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  • lol 'the chainsaw says nananananaaaaaaaaaa'

  • 3:30 thumbs up if u were happy but then u craped ure pants

  • 3:30 whers my confety n cheers.

  • jimmy is like the caboos of this

  • the first video reminds me of how I play gears....

  • Man its frieking always like this, u do an awesome kill and then some bastard just kills u and u like:FUCK U DAMN FUCK U OMG RUINED SUCH A MOMENT FRIEKING...MY GOD...

  • let's go gummy bear!!!

    

  • i waas laughin at the guy screamin i cant watch but i have to watch i loved watchin them cheer him on yet i knew he was gonna get sniped

  • No! He got my brother! CARMINE!!!

  • Lets go Gummeh bears!

  • Jimmy is such a little bitch I'd sacrifice him to save the team in some way

  • @veranderfel Would you not piss yourself if an Amoured Kantis or a Beserker looked straight down at you with blood lust in their eyes. I might. Also Gears 3 is a fun game.

  • Holyy shitt haha niceee

  • everyones head just explodes

  • I love how they didnt think of helping him chainsaw that locust instead they just cheer him on

  • Tai<Skorge<RAAM<Brumak<Marcus<­Ronnie<Ronnie's golden lancer

  • i so saw that coming

  • LET'S GO GUMMY BEAR!!!

  • Ronnie is bad!!!!!!!!!

  • the chinsaw goes na na na na na nahgggggg

  • na na na na na na naaaaahhggggg!!!!!

  • Gears of war is like windows xp.

    Gears of war 2 is like the shamed windows vista.

    Gears of war 3 is like windows 7, we still can't tell if its good or not yet.

  • If only something that epic can happen online

    Usually someone else either steals the kill or kills you

    and yes THREE MORE FUCKING DAYS

  • 9 days for gears of war 3 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­es

  • how am i just now finding this??? this is funny =)

  • Hay you know you can unlock anthony so everyone dosent look the same!!!

  • @SNITZ0 You need gears of war 1 to unlock him.

  • @reynaldo2063 yeah I know I have him im just saying they should have used him I mean they spend all this money on hardware and microphones they cant spend 10 dollars to buy gears 1

  • @SNITZ0 I see what you mean they didnt really use that character but theres an episode where jimmy is put in the firing sqaud and kills 2 deserters and in the background of one of those events it shows a anthony carmine character.

  • wtfirgc (what the f*** is Roxio Game capture also why do I care lol adds)

  • love how all the soliders just watched him not helping with the chainsaw

  • Lol i knew his head would explode....

  • i hate that sniper!

    

  • they got petters

    

  • I lolled at the "come on gummybear!" part.

  • jimmy sounds like the gingerbread man from shrek

  • i like how the whole battle stopped just for the chainsaw battle. i think that was the best part of this one.

  • aw man. come on jimmy pierce was right beside you.

    jimmy's a funny character. ronny is cool.

  • is this gears 1 or 2

  • haha he says i want my momy in the middle of the chainsaw battle lol

  • Now, is it just me, or did the Grenadier jam his reload when Jimmy was begging for his life?

  • @luigirules7 Yup. I saw that too.LOL

  • jimmy:kill it kill it its bleeding im afraid of blood leroy:*boom* jimmy you ok jimmy:are you kidding how can i ever be ok again 0:53

  • episode 14 is sad

  • if ronnie has a country accent then why isnt he dizzy

  • @UltimateR34P3R because with helmetless characters there mouths dont open

  • @UndeadZombiie not in this but in the game it really does

  • has anybody else lost there gold lancer i mean i had it at one time but then it dissiperd and yes i have tha all fronts thingy

  • LAWL "I WANT MY MOMMMY!!!!"

  • lets go gummy bear lol

  • Haha, poor Jimmy is scared of blood, so Leeroy blows a locust up his face heh.

  • the chainsaw SAY NANANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAA

  • The chainsaw says NANANANANANANAAA!!!

  • lol Douglas pressed B for his life.

  • This is amazing and yet so simple, it's pulling at my emotions every episode

  • When they're in cover and not holding guns they look like frogs. LOL

    Great vid 5/5!

  • The muzzle on the gun goes boom boom boom, boom boom boom. The muzzle of the gun goes boom boom boom, all day long!

    The trigger on the gun goes click click click, click click click. The trigger on the gun goes click click click, all day long!

    The chainsaw on the gun goes GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA!

    It doesn't have a tune...

  • That was kinda sad lol.

  • Make jimmy shoot one. Man him up.

  • LETS GO GUMMY BEARS

  • THE CHAINSAW GO NA NA NA NA NA!

  • As soon as he won the chainsaw battle, I knew he was sniper fodder. lol

  • im too scard i cant move

    *CRUSH*

    ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha im crying SOOOO BAD right now xD

  • Woah... this is the EPICESTISHNATIC machinima EVER

  • guys honestly some nights i can't sleep because i am very very very very exited about GOW3 hell i guess we all are

  • @boris69bg1 *7 Months later* Only a few days left!

  • @boris69bg1 And that was 7 months ago. 9 days before. How do you think people of the future are coping now :')

  • @boris69bg1 some nights

    i couldnt sleep at all

  • go dougles!!!!!!

  • You alright, Jimmy?

    Oh god no! How could I ever be alright again?!

    Classic.

  • Y is Jimmy holding a smokie?

  • is this suppose to be funny or serious? because so far its neither its not funny at all really but I can't take it serious so its neither good nor bad but imbetween.

  • @DeathSithe92 dont be a downer dude just watch

  • i knew douglis would die, that might have been my favorite character,...

  • "The chainsaw says..NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" lmfao

  • i love jimmy

  • 2:00 to 2:03 mah favorite

  • 16 locust were killed in the making of this

  • oh you want sum too? lets go gummy bear!!! CHAINSAW~!!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! :3

  • so now whos gonna buy the drinks

  • Brumak < Tai < Chuck Norris with COG armor < Armored kantus horde < Marcus Fenix < Ronnie.

  • @Mega11221133 equalls master chief

  • haha "own that chainsaw" XD

  • HOW THE HELL DID THESE PUSSIES END UP IN A WARZONE

    They obviously don't have the balls for this mission.

  • @vlweb3d they being pussy cause they are outnumbered if u was going against a army by urself u would prob. be a pussy too.

  • *Writes funny text from the video to get thumbs up.*

  • @deathrealms Sounds like a brilliant idea, old chum!

  • @DotSwoof

    tanks man

  • @deathrealms ...nice fail

  • it was funny how they were just standing there while douglas was having a chainsaw duel with the grunt thing or whatever it is XD

  • OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING!! KILL IT!!

  • mr locust lol

  • VERY nice

  • no existen estos vídeos traducidos o con subtitulos

  • longest chainsaw duel in gears history

  • 16 ppl were killed by the sniper

  • haha best machinima EVER!!! youtube is wayyyyy better than TV!!!!

  • 16 people don't like there gummy bears being torn apart!

  • drinks are on me PlokchhH hahahahhahahaaa XD

  • lol finally someone made a gears machinama

  • holy shit this is funny

  • when tht guy got shot in the head it shat me up lol

  • lets go gummy bear, nom nom nom nom!!!

  • OH GOD KILL IT!! IT'S BLEEDING! KILL IT! I'M SCARED OF BLOOD!! awesome!

  • This is awesome, a good alternative to RvB. But still doesn't make up for how bollocks this game is online...will never compare to the first one! I was thinking why don't they use Gears 1 as it's darker, grittier and just generally looks more classic gears. But then I realised they couldn't do the video as the first one doesn't have chainsaw duals...ahhh bliss! It reminded me of a better time before Nov 2008, and then I went and played Gears one and nailed people with a shotgun that works :D

  • @BulletMagic gears of war 2 is wayyyyyy!!!! better then the 1st

  • @zero1144noir1144salu

    Campaign maybe, but online play, connection, graphics and gun response is nowhere near as good as the first game. It is so obvious that they nerfed the shotty and sniper for gears 2 because people got so skilled with them in the first game that casual gamers could never win. That's why they changed the gameplay so dramatically for the second installment. It hasn't worked and epic have confirmed it! You clearly didn't get into the first game online or you would know this.

  • Leeroy is such a hardaiming noob and Ronnie is a chainsaw noob.

  • jimmy's a pussie

  • oh u want sum to lets go gummy bear

  • @mrjesta2010 the chainsaw says "nom, nom, nom, nom, na, nam!!"

  • dude i love these

  • 2.41 i whant my mommy

  • they're so heartless com'n doughlas u can do it :D 5/5

  • I f you listen carfully at 3:37 you can hear Ronny say ah he dead

  • avesome video

  • (freaks out slightly) "i want ma mommy" never gets old

  • lets go gummeh bear!!!!!

  • IM AFRAID OF BLOOD! OH GOD!

  • Oh god please don't kill me mr.locust i dont want to die i never did anything to you we can be friends oh please i don't want to die not like this! jimmy is soooo funny! :D

  • I love the sniper at the end. Sniper: Ha..haha...

  • is tht nathan drake(uncharted 1 &2 and hadow complex) as chuck in dead rising 2

  • "The chainsaw says, NANANANANANAAAAAAAAA...."

  • is it just me or did anybody else jump when douglas got sniped

  • @TheJayjay117 its just you

  • son of a bitch when is sam gonna take ou that sniper

  • then blow up

  • u know the 1st ep the guy name Derek i got a cousin whose name was Derek the ep kind hes head got shot by a locust sniper blow up HOLY CRAP!

  • lol. drinks are on me. BOOM!

  • I think this is one of the best episodes becouse theres many action :3 and its funny too

  • Poor jimmy

  • please dont kill me mr locust wee can be friends lol

  • lol u wanna go gummy bear

  • the RvB of GOW and im lovin it

  • hahahaa, i fucking love this!

  • Jimmy aka faggot

  • drinks on me BAMM!!! xD

  • epic chainsaw duel awsome

  • NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHHH!

  • lets go gummy bear *chainsaw kills* YAHHHH

  • you want some two lets go gummy bear hahaha triple kill

  • Douglas noooooooooooo D:

  • HOLY SHIT his head got stomped right in front of him! nice

  • the carmins are the 2nd and 3rd best people in gears of war cole train is the best

  • when they got into the chainsaw battle, i was hoping a few locusts would come and start cheering too, haha

  • lol lov jimmy

  • is that beavis?

  • "Oh you want some too? Lets go gummi bear!"

  • everything in this game looks fun i love it and i hope to play online with someone

  • let`s go gummy bear!

  • "Naw I got this one Douglas, HiyEAAgghh!! Oh you want some too? Lets go gummi bear!! The chainsaw says naw naw naw naw NAW NAW NAWWWWW!!!"

  • u guys have the most obvious headshots ever

  • jimmy sounds like gingy from shrek

  • SPREAD THE NEWS F5 FOR SKIP ADS, YAY!!!

  • whats the gears of war machinima wheres cogs actually turn into locust?

  • @mrbattlenet

    Are you thinking of Gears no More machinima by dexterboy? If so they also have a prequel series (thats made after GNM) called white phoinex.

  • @IfItBreathesKiLLIt ok and the 6th episode of white pheonix explains why they arent gears anymore :P

  • jimmy is so funny

  • lol jimmy is my fav character but u ppl who say jimmy is stupid go F**CK ur self or mama

  • LET'S GO GUMMI BEAR!!! XD

  • i am just constantly assuming people are going to get their head blown off every close up... kinda unnerving

  • u want some too, lets go gummy bear hahaha

  • i hate jimmy

  • jimmy pisses me off but he is still my fav

  • Why Did That Chainsaw Duel Last So Long

  • @jalenlogan cuz they replayed the pert over agian to make it seem longer

  • THE CHAINSAW SAYS NANANANANNAAAAAAAH! lol win