Oblivion Mudcrab Conversation

[LJSheza11]

I Used To Be Scared Of Mudcrabs.. Then I Took An Arrow To The Knee

[Dewani90]

that's a wood elf, not imperial :3 altough, with the helmet you can't see the pointyness

[DemonX99]

I lost it at the abrupt, yet casual, 'good bye.'

[EmoCompass]

Holy crap after playing Skyrim this voice acting sounds terrible.

[Urmean15]

Good-bye.

[jekthedek]

I used to like hearing about mudcrabs... then i took an arrow to the knee

[Nerevarineownsyou]

@jekthedek See how no one is laughing?

[SupahCola]

That’s life in Cyrodiil, baby.

[TheSleepykitten]

Once overheard an imperial guard fighting a puny mudcrab:"You dare oppose the might of the Imperial Legion?!!!"

[Ese1Pac]

nondrick is a baller!!

[gringolazlo]

wow its really Nondrick! I actually feel like I know him.

[Teeheehee093]

that is just awful

[bigredphenom]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a mudcrab to the knee.

[Aberian]

I've seen better acting in porno.

[Regundal]

Im going to use this kind of conversation with the girl I like :)

[JukkaChannel]

Real life conversation scenario.

[Gar91]

Well hi there Nondrick

[clagratrix]

Their pincers are sharp though! Pincers.



[SolairesDN]

i heard you liek mudcrabs

[NutNapalm]

Ahahaha it's Nondrick

[SmokeRedsRockBeds]

Haha with all the crazy shit going on in Cyrodiil throughout Oblivion... MUDCRABS. That's what NPCs would talk about. Mudcrabs alllll day.

[bradley364]

Greetings son of SkyriOMFG SKYRIM FUCK YEAH

[lcjj7]

@bradley364 Lol this is what I thought aswell

[tontsa911]

Imagine if all conversations in real life would sound like this :D We would be a lot more educated.

[Nebirias]

@tontsa911 Goodbye!

[jesusismylord2011]

Greetings right there, mudcrab scum! Don't try and intimidate me! You have made a good bit of gold. Leave the area now and rest...or serve your time in jail.

[majormax13]

I got here from "Livin' in Oblivion".

[ScarkProductions]

Guard 1: Im here to relieve you, you're relieved..

Guard 2: Its About time!

[TheOriginalElkstone]

@ScarkProductions I've heard others say the same

[12Insomniac]

*Two bandits talk about mudcrabs in a dark cave* Bandit 1: "I hate the things, terri-" *THWACK* Bandit 1 and 2 both look down to see an arrow sticking out of 1's chest. Bandit 1: "DAMN RATS." *Bandit 2 turns around uncaring, and studies a pattern on the rock wall*

[CaptainLecher]

I feel alot smarter now.

[Sparrow476]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear mudcrab.

[jobblas]

@Sparrow476 I'VE FOUGHT BLOATFLIES MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

[FlexnardProductions]

@Sparrow476 She wears her overcoat for the coming of the nuclear mudcrab.

[goldkear]

Hahaha, I can't get over how dopey he looks.

[Sterski1]

So I herd... nevermind.

[stfuenviousnoob]

greetings son of a bitch

[Polardj900CPCP]

I herd you liek mudcrabs!

[purplemist411]

So I herd u like-oh wait...

[chrisredfiud]

Thumbs up if you thought this vid was gonna be about 2 mudcrabs talking to each other b4 u read the description

[crazies23]

o.o 117 likes

[MattTrixism]

@crazies23 HALO REFERENCE MUCH?

[MrClosetSpider]

I admire you, Nondrick. You are awesome. I am one of your fans. Keep up the non-adventurey life!

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

Greeting son of ..

Skyrim, lol

[Rory2259]

Bethesda told me I would be able to hear people have in depth conversations about the world around me plus the current events and their effects on the world. What they gave me was hundreds of identically voiced nutjobs having thousands of conversations on how many mudcrabs they've seen/steered clear of.

