Keep it in your PANTS!

[SonicWolf1000]

........

[MultiPats01]

This is real

On November 4 you will have to post one of my videos on different websites and subscribe me in 2 seconds or you will see a dead boy in your closet BEWARE

[mjrocks373]

Don't read this cause it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the lover of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if dont post this comments to at least 6 video you will be die within 2 days. Now u have started reading so dont stop. This is scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when u r done press f6 and ur lover name will be appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary and its work too.

[OphieDaAwesome]

You know

@davidmcstacks1

The SAME EXACT THING was running through my head

[XardoW]

purpleheaded yoghurt-slinger XD

[davidmcstacks1]

OH MY GOD... THIS WAS THE MOST BORING UNFUNNY THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE SOME QUEER FANTASIZE ABOUT COCKS AND BALLS.... GREAT JOB HOMO KEEP IT OFFLINE.

[golddigga24k]

WOW!! FAG!!! GET OUT OF HERE. TALK ABOUT PUSSY NOT DICK'S

[superpolesROBLOX]

u go to the gym?

[pisstachio1]

i kow how u feel

[biggsterboy]

Your highest rated videos are "Chubby Gay Men" and "Keep it in your Pants". Apparently you've found your audience.

[m1ssychr1ssy09]

"I'm in a box! A box of.....cocks?"

[Necromortis61]

Obvious penis envy going on here. Just because you don't measure up you shouldn't be intimidated. In my gym some Polish guy was literally just sitting in the changing rooms watching his mate and other people get changed, that was weird.

[paulypoo66]

Are you kidding me???? What a fag!!!! Get a life you poor ignorant bastard

[XDrumNBassAddictX]

IM - IN - A - BOX! A BOX... of cocks?

[777newworldlove]

The best part of the gym is seeing all those cocks! What's the big deal!! I love cocks!!!

[bigdeal93]

god you are so damn boring!! fuck off ashole!!

[vjbb10]

this is an intimate violation to the real nature of sex. sex sholud be done privately and not publicly! shame!

[dylan72510]

calm down, it's a joke :)

[vjbb10]

this video shoul be banned since it influences diverse poorly aid young minds

[LordHines420]

lol.... 3:47

[GBF2014]

Lmao:)

[NoSpoonForYou]

You shouldn't wear a fedora if you're not gay.

[dancehardd]

you are my hero +_+

[bahamut6667]

u look alot like nick frost from shawn of the dead and hot fuzz

[8giang8]

this sydney uni guy is the naked guy in the clip rubbing his own cock :S.. the film is two toned colour when you look carefully at the bathroom tiles.

[afterclique]

@8giang8

[EmoHeartedPunk]

what a shame to your uni.

[FuckingWhoreyAsshole]

wow. what the fuck is the mater with this guy. you must be gay

[bigswano]

purple headed yogurt slinger

i gotta use that

[MrManwithabeard]

du u have.... a disease?.....like...retard....­or gayness...or fucked?

[VJayneT]

five stars for usyd

[Avrilrocks989]

But why don't you just get changed then get out?I mean who sits there lokking in the first place? But still its funny...

[ilovefosters]

u wrote a poem about cocks... pretty gay dude...

[Ish55]

Wait, I mean... Colossus. LoL

[onelouduc1966]

thats 5.25 mins i wont get back get a job you nob

[sirdownloadsalot]

you could of just stop in the first second? and you have a life? whats left to waste?

[apsp96]

wow so you wasted more time commenting.idoit.

[rosettast0ned]

IM IN A BOX, A BOX OF>>>lol...

[kitschbear]

seems like penises really attract you lol

[LordOfWars100]

creepy

[emu314159]

Oh, and props for mocking poetry slam tropes with a rant about gratuitous penis display:)

[emu314159]

Hugh completely RULES! Hugh, if i weren't such a Lazy American (tm) I'd become a stalker like your Number One Fan:)

[elghian]

deranged dumfuk!

[Brue2]

Damn it i know what you mean some people Will get dressed quickly and some people just loiter around naked in the changing room just like WTH man get fucking dressed dont just loiter around naked

[Lishmaa]

this is GUY MAN U CAN GO FUK A DUCK AND LICK A DICK :P

[JCKNOXIS]

boring.

[gaiafella]

Hugh, you need proffesional help ....

[Hybridtheory2007]

lol sydney uni

[GXSR750cc]

Dude. Keep it off the net....

[preshieFreshy]

fkk ur gayy stop talking bout yourself

[chrissycezan]

ykkkkkk,,,,,i have a friend who goes to the gym doing just this

[ChineseAznXD]

HEHEHAHA

[Lubeyloulovesyou]

hahaha fuck that was weird

[rokwilstr]

this, enlightened me, it made me think, we shouldnt have to put up with bullshit like this its not fair

[nigomusic]

he is soooooooooooooooo rite..

[reneefraser]

BAHHAHA im sure Sydney University is so proud of you right about now :P

[Lexi2795]

hahahahahahaha

i actually loled

[voxiphiliac]

Hahahaha, that was one classy penis rant. :D Just discovered your videos- but this is the one that clinched it. Subscribing!

