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  • I'm a proud Texan, Bush made me want to defect to Canada.

  • How much better the world would be if Bush would have chosen 'Stand-up comedy' as a profesion, rather than President.

  • @AndreZZZZZZZZZZ

    that would be Legit :)

  • proud to be Canadian

  • This dumb fucker Bush should be hanging from the highest tree right now. Ugly little garden gnome. :)

  • this video annoys me because it diverts attention away from his complete political incompetence

  • We went from a Rhodes Scholar to a D- Yaley, from the greatest wealth to the worst economy since the Great Depression, all under this miscreant....way to go Repubilicans, you are soooooo STUPID......;p

  • This isn't quotes mate..

  • You laugh at Bush's goofyness 10 yrs after, but your gonna regret Obama forever after.

  • @33valseco so you would rather have a president who was an idiot than a president who did what exactly?

  • ✈✈// // =INSIDE JOB!

  • if Perry becomes the president, it's like Bush part 2 !

  • @smartdon007 I was thinking the same thing a couple days ago! Please no more governors from Texas. UGH

  • @smartdon007

    How is the man in office now any different besides a different label of party? It should be more like part 3. Perhaps 6 or 7.

  • He's got class.

  • It's pretty impressive to be President without ever having won the election.

  • So lets bash Bush for doing something that, everyday Americans do. ignorant people.

  • @21krime Well it doesn't help that he made the worst political decisions of all time, either. But talking about that is more sad than funny, so why not make fun of his well-rounded stupidity?

  • I think "confused stare" should be nr. 1 (in tough competition with "not knowing his left from his right").

    :P

  • "Only in America," as is often said.

  • Bush > Obama

  • @jaminx2x2 Both are stupid. People have this false perception Obama is smart. Just because you are somewhat of a good public speaker doesn't make you intelligent.

  • tripping on an electrical chord isn't a quote, dumb ass.

  • wat about the dude who threw his shoes at him

  • Apparently the person who uploaded this clip doesn't know what a "quote" is.

  • Too funny!

  • Yes America, that man was our President for eight long years.

  • i like how the top comments are replys to the other top comments -_-... no way im searching for them.......!

  • Just 10? You could do 1 hour of GB...

  • @batto092 - Do you not know about the 2000 election? Were you alive? Go do some of your own research about what happened in Florida. George W. Bush was not elected, he had his brother Jeb in Florida purge the votes of some 10's of thousands of minorites, it went to the Neo-con controlled Supreme Court, and he was placed into office by his daddy and his elite friends.

    Then the decade played out, and it's pretty clear Bush had an agenda the entire time. Approval ratings? Who gives a fuck. NWO.

  • @CommonSense8102 A sad fact that no Republican will ever admit to.. One of GWB's first acts was to disband an organization with in the NSA whose job it was to coordinate with all other agencies to find and stop terrorist attacks, under Clinton many attacks were quietly stopped before they could ever even make the public media. Different Branches had pieces of info needed to nip 9/11 plan before it happened but it got over looked because no one was connecting the dots any more thanks to GWB.

  • @robtay1963 Won't be on much longer as I am sure the FBI will be at my door soon for that post....LOL... I hope not really , I am a nice guy and would not survive prison very long....

  • good ol george dubya bush

  • If Bush dropped my dog i'd be pissed.

  • 1:48 he tried to escape

  • hahahaha wat a dumbas

  • @ourtortsystem know one cares buddy

  • @mcweens ...It's "no one" not "know one".....

    oh, and bush was a dumbass

    that is all

  • actually "not knowing his left from his right hand" is not a gaffe.

    Bush thought that he'd make it easier on viewers, so he raised his right hand that would be the left hand of the people facing/watching him.

    you morons misinterpreted his hand gesture coz your brains are too small to get Bush's true intentions

  • @ourtortsystem

    dude no one gives two shits

    hes an idiot

  • @ourtortsystem no one really cares, he is still an idiot, I wouldn't say you are, but i would say you're a fool

  • @ipodtouchhugger i meant shoe but it would have been cool if he had a show thrown at him not for him

  • TFTC

  • Can the drum roll, please, just fucking stop?!

