Happy Birthday from gradualreport

[TheShannon68]

awww your so sweet and amazing and funny and the most best man in the world

[zomerchacha]

todays my birthday

[ThatBlackSheepy]

yes. spraying your twinkie with wd-40 always tastes good.

[sashamulhearn]

'does anyone wanna twinkay?' Floods of hysterical tears on the floor.

[SIDIUMx9]

Hey danny can I have kids with you <3

[helmeram]

happy b-day

[VirginVloger]

my mom's has the same birthday as you!

[RoseWest20]

im watching all ur vids :) ur addictive!

[MegaMcgrammer]

fuck i want cake now



[kylaskyla2010]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEOPLE :) we put money in our cake :) but even though its my birthday i didnt get any money D:

[kylaskyla2010]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEOPLE :)

[thereisLOVEinrain]

omg my bday is the 17th and his is the 14th of august. life=complete.

[ZitaBlondeone]

TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU!!!

[TheXFactor724]

I also watched this on my birthday (today)! thanks Danny!!!

[io543]

Nice!! I watched this vid right on my bday

I love you danny

[DanniSurprise]

Nice Cake Danny :D

[TheLiamgrayson]

Your mom shat you out of her womb the same time my mom shat you out of hers. LOLLLLLLAGE!!! :D

[want2cplease]

my b-day is aug.16 !!!

[awesomemgy]

Were those matches

[LuckyApplehead]

Wooow, my birthday was like 2 days ago... -.-

[emhill996]

my birthday is aug. 14th too!!! lol looks like im one of the special ones!

[HaloZombies]

The cakes a lie



[SenorShotgun]

Danny make a vid about …….........…… PICKLES DUH DUH DUUHHHHHH!

[MegaDolphinlover123]

LMFAO Gotta love Dannyy :P I love yaa

Do a video on what you think about video games pleaaaaaaseee

[MrShadow54321]

masturebation tips: if your parents walk in on you jerking off, you look em in the eye and finish!, like a boss.

[heywatsup0000]

Hey why is my mom such a skank?

[lullabay13]

I watch this every year on my birthday.

Awesome! :DD

[MaddyPie11]

its my birthday! :D lmao i love danny hes so cool :P 

[5648765]

Hey my b-day is on saint Patricks day you should do something on or about st. Patricks day

[Mshaddix2]

what would they hide in the middle ages in the cake so it would mean u'll get alot of thumbs up?

[wallycube]

ha, my birthday is the 15th... looks like i'm a little late

[boredgirl701]

happy b-day Danny!!!

[DJonelove]

Today is my birthday... Thanx dannyman! Mooohaw! No brokeback Now part two... What do you for your birthday so you feel like your special day doesn't go to waste...?

[asbirdsdo]

I already did that... :D

[Fan0fMichaelJackson]

aaa but my b-day is 5 day later ://

[floraoptica]

You're amazing Danny.

[MaddyPie11]

how did he not light his house on fire after that? o.o

[lethalweapon9]

Just watched this on my birthday, and it feels so good.

[epicshrimpgerald]

@lethalweapon9 me too nov. 5th

[xCUTiEjJ]

danny when is your birthday?

[hypoxd]

hahahahahahahaha wd 40..

[missfun17]

WHY ARE YOU SO F-CKING WEIRD!?

[kitkat062959]

TODAY!!1 HOO-AH!

[milli927]

This was posted on my birthday :)

[iitzZzSourbXtCh]

lmaoo boredumm

nd ii saw it on my birthdayyy yay !! xDD

[rubino7x7]

Hahahaha, laughed my ass off 0:17 - 0:34

[MuayThai8304]

7. of Mai

[GreTikCuteGirl]

12th of april. ANYONE???? :D

[UgIzZz]

September 23.

Nobody comes to my parties. :c

[xShadowsaur]

They refrain?

[ballet11babe]

You're so expressive with your eyebrows! haha. (: Okay.. Will you Please make a video of what you should do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

It's so awkward for me.

[wackeyvideos1]

my b day is august 14th too1

[OmgRawrify]

My bdays on the 11th of aug.. :D

[KrIcIaNiCoLe101]

@OmgRawrify OMFG SAME (:

[OmgRawrify]

@KrIcIaNiCoLe101 go us!

[jamlyngar]

lol me and lady gaga have the same birthday. :D

[lullabay13]

hahhaa. i was waiting half year for my birthday, to watch this video. AND TODAY IT IS THAT DAY! love it

[Dorien29]

Happy birthday! ^^

[lullabay13]

thank you!! (:

[MrDjurRra]

ur new haircut ... SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

looks like ur romanian :P crappy

[thefuzzIRL]

2 girls that i know of have the same b-day as me

[wassupsuckaaa]

hey,SUCKA,my mom SHAT me out of her woum the same time your mom SHAT you out of hers

[timelordcreation]

if you covered yourself in twinkies could you survive a nuclear holocaust

[szweds]

@timelordcreation u do know this doesnt make sense right?

