya biblefag

  • Do you have any original insults?

    I also like how I must be a Christian since I feel Palin should not be unjustly criticized.

    And being a homosexual is an insult now, is it?

    If you want a serious conversation, reply. Otherwise laugh at your own joke.

  • i didn't call you a Christian, they are nice people who think rich ppl can't get into heaven

  • 'Biblefag' implied that to me.

    I guess you're just amusing yourself at this point because nothing you say makes any sense.

  • well i call you a biblefag cuz you're one of those ppl who pounds bibles but doesn't actually believe in Christianity

  • And how did you come up with this hypothesis?

    Do all people who feel a woman should not be insulted unjustly, along with her daughter, believe in Christianity?

  • again, i don't think you are a Christian. Christ is a socialist.

    i think you are satanic.

  • This will likely be the last time I comment unless you start making sense.

    WHAT?

  • my point is that christfags who bang their bibles and hate minorities are really not christians

  • So...are you implying that Palin is like that?

    Or I am for being critical or your insulting her and her daughter?

    I'm confused. What did I do that raised your ire?

  • not sure

    i guess my main point is that sarah palin is a dumb cunt, i guess.

  • Do you believe that people should be treated respectfully?

    What gives you the impression Palin is worthy of disrespect, beyond the hateful words of celebrities?

  • The things she says, her actions and ideas.

  • No need to specify. Just let your party do the talking (and thinking)

  • @Sonetodecirene

    Which of them do you object to??

    Her outspoken Christianity?

    Practicing what she preaches about abortion?

    Believing in the Constitution???

    Being an unabashed patriot ??(Go ahead - look "unabashed" up in the dictionary. You have my permission)

    Those all sound like serious offenses - if you're liberal left-wing jerk.

  • her complete lack of intelligence.

    Her getting elected to a 4 year job & only serving 2 of them before chickening out.

    Completely, unequivocally, and inexcusably lying about the so called "death panels". There has never been a death panel plan, nor will there be, but she had the gall to make comments as if there was.

    Writing on her own hand? I haven't wrote on my hand since I was about 7.

  • @Knightmare44 She didn't chicken out, she bailed out. She was doing such a poor job and under so many investigations that it could have led to her removal as governor. That would have destroyed her presidential ambitions instantly. Now they'll die the slow death of unrelenting and unforgiving reality.

  • @Ophiophthalmos These are indeed very egregious offenses. You forgot to include not knowing Africa was a continent, denying evolution, speaking in tongues, and the fact that she's just plain dumb

  • difference between Palin's mouth and her twat:

    retarded things have come out of her twat only one time

    (ok twice if you count Bristol)

  • Talk about retarded, look what came out your family's twat...

  • Shouldn't Palin have read a book before she tried to "write" one?

  • yuk yuk yuk...and why didn't she have Obama's ghost writer, Bill Ayers, write it for her...what an idiot she is ( sarcasm)

  • Spreading another right wing lie about Obama. One nut case tries to prove Ayers wrote Obama's book because they both have water references in them and you believe it. So gullible.

  • yes...I am spreading a vicious unfounded right wing lie...hahahaha...I am so sinister....hahahaha

  • Were you twirling your mustache as you laughed like that?

  • She didn't have time, she was too busy reading every magazine and newspaper.

  • dry

  • I thought the Denny's joke was hillarious. Palin is a tool and was used and thrown away by the GOP. She isn't smart, looks to be possibly psychotic or perhaps merely bipolar.

  • dave is always funny. i just hope he is less political with his joke

  • I love Dave hahaha. Palin is a joke.

  • Does anyone know why Dave hasn't commented yet on the arrest of Roman Polanski? In fact I don't believe we've heard from Keith Olbermann yet either. What's going on here?

  • Who cares about Polanski???? We want Palin!!! SHE provides a TON of comedic material!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Considering the vast majority of the US does not know who Roman Polanski is, why should Dave or Keith comment on it?

  • LOL internet arguments

  • Isn't Vaseline petroleum based; as in not good for human skin?

  • lol

  • Still waiting on this one.....

  • LOL. Very nice Dave.

  • A defense contractor and a woman, not a war profiteer. When Obama was a Senator in Illinois, he helped get a bagman for Saddam Hussein into the US. There is good article on this... Obama's Iraqi Oil for Food Connection. Nadhmi Auchi is a war profiteer. Defense contractors keep us safe.

  • David went on and on about how old McCain was and now he is in the same nursing home.

  • I don't recall any jokes about rape, could you show me something indicating that you didn't just make that up?

  • Let's try Willow being 14 years old. What does that make an adult baseball player having sex with her? Or are you another Polanski admirer, like Dave is?

  • I don't know, what does that make the studio audience who laughed at that joke? Dave was referring to the 18 year old and you know it.

  • It was Willow who was at the game with Palin, not Bristol. At the time, Willow was 14. No matter what you say, Letterman was talking about "doing" a 14 year old. Roman would be proud of his friend Dave.

  • And Sarah was the only one to understand Dave's true intentions? Not the audience or anyone else who found it funny, just Palin.

    We know (now) that Willow was at the game, but it was Bristol that Dave was referring to. The one that had a tendency of getting knocked up. You already know this.

  • David letterman's top 10 is the only good thing about his show. What a waste.

  • Only Republicans actually help the needy. Liberals talk about doing it but Conservatives actually do it. Enough said.

  • Conservatives do it with their own money. Liberials want to do it with other's.

  • Wow, Im going to go invest in Google right now.

    They are really going to commercialize youtube by any means necessary.

  • The bloodthirsty corporate drones are cluttering up Youtube with commercial advertising. This is BULLSHIT, man. I thought youtube was supposed to be about us. Google is a fucking sellout.

