I had my ipod stolen. I was havin a party and the kid that did it walked out of my room with my laptop in his hand. I was rather drunk when I saw him, and he told me he took it from some mystery person that was trying to steal my laptop. The mystery person climbed down the balcony. So he handed me the laptop and I thanked him. then I went to take a shower.
It wasn't until I wasn't until after my shower i realized he was tryin to steal my laptop. he made off with two of my friends phones as well
Father God, I love you. I come to You today asking You to forgive my sins. Jesus, I believe in You, I believe You died on the cross for me, and on the third day You rose from the dead. I receive You now, Jesus, and I give myself to you. Take me just the way I am, and make me what You want me to be.
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the only reason i watched thism was becuase my step mum is called Taryn and i was like, on no please dont telll me she is making porn videos of her self online and my dad is in them :), lol
The alarm on my truck goes off so I run outside with my pistol. Three kids are taking off with some shit from my truck...I run after them and catch up to them. I run past the slower ones and run down the fastest one because he had my GPS. I tackle him and put my gun in his mouth and told him that if i ever saw him again I would rape him and kill his family. Would have killed him then but his friends know where I live. Kid gets a second chance, I get my GPS back. Everyone wins..
@promeusnightfall Not really...I can't help it. I have ASPD and have never been able to get along with people and always manage to piss people off without meaning to. If I was ever officially diagnosed I wouldn't be aloud to have a gun, even though my mother tells me I'm going to kill someone one day. Only reason I haven't is because I really don't want to go to prison. People are stupid and emotions are weakness...sometimes I'm glad I have ASPD.
@promeusnightfall By not in America you just mean Canada and other European socialist states. Because the rest of the world doesn't equal to where you live. Countries with strict gun control measures are actually in the minority on a global perspective.
@csbob2010 Minority or not, the crime rates are lower, the amount of murders happening each year are lower and about the "Because the rest of the world doesn't equal to where you live. " Hearing that from ab american is very controversial..
@promeusnightfall You can't compare smaller European countries crime rates and poverty to larger countries. They don't scale like you think. The amount of people below the poverty line in the US is greater than the total population of your entire country. Countries that opt for a non socialist government will always have a substantial amount of poor because there is little government intervention. Also, with a larger lower class comes inherently a higher crime rate. Guns are irrelevant.
@promeusnightfall In my small neighborhood we have five upper class, fifty middle class and two lower class families. So I can assume that in a large city it will scale up and the ratio's and percentages will remain the same.......no. There are hundreds if not thousands of contributing factors that will make changes. In small countries its fairly easy for the government to micro manage its entire population. Add more people and it becomes more complicated...more people means more problems.
i had a rebuilt 454 gmc motor and transmition taken from me, luckly back in 1980 it was only worth 3 grand, in anger i then became involved in the same sort of crime and continued until my final arrest in 1998 . i recieved 4 1/2 years and have not reofended since. my wild ride was estamated to be well over the three hundred thousand $ range.
Hey Phil, yeah I recently had something stolen from me too. $1,500.00. I wasn't mugged or anything because I'm weird and I don't keep $1,500.00 in cash on me at all times, but they actually robbed my house. Why I keep $1,500.00 in cash in my room? That... I don't know either... But it sucks to have your stuff stolen =/
i went on a 2 week vacation to florida and went to disneyworld. we taped the entire trip and got dozens of hours worth of footage. on the plane back, we checked the camera bag with our other luggage. when we arrived and got our luggage back, we didnt get our camera bag, which held not only our camera but all of the tapes of the trip.
Yep. About a week ago some douchebag loser stole my cell phone. I hope hope someone steals their car or whatever a douchebag loser gets around in; bus pass, I don't know. How low do you have to be to think you need my phone more than me. Die.
in in a band called protagonist from Florida and we had our whole trailer with all our gear in it stolen this past monday in Tulsa, OK. We're pretty sure its methheads and we'll never see any of it again..
