The Best of Mike Tyson's Ridiculous Quotes Version 2- ITS BACK!

[moendoe]

I love you (not gay) !

[fnatic118]

his hand speaks for him...All praise be to Allah

[pjicleanair420]

.......but I'm on that to keep me from killing yall

[MRASANTO1]

THIS DUDE IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[efrngt1234]

hilarious, never knew he was like this. only time i've seen him was in Hangover

[DJpaiSO]

i still love mike tyson

[guitarnerd1022]

suchhhh a douche.



[Kariakas]

"What a strange individual" hah.

Mike was always honest, he'd speak his mind no matter what he was thinking. He's calmed down somewhat now that he's in his 40s. Sometimes he pushed things a little further to promote his fights also. Love him or hate him, he was never boring in or out of the ring.

[mike23456789101112]

Real Talk that shit is FUCKING GAY WHAT TYSON SAID TO THE WHITE DUDE THATS STRAIT BUBBA HOMO ASS JAIL TALK THAT SHIT IS GAY THEN 2 call some1 a faggit lmao STUPID AS FUCK

but TYSON IS STILL MY FAV

[durdentylor]

I broke my back

[shawnb215]

song at the end?

[cb4canes]

Fuck don king that old ass bitch, getting wealthy off everyone else's success like he's tryin to do to you for uploading this video.

[Ironman374]

HA! Turning on captions makes this video twice as fun :D :D

[Ironman374]

I loved his reaction at 2:58 when that dumb bitch started talking out of turn.

[12Achilleas]

Yes bat Mike Tayson had the guts to understand that he had became an offensive monster and he became better now he likes Pickens to race and he had a therapy and I think if you see him now you will understand what I min he is different than the old days and he don't tell at people that he want to eat there white assholes

[DjTheNobody]

lol no offense but, does allah make more of these morons?

[Mohsinn]

@DjTheNobody thats extremely offensive towards my faith.

[DjTheNobody]

@Mohsinn yeah well, so is showing muhammed on tv, seriously who cares, jesus is made fun of, no one QQ's about that? you have to take everything just a little bit less serious and enjoy the life you have, cause you will only have ONE.

[Mohsinn]

@DjTheNobody Actually, IM upset when jesus is made fun of. The fact that most so called christians aren't just shows the lack of faith that these people have. Oh and, who are you to decide how many lives I have? For all you know there is another life after this.

[DjTheNobody]

@Mohsinn i dont believe in fairytales.

[hbk711x]

@DjTheNobody

Allah made everyone, but ti was the racist society made him this way, however he still gets my resepct, despite being an orphan he is the youngest champion ever, and despite all of his dealing with evil ppl , money grubbers adn depression, he still returned to being an honest person.

All praise is to Allah truely.

[DjTheNobody]

@hbk711x again, i dont believe in fairytales.

[hbk711x]

@DjTheNobody

Again, you weren't the first to say truth is fiction and fiction is True due to human limitations, If you want to talk about this fruther PM, me.

HOwever it is not incorrect to say that teh racist money grubbing society and the orphan hood of Tyson didn't contribute to his depression and other problems.

[DjTheNobody]

@hbk711x ONCE FUCKING AGAIN START READING, I DONT BELIEVE IN FAIRYTALES.

[hbk711x]

@DjTheNobody

you beleive truth is fiction and fiction is truth, RIGHT BACK AT YA !!!!!!!!! START READING!!!!

[coreJW]

anyone broke his back aswell? :D

[moendoe]

Shakespear ate shit compared to Tyson!!

[MrTapout121]

Hahahahaha mike tyson is the only person that can get away with telling another guy that im gonna eat ur asshole alive bitch and sound badass doing it

[ishaaq24]

just shared this video. 2million views needs to happen again!

[Oakclifftexas23]

Hahaha

[boyjonson]

lol Imagine him when he was in high school

[ForeverAlexxxis]

"...Wow! wasn't that a bizarre individual?" LMFAO

He's the BEST!

[jdawg1692]

Anybody know Friday's full name?