  • Youtube is a company, existing to make a profit. It always was. The money to pay for all the bandwidth does not just formulate out of thin air just for your benefit.

  • Well, the majority seems to disagree with you, but nice try. You Fail.

  • Disagree how? Youtube IS a business enterprise, it has been ever since it was founded. It isn't a charity service. This is a fact, its not something you can hold an opinion on.

  • That might not be whole truth. Youtube was not founded by Google. You don't know what intentions the founder had in mind. But I bet you his primary concern was not to make a buck. If it had been then you would have seen advertising on youtube since day 1.

  • Alright then. Tell me, why did youtube have advertising on it before the google aquisition? It costs millions of dollars every month just to keep youtube running. Where do you think that money comes from? Charity organizations?

  • Are you kidding me? Youtube didn't have advertising before 2006. My old youtube account was from before 06 and I never remember seeing any adverts. So what are you talking about? Look, I understand nothing is free, but Google doesn't need Youtube as an advertising outlet. They have the entire internet. Greed man. You don't have any idea how many billions Google rakes in off of advertising alone do you? But since youtube is so popular they want more and more and it's never enough. Simple as that

  • Youtube launched advertisements in March of 2006, the google purchase was in October of 2006.

    Seriously, think this through, if google never purchased youtube, who do would you expect to continue paying for the hundreds of millions of dollars in annual bandwidth and maintenance?

  • I haven't the slightest clue. How does wiki survive? Wiki is not small by any means. Someone must be paying for the maintenance, bandwidth, eh, whatever, it's getting cheaper. Maintenance and manhours I can understand. And if Youtube costs millions of dollars in annual maintenance, and I'm estimating this is only your guess, do you think adverts alone pay for that? If not how else is Youtube being paid for? Some reports would be nice.

  • Wikipedia accepts donations to pay their staff and is edited by the public. It says at the top of almost every page....

  • yea, i know

  • I'd post some links if youtube wasn't weird about putting url's into the comments. But just do a simple google search for youtube's financial data. It has been losing hundreds of millions of dollars each year, and even adverts haven't been able to cover the costs, let alone create a profit. Right now youtube is being paid for by Google's deep pockets, had it never been purchased I doubt the original owners would still be able to continue throwing money at it by now.

  • But Wikipedia is supported entirely by donations, which is possible since the website's bandwidth costs are extremely low compared to youtube.

  • Wiki survives off of donations, which is possible since they have little bandwidth costs compared to youtube and very few paid employees. And its funny you mention adverts. Even with advertisements, youtube still loses in excess of $100 million every year. If google wasn't paying those costs now out of its deep pockets, then youtube would have been shut down long ago.

  • they dont have turkey for thanksgiving or christmas

    They have CHRISTMAS MOOSE!!

    NOOOOOO

  • bahaha nit top ten and i dont mind the ads whatever...

  • youtube fails................. COMMERCIAL SUCK BITCHESSSSSSS

  • sold out..youtube.

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  • Commercial? WTF YOUTUBE!!

  • Seeing them A LOT lately.

    Sell outs.

  • Apparently all Palin fans don't have a sense of humor...

  • letterman get some balls and do this to obama

  • been done. also palin is more fun to make fun of than obama

  • Can you imagine what it's like to be Jesus' step dad, Joseph. He can nod over at the Virgin Mary, mother of God, and say, "I hit that".

  • Really David and Sarah are like public enimes!

  • Dont use my God and my religion for your sick political view Jesus healed sick and feeded the poor but you guys wont do niether. You are the one who should watch if you're going to hell.

  • Don't cry seka, it'll be OK. I know you're real sad cause Sarah Palin lost and then she turned out to be more embarrassing than a retarded child molester, and that's sad for you. Just think happy thoughts and hang in there!

  • Hey ramen, sorry to get you all worked up, it doesn't take much does it? LOL

    Keep watching Letterman, the old gap toothed anus needs pathetic gray haired losers like you to keep him going.

  • I don't have gray hair, but that's an interesting bias! I didn't realize people with gray hair were so hated by the right.

  • I didn't realize Obama-bots defended old gap toothed anus so fervently. Make sure you obey your leader!

  • What's your fucken problem, fucktard???

  • Does it has to be at the Denny's where Todd works...lol

  • Letterman is such a lamer His Buddy Tom Brocaw Took a job with Obama in the White House ALL THESE Bastards sold out to the Prince Of Darkness....

    Tell me letterman do you really support Obama after you know he was a Hit Lawyer for ACORN a Bunch that wants to Import 12yo Girl Sex Slaves.

    YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL LETTERMAN...

    Oh Yea Dave is your MOM STILL GIVING HandJobs TO Horses?

  • i hate that caned laughter.put up the applause sine.but i think the Leno show is week to.

  • thats not canned he does it in front of a live audience

  • I know that's why i said the applause sine. it makes it sound canned.

  • The dumbing DOWN of the modern conservative movement . . . Buckley Goldwater Nixon's Southern Strategy Reagan (TALK) GOP / Religious Right hijacks Jesus. Limbaugh (MORE talk) Bush/Cheney Palin And 90+% of these DIMWITS continue to ask "What would Reagan/Limbaugh do?" This is NOT the party of Lincoln, that's for sure.
  • I prefer to see it as the lesser of two evils.

  • Hi, my name is Remington Draper and I gave my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ in the summer of 2003 because I realized that I had broken God's Commandments and that He was going to judge me by them of judgment day. The same is true for everyone reading this. The good news is God Loves You! and sent Jesus to pay the price for our sins and if you're willing to repent (which means to turn away from your sin) and put your trust in the Lord Jesus only to save you, He will and give you eternal life.