Someone broke into my beamer in front of my friends house, climbed thru the sun roof, stole my belkin ipod touch connect + the ipod itself, unlocked the doors and walked away, i come outside and no surprise they're gone.... you know whats sad, they took the gum out of my dash but left my TI-84 and my wallet... thats just depressing... oh yeah and they didn't break my windows either.
My new bike was stolen, two days go by and I see some dude(kid) riding my bike downtown, I pull over and call the police, I get my bike back, then after about 4 months of me riding my trashed new bike ( I seriously don't know how they could have trashed it in two days), its stolen again, just like last time, off my front porch locked to a inbedded metal bar. Go figure.
my backpack was stolen out of my car at school. I was on a school snowboarding trip, left all my stuff in my car, got back it was gone. Camera, textbooks, homework, notes, notebooks the fucking lame. Even though you probably don't even check these comments anymore.
My brothers Ex is whore who sucks dick for heroine, and she stole all my shit i spent my entire life trying to get my hands on, and sold it all... for an hours worth of heroine.
wow phil.. you are really upset.. haha.. so funny :P
Sounds like you are in a hurry to fucking KILL the dude.. and yeah.. i dont think you have a pimple, i think you where i combat mode with a green hat and some knifes :P
Some cholo broke into my truck and stole $7,000 worth of tools that i use for work, that pissed me off so much, then later the guy tried stealing from my house, i cracked him and he ran away, but i didnt ever get my tools back =(
umm yeah so .. at a party, met a guy, got drunk, guy broke into my car (unlocked btw, and still he broke the window... A*Hole) stole all my money, my phone, my friends money, my ipod, my awesome laptop and i dont remember what else.... the jerk still tried to call me
my gamecube a long time ago and at the same time almost my PS2. and everything or nothing which is the best bond videogame. my n***** neighbors took them and fled.....so pissed
Friend of seller sold me a 1987 Mazda RX-7. I had it for a month or two and worked on it. It was pretty trashed. Well, I couldn't get a hold of the main guy, so I had a title without his signature. Out of the blue I get a call "Where is your car?!". Yeah, he 'stole' it back. It's in his legal right, but I was duped for being a trusting individual. So note, being a dick is safer than being nice.
well, lets see.....the week before Christmas '08 my house was broken into while I was at work and all my electronics were gone along with some childhood memorabilia that were in a fire proof box.....and Christmas Eve '09 was the third time this year someone tried to steal my bike while I was at the store.....damn hood rats.
Someone tried to steal my Bass guitar once, it's autographed by John Myung and worth about 10 large, I shot his knee with a Colt Peacemaker and again in his arm, the bastard is lucky I didn't wanna kill him, it would've blown his head off.
I used to live in a pretty bad neighborhood and one night I forgot to lock my car. I go out to my car the next day to realize my radar detector had been stolen. Not only did they steal my radar detector but they left a half empty bottle of Canadian Mist whiskey in my seat. I wasn't to thrilled about the trade off, 100$ radar detector for a cheap ass 10$ bottle of bourbon. My God, at least have the decency to leave me something worth drinking so I could drink away my frustration.
Someone in my school stole my coat which had my phone in it.
Didn't find him...
yet.
If he's stupid enough to steal a coat which has my name on it knowing he'll be in the same building as me for the next 2 and a half years, he's an idiot.
hey remember when this guy was funny? yeah neither do I
gaara508 3 months ago
Why isn't anyone telling these ass holes to stop making Americans look like fucking idiots?!....
carvin1984 3 months ago 4
@carvin1984 because, being fucking idiots is what americans do...
HertzDuzNit 3 months ago
i love the doggiess
errarina 3 months ago
My virginity
dacu303 5 months ago
this is some garbage
DOUGIEfoshizzle 5 months ago 3
I had my ipod stolen. I was havin a party and the kid that did it walked out of my room with my laptop in his hand. I was rather drunk when I saw him, and he told me he took it from some mystery person that was trying to steal my laptop. The mystery person climbed down the balcony. So he handed me the laptop and I thanked him. then I went to take a shower.
It wasn't until I wasn't until after my shower i realized he was tryin to steal my laptop. he made off with two of my friends phones as well
ricky2ist 6 months ago
Ahh, fuck off. Anyone faggot-Phil.