[erdalovic]

Hehehe 6.35 - 7.35 Muhahhaa

[NillerM]

He...... has absolutely NO IDEA, what the fuck he is saying! But the best HW ever!!

[Cdubzhappy]

a truly great man

[ghpink]

To bad he couldn't have found martial arts instead of boxing. He maybe would have picked up the discipline and honor associated with it. At least Mike Tyson says what he feels, even if he thinks it will offend people. And sometimes you can see so much anger in him, that he is saying things for purely shock value. Even religion couldn't help him...

[NiggadickJaxHD]

@ghpink Yeah i can't wait for the Mike tyson punch out and see where that goes.

[PensiveIntent]

favorite quote:

"I'll eat ur asshole alive

[Furaxxxxx]

Atleast hes real, real dumb and aggressive, but still real

[Nemesis2151]

"i don't know anything about that i dont know nuffin numbers i just know what i can do....ima kill this motha fucka"

mike is the man

[Sames1987]

wahts the song from 0.50. to 2.50???

[Shiner335]

@Sames1987 Kronos Quartet, music from Requiem for a Dream. amazing.

[trugj17]

@Sames1987

Its called Lux Aeterna and its from Requiem for a Dream

[gatoralley01]

LISTEN. I broke my back.

[sliccmoufschalaa]

Something happened to Mike Tyson in prison, and he came out more troubled than he went in...there are a lot of great fighters in prison and thank God most of them are never getting out!!

[orhun20]

He's got an attitude, got his ass wooped by Lenox Lewis :))

[4evervinyl1]

i broke my back. lol

[NiggadickJaxHD]

Coming from someone who knows the agony of his back pain ..... that mothafucka ain't joking as real as he is.

He must suffer from a L5-S1 Disc bulge compressing the Nerve room by 12mm. I can jut Imagine the Sciatica he gets every night.

Poor Mike Tyson

[4evervinyl1]

LOL

[4evervinyl1]

I'LL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE YOU BITCH! LMFAO

[AMD6996]

" i been robbed from most of my money can i at least get a blow job ! " AHHHAHHA

[MistressKim]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!!

[samoafgpimp101]

im many thing.. yeah ima convicted rapist lmao! hes funny

[105loricourt]

ill fuck you til you love me faggot!

[Sh00t1stAskLater]

"i broke my back!" lmfao

[sasomanda]

ı love you mike...

[smartalecc5]

This video may be one of the best on youtube... i could watch it 100x a day and never get sick of it!

[ProvokeUK]

SPINAL.

[paunocu]

i clicked the video, then went back on msn, i thought it was bush speaking...

[ThaGiver]

i love this video, glad its back up

[bizzyb0ne017]

hahaha this nigga said he fought with a broken spine, awesome

[rxtasy]

mike tyson you are one of the best fighter on this planet

may allaha gide you the rite way my man

[duprez2]

LOL I LOVE THIS FUCKIN GUY!!! I COULD LISTEN TO TYSON ALL DAY!!!

[iamderrit]

but i think the one on this video is the remix by clint mansell

[iamderrit]

The name of the song is "Requiem for a dream".

[wnfcjkenvfj]

boy he sure loves fornicating......

[tolly1001]

the name of the first music ?? please

[tolly1001]

somebody know the name of the music the first please ????help me ?

[varmintmurderer420]

lol this is my boy.... outrageous and spontanious like me.... this is my idol for all time... GOD AMEN WHAT???? THERES NOONE CAN STOP ME!!!!

[Stevofxx]

ill eat ur asshole alive

[tolly1001]

some have the name of the music ?? the first one ? please thanks

[R8RFAN2626]

wft fuk iz wit diz retared nigga

[bballsh4h]

@R8RFAN2626 dude.. he wud ass fuk u, ur bf and then stomp on ur fukin head.. stfu

[sikabbubba]

whats the name of the music that starts 0.50

[OhYeah729]

FUCK DON KING!