  • Bush is proof that America is officially dumb. And I'm from America. And I hated Bush from the start. I want to move to Japan -_-

  • @HarrowingWinter So is Obama. Hell, I'll go with you. Just tell me when and where your flight is.

  • @HarrowingWinter  Why Japan?

  • @HarrowingWinter now you dont...

  • @HarrowingWinter

    LOL!!! Imagine if they did the same list 10yrs later??

    

  • @HarrowingWinter Im with ya

  • @HarrowingWinter fucking weeaboo, go to japan, get swept out to sea fucking jap-wannabe

  • @HarrowingWinter If you have to take what the liberal media said about him and form your opinion about him, how much smarter are you?

  • @HarrowingWinter

    If he were eligible to contest the election with Obama,then BUSH would've won.

  • @HarrowingWinter that statement its self was retarded good sir.

  • @HarrowingWinter lol ok ur fuckin japenese

  • @HarrowingWinter Take me with you. Please.

  • @HarrowingWinter please do.

  • Those drums are totally not annoying...

  • what about the time he had a show thrown at him

  • What about when he gave the camra guy the finger on live tv

  • how's obama doing? stupid dcraps

  • Lmao, can't believe people voted him twice and I wasn't one of them since I was minor. Future generations will laugh @ those motherfuckers who voted 4 him twice

  • @rock5182

    I'll be laughing at your inability to type out full words, along with your creation of the best run-on sentences in history. Future generations could definately laugh at that too.

  • @kwank24 definately...

  • @rock5182

    Wait, sorry. "They could definately laugh @ those 2."

  • REPLY'S SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE TOP RATTED COMMENTS!

  • how he become re elected ,,, americans are dumb or what ?

  • cant believe the fool me once one wasnt on here

  • and that's why we love him

  • alot of these are just normal human moments, which every single person experiences all the time.. sry but, i dunno

  • @ 1:45 didnt Mike Vick go to jail for this?

  • I think we should turn into some sort of oligarchy just so if there is one shithead like Bush leading the country there are others to help fill the gap, like some sort of triumvirate

  • YO, I THINK THAT LEFT AND RIGHT HAND THING MAY BE DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE AUDIENCE'S HANDS ARE REVERSED FROM HIS OWN. MY TEACHERS DO IT, LOLOLOL

  • Funnier yet, Obama may very well be reelected. Due to the troops, who a few weeks ago were still willing to work when Obama wouldnt pay them, killed Bin Laden. Everyone will forget what a shamble of the economy his promises have failed to deliver on and the burden his healthcare plan will put on. At least there is still a year and a half for him to show his true colors again.

  • He spite on the white house lawn lol for number 1

  • I don't get number 1. He's just walking.

  • @SycamoreHill14 he spat on the lawn

  • Laugh it up America, you elected the dumb cunt - TWICE !

  • @artery8077 Actually, he lost the majoral election the first time. I still can't fully understand why he won.

  • @SycamoreHill14 He lost the popular vote, but the Supreme Court ordered the recount in Florida stopped and gave the electoral college votes from FL to Bush as opposed to Gore, who would have won if the recount finished, I am sure.

  • @artery8077 All this shows you is the failure of a democratic system. If a group of people are idiotic enough to put up with drivel like Jersey Shore, they shouldn't be choosing who leads their damn nation. I know Jersey Shore premiered after Bush's term, but these are the same people.

  • @cottog8444 jersey shore is purely entertainment. are you saying that anybody who watches jersey shore is an idiot? and because those idiots have the same rights as intellectual saints like yourself that democracy is a bad form of government? i watch jersey shore. its funny and i like it. i also attend a private college and major in BCMB. i also probably know twice as much as you. if you dont like democracy, north korea is still an option. call me when the government controls your life.