Rebellen007 6 months ago
you stole my time ^^
Insektoid 6 months ago
i tooootally didnt pause at 1:21
shadowrideer 7 months ago 2
@shadowrideer -I know my comp just by itself there too!
Chronos371 7 months ago
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shadowrideer 7 months ago
i'm gonna get that outfit for my girl ;)
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A Prayer of Salvation
Father God, I love you. I come to You today asking You to forgive my sins. Jesus, I believe in You, I believe You died on the cross for me, and on the third day You rose from the dead. I receive You now, Jesus, and I give myself to you. Take me just the way I am, and make me what You want me to be.
Thank You , Jesus for saving me
Amen
noalasdrogas1 7 months ago
My virginity was stolen in exchange for cyber porn without me knowing. O_O.
crashcityproductions 7 months ago
stupid fat talk
u want boobs go see porn and not man boobs on youtube
FrankFrontSpark 8 months ago
A room full of famous youtubers D:
georgia795 8 months ago
someone stole $350 dollars worth of camera equipment from me and i never got it back
donutsprinkles99 8 months ago
"The question was, do you know this man ? No errr....actually the question was...."LOL....
emothomaszz 8 months ago
I would pay $1,000,000 to see her in porn!!!
bthegreat194 9 months ago
So what does the 6CÜTA in Morse at the end mean?
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0937671096 9 months ago
Americans talks to much
MrPoltergeist94 9 months ago
We all know why ShayCarl has a pillowover his private parts at 1:42
MrFeitetore 9 months ago 41
Thank you for boobs
follcatala 9 months ago
one word: bukkake
lupacche 9 months ago
notice how shay had a pillow on his crotch, inconspicuously hiding something
TDotAznZ 9 months ago
SHAY
cokeacolla14 9 months ago
1:11 for boobs
omar1015495 10 months ago 2
davedays?
ricky496 10 months ago
I do love that man
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mmmjustinbiebermmm 10 months ago
omg those dogs are soooo adorable!!!
UshioMakeupPro 10 months ago
Wow very tight body...
TheKingPhisher 10 months ago
stopped at 50 seconds. im sorry no amount of boobs are worth the gayness of these homos
tofinghellwithit 11 months ago
Is this guy seriously a "youtube celebrity" I can't watch his videos for more then 3 seconds
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ca9taindanger 11 months ago
OMG BRO UR DOGS ARE CUTE
karimzk 11 months ago
Ive had my 1st itouch stolen from me and $40
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sonicmaster210 1 year ago
who the fuck is taryn
26savagejab 1 year ago
i know why i clicked this video
you know why i clicked this video
we all know why we clicked on this video
THANK GOD FOR BOOBS
PS3NitroLambo 1 year ago 234
@PS3NitroLambo But they were kind of small :*(
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CodeIcarus 1 year ago
why does taryan look soo so so skinny iiiillll
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she was so sexy
JonathanCracker 1 year ago
BONER
iiNETFLIX 1 year ago
Why would shay care anyway his wife is just as hot and so is his sister.
WBFC1995 1 year ago
CHECK OUT *CRAZY FUCK'N LARRY* - IN POT HE TRUSTS ON YOUTUBE
bsamusement 1 year ago
Smart, Hot, sexy and Loves Sci-fi! What more could a guy want?
mtgmantx 1 year ago
WOW a beautiful body! :D
snigersnegl 1 year ago
hey, who are you man? i mean the man with the camera? Are you and your friend in acting?
stefo213 1 year ago
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Stormreeper2 1 year ago
...wow.
pyl1988 1 year ago
the only reason i watched thism was becuase my step mum is called Taryn and i was like, on no please dont telll me she is making porn videos of her self online and my dad is in them :), lol
PurpleDragonAngel 1 year ago
There are two t's in Antarctica Phil :P
JtheCrowe 1 year ago
That dude just turned the camera when she was showing her ass'ets.. What was that about!?
riffetsork 1 year ago
shay looks like al from home improvement and my psp was stolen in school and i got it back
TheStpatricksday 1 year ago
Taryn Southern stole my heart.
