jive talk (AIRPLANE)

[CitizenGatsby]

LMFAO "Jus' hang loose, blood."

[Kodos13]

Jive: easier to understand and more intelligent sounding than "Ebonics".

Yes, I went there.

[Withshortwings]

Barbara Billingsley, June Cleaver, was the original MILF from Leave it to Beaver Days.

[jackwolf131]

HEY YA, THIS VIDEO JUST SWING ME GROOVIN' MAN! ...(translated: Hey, everybody, I love this video)

[frtw4428]

June Cleaver speaking Jive! Ha! Ha!

[ScottACNohea]

Wow, the Nanny from Muppet Babies speaking jive floored me as a kid and now as a 32 year old.....

[Mizcellophane]

@therussle1100 Ahh, so it's not racist, it's boss.

[Kodos13]

Dislike this, and you're a jive-ass dude that ain't got no brains, anyhow...

[Mizcellophane]

IS this racist?

[dss103]

@Mizcellophane Lol why would you say that? This is only poking fun at a type of dialect that in all honesty, alot of people don't understand. Now you could argue that this type of dialect has dug a giant hole in the ground for black people that was just beginning to be covered up due to very hard work from the likes of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Etc. Now a bunch of people are gonna flame me for this, but In a way, this is like spitting on MLK's grave. Boondocks did it best...

[therussell1100]

@Mizcellophane Nah. Those two black actors were the ones who wrote the dialogue for the jive scenes. The screenwriters didn't know the words to make up.

[WhateverHappenedToFu]

@Mizcellophane I don't think so, there's an interview on you tube where the two actors explain that they "created" the jive,

[ohcountrar]

@ZaeViola Why would you say that, is it because you seek attention?

[MillionthUsername]

Yeah, I saw this as a teenager when it came out, and it's the only time I was ever in physical pain from laughing so hard at a movie. I seriously didn't know if I could make it through the whole thing. The whole crowd reacted the same way. It was like when a really good comedian has total command of an audience and they're losing it. That was a unique experience for a movie. I think the only movie that has come close to that level of hilarity since is There's Something About Mary.

[TexasHangunLawJoke]

translations??????? what did they say to each other???

[Warholy]

4 people cant speak jive

[realtalk516186]

I bet she would have helped the Beaver

[jackasskidzify]

wat'cha tak about big momma, my momma raise no dummy i dug her rap

[haloninjanate]

damn, wish we still had movies like this today

[Beautifulmusiclistnr]

I remember seeing this at the movies in the early 80's, and I laughed SO hard that I cried! It was THAT funny. I was beside myself, and I still crack up every time I see this scene. Here it is. You have Barbara Billingsley, of all people (Mrs. Cleaver), saying "Excuse me stewardess. I speak jive". I liked to had passed out with laughter when I first saw that movie! Notice though, they have her wearing her standard pearl necklace.Thanks for posting this classic clip!

[Nevesdeath]

Cut me some slack, Jack!

[Tinkleheimer]

Jive ass dudes ain't got no brains anyhow.

[mrwhatever213]

@Tinkleheimer Bull shit snow monkey.

[ownthemind]

What a riot.. Look back at the past, have a laugh if it was funny and yell if someone was hurt. No pain here brother..got the jive? If not, get it maan

[Super8hypnosis]

As seen on boxing forum...

[veeseee128]

I always knew there was more to ms cleaver then she led on.

[jsteffey88]

The guys who made Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampire's Suck can go f!@# themselves. They're not funny. They never will be funny. So why make more of their shitty film. Where are you when we need you Zucker Brothers.

[alecm9311]

four people don't got no brains anyhow

[Nickuncle]

"Cut me some slack jack!"

[thereturnofman295]

it's crazy...i understood what they were saying...

[magmablock]

Cut me some slack, Jack!

[sagganuts18]

Jive Dude 2: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Jive Dude 1: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Then:

Barbara: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Jive Dude 2: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Barbara: Cut me some slack, Jack!

(argument)

Barbara: Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

Jive Dude 1: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Barbara: Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

[sagganuts18]

incredibly, the youtube transcribe can't even make up what Barbara is saying

[MrSaywutnow]

4 people are jive-ass dudes who don't got no brains anyhow.

[Celluloidkid]

ROFL!! Loove it .....classic!

