"Do The Cosmonauty"

[SpyengoEen]

what? it's been 5 years?! where's my life? :(

[mrkillerdeath20]

gay...nuf said

[deadwindy]

WTF??????!

[Georgeboysonic]

i want TEXTp back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[totheskyawaken]

worst song in the history of music. worst music video in the history of videos. worst dance in the history of dances

[MrSnoopycCreation]

кг/ам

[Spattinfire]

I've been listening to this song since it came out. I feel like a bit of a looser. lol.

[camelridingjihad]

what if in the song they replaced cosmonaughty with illuminaty ?

[KOMAXEP]

шо за пиздец!?!?

[mrmeowmix2300]

I liked when Youtube had the ASCII version of this up.

[killuminati63]

@mrmeowmix2300 ASCII

[killuminati63]

@killuminati63 ?

[md0206]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING INSANE :D

[SovietWolf1]

Some one should audition this on american idol!

[agevkired]

video needs to be viewed in ASCII.

[260191894]

Ok. I got my orange suit. Now I need to learn the moves! lol

[lakers6225]

yep i totally knew about this vid 4 years ago lol

[bass4onelastfriday]

@lakers6225 haha. i saw it when i was in 6th grade. now im going into 10th. still awesome.

[lordofbih]

The first video on youtube i ever favorited- its still on the list and still as awesome as it was years back.

[lakers6225]

@lordofbih dude me too lol

[timd941]

5, 4, 2, *rocket lifts off* 1, offblast! How much vodka did you drink?

[ThePrzemekczech]

sputnik

[robbo4life]

even better than rickroll

[GymnasticsxPayton]

^_^

Your a zero g hottie when you shake that space body

[serbip1]

5,4,2?



[westpointe3]

This song killed Bin Laden.

[TripleM000]

1,767 people don't like cosmonauts

[DeeFromVod]

Fuck I love this song!

[rooster9116]

It's the 50th anniversary of Russia's first man in space (Yuri Gagarin).

Borsch!

[mikrop3nis]

borsch is awesome

[TerraP]

i watch this video everyday when i wake up to get that special cosmonauty vibe !

[ao2579]

acid trip

[shugochara78]

yummy borsch

[TheChristianShadow]

5, 4, .., 2, 1. OFFBLAST!

[TheChristianShadow]

We've been "Cosmonauty" rolled!!!!

[sahisdabest]

that is actually some preeeetty sexual dancing right there.

OOOOooOooOOoo

whoops. just let me clean myself...

from BORSCH!

[TheMilkMan252]

:( was hoping they would bring back textp 

[TheRealRealFlippy]

Please tell me what the fuck is going on.

[goroomi]

remember text:p? :D

[taventwix]

thats what happens when ur brains r on drugs kids.

[mariogamersidequest]

/watch?v=GKykCqr4KhM the textp cosmonauty has been removed what the fuck

[asdfgoogle]

Suggested videos to the right "samwell - what what in the butt" wtf... ???? lol

[atomocalypse]

and we wonder why we havent put anyone else on the moon

[nflgosteelers]

@atomocalypse No, it's because you touch yourself at night.

[ZombieGamer63]

What is this I don't even.

[11FotoFlame11]

Stig's got moves

[tank2449]

@11FotoFlame11 Top gear

[tinzovideo]

I want Textp

[supersnot4]

this is so much more epic in Textp

[zsnzHD]

who made this song?

[damnzeromaniac]

Borcsh Borsch Sputnik!

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

So this is where the russian space funding is goin?!!

[MontrealExpos2004]

Lol even though im a commi. :)

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

Lets have buttsecks! Comrades.

[goroomi]

text:p

[geeksquad927]

1,762 people are astronauts.

[vtmike13]

4, 2, 1, offblast!!!

[LeadpipeStudios]

I'm not kidding. I want this song

[TubbaFlubba]

@LeadpipeStudios youtube downloader... thats what i did

[DarkOblivion3]

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOL they missed the number 3 in the countdown.

[chachacha3nOs]

@DarkOblivion3 good catch

[InternationalRubies]

@DarkOblivion3 well...they did say offblast instead of blastoff

[blackcats223]

2009 babe

[ProGamerDudes]

Sputnik da

[TheTobaccoMonolauges]

@Grimfang115

I don't think you can be pretty "SHORE" at anything. I believe it is sure you are looking for

[vankook]

How hot is this beat?