MrSandpaperCondom 1 year ago
Why does that fat kid have a pillow on his lap? I wonder....
altaks 1 year ago
@altaks probably because it was comfy.
you should see the fat kid's wife. his name's shay carl, his wife's hotter than taryn
ting280 1 year ago
my ipod it was nextdoor
iPipzZ 1 year ago
The alarm on my truck goes off so I run outside with my pistol. Three kids are taking off with some shit from my truck...I run after them and catch up to them. I run past the slower ones and run down the fastest one because he had my GPS. I tackle him and put my gun in his mouth and told him that if i ever saw him again I would rape him and kill his family. Would have killed him then but his friends know where I live. Kid gets a second chance, I get my GPS back. Everyone wins..
csbob2010 1 year ago
@csbob2010 yeah yeah we all know you have a 50inch dick and are the best, right.
promeusnightfall 1 year ago
@promeusnightfall Not really...I can't help it. I have ASPD and have never been able to get along with people and always manage to piss people off without meaning to. If I was ever officially diagnosed I wouldn't be aloud to have a gun, even though my mother tells me I'm going to kill someone one day. Only reason I haven't is because I really don't want to go to prison. People are stupid and emotions are weakness...sometimes I'm glad I have ASPD.
csbob2010 1 year ago
@csbob2010 If you did'nt live in america you would get in prison for having the gun at the first place..
promeusnightfall 1 year ago
@promeusnightfall By not in America you just mean Canada and other European socialist states. Because the rest of the world doesn't equal to where you live. Countries with strict gun control measures are actually in the minority on a global perspective.
csbob2010 1 year ago
@csbob2010 Minority or not, the crime rates are lower, the amount of murders happening each year are lower and about the "Because the rest of the world doesn't equal to where you live. " Hearing that from ab american is very controversial..
promeusnightfall 1 year ago
@promeusnightfall You can't compare smaller European countries crime rates and poverty to larger countries. They don't scale like you think. The amount of people below the poverty line in the US is greater than the total population of your entire country. Countries that opt for a non socialist government will always have a substantial amount of poor because there is little government intervention. Also, with a larger lower class comes inherently a higher crime rate. Guns are irrelevant.
csbob2010 1 year ago
@csbob2010 ofc you can compare. No im not comparing with goddamn numbers.... (percent)
promeusnightfall 1 year ago
@promeusnightfall In my small neighborhood we have five upper class, fifty middle class and two lower class families. So I can assume that in a large city it will scale up and the ratio's and percentages will remain the same.......no. There are hundreds if not thousands of contributing factors that will make changes. In small countries its fairly easy for the government to micro manage its entire population. Add more people and it becomes more complicated...more people means more problems.
csbob2010 1 year ago
@csbob2010 Im not talking about percentages for each individual cities, but for the country as a whole
promeusnightfall 1 year ago
@promeusnightfall Analogies aren't meant to be taken literally. If you don't get my point...you never will.
csbob2010 1 year ago
someone stole my sisters twilight DVD, and i lived happily ever after
thetechall 1 year ago
the title sounds like a god damn porno lol
thetechall 1 year ago
@thetechall that is what I thought
even tho i am a girl
TheCupcakelova512 1 year ago
a guy stole my butterfly-knife once. When i found the guy i let him keep it in his solar plexus
loneshirker 1 year ago
i had a rebuilt 454 gmc motor and transmition taken from me, luckly back in 1980 it was only worth 3 grand, in anger i then became involved in the same sort of crime and continued until my final arrest in 1998 . i recieved 4 1/2 years and have not reofended since. my wild ride was estamated to be well over the three hundred thousand $ range.
wasstrop 1 year ago
loool i like the part where she tries to tugg up her shirt a bit even though it is see though hahahhha
TurboFlexo 1 year ago
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AphamX 1 year ago
apparently 668 ppl are thieves that don't want to be exposed. bastards!
cityhunter04 1 year ago
Taryn + Lauren + mud = worth $1000000000
ASadNinja 1 year ago
holy fucking shit it's joe motherfucking beretta!!....and cue barats and beretta montage......where is his brother in crime?
santiagola06 1 year ago
"Look for my fuckin' wallet!"