[timelordcreation]

@szweds well aparently twinkies can survive a nuclear attack bit like the cockroach but a pastry

[gonebaad24]

and i would love a twinkie

[gonebaad24]

I swear i could watch that fire part over and over again..... thats not sick/weird at all!!!

[timelordcreation]

no its just physco

[NickDaNerd]

i tried the thing with the cake and wd-40 and lit my cat on fire. do an episode on what you think about global warming please

[UgIzZz]

@NickDaNerd + Rep.

[MrZombieSurvivor]

@NickDaNerd THAT POOR POOR TWINKIE!!!!

[BladedTimes]

@NickDaNerd Hahahahaha

[jamlyngar]

@NickDaNerd omg what happened to your cat?!!?

[xChemicalMichelleWay]

@NickDaNerd

Was your cat okay?! D:

[123152467]

its may Birthday TODAY

[Helsinki666]

@hirotarobg I hope that doesn't say anything about you...

[pavko965]

@hirotarobg what was comment?.. :P

[hirotarobg]

@pavko965 I thinked someone wrote "why are ppl afraid to have sex" from my acc, 3 ppl use it ....

[123152467]

MINE IS ON 28.10. (from now 2 days left)

[Furious6frog]

I missed it((( But still, thanks, Danny!

[WoWGamerify]

damn you missed my birthday by one day :( my birthday is on the 13th but still good though :P

[arwentheelf02]

That's so funny...mine's on August 15th!!!!!!

[Smb081985]

Holy crap! So is mine!!!

[arwentheelf02]

Awesome! Happy un-birthday, twin. ;)

[Smb081985]

lol thank you! Happy un-birthday to you too!

[KilaKrastevac]

Happy Birzday!

[DjuraKeretina]

It's my birthday today! :D

[MamboSizedByte]

Wouldn't there be a one in 365 chance of another person having your birthday? Cause there are 165 days 'n all...

Doesn't matter, KEEP ON REPORTING!!!

P.S. Your right, using WD40 certainly does not work on birthday cakes...

[TheXtremeSkiier]

who wants a twinkieeee LMFAO!

[smrtclub]

Oops u already did lol thnks and highskewl sux lol make more vids lol

[smrtclub]

Wow ur so funny i thought youtube was all just boring stuff lol untill i started watching your stuff you r definatly the best ive ever seen on youtube good job lol  P.S. Make a show bout skewl please

[frotard]

ITS MAH BIRTHDAYYYY TODAY

haha, love you dannnnnn

[maaaallliin]

haha its not my birthday but it is still funny! :D

[HomeBoyCharlotte]

consider it done

[lovergirl2207]

this is my moms birthday

[thecpreport]

i did that!

i am also Marby1266

[bastainbeirut]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY

[TheDarkArtist69]

.5 of course being a midget........huh?

[BansheeVanRaven]

0.5 = math term of "half" and midget's are give or take half the size of an average person. Ergo, half a person, ergo 0.5 in math

[Devistator2359]

....i think he was being sarcastic

[BansheeVanRaven]

don' tthink so, a few did ask that,

[shadowagent1]

my birthday is actually this next weekend

[rubygirl283]

BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! :D Wait, it's not my brithday....-_-

[terga1]

ok i'm doing a second account now..just for you danny it's because i love you back

[michellerocks1999]

Well i rated commented and im eating cake now

[Eaglesfan07Ascarp47]

hehehe my bday was yesterday!!!

danny rulezzz

[ThomasXp]

0:41 OMG I lold a little

ur 2 funny

[fintgto88]

i love you too!

[ncfwhitetigress]

Was that a twinkie?

[platiadaluna]

...

[eventide925]

Eating cold, Slightly over done pizza. I can has cake?

[NinjaDeathstarVideos]

hahahah very smart!

danny wished for more subscribers =D lol

[devilssoldierRIP]

blowing a lighted candles with deoderant-

a friend lighted some fat girl long really long hair and i got ready barbeq /who to spell it?/um marshmelows but i got a bucket of water /i found one near me/ i was grossed out of here dont ask me why please i will get heart attack and throwed it and a perfect headshot her hair was burned so funny that i dont have any words about it and wtf i had to give here to those poor assholes to eat her!What canibals oh well time to eat :P

[Tmarie111]

what....in the world....was that?

is that supposed to be a story?

[AwsomesauceSTUDIOS]

14,699 of us to be exact

[lildrag3]

teehee i love u to

[YoungWolfHeart]

.5 being a midget

[BrookeDropDead]

By the way, 4 people share the same second you were born. XD

[emosasukelover222]

XD lol love it so damn funny like always.... o.o i want a twinky now

[firehotbanana]

LMAO!? dose any1 want a twinky hahaha!