[CurlyConch305]

i think the music is effin gangsta son....u people say otherwise.... i'l f*ck you till u love me.if u have a problem turn your station..Fu*k Off

[marty7044]

the music was completely unnecessary. pretty much ruined it.

[analrimming69]

wtf is with the music absolutely ruins it

[CurlyConch305]

@analrimming69 the music makes it u dumb shyt

[Reshuuken]

I normally don't do interviews with womans unless I fornicate with them.....

So you shouldn't talk any mo

[Oct0b3rsGh0st]

r u talking out of turn lol my nigga, "so u shouldnt talk anymore unless u wanna, u know" tyson say what evry nigga wish he could say but aint got tha matzi todo it

[EventuallyWeMerge]

lol @ the emotional music when it kicks in. Wow. lol

[grav999]

I'm Ferocious. I Want His Heart. I Wanna Eat His Children. Praise Be To Allah!!!!!! CLASSIC SHIT>

[venomchris]

what, the, fuck.

[dnon75]

"wow wasn't that a bizzare individual?"

[CaptainKubla]

SPINAL!!!

[likkledee3]

"My back, my back is broken... SPINAL."

[justwantoneaccount]

he was right about the future generations remembering him as a bizzare individual lol

[sasomanda]

fuck announcer.

[MrTomJenkins]

im a semi good husband....hahaahhaah you gotta like tyson

[CaptainKubla]

LMAO......."He aint no ALEXANDER......I'M ALEXANDER, I'M SONNY LISTON I'M JACK FUCKING DEMPSEY, I'M FROM THEIR CLOTH. LENNOX, i'M COMIN FO YOU, I'M THE BEST EVA. YOU CAN'T LAST 2 MINUTES IN MY WORLD, BITCH "

ahahahahaha *ROFLGASM* :D.

[alexwmusic]

That is my favourite quote from the video, lol.

[AZmesaboy]

@CaptainKubla He never said you cant last 2 minutes in my world bitch, he said that in a different interview. step your game up

[rimsdothemacarena]

i had to bury my best friend (i dedicate this fight to him)

[hhhbiggestfan305]

haha Mike Tyson is the man!!! He don't take shit from nobody.

[ullholm]

"I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch" is probably the most failed sentence ever said.

Mike is the king tho' =)

[rugbybl00d33]

ill fuck you till you love me faggot! i use that on the rugby pitch all the time now

[jackstein104]

LOL 2:27 with the music thats just epic!! ROFL

[abbottgr]

they took me to the pain center...

[TEerRazaS]

ha ha i wanna eat his children!!

funny shit!!

[AllyRagingBullTiger]

then he goes and replies SPINAL

[SayJanosz]

lol

[AllyRagingBullTiger]

i laughed so hard the first time he said LISTEN I BROKE MY BACK

[anon09876543210]

"Wow, wasn't that a bizzare individual"....bloody oath!

awesome stuff though

[foreverchillinn]

a.crazy video..

b.what is the title of the music? ive heard it beore & its annoying me that i dont know.

[mikeski5306]

@foreverchillinn hey its the song from requiem for a dream by clint mansell

[rugbybl00d33]

@foreverchillinn requiem of a dream

[BillyTheTeen999]

HAHA nice vid

"I wish one of yall had children so I could kick'em in their F***** head and stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain."

lololololol

[moggiemorgan]

thats the best one by far! lolol

[JEdwards92O]

LOL "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot"

[Arose50]

What kind of back injury?

Spinal.

Duh.

[mudsjun]

He is a fuken animale

[rimsdothemacarena]

THERE'S NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[rimsdothemacarena]

i had to bury my best friend

[hahhahahahha]

you gav HER a lapdance? i do what i wanna do! right mike show them assholes you don't care what the fuck they all think..

[hahhahahahha]

i fuck you till you love me!!!!!

wooooohoooooo iron mike tyson the best there even has been!

[xeonmoble]

FUCK DON KING...

[Shizzymcgee]

@xeonmoble dude for real fuk don king

[XXXMikeHonchoXXX]

lol i love this vid! glad you re uploaded it!