Damn! Do you give blowjobs with that mouth!? Please say 'Yes!'.. Please..
laurensmalter 1 year ago
they gang banged
hondahp18 1 year ago
666 ppl are going to hell.
iitzberky 1 year ago
and apparently, Taryn is pro-wrong hole...so...butt sex with Southern!
Yeah! I'd be "Taryn" that up! >:-0
This is where I suicide myself for using the obvious play on words.
Goodbye world
Goodbye Taryn
Goodbye Scott Baio
Slapnutzmalone 1 year ago
Oh shit that was your GPS Phil? Fuck, my bad dude...
generalaone 1 year ago
Hey Phil, yeah I recently had something stolen from me too. $1,500.00. I wasn't mugged or anything because I'm weird and I don't keep $1,500.00 in cash on me at all times, but they actually robbed my house. Why I keep $1,500.00 in cash in my room? That... I don't know either... But it sucks to have your stuff stolen =/
IppyTheGreat 1 year ago
he sounds like jesse from prankvsprank
deathfizle 1 year ago
Cool Hottier and sexier than ever: - Naked Lady Gaga. C0000M -
energeticcostum 1 year ago
Haha Taryn's my name
illbethere20092008 1 year ago
at least the guy that stole his girlfriends bike won't get lost...
Pierce9294 1 year ago
O.e
ClientMemo 1 year ago
Why does kassemG remind me of jeff goldblum?
willvidsalot6382 1 year ago 2
i am here
OnlyOneTem 1 year ago
wow
Herbsify 1 year ago
Haha, just saw this. I sound like a crazy person in this video. Think I had too much caffeine going that night :-)
TarynSouthern 1 year ago 47
@TarynSouthern crazy person? no neveeeeerrr.lol jk
I <3 Taryn Southern :)
ExplodingVernon 1 year ago
Hey Phil what editing software do you use? Thanks :)
st3fanunited 1 year ago
got my itouch stolen and along with it personal info
michaelsvidjunk 1 year ago
shaycarl just makes everything happier :) hahaha
kristine5050 1 year ago
i went on a 2 week vacation to florida and went to disneyworld. we taped the entire trip and got dozens of hours worth of footage. on the plane back, we checked the camera bag with our other luggage. when we arrived and got our luggage back, we didnt get our camera bag, which held not only our camera but all of the tapes of the trip.
SierraLovesEvery1 1 year ago
1:05 Yay!
ummmwhatnow 1 year ago
YES. I <3 Shay.
pointlessusername23 1 year ago
Yep. About a week ago some douchebag loser stole my cell phone. I hope hope someone steals their car or whatever a douchebag loser gets around in; bus pass, I don't know. How low do you have to be to think you need my phone more than me. Die.
wondersoxx 1 year ago
Taryn needs a vagina with teeth. Some crazy peeps would try to hit that, hard.
DeltaBravo1216 1 year ago
@DeltaBravo1216 That's a bad movie...
dextermanus 1 year ago
Even Lady Gaga can be celibate. You don't have to have sex to be loved - - Naked Lady Gaga. C0000M - -
lupinebenitabk 1 year ago
@lupinebenitabk What's your deal with Lady Gaga? ...Stalker
DoctorAtomic1111 1 year ago
They stole something from me... My heart
irishlaviathan 1 year ago
Robots are stealing my luggage!
koatele 1 year ago
in in a band called protagonist from Florida and we had our whole trailer with all our gear in it stolen this past monday in Tulsa, OK. We're pretty sure its methheads and we'll never see any of it again..
inmyyouth 1 year ago
like 3 times... they allways broke the window... the stuff they stole cost mostly way less than the window.
SVKmellow 1 year ago
Jimmy stole my lollipop in kindergarten.
Jimmy's a turd.