[steriogram007]

There are 666 likes :O

[maxpowers518]

"Jive ass dudes ain't got no brains anyhow!"

-Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)

[chamblizi]

CUTTYS BALLS CANT HANG LOL!

[klarebear7211]

"excuse me stewardess, i speak jive"

oh, the things you could get away with in a PG movie thirty years ago

[Azakhiel]

@klarebear7211 I miss those days.

[fluffyollie]

hard to find this clip being anything but funny and silly, and if anything it is post-racist as does and doesn't follow the stereotypes... sorry, taking fun out of the funny. great clip, and well done

[agentgibbs1162]

@fluffyollie Y'all got that right. Too many folks and such to worried about "Political Correctness (or the lack there of, ROFLMSAO). Just hang loose

[nintruendo]

0:12 Cutty say he can't hang.

[kim123792]

@nintruendo THIS ALWAYS MAKE LAUGH NO MATER CUTTY SAY HE CAN'T HANG

[ReRunTyson]

turn on transcribed audio and enjoy



[Fsimfreak]

never gets old

[fuckthesystem86]

Ahahah in original language sounds great, but try italian ;)

/watch?v=osLlTh46u4U&feature=r­elated

[Carmine32946]

Chu,ps don't want da help

[treegraph]

Someone please post a translation.

[mrceebees14]

Was 8 years old back then, had no idea what the hell they were saying, but for the entire week you had a class of 3rd grades trying to talk jive for a couple of weeks until our teacher was like "ENOUGH!"

[agentgibbs1162]

@mrceebees14 SMOOTH MOVE. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO ON A REGULAR BASIS & GET AWAY WITH IT.

[mrceebees14]

@agentgibbs1162 If you knew Mrs.Braren, she was a battle wagon an old women, someone that you would necessarily call a "sweet momma," like I was doing. My mother wasn't happy,but my step dad was laughing his balls off at the parent teacher conference hahaha

[sqnkk]

What happend to "golly"

[nintruendo]

@sqnkk Shii...

[MrGunman11]

"I speak jive." lmao

[1QuikTransAm]

@TheTechBite HAHA!

[bibbler227]

It's never transcribed this way but it sounds to me that she's saying "Chomp don't want no help, Chomp don't get Dick help"

[285mosis]

this shit was the best - cut her ass some slack..!!

[432ps1]

Mo Fo budda layin me to the bone, jackin me up, sheeeeet.

[MrRockjock13]

fu mistys brother in law

[AllAboutLOVEatYuToob]

hahahahha..lol this is hilarious !!!

[MrOboema]

'Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.' xD

[marock999]

Warning: if you click on the CC button your computer will explode.

[senationalliv]

lmao omg that was epic

[20alphabet]

Colored people, nature's comedians !

[skettamom]

I just saw this movie for the 1st time a month ago *smh* I laughed the whole movie!! I gotta learn to speak jive *getting black card revoked*

[homescrub]

Jive turkeys.

[siensone]

Mark Hoppus!!

[4Partagas]

Classic! 

[tripdefect87]

"Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow......"

[bigredonedday]

@tripdefect87 sheeeeeeeeeeit.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

They don't make 'em like this nowadays. Now, people would be "offended" and would call this scene "racist."

[Tsukasamacleod]

@xSisterxGrimmx Completely ignoring that they're just using jive as a language, while they have normal conversations. As opposed to say, Skids and Mudflap who not only speak ebonics, but have the large teeth and mention that they can't read.

Also, fyi: The black guys wrote the dialogue. 

[LUVSAILOROMANCE]

@xSisterxGrimmx Wrong again blood, we dig talk rap like this, it's just called Ebonics.

We black people do have a sense of humor the only problem comes when people jump 2 conclusions. If U don't understand(stewardess) it's better than saying someone will claim it's racist.

I talked to my friend, he's white & we were talking about this movie & we both liked it, no disagreements.

You don't know how many people U claim would be 'offended" or call "racist" actually make comments & like this clip.

[TheGzeus]

@LUVSAILOROMANCE The people who would claim to be "offended" nowadays would be well-to-do white people who like to write angry letters.

I'm largely exaggerating, but if you think about it, any false claim of racism would have to come from someone who'd never experienced it.

[LUVSAILOROMANCE]

@TheGzeus K, understood.