[xXBrockSamsonXx]

I broke my back...

...What do you mean by that?

My back is broken.

[RapedByRepublicans]

i love, "if i was elogquent w/ you, u'd still think i was a scumbag"

[skitzo15]

FUCK DON KING

[jmarshmellowman]

7:42-8:52 epic fail!!

great fighter but says alot of stupid things

[Mohsinn]

@jmarshmellowman "all praise be to allah" is a stupid thing?

[Spike00513z]

ill eat your asshole alive you bitch

comon man what the fuck was that about

[rnbstyle11]

Best boxer ever...LEGEND!

[neonliteone]

always confusion with mike tyson :d

he's thé f'ing man

[OnePunch89]

i broke my BACK.

yeah they took me to the.. pain centre

lmfao tyson is the fucking man

[cliclimo]

son todos perdedores! aguante locomotora castro!...

[Dreadroot]

mike what was the problem? "i broke ma back"

priceless

[majstorACO]

A FUCKING LEGEND!!!

[fightfan4life]

LMAO. EPIC.

[XjeremX16X]

my style is impetuous my defence is impregnable

[Perfectbreed]

mike tyson is the best. and if i would be strong and a machine like him i would do anything i want to.. the haters out there are just nerds and gays...

[ThaGiver]

ima semi good husband.....WHAT

[PBMaster88]

i LOVE IT!!!...lmao are you talkin out of turn?

[nattydread329]

ROFL omg this shit is legendary

[bluntstofakie]

"man... listen right............. i don't know nuthin' about being that wig champ"

[rimsdothemacarena]

i usually dont do interview w/ womens unless i fornicate w/ them

[rimsdothemacarena]

i like the part where he says "i don't let people fuck with me" and then the audio for "put your mother in a straight jacket" starts up in the same scene

[rimsdothemacarena]

I just know what I can do...

kill this motherfucker

[rimsdothemacarena]

if i was eloquent w/ you, you'd still look at me as a scumbag

[rimsdothemacarena]

these quotes can be and are used in my daily life

[REGPhorze]

this is the best video on the internet...period

[KYPproductions]

Listen ummm I broke my back.

[vicious26]

finally reuploaded lol... this my homepage now..

[222Rufioo222]

this video completes my life! i watch it repeatedly :) "my back is broken"

[Noles909]

Im alexander, Hes no alexander!

[RecessionSolutions]

mike was arrested for punching some guy at LAX

srs lulz

[PsychoPlatinum]

King Axilrod reclaims his throne. ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

[pedro8991]

thx for upload it again, i hate that shit stole offtopic

[aattack619]

did king try and sue you for money, if so how much?

[Axilrod]

Lol no, im sure it wasn't actually King himself, it was just "Don King Productions, Inc." And no they didnt sue me they just removed it without any notice.

[donDdondon]

haha i broke my back

[sasomanda]

cool vid.thanks Axilrod

[EroSennin6669]

If Don King were here, I would eat his children. rofl.

[geniusmasterclass]

wahey!! i love watching this video, i'll put 2 million views on by myself

[facaval]

Spinal

[jakethesnakee93]

don king is an asshole fucking dick head

[Crocop87]

Good job from Croatia, thx for uploading it again, i missed it :)

[EaserKiiD]

Thanks for re-uploading it..

[coolmanbrock]

axil rod your funnny man make smoe mroe vids bro ...mad respect.. fuck don king and his crazy herrrr

[Axilrod]

Thanks man I'm working on it

[steverogers21]

That's some bullshit about don king and offtopic, man.

So did you ever find the "infantile retard" clip or do you still think that's only in print?

[Axilrod]

Yeah I looked im pretty sure it is only in print, but at the same time as big as Tyson was/is you would think someone would be taping if he was talking.

[steverogers21]

That's true. Thanks for looking though.

[RecessionSolutions]

FUCK YEA!

Same shit happened to me on a few videos from other accounts.

I LOVE THE VIDEO

[bir1225]

i love you man, ive been craving this video for a long time. fuck don king, fuck that website. i love u