JK :D
JohnnyLucian 1 year ago
my step sister was at my house for Christmas and she stole my Bose headphones along with my 64GB iPod Touch..
I pressed charges but she'd sold the stuff already :(
OmgxBridget 1 year ago
Someone broke into my beamer in front of my friends house, climbed thru the sun roof, stole my belkin ipod touch connect + the ipod itself, unlocked the doors and walked away, i come outside and no surprise they're gone.... you know whats sad, they took the gum out of my dash but left my TI-84 and my wallet... thats just depressing... oh yeah and they didn't break my windows either.
karlson1800 1 year ago
she loocks sow hot
tj78404 1 year ago
2:09 what was the edit thing that you are using
JoshSofieldShow1 1 year ago
@JoshSofieldShow1 imovie. it's on macs
fattybuckeyes7 1 year ago
No one cares about anything that girl said,... all i heard was dinner will be done soon,. ahahaha
godsephro 1 year ago
My video keeps auto-replaying from 1:10 through 1:35 for some reason. Weird.
shiholude 1 year ago 67
@shiholude god thx for the replay button
ownagedx 1 year ago
Not a big fan of Phil, but you got some awesome dogs!
Lattenkiste 1 year ago
what does he use to edit his videos?
fireleo1000 1 year ago
@fireleo1000 final cut pro for macintosh
teddynezz 1 year ago
Someone stole my bike when I was ten D: I never really figured out who, but I'm pretty sure it was the people down the street...
musefan4 1 year ago
some one tried to steal my hat an i bit him........Oo nobody steals stuff if you bite em
chrisafreak 1 year ago
Holy shit Taryn's hot, if shes smart and likes Sci-fi shes a keeper!
c4manke 1 year ago 141
@c4manke My girlfriend has a sister named Taryn
DragonMaster521452 1 year ago
@c4manke hahaah
Isrealit360 1 year ago
My new bike was stolen, two days go by and I see some dude(kid) riding my bike downtown, I pull over and call the police, I get my bike back, then after about 4 months of me riding my trashed new bike ( I seriously don't know how they could have trashed it in two days), its stolen again, just like last time, off my front porch locked to a inbedded metal bar. Go figure.
MikelRysk 1 year ago
my backpack was stolen out of my car at school. I was on a school snowboarding trip, left all my stuff in my car, got back it was gone. Camera, textbooks, homework, notes, notebooks the fucking lame. Even though you probably don't even check these comments anymore.
tomatooverlord 1 year ago
My brothers Ex is whore who sucks dick for heroine, and she stole all my shit i spent my entire life trying to get my hands on, and sold it all... for an hours worth of heroine.
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mungo29 1 year ago
my wallet
cjwolf2011 1 year ago
wow phil.. you are really upset.. haha.. so funny :P
Sounds like you are in a hurry to fucking KILL the dude.. and yeah.. i dont think you have a pimple, i think you where i combat mode with a green hat and some knifes :P
ziwx 1 year ago
some1 came up 2 me n stole my bottle of water so freakin random lol
xIXmessiXIx10 1 year ago
some duds stole my fuckin macbook once>:(
cornflakes346 1 year ago
Ur waesom phil
mrkamikaze5 1 year ago
Yup! Two GPS units, one in each of two cars which were broken into (but, also no smashed windows, so happy about that).
What's up with GPS units?
steve42lawson 1 year ago
Some cholo broke into my truck and stole $7,000 worth of tools that i use for work, that pissed me off so much, then later the guy tried stealing from my house, i cracked him and he ran away, but i didnt ever get my tools back =(
akharhjchace 1 year ago
umm yeah so .. at a party, met a guy, got drunk, guy broke into my car (unlocked btw, and still he broke the window... A*Hole) stole all my money, my phone, my friends money, my ipod, my awesome laptop and i dont remember what else.... the jerk still tried to call me
PurpleFanMisty 1 year ago
dude that blows, but funny that he tried to call you lol Track that muther fucker down if he still has your phone.