[BrookeDropDead]

DUDE! I share my birthday with Arnold Schwarzenegger! WTF!? July 30th. Whats the probability of that? I was on Yahoo! looking at my Horoscope which is a Leo, then Iooked in July's famous birthdays, and thats what I seen. XD

[deidarasgirl102]

burning twinkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truemonkeylord]

Pssht! Who hasn't seen the ol' "Spray can turns in to flamethrower trick"

God! I use that to heat my room until the fire alarm goes off...

That son of a bitch won't hurt anybody anymore...

-looks at fire alarm on the floor-

[YoungWolfHeart]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EeveeIsTheBest]

0:31 ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!

[EeveeIsTheBest]

its funny i just watched this video today and tommorrow is my birth day! thank you for blowing a twinkie up just for me!

[EeveeIsTheBest]

burning twinkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[LucieLovesMusic]

yes i will never understand what sientist mean when there are 34. 5 people..how can a person be IN HALF

[333lovergirl]

he said midget lol

[xerio]

rofl u had 2 make a bloody flame thrower!

[Zuko4eva]

Cover your mouth with your hand

2. Make a wish

3.Close your hand (fist)

4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds

5. Send this to 3 more videos

6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever

it actually worked

Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash

Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

[LucieLovesMusic]

ha u fell for that how sad

[Munster9921]

twinkee birthday cake!

[Nevetsboy2]

I heard my friend saw they got hit with a baseball bat on their birthday. Ouch. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[ravensfan1111]

LLMMFFAAOO!!! .5 of course being a midget and blowing candles out with wd40 doesnt work 2 funniest things ever! hahahahahahahahaahhaahahah

[Rdzz4000]

You're a funny funny guy :-D

[ImACalledDaisyxD]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i need to do that =o

[daman19897]

FIRE lolololol

[unholyangle001]

perfect beginning... simply perfect

[harrywest97]

u are one of the funniest on youtube

[kicckboxx]

hehe

[Thecoolguy43]

blowing candles out with WD40 doesnt work. AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[Strongstar]

Watching this today...

On my birthday!!

[cassychick7]

Darnit! I Forgot to watch this on my birthday...either way, love it danny!!

[carlswitzerfan]

ironically this video has 14,000 views!

[carlswitzerfan]

pateeric1 , Thank you! I stand corrected.

[upindust]

..OMG HOLY SHIT. good thing you didn't set the home on fire.

[nick6385]

nice fire...

[Mapletree46]

Todays meh Birthday!!

:D

*smiley face*

(-o-)

[DeepGlue555]

i just had the Big 3 - Oh on dec 18 but i forgot to watch :(

[1600pp]

".5 of course being a midget" hhahaha

[nick78213]

We have the same bday danny! August 14 :D

[NapalmXD]

talk about japan!

[LFRloversHERfriends]

OMG today is my birthday thank u love u byeeeeee

[crazyredhead525]

aww thanks danny! my birthday was today!

[t0m1337n]

My 18th birthday today, thanks Danny :D

[crazyredhead525]

its my 15th birthday today too! happy birthday!

[melissaandzach9]

1:44 ahahahah i remember laughin my ass of when i first saw that part a couple months ago

[knoddel1234]

hey my birthday is one day later thats funny

[Proto69]

So you're a Leo... interesting.

[LucieeBxtch]

Hahaa (:

Im actually going to watch this on my birthday

And one of my bestmates have the same birthday as me :L

Its pretty crap because our mates dont get us good presents because "they dont have enough money for both"

Theyre gay

Hahaa lovee you danny (: x

[ReesesMonkeyXP]

lol. it just so happens that i turn 15 tomorrow

[emilybrah]

1:44 is hands down the cutest thing ever

ahhhhhhhhh

ps watched all your videos in 2 days :P

x

[Gamer11114]

omg that was cute :3

[Greenstead]

My birthday is the 18th of December. Sorry I missed your birthday, I will send you a card next year.

[gatorgirl1129]

you were having with the fire weren't ya

[joemoma92]

thanks for the happy birthday

[theredsoldier]

If 14th of august is your birthday then we have the same birthday.

[Ninjakunai42094]

My birthday is the same has Hitlers o.O

[ChrisElm]

fire!

[SoftballSweetie64]

hey it's almost like he WAS telling me happy birthday ON my birthday!! lol great vid danny

[shanohu]

so how old are you??

[barmustel]

ROFL

[PattyMMelt]

Ha this is awesome

[Caroleinstein]

Thanks for the birthday report!

[Nic33rd]

Oh, what a ploy!

But I still loves ya, Danno.

[baizawai]

FIRE!!

[babyloveblueeyes]

haha 6 days off from my birthday

[Twistid247]

that cake is a lie!

[igotproblems123]

it is