[eftelthing]

AFTER EFFECTS

[Stijak85]

TEXTp version /watch?v=Rlu8-j0tjss

[Vertigo688]

BORSCHT.

[Grimmfang115]

I WANT TEXTp BACK YOU ASSHOLES

[Grimmfang115]

textp pl0x

[darkbawat]

1:44, nipple rubbing? =S

[chevron7locked]

where did you get that cosmonaut outfit? its awesome :D

[dantheman931]

I wonder if they're aware they spelled BORSCH**T** wrong?

[starkid77]

Damn, they were straight up gettin' it in this video! Hot!

[SquidMan64]

SPOOTNIK!

[TubbaFlubba]

were can i get this for download

[TheCakebuilder]

BORSCH!!

[sagat4]

I ONLY WATCHED THIS VID BECAUSE OF TEXT P..LOL APRIL FOOL....YA

[AliBaba7dwarves]

I totally triped am still triping out get high and watch this its too much Im ... Im...

Im doing the cosmonaughty right after I type this...

[nevmx]

1:41 to 1:47 <3 the spinning satellite

[fazaman]

Highly addictive material

[JoseTwitterFan]

In Soviet Russia, Cosmonauty do YOU!!!

[kalebkula]

@JoseTwitterFan in sovoit russia crack on you

[KaiserSehen]

@JoseTwitterFan Nyet! No! Nein!....

[WestwoodGryphon]

This was amazing in the Text mode

[quicksilver1203]

Where is 3 in the countdown!? o.O

[JorgeDX3]

did anyone else notice that they missed "3" ?

[BIGDANNY77]

This is awesome. Great song!

[metallicais1337]

i just exploded from sheer confusion

[alewis119]

lmao i cannot get enough of this vid

[mell52028]

I love it!!!!!!

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

well this was.....different O.o

[benitezmfv]

BARSZCZ...Borsch.. RuleZ !!!!

[benitezmfv]

BARSZCZ !!!! BARSZCZ.. Lol i just had it for dinner ! muahaha

[datinyty]

There is no ringtone on that site. You suck.

[budspott]

@datinyty There is actually 2. I have them both.

HELOO! THIS IS COSMONAUGHT YURI! YOU WILL ANSWER PHONE NOW!

[lifebayne]

BORSCH!

[budspott]

Is it tru that this band is called Jefferson Starhip...?

[calanio455]

@budspott haha...no...that would be the 60's band Jefferson Airplane...but when they reunited they renamed it Jefferson Starship

[budspott]

@calanio455 So... THIS is not Jefferson Starship?

[NoFaceChannel]

Who is dancing? AN ASTRONAUT! #LOL

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

@NoFaceChannel no a cosmonaut HENCE THE NAME

[NoFaceChannel]

@CrazyForCooCooPuffs THAT IS SIMILAR!! DO SOME RESEARCH! (because I am not a Russian).

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

@NoFaceChannel yea but cosmonauts and astronauts use different gear...different suits....

[NoFaceChannel]

@CrazyForCooCooPuffs Hmmm... Okay... Its a tie...

[AnAngrySpoon]

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[Rellside]

Go watch de TEXTp Version Here !!!!!!!! :

/watch?v=GKykCqr4KhM

[Darkozl]

How does this have so many dislikes? it's so groovy awesome...

[lilbug077]

this is so weird you have to be high to watch this

[darkwizard5]

you could use this a a rick roll called the cosmo'roll

[MrAlonDoron]

@darkwizard5 Then what would become of 'Trololo'? :)

[badsalad313]

Where do I get a cosmonaut suit like that?!

[AntonUralskiy]

Wat.

[Jughead2950]

By the way, you're pronouncing borsch wrong. There is nor "T" on the end. As a Russian, i love that yummy borsch! Oh, by the way, da d-d da... SPUTNIK!

[Kweezy157]

This is like a bad Shroom trip, but the song is awesome.

[roryimac]

Love it

[TrowbridgeHardcore]

Its like cherynobel all over again

[Spangladesh44]

This song is addicting. I've already watched this video more times than I can recall in the last month.

[Gajus13]

Lol after ¨5, 4¨ comes ¨2, 1¨ in the beginning

[MattieKirby1]

Wheres the TEXTp Thing??

[tannergolds]

DAMN YOU TEXTP!

[MusicalArmageddon]

WHERE IS THE TEXTp I WANT IT BACK!

[Willjbasenji]

russia is beast cuz they called yuri a cosmonaut not a fucking astrofagnaut

[pmanausome08]

we need textp ;(

[SpyengoEen]

damn this dance is so funny =D

[gr8fzy1]

I miss TEXTp...It was awesome and I faved this video because of it...now it's mediocre...

[dantheman931]

The web site seems to be an investment company. :-/

[time286urass]

3 is illegal =l

[hamuligan]

lol really no 3:D

[n3vErw1nt3R]

BORSCH!

[gusieboy]

there is no 3 in the beginning

[lothpwm]

This could potentially be a new form of RickRoll

"The CosmoRoll"

Maybe...

[GameBone9]

i noticed that in the begining there is no 3

[spiderrobot7788]

@GameBone9 LOL

[Darkhiltx]

the website doesnt even give the ringtone *cry*

[pokemaniac7654]

I VANT TEXTP

[0600shuffler]

I also would like TEXTp back.  PLZZZZZZZZZ

[petrosyaaan]

this is awesome

[deezorder]

огооо...

[dmitrievsergey]

БОРЩ!!! БОРЩ!!! БОРЩ!!!

[mell52028]

idk wats going on but i like it

[killerdemon304703]

why in the heck is this so cool man

[chevron7locked]

where did you get that spacesuit? I need to get one. xD

[killerdemon304703]

@PJ19721972 yeah why iss that so cool it sucks and on 2nd thought the new youtube stinks ok it sucks what do u think

[Darkhiltx]

i want one of those suits.

[Gajus13]

Lol in the beginning it counts down 5, 4, 2, 1

Lol

[RusSibNsk]

Инопланетные Борщевики Завоюют Пикселей!!!! :)))

[TheCoyc]

БОРЩ!

[WoWAeons]

TEXTPPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPPTP

Pleaaaase :(

[Maximus324]

BORSCH!!!!

[twistNtalent]

what is the voice saying? "Do the Cosmonauty" or "two thousand nineteen" ? ... and than "Niet" or "Get" ? .... :D it's funny but can't understand if u can tell me pls :)

[jeyko666]

@twistNtalent

LoL, it's "Do The Cosmonauty"

[slayer24164]

@twistNtalent

Do the Cosmonauty!

and it's saying YEAH not niet

[Grimmfang115]

@slayer24164 no IM PRETTY SHORE HES SAID NEIT btw dumbass your mispelled neit remeber i before e except after c

[Aunubus69]

BRING TEXTP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[AdlerVonKarthago]

textP for president xD

[suckmylol]

we wont textP again!!!!

[graffayappa]

bull shit bring back textP and take away the new layout..

[WhistleKiss]

this video makes me so happy. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FUNDNAvideo]

textp should be brought back!

[Zirotecha]

Specmurt, what a stupid idiot

[specmurt]

If you lath at this,you are lathing at rushhin peploe ahnd i am i rushhin

[mardeninthegarden]

@specmurt You're a Russian? What was space like when you got turned into a Kosmonaut? Did you get to dance in the giant space-borscht? That is so cool!

[specmurt]

@mardeninthegarden Hey mate. It was my 6 y.o daughter who posted a comment while I wasn't looking :-) The video is funny :-)

[pityiv23]

Having been born in USSR and having lived most of my life in a post-Soviet country, I have to say that this video is FOKKEN AWESOME. TEXTp or not (actually, for this video, it's better when not in TEXTp). I totally get the humor, I've been made fun of ever since I emigrated and now have a collection of nicknames ranging from Soviet Hitman to Chornobyl Mutant. And I love soviet Sci-fi.

[xvxpivotxvx]

@pityiv23 Thats mean :( And seriously, Chernobyl Mutant? Thats horrible xD

[Radean1]

@pityiv23 You and me, we're the same tovarishch. I also was called Ivan Drago! lol

[iambored404]

@pityiv23 In soviet russia, this video loves you.

[Starioshka]

@pityiv23 JA JA Soviet Sci Fi is awesomes.

[Kurofox4444]

Wait wtf? I can't do TEXTp. This seems like an awesome idea :P.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

it was better on TEXTP on LSD

[Mrmactippsgiver]

TEXTP GIVE IT BACK - YOUTUBE!

[omnipotentfish]

it was better in TEXTP...

[anchor2000]

Bad ass song, keep up the good work jents