  • I miss Bush! At least he kept enough people down south at the border!

  • Bush > obama!

  • Now Ima not saying he was a good president,but he is better that Obama in my opinion

  • One of our best presidents, I miss him :(

  • @Darnter Stupid americans includes you

  • @Darnter Are you retarded?

  • @Darnter Did your mother drop you on you head or are you just stupid?!?

  • its so dumb that people have to sit and make fun of the president...yeah bush was dumb, now Obama is too, the next one will be, and so on...yes its funny to watch this stuff and isnt wrong to watch it...but the people who have to seriously get on here and bash the president that much need a life

  • You know George Bush seems like he would have been a cool guy if he'd never been president.

  • ahah maan I love this guy

  • why did we elect him for 2 terms

  • Yes, absolutely hilarious. What is even more so is the fact he was elected into power. Twice. By Americans.

  • I personally feel that people from countries other than the US should not be allowed to comment on videos relating to the US, such as this one, because they have absolutely no clue what they're talking about. They've just made up opinions based on what THEIR news, parents, and college professors have told them. Fuck the European Countries. The only reason why you can all speak 7 languages is because all 7 of those countries are within a few hours of each other. Shit, I can speak 7 different Ame

  • @MySpaceSucks3 Great ethos there. I'll tell you what, once you can point your country out on a map, you can go on to worry about your inability to speak anything but American. To correct your posting, look up the number of UK downloads of the NY Times onto smart phones. Perhaps you might be interested in the media background of Rupert Murdoch. In addition, acclimatise yourself to the information age. Most people today are well informed. Most Americans are not - to great comic effect.

  • @MySpaceSucks3 Just to say, that you are basing your opinion on Europeans by what you have heard from the 'news, parents, and college professors'.....

  • I work hard to put food on my family

  • Everyone makes George Bush look like an idiot with these things. Yes, he's not the greatest in public. But how would you have handled an attack on the U.S.? He's only human and we try to make our president be like a god. All of the clips here in this video are legitimate things that someone would do(well except cleaning his glasses that was weird)I actually applaud George Bush for being real.I would rather have a socially awkward president who is real and cares. then an eloquent 1 who doesn't.

  • @BasketballAddict100 You do relize he went to iraq and tourted innacent ppl ? and admitted it after barack was elected ?

  • @PALIGAMER561 Perhaps... oh, I dunno... you might sound a bit more credible commenting on someone else being "dumb" if your remarks were legible. Now, I got that "relize" probably means "realize", but what's an "innacent ppl"? Whatever it is, how does one "tourted" it? George W. Bush may indeed have been the dumbest person alive, but you are surely no poster child for literacy or intellect yourself. However one is "tourted", what's your source of information? 

  • @marianware

    It Took you a month to make up that comeback.

    And this is youtube, not grammer 101. S0 SuCk 4 D1cK

  • @PALIGAMER561 You surely don't think anyone follows your posts, laden with wit though they may be. I saw your comment about 2 minutes before I answered it, obviously. Of course, you (being the mature adult you've already demonstrated yourself to be) can think of no way to respond that isn't dull, formulaic, trite, and miserably composed. Again, perhaps you should rethink your attacks on another person's intellect. But, really; how DOES one "tourted innacent ppl"?

  • You know what I like about you americans..

    First you elect a president who writes his name in crayon.. Seriously the dumbest fuck ever.. for 8 years.. Everything comes crashing down..

    And then you elect a president who makes me look up words.

    Unfortunately some american citizens forget Obama is trying to run a country, and clean up the huge pile of economical shit Bush left there.

    Like running america isn't hard enough already.

    Anyway, greetings from the Netherlands.

  • What's with the last one? I don't get it.

  • @Bizorke Oh nvm he spit after making sure no one was looking lol.

  • Yah cnt forget bout iraq either...