[spfan099]

@xSisterxGrimmx no this would still be funny..watch family guy and see how many funny things there are that you consider "racist" about jews(which i am and i still laugh) blacks, asians, blondes....shall i go on? i dont think so

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@spfan099: I personally like "Family Guy," but you'd be surprised at how many people don't like it because they think it's "racist."

[LightandDark11]

@xSisterxGrimmx But notice how it's still a very popular tv show and hasn't been in anyway severely affected by their jokes.

There's just not that many people who are willing to call things racist at a drop of the hat and be able to effect change on things.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@LightandDark11z" Let's just say I've personally experienced a lot of people being defensive and immediately calling things racist.

[Brewnoe]

@xSisterxGrimmx racist ... quarter-mile ya drag-queen ;) ... I'll call ya names if you say a kilometer :p

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@Brewnoe: ?

[agentgibbs1162]

@xSisterxGrimmx AMEN TO THAT. Here I am @ 49 and reflecting back to a time. A lot of my closest friends were African-Americans (for those who insist on P.C.). If you're a bunch of good folks but don't rock the boat.

[agentgibbs1162]

@spfan099 I lived in a city that was 90% Jewish,but it didn't bother me one bit. I'm objective and don't let ethnicity, nationality,etc. I grew up at a time when racial tensions were very high.

[monoamine1980]

@xSisterxGrimmx no they wouldn't the motherfuckers speak jive it is what it is

[chipcrayton75]

@xSisterxGrimmx Im black and i still find this funny LOLOL

[ridemotorcyclesin200]

@xSisterxGrimmx so true! like my neighbor. cutty say he can't hang

[IanKeepsScreamin]

@xSisterxGrimmx Amen.

[macdaddynyc]

@xSisterxGrimmx - Such a shame...there is nothing racist about this scene. It's such a classic. My grandfather was an old black man when this came out. The old man rarely laughed. This shit cracked him up. Ahh the days...

[reknowvator11]

@xSisterxGrimmx nah. we wouldn't

[MikeDunn]

@xSisterxGrimmx not only that, the "funny" movies are so dumbed down these days ..... they just don't have the clever, witty lines like Airplane did.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@MikeDunn: Very true.

[MrMega10000Ultra]

@xSisterxGrimmx its not up to the blacks decision if its racist, today its up to the white women in suits to decide...

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@MrMega10000Ultra: So true.

[DjRenigade]

@xSisterxGrimmx So true. "Funny" movies today are total shit!

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@DjRenigade: AMEN.

[CaptMARNEY]

Hey Barbara Billingsley! She was the voice for Nanny on "Muppet Babies." Random fact. :)

[LUVSAILOROMANCE]

@CaptMARNEY funny thing is she was also June Cleaver if I am not mistaken from Leave it to Beaver. So this clip is made extremely funny by those of that generation.

[CaptMARNEY]

@LUVSAILOROMANCE Oh she was? That's hilarious! :D

[maqsad1]

They don't make them like this any more.

[tralfamadorian42]

THANK YOU. s'all I gotta say. thank you.

[pdlsteeler1]

Hey big mama my mama never raised no dummy.

[giseba7]

This was so hilarious in the day! I'm telling you.

It actually helped to break down the barriers with laughter! lol!

[AlmostEthical]

The sick guy seemed to make a complete recovery during the argument :)

[CynicJRH]

Nanny from the Muppet Babies is hardcore

[ghostalin]

jive ass dudes aint got no brains anyhow

[gotherealex]

top 10 moments in comedy EVER

[inkey2]

yeah, this is a great moment in comedy.........the whitest white woman on the planet speaking jive. What private ivy league college did she pick that up at?

[deadenddude]

OMG THIS IS RACIST I'M SO OFFENDED!!!!!

[CloneByDesign]

@deadenddude lol

[EliteSpartin]

@deadenddude internet sarcasm?

[deadenddude]

@EliteSpartin bingo

[pelicanflashdance]

"Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!" lol :D

[whysoblutube]

Hang loose blood.....

LOLZ

[artistsandbox]

Darell! Circa early 80's

[bmar131]

I remember seeing this in the theater when it was released, after the movie was over we got back in line for the next showing. I dont care how many times you watch this movie and similar like Blazing Saddles, it never gets old. There 2 movies set the standards in comedy.

[davemelnick]

@bmar131 you know it...I saw this at least 100 times. It never gets old. Classic to the nth degree.