20plus1 1 year ago
lol attention whore
girass 1 year ago
my gamecube a long time ago and at the same time almost my PS2. and everything or nothing which is the best bond videogame. my n***** neighbors took them and fled.....so pissed
RemiccieV43 1 year ago
My virginity was stolen by your mom =)
sasukeuchiha2143 1 year ago
Taryn pwns ..
Avian98X 2 years ago
Unfortunately a car was stolen from me. Story!
Friend of seller sold me a 1987 Mazda RX-7. I had it for a month or two and worked on it. It was pretty trashed. Well, I couldn't get a hold of the main guy, so I had a title without his signature. Out of the blue I get a call "Where is your car?!". Yeah, he 'stole' it back. It's in his legal right, but I was duped for being a trusting individual. So note, being a dick is safer than being nice.
CyberPitz 2 years ago
When i was 12 i shot my teacher for trying to sell me cocaine
iWarpiNHalo 2 years ago
I got your gps,haha buy a map dude,hehe
VWBAJA2112 2 years ago
My old Ipod was stolen from school, but with my detective skills i found out who stole it and got it back after kicking his ass :)
SkinoReturns 2 years ago 2
My iPod and $100, the kid who stole them got expelled from my school for selling Aderol
GuysWhoGlance 2 years ago
I miss the videos where you just sat at your computer commenting on news...
retardno002 2 years ago
Thats The Philip De Franco show...this is his vlog.... theres a difference.
melinda6149 2 years ago
@melinda6149 Oh, right.
retardno002 2 years ago
well, lets see.....the week before Christmas '08 my house was broken into while I was at work and all my electronics were gone along with some childhood memorabilia that were in a fire proof box.....and Christmas Eve '09 was the third time this year someone tried to steal my bike while I was at the store.....damn hood rats.
charlesburch 2 years ago
1:42 shaycarl had to cover his erection withe the couch cushion
goblinob 2 years ago 97
@goblinob
Shaycarl's erection is really HUGE and THICK like the manbeast himself!
CleverDjembe 1 year ago
@goblinob LOLSOTRUE
MrAsudem95 1 year ago
Someone tried to steal my Bass guitar once, it's autographed by John Myung and worth about 10 large, I shot his knee with a Colt Peacemaker and again in his arm, the bastard is lucky I didn't wanna kill him, it would've blown his head off.
Kurabsence 2 years ago
Yeah... An im doin ur mom
IReallyLikeMyNamexD 2 years ago
Oh My God! It's Mac Heaven!
GreenStreetMatt 2 years ago
what software is shown in the video?
grzybman 2 years ago
NO...cause im the one doing the stealing.....
CrazynorwegianGuy 2 years ago
if someone said they got their virginity stolen i might die laughing
facetattoo513 2 years ago
@facetattoo513 that'd be rape and manslaughter all in one, awesome. that'd put the laughter in manslaughter
RealInstantClassic 2 years ago
TarynSouthern - shes a vlogger.
BreeGaming 2 years ago
lol it's like you gave them permission to pay fake attention to check her out, lol, look at their faces, haha
kehanocy 2 years ago
I used to live in a pretty bad neighborhood and one night I forgot to lock my car. I go out to my car the next day to realize my radar detector had been stolen. Not only did they steal my radar detector but they left a half empty bottle of Canadian Mist whiskey in my seat. I wasn't to thrilled about the trade off, 100$ radar detector for a cheap ass 10$ bottle of bourbon. My God, at least have the decency to leave me something worth drinking so I could drink away my frustration.
kiners88 2 years ago
lidsay has that big of cups?? pleasant surprise. get her in a bikini asap.
baseballjones18 2 years ago
oh shit everyone in one room like that, i dont get it are they all freinds or work for the same company?
disarmyou84 2 years ago
Someone in my school stole my coat which had my phone in it.
Didn't find him...
yet.
If he's stupid enough to steal a coat which has my name on it knowing he'll be in the same building as me for the next 2 and a half years, he's an idiot.
rynox45 2 years ago
I burglar tried too steel my tv, I shot him 4 times and went ti khis funeral
andyhalket 2 years ago