chris morris blue jam the gush

[TheErytson]

nao gosto



[nicflik]

ozziog you twazuk

[ozziog]

Fake. Cant happen.

Med student.

[identitaet]

@ozziog Legit. Happens all the time.

Spunk expert. ;)

[BrentfordsLegend]

fucked up oil-rig !

[rabarino]

Dick nappies lol

[JimmyTee73]

Alot of guys are going invertebrate now.

[hotelmario510]

Chris Morris is playing here with Freudian fears, fears basic as the day we are born: All creatures have evolved to have an instinct to preserve their sex organs. So hearing a story like "The Gush" basically preys on that fear of genital mutilation.

[steve30toon]

@hotelmario510 Yes I'm pretty sure that was his main intention when making this....you massive prat.

[hotelmario510]

@steve30toon That was uncalled for.

[silverbullit733]

I'm off to fire some fuck juice at St Peter...

[Oscar301]

"keeping your lob in a sexy twat," said in a Dutch accent is fuckin funny :D

[moralsmc]

"That's why I'm only doing soft-cock porn now"

[moralsmc]

and he was like "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!", like a sad clown.

[butlerant]

Spunk expert.

[sillyentz]

he was just 20 kilosh when he died... that is maybe about ash big ash two or three shmall shqirrels.

This is one of my faves... also "jam wagon with some poor kid in the back, groin going of like a sick snake, gush agent holding a supply of dick nappies!" LOL!!!

[KiKiweaky]

loooooooooooooooool if only the video was there saw this years ago hahahahahahaha

[arejay72]

My favourite phrase in the entire history of the English language:

"Careful you're not piling the pearls into St Peter's dress."

[nickmilnes]

Hope the world isn't squirting its squid to death like a fucked up oil rig.

Nick.

[deejayhart]

Sick, brilliant man.

[SeamusMac78]

The man is THE only comic genius of our time

[rulerofeggs]

does anyone know... i heard tonight that chris morris was once in the audience on question time dressed as a farmer asking bizzare (as he would) questions, if anyone knows of a link to a video of this get in touch, i wish to extend my knowledge of the legend.

[DrChalkwithering]

@rulerofeggs I forget the details, but I distinctly remember him being in the audience. I don't think he was dressed as a farmer though.

[DrChalkwithering]

@rulerofeggs Just noticed it in the 'related' section just there ------------->

If it's not there any more, search for "The Time The Place, Chris Morris"

[jameskennedy80]

Tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Nomisnitram]

Is as big as two or three squirrels.

Listened to this back in the 90's and loved it, thanks for the upload

[McCrackful]

And it is like a sad voice freaky clown he's coming with tears in his voice but they are not there but it is bad LOL

[Elcapitaan5]

'as a director iv'e seen the gush up close'....genious!

[datsik433]

soft cock genius!!!

[birdmouth]

Not alot, just that they rock like hell. had a demo once and may have found GI on craigslist! will let you kno if somethin comes of it.

[hammerntongs11]

and i thought Death Gush wz a metal band!

[birdmouth]

What do you know about Death Gush? Seriously would like to know.

[MALCBAGGIE]

Twisted, sick, cynical and bloody hilarious.

[c02615223]

All de time he was firing the fuck juice!!

[almightyjass]

...like a fucked up oil rig

hahaha morris is god!

[benjy1975]

Um how about actually showing the video then? What is the point in this?

[floatshake]

well, blue jam was the radio series that got turned into jam the tv show - perhaps this is one of the original segments? can't remember.

[wireandwood]

blue jam was the radio show, and jam was the TV spin-off. But Jam never really met the high standards of evil genius of Blue Jam on the radio. Dark but strangely exhilirating.

[kclabssor]

cream scenes all over town!. textbook.

[analogbreathmint]

Yeah, if more people could quote from the video it would be really great, coz I'm deaf and blind. It's lovely to know that people can see and hear. I also like to know which parts are funny and which parts are acceptable to quote when I'm in the pub. I might look like a tit otherwise.

[sausage4mash]

"eah, if more people could quote from the video it would be really great,"

great classic

[sausage4mash]

"great classic "

ha ha

[sausage4mash]

"ha ha "

lulz

[analogbreathmint]

"modern"

"lulz"

[analogbreathmint]

Post modern irony. I love it!

[rontomcol]

Like a sad voice freaky clown... I threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass...

[barcelona36]

Two or three squirrels.

[jothman]

I think we have all tried to be desensitized by using a dog carcuss... Freaking awesome Morris is pure GENIUS

[leeeroy1]

shooting out the moisturiser like a fucked up oil rig

[djfinesse]

the of 2-3 Squirells LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[cornsockgabz]

could more people quote from the video, it's really great.

[daManDRAK]

I used to drive 'Jam-Wagons'.

terrible!!! ... I tell thee!

[stevebrizzle]

'Keeping the lob in a sexy twat - that is very tricky.'

[PepeTehPenguin]

Heavenly asses toward the end

[stevebrizzle]

'Groin goin off like a sick snake, gush agent, clutching a supply of dick-nappies.'

[plevyman]

"Tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass" :D

[stevebrizzle]

What a way to go!

[Problembeing]

Great audio version. Love JAM to pieces. Chris Morris is the best dark comic Britain has ever produced :D

[phantomdoodler]

its originally from the radio show blue jam but chris morris used it in jam. he just dubbed this over. awesome

[ednolan89]

i hate you

[dangerousness]

faggot

[ednolan89]

its ok dude i know this guy personally i was havin a joke

[tinternet66]

Gee funny man

[wireandwood]

wordsmithery, pure poetry!

[juga0nought]

its from jam. i know this coz i got the dvd + i can remember watchin it when i was younger and thinkin it was real. loli

[InaudibleWhisper]

No, this is from his Radio Show 'Blue Jam'. A different version was then made for the TV Show 'Jam', but it isn't the same.

[juga0nought]

ok.

[slymagpie]

Awesome... I have been hunting for this for a while...

[xxMrJONeZxx]

This is from a very surreal channel 4 UK show which was written by Chris Morris of 'Brass Eye' fame & if your familiar with that you will know the score.

[katllanharan]

Hehe, cool

[kernowed]

wtf is this man

[boazdisciple]

Or more to the point, wtf did you search for??

[thewirrow]

hhahah

[bcfc85]

Haha, nicely said