[ebuz218]

shi-mo-fo..buttah-layin-it to the booooone,jackin me up! LMFAO!!!

[ebuz218]

smack'em yack'em! CLASSIC!

[Nox0verstreet]

Cutty say he can't hang.

[1Morey]

IF only real airplane flights were this interesting.

[ollihp]

"Jus hang loose blood" coming from the beavers mom almost made me fall off my chair.

[Brewnoe]

@ollihp In Beav Mom's time, loose blood was big, big, yeah yeah yeah .... tight blood was dead rabbit, need bridesmaids ... and make em small ...

[AnInnocentBystander9]

This video made me realize how much i need to watch Airplane! again.

[ChristewieTV]

S'mo fo butta laid four jive ass fools to the ground. Disliking this video, must want a cold one cool clean upside down their heads

[hulk90000]

this was fucking funny

[DeltaEagle7700]

"What it is, big momma! My momma didn't raise no dummies! I dug her rap!"

That was hard a tounge twister for me!

[garmac002]

I speak jive.

[unclefishbits]

oh stewardess... I speak jive.

[Danklin24]

Funny as FUCK!

[ellabella030508]

"chump dont want no help, chump dont get no help"....Great scene great movie

[CTROCK]

i love these part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikemat3307]

I think they be callin dat ebonics.

[ThatguyNice]

Super duper classic scene.

[MegaPatriot123]

That was " Leave it to Beaver's Mother" Oh my god.

[liaMuc87]

in the german version it´s no jive talk, it´s bavarian dialect :D

[mrjordythegreat]

@liaMuc87 Is it just as funny?

[liaMuc87]

@mrjordythegreat i find it even funnier. black people in germany (also in bavaria) usually don´t speak with such a strong dialect & bavarian sounds funny anyway.

[liaMuc87]

@mrjordythegreat you can watch it here: watch?v=_gcZI74qtac

but i think it´s not so funny, if you don´t understand german

[Aussiemarco]

@liaMuc87 Really? That's so funny ... black Bavarians! :D

[liaMuc87]

@Aussiemarco yes, it is. some of my friends are "afro-bavarian", some are able to speak like that :)

[shigella63]

chump don't want the help, chump don't ge the help!

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

@goldenthroat86, LMFAO!

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

That is the mom from leave it to beaver.......O.O

[goldenthroat86]

@LedZeppQueenBeatles "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

[dseanmat]

This might be the funniest scene ever filmed. I mean, June Cleaver, of all people! I still remember seeing this at the movies as a kid, and all of the people roaring so loudly with laughter and for so long that I probably missed the next ten or fifteen gags. Thanks for sharing this.

[direwire]

Still the funniest line from the funniest movie.

[KetchupSplodge]

u dont got no brains anyhow...

[mnemosyen360]

i just love how the guy siting said 7up!!!

[papabugs71]

Cuddy say he caint hang!

[WoWCOD4HL2CA]

this was horrible

[kennysntv]

We were watching this today before church service started. Just had to see this Jive Clip to get a quick laugh.

[HickysBoy]

I've seen this 50 times and it is still too funny!

[JILL0704USA1]

Barbara was just perfect in this spot; who would have ever expected that ''June Cleaver'' could 'jive talk. One of the most memorable moments of the whole movie!

""Airplane"" combines scenes from "The High and the MIghty" along with various scenes from all the "Airport Movies" except maybe for the last Airport movie, 'The Concorde' and that one seemeed silly; just my opinion though. ""Airplane"" - what a hoot!!

[femail63011]

@JILL0704USA1 Rent a movie from 1957 starring Dana Andrews and you will know where Airplane came from. It's called Zero Hour and it is not a comedy, but if you've seen Airplane you will laugh all the way through it.

[JILL0704USA1]

Barbara was just perfect in this spot; who would have ever expected that ''June Cleaver'' could 'jive talk. One of the most memorable moments of the whole movie!

[jman4208]

R.I.P. barbara billingsley

[szqsk8]

Mrs Cleaver jive-talkin! Too funny!

[KokiriDoll]

LMAO brilliant.

[matt713]

One of the great moments in film history.It would be deemed "rayciss" these days.

[wifa4lifa]

Mrs. Beaver speaks jive!!!! lol!!!

[jayhoeleven]

Chump dont want no help, chump dont get no help! GOLD

[MST720]

best line ever! "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"