And somehow I still play love this game. Perhaps it is me who is the nutjob.

[RocknForJesus]

I love you, Nondrick.

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

Guard:*killing a mudcrab*I have fought mudcrabs more furious than you.

[Sporevideomaker]

@TathagatDarkAssassin WIN!

[littleicyman]

Nondrick looks dazed and confused.

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

Goodbye. - Goodbye!

[Beholdthecoma]

I love it when this happens, like, hi, what's going on with you

I ran into a group of mudcrabs earlier

hmph

I HAVE NO BUSINESS TALKING TO YOU!!

[Beholdthecoma]

I like the way your character looks around with a wtf act on XD

[Xenosoo]

Horrible creatures. I tend to avoid them...

[DracoBorealis]

At least they're talking about the same thing. Two guys in Chorrol were like:

"I ran into a couple of mudcrabs not long ago"

"Yeah, she runs a nice establishment."

And in imperial city:

"I shopped at Three Brothers a while ago. Not sure which one I talked to though."

"Well, at least they're slow and not too bright. Their pincers are sharp though."

[alligator3wastaken]

@DracoBorealis I'm not sure what the problem is with the second conversation. Makes sense to me.

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

" greetings son of " I thought " a bitch" was coming lol

[Cryce7]

"Greetings son of..."

And I thought she was going to say "a bitch". It seems that there's something wrong with me. There must be.

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

@Cryce7 i thought the same.

[Catzchiqe]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS.

[shibotto]

Nondrick's soo cool!

[SaintOfBeasts]

OH MY GOD.

Your character is so beautiful.

[BatteriPakke]

@SaintOfBeasts

IM IN LOVE :D

[TarenReyem]

everyone in that game fucking hates mudcrabs with a passion

[Agent1W]

Well, there was this one mudcrab that you can pawn off high-value items...last seen near a Daedric ruin east of Vivec City in the Second Era.

[mokibomo]

Imagine those two in the video saying something like this: O hai, i herd u liek mudcrabs.

I ran into those a couple of months ago.

Well atleast they're light blue and can say MUDKIP.

Greetings to you Skyrim!

You think as the camera angels..

LOLWUT?

[StavruAdrian]

I wonder if the mudcrabs can be arrested.

[GuysSeriously]

I heard they lost alot of their convo when one of their computers crashed? and they didnt have time or money to record it all lol

[IPAndrews]

Informative!

[viewtifuljon]

STOP! You have violated the law!

[ClusterFoxtrot]

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

[mokibomo]

Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT!

[TarenReyem]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

[hummmh]

Get out of here stalker! Get out of here stalker!

[AOGStudios]

Have you heard? Adamus Phillida was murdered by the Dark Brotherhood!

[colsen109]

I wish I had conversations as interesting as this in real life.

No srsly guyth.

[honeycooler]

Im loving your NPC diary. you are such a good writer. where can i find more of your stuff?!

[PATTON36015]

ha the one guy sounds like stewie griffin

[Xx0gh0st0xX]

LOL everyone in oblivion ran into mudcrabs not long ago. =D

i love their conversation...its cool and funny Lmao

[lunsj]

Ha! Mud crabs. Ya know I also hear that Daedra worship is on the rise.

[Stormforce101]

i worship Nocturnal...

[millionhera22]

ALMIGHTY MUDCRAB!

[funkophone]

According to every enemy I've fought in Cyrodiil, there are a large number of mudcrabs which are more fearsome than me.

[Stormforce101]

yeah, i killed them all in like 2 hits though, so what does that say about them? or are there some godlike mudcrabs out there somewhere...(gets an idea for a mod)

[WhiteLycanXII]

If you dungeon crawl, their are some giant mudcrabs that can be found in the nastiest depths of some caves. They aren't much stronger though. I just wish I could flip 'em over and attack their weak point...