  • He's very worthy to have been president! I mean he did alot! He killed jobs he ruined the economy! And he definitely... DEFINITELY... won't get fooled again... Thank you... Thanks alot ... -.-

  • What!? The thrown shoe ninja-dodge didn't make the list!? That's madness.

  • Where's the guy throwing a shoe at him?

  • Why do people jump on the smallest of errors? Being the president is one of the hardest jobs in the world, and Bush did one hell of a lot better than Clinton.

  • And America elected this guy twice. Says something, doesn't it?

  • @millard27

    Well blame the DNC for electing two idiots candidates to run against him. He was by far the better option compared to Gore and Kerry.

  • He's only human.

  • I thought the Shoe throw was a better choice lol

  • I miss that guy. He is better than the POS we currently have and he does not even need a teleprompter.

  • #9 and #6 hahaha

  • 1:45 Letterman's Hitler-stache

  • ...as you may recall we went to a PARK IN BOTSWANA!!

  • @skipachoy If you think Obama wasn't born here you are a dumbass. He wouldn't even be allowed to run for president if he was born in a foreign nation. And the only reason Obama isn't producing the best results he could be producing is because of all the shit he has to deal with that was caused by Bush.

  • @peanutman654 That's stupid of you to blame it on Bush. It's not like he spent $87 billion on natural disaster relief funds..And you're saying that natural disasters were caused by Bush? That's not how it works little guy. You see, we have not yet created a device to destroy hurricanes or 100% of the terrorists. So blaming it on Bush is what ignorant people do. And besides Obama created more debt in his first 19 months of being President than all the Presidents from Washington to Reagan combined

  • @Teamventure2 Bush started the war in Iraq. Iraq committed no acts of war against us. We could have put that money towards more important things like education reform and infrastructure repairs on roads, bridges, and water pipelines that are falling apart. Not to mention if we didnt invade Iraq we would have much more support in Afghanistan because every nation in the world lost soldiers in 9/11. Europe refused to go into Afghanistan and help the US because of the invasion of Iraq.

  • @peanutman654 If we didn't invade Iraq then we would be considered pussy liberals like the French. And we aren't doing it just for ourselves? We are supporting the act of Democracy in other countries that do not have the privalege to vote for what they would like. It's just like a socialist supporter to support the thought of not trying to help others. We have enough Welfare, Medicare, Medicaid to support the old, poor, and lazy, here. 

  • @Teamventure2 tell me again why we invaded Iraq and why we wouldve been considered pussies? and you obviously have been brainwashed to think that America is the greatest country of the world when it was ranked 13 in 2006. you do not promote democracy by invading a country and installing your version of democracy. do wonder why the people were mad? we took over their country instead of giving it to them. these countries did not want us there and that was the reason why we were attacked in 2001

  • @peanutman654 i wish i cud thumbs up ur comment like 10000 times :(

  • They didn't show the rest of the left vs. right hand video. He realizes his mistake, corrects himself, then makes a joke out of it.

  • 127 people are obviously related to bush.

  • can you imagine what the teabaggers will do if obama was 5% that dumb

  • Did not laugh.

  • i dont get why some of those are funny

  • "We went to a park in Botswana." haha

  • he was certainly a character

  • Least he wasnt a socialist *cough* Brry Obama *cough*

  • you need help here i am 1:33

  • Quotes? Most of the time I don't hear Bush talking

  • I've seen sock puppets hold better composure.

  • What about throwing the shoes at him????!!1

  • Because of this video, people like BallinxNinjaxTurtle say he's dumb. In reality, he's smart. I believe he's better than Obama. I mean, what has Obama done for us?

  • @The501stLego And what has Bush?