[xHITMANx619]

MUST BE AUSTRALIAN!!!

[Shillianth]

Observant

[AnimeFreak84853]

fuk u

[zeejustin6]

this was amazing

[uvebeenchucked]

WOMAN!

WHOOOOOA MAN!

WHOOOO-OOO-OAAAAA MAN!

Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing...... called love

[gin5sey]

hahah the bathroom shot is a fake there is a seem down the middle lol

[psychedelicfreakout1]

haha it's true though! it's kinda weird....& i'm gay.

[psychedelicfreakout1]

you're an ignorant ass. he's fucking married! + gay guys go to the gym because they're hotter than straight guys. straight guys don't care what they look like. unless they play sports in which case they play with balls for fun & slap asses on the field......that's gay.

[mexflyboy]

Hugh, don't be such a pussy! If you're in a locker room you must expect nakedness you idiot, even though I imagine that with your fat potato body you feel uncomfortable being naked in public. Stop looking at their schlongs if it bothers you... (I'd prefer they were naked and clean, than dirty and dressed (like a guy at work who rides the bike to the gym before going to work, but then doesn't take a shower before work, 'cause thanks, I want to smell that stench all day... NOT!))

[aussiecowboy]

the introduction was enough to realise your a strap on.

[enquvist]

Man I gotta find out where this gym is!

[Sexiless]

sometimes when im in a locker room (im a girl ) and like the other girl are putting on clothes and stuff, i feel like watching them but somehow i dont wanna stare cuz im afraid they'll call me a lesbian , so i like take a glimpse and then prentend that im totally not watchin and then another then another . whats most embarassin is if they notice and ask what Are you lookin at or hmmm aRE u a LESBIAN, and im like me NOOO!! hell no !

[Minako1]

Being a woman, i always hated getting undressed in front of others, always hated watching females walk around parading their goods, or lack there of, :) course growing up being modest it just wasnt something i was used to. So i usually hunkered away in a stall to get dressed after a shower and then sat in the hallway waiting for the bell to get to my next class. lol

[bella3542]

"im in a box.. a box of cocks?"

LULZ

[abc123ilovethee]

What the eff,

[pkrpatrick]

WOAH MAN!

[Sempreviva87]

don't run from the cock box hugh!!!

[akfawty7]

Why the fuck would i sucscribe to this?...this wasnt ven close to funny?.....god...some people

[sallysallysally123]

hahah size description of nationalities... nice

[Jaymeeblink182]

usually when naked chick are "drying off" in changes rooms there old and fat, no smoking hot babe ever does kinda disappointing, im not lesbian by the way. all you see is overweight dimply butts, grey pubes and saggy tits no fun man no fun.

[adamrain12346]

thats the first thing that came my mind , my point exactly

[ZNORXtj]

yea, in my gym, a lot of guys go around naked in the looker room, you'd think a gay man would enjoy it but most of them are just butt ugly.

[bostongurl32]

lololol!!!!!!!

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL yeah I had to witness men and women's nudity when I was younger and swimming for lessons. LOL that's not the way to dry a penis.

[darkraerae]

I'm in a box - a box of cocks!

THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!!

Hahaha

[Caz101]

nice lol

[DRArtist88]

ahhhhhhahahaha! that was too funny. I'm into spoken word but i think poets and non poets a like would love this... cheers!

[throwashape]

so funny!! :)

[sengjai]

this is one of those videos i watch in the back ground while i read the news.

good job hugh!

[RichardMichaelWriter]

Important social commentary, man. Very important to share.....

[PaNdeM0niuM]

You are from Sydney University !!!!!!!

[wowbowwowify]

Absolutely awesome. five stars :)

[etimodnar]

300th comment!

Nice video. The same can be true for women's locker rooms. Not as often, but sometimes....

[renaepenn]

it was right of you to apologise at the end of this one..

[amyfromusa]

I just threw up in my mouth.

I hate that about the gym. I always thought maybe something was wrong with me, because I felt that way. How can they be so out there with themselves?

[venomvh]

you're a fucknut with a serious complex!!!

Get a life!!!!

[FootinMouthDisease]

Nice work Hugh

Is there going to be a poetry slam or two in the not too distant future?

And what's with TWO cameras!? Faux B&W. And the FX?

Dude, getting real sophisticated! ;-)

[QuestingFaith]

Genius.

[bobby472]

lol good job.

Usualy when people are uncomfortable in the change room they just get up and leave............maybe you wanted to stay? lol jk jk jk jk. I must say tho, that was a hot towel scene :-)

[Markstubation01]

maybe u should have been born a lesbian.

[CreamingSoda33]

i like your jumper hugh!

Sydney pride!

[will1818s]

thanks to your videos like this + ones about gays, youtube now thinks im gay, stupid youtube!

didn't even watch this one, its disturbing

[Soreloft]

Speaking of gay... Any more of that delicious rump and i may switch teams.

[ShrimpyLegs]

As unusual as it may be, Hugh, there are no advertisements for gay chubby men. Actually, there are no advertisements at all next to this video.

[sdpwrns]

"In a box...

of cockx"

and

"COLOSSUS"

Don't listen to everyone else Hugh, this was HILARIOUS!

[fredpost]

Time for Communitychannel to make a video on this issue!

[fatafreak91]

Hugh is sooo funny xDDD

i love all his videos

[IPVentertainment]

Ugh, this is boring. I'm off to watch a simulated pyroclastic surge... I bet no one here actually knows what a pyroclastic surge is.

[Popeoferis]

Umm... I would say that watching simulated bursts of matter from volcanic eruptions after this video is just plainly weird... and you were wrong ;D

[aaugoaa]

lol ya great get it published.

[ImeejiDaiamondo]

meh, not amazing.

and being surrounded by naked men is not a woman's fantasy XD I don't understand why men are like that XD Men are sexy UNTIL the pants come off :P

[Hardyanisi]

Uggh. Disgusting.

[peachflan]

love it

[tazkid94]

penis

[theNonexistentKnight]

As if it were Shakespearian. And shades of Whitman, too. I like the profoundness and most of the metaphors. The rhythm is both classy and diverse. But you should reconsider some of the rhymes and, most definitely, the extensive usage of phallistic symbols. I do not think they are thoroughly related to the theme and the main contention of this piece of work.

[benpeake]

"I'm in a box, a box of jocks" HAHAH

[SwedishFool]

Its not ''jocks'', its ''cocks''... lol

[IbakerboyI]

You know what is sick, the guy who is half naked is Hugh. Really nasty.

[eth1128]

ehh.. that vid kinda sucked

[evoldriver]

The gym's locker room is like an involuntary peep show. The rule should be universal - pants first!

[PANGMASTER88]

that was deep.

[Insanity182]

I think someone's got penis on the brain, lol. =P

[heliopolis07]

LOL hugh

nice video.

it really had an effect on me.

I think I puked a bit in my mouth :|

[IAmSoGoth]

I clapped. :D

Ever had a crotch/butt in your face from an undressing woman who bends over to take of her socks? Thats what I have to go through... wanna swap?

[davidsaso1234]

yes

[xxsupernova]

I'M IN A BOX.

A BOX..

OF COCKS!

genius.

[Toddistank]

pause at 2:27 and look at the left and right side of the bath they're different colours! nice vid but man i like it.

[Koujinkamu]

That was AWESOME! Also a great parody on "independent films"!

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Yeah, I'm a girl and the first thing I put on in gym is my pants. I mean, that must be horror...I'm sorry. But the good thing for me would be: I like guys! So...I don't know where I'm going with this...

[ajqueen31]

I bet going to the gym is really the highlight of your day! :)

[cantankeruskiwi]

lol

[syncmaster915n]

You should re-title this vid "The Penis Monologue" as opposed to "The Vagina Monologue". Nice sweat shirt. You look professorially.

[kairosdragon]

Hugh was this just your way of showing us yourself naked? ;-)

[freazeezy]

ummmm don't know about at the gym but at the pool most girls get dressed under their towels or in the toilet or shower stalls.

self hating and all that

[9i11a70r]

Reminds me of "So I Married an Axe Murderer"

=D

the "Fin" at the end was like a cherry on top. mad me crack up.

XD

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

great to see an Aussie talking head getting some views on youtube!

5 stars for not using any American phrases!!

[dietweed]

"I'm in a box, a box of... cocks?"

[ChelseaAngela]

Seriouslyyyy! The womens locker room is exactly the same. Boobs everywhereeee. And some seem to enjoy their own nudity because they remain clothes-less for an unnecessarily long amount of time. Its quite disturbing.

[buckplusnickle]

this is what i thought when i when to the gym......

[Aira1990]

hahahhaha that was really good! you're the best you always make me laugh!

[fullxfull123]

u fat ugly loser

[ihave3basketballs]

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

LEGEND!

[Bathead0040]

LOL WHOA MAAAN... I like WOMEN. xDD

[deathmage111]

Best line!!!!

[pennygoo]

ahahahahahaha

the only part i didnt like was when you said it was gay. i think you could have easily said it was "not ok" and you wouldn't have needed to use that as a derogatory word.

[dogsstuff]

But it is kinda gay, because everyone is showing there dicks and flapping them around in a mens showerroom.

[Paxomaniac007]

It's not quite derogatory if the word gay is being used in the fashion which it intends, and it's pretty clear that he was trying to talk about how the gym can be a little too creepy with the homoerotics

Though top notch video, and this is how I used to feel at the gym too-- all those old guys, just...ugh, scarred for sure.

Hugh has helped bring to light an important cause here and how there needs to be less gym to junk ratio

[monicavm]

Hahahaha!

[Kye35]

weak as piss, get a job fatty

[katelynnxleonard]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO .

"But god motherfucker just put on some underpants" That made me laugh so hard.

Oh, hugh you silly guy.