[Stormforce101]

they still die in one hit

[WhiteLycanXII]

Chances are, you have an Uberweapon and it'll do MASSIVE... DAMAGE anyway.

[Stormforce101]

it's only goldbrand...lol, but i bet there are godlike mudcrabs out there somewhere! (gets obsessed with them)

[WhiteLycanXII]

O_O; Um. Ask M'aiq. He might know.

[jsnoopy10]

lol

[Luckyest3]

Nondrick's standing there thinking "WTF"

[joewhittles]

I SAW A MUDCRAB THE OTHER DAY

[qwsx123]

You're the one taking all the exciting quests, what does that leave everyone else to talk about?

[GARBLEFLARG]

disgusting creaures...

[FMFTWproductions]

lol he goes all the way from fishface to "son of skyrim" xD

[pieguy221]

hilarious. i love your blog

[Morrinn3]

Highly amusing

[juhanpoeka]

annoying creatures

But the meat isnt so bad

[juhanpoeka]

CLASSIC

[Layford5]

At least the meats good though...

[Volkade]

Go Nodrick! You listen to that NPC-related conversation!

[IceFire1800]

At least they're slow and not too bright.

you SURE they're not talking about you there?

[Ginteru]

ROFLCRABZ GOEZ SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH

[coolpenguinmandelux]

YAH DEM MUDCRAPS OF CYRORFL ARE SMRT.

[DibbityDan]

This is how I talk in real life. I take 3 second pauses and abruptly end the conversation, to start a new one with the stranger to my side. Yeah, it works pretty well.

[Xemnas677]

Continue the blog, Noderick! I think...

[TasamiOkami]

So i Herd you Liek MudCrabs.

[WhiteLycanXII]

O RLY?

[xpietjaax]

YH RLY..

[WhiteLycanXII]

...SRSLY?

[xpietjaax]

..YH SRSLY!

[WhiteLycanXII]

NO WAI!!!!

[xpietjaax]

1 SPE@K TRUTHZ0RZ

[WhiteLycanXII]

OMGROFLCOPTERWTFBBQ!

[xpietjaax]

BBQ? WOOT!

[WhiteLycanXII]

...Any news from the other parts of Tamriel?

[xpietjaax]

Have you heard? The chapel in Anvil has been attacked!

[WhiteLycanXII]

*GASP*It cannot be!

...Good day.

[xpietjaax]

Good day.

[hummmh]

GREETINGS son of Skyrim!

[MinisterMasket]

In Soviet Russia,

Mudcrab discusses YOU!

[ZeBoXeS]

Mudcrabs FTW.

[markotark]

I had almost forgotten about Oblivion, but reading your blog has made me play it again...Thank you.

[squidsquidsquid32]

Keep doing the blog! It's so funny!

[Fishyboy632000000]

so i herd u like mudcrabs

I apologize.

[1337Citrus]

What're you talking about? That was AWESOME.

[TBotAlpha]

Agreed. I lol'ed. :D

[Danrakich]

@Fishyboy632000000 xD

[SanMartinez66]

Great blog man, keep it up, and nice video

[PhantomRenegade]

Love your blog by the way dude, fantastic stuff.

Looking forward to more ^^

[Lorenlapis]

That's great! Of all the wonderful and terrifying things Cyrodiil has to offer, it's Mudcrabs that has all the NPC's talking.

[mattias966]

I've seen mudcrabs tougher than you!

[mattias966]

I've seen mudcrabs tougher than you!

[CynicalCheeto]

I know I talk about mudcrabs all the time...

[Carpenter100]

That's what I love about these conversations, is that it's not really a conversation, it's just background noise to make you feel like stuff is happening with the NPCs. They advertised the NPCs keeping a schedule after all.

[SoupNazi3]

Sub-par voice acting on the woman's part.

[SimonNoob]

Nondrick! I love Living in Oblivion