  • @The501stLego You can't be serious. The man more than doubled the national debt and turned a surplus into a massive 1.2 trillion dollar deficit. He signed every spending bill put in front of him for his first 6 years. Lied to get us into a war. His deregulation contributed to the housing bubble bursting. His tax cuts and massive unfunded medicare expansion gave tremendous debt to our children. Atleast Obama cut taxes for the middle class (in the stimulus), took steps to improve our health care,

  • @The501stLego and brought the economic collapse to a halt because it could have been a lot worse. Obama has done a lot for the middle class if you take the time to look. Bush did a lot for the top 2 percent. I have never seen more Orwellian language used by a president. No child left behind, the clear skies act, patriot act, they were all the opposite of what they sounded like. When it comes to intelligence Obama was a constitutional professor, magna cum laude from harvard. Bush went to yale

  • @The501stLego and harvard with mediocre grades. He got in and through on the tail of his father.

  • He is from Texas

  • Is ok mr president (ohh ex president) .I am not even democrat

  • those arent quotes; theyre moments. you stupid faggot.

  • This is crazy, we've all done this.

  • I think people where a bit hard on Bush. Yes he was a bit dull but anyone could have done any of those things. It's just that they seem to highlight Bush's actions more than anyone else's.

  • @IIOffworlderII

    you can't be too hard on the american President in my opinion. He is one of the most powerfull persons in the whole world. And if his a jerk or an idiot, thats a big problem. If he isn't capable of being a good president, he shouldn't try to become one.

  • @IIOffworlderII one of the dumbest comments ever

    the guy fucked the world

  • what about the shoe to the head?

  • what if bush was actually smart but acts aloof?

  • now i dont know any facts bout bush or whatever, but just from this it seems like he'd be funny to hang out with lol

  • I was the 1,000 person to like this! :D

  • he may have been dumb but at least he had sorta-good health care and fare taxes

  • We had dumber presidents bush is one of them but certainly not the worst one.

  • @ZaikoTV There is no way to tell who is the best president. It all depends on the time period they were president.

  • @OGDonNinja Apparently you are because you can't even make a proper sentence.

  • Dear Bush and all of his oblivious followers, you are ASSHOLES!!

    Open your damn eyes!!!!

  • title of the video makes no sense. it's "top ten bush moments" not "quotes." he doesn't even say anything in the first clip

  • Wow he had not one but two terms in office. Must be a little embarrassed Americans? Lol. I hate British politicians anyway so I can't talk.

  • Good god, STOP telling me that it happened before this. I think I got it after the fifth person told me.

  • Barack Obama FTW

  • @erikkire94 Barack Obama For the fail

  • the dog one was the funniest. go bush

  • hes a person too, and by far. hes done a lot for this country.. and thats coming from a 14 year old. I know for a fact, he maybe funny or ''stupid' , but hes smart when it comes to shit like the economy.

  • @taylorshellacoolyo you are only 14, so I am confident you will eventually understand.... Bush doesn't know shit about shit. He doesn't know his left from his right hand... He doesn't know anything about the economy my friend.

  • what a dum ass bush was and is geeeessss lol

  • go check out the one of his daddy throwing up on the japanese emperor

  • .. Pahahahaha

    "Confused Stare" is what I look like right after I fart in public.

  • Not that funny... There are much funnier moments

  • @mikeyab88 Like invading Iraq? That was hilarious.

  • I do not see the problem with the last one.

    Every man does so!

  • There is a lot of Bush fail videos, but I saw only one with a quote where he said Japan and America had one of the longest lasting, enduring alliances of the modern world. I looked it up but I can't find it. Can any of you find it or has any one even heard of it?

  • The trip, wow that's great guys, I enjoyed that, he tripped, that's hilarious.

  • Wow these are SO hilarious. no not really. But seriously this shows how bias the media is today towards the left. Biden can never talk without a foot in his mouth, but no one cares a bit about that.

  • is our children learning??

    you got 3 kids, 4 kids??? whyd i say that??

    to many OBGYNs?

    crouching bush, flying shoe?

    NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE?

  • this has to be fake

    it just has to beee!!!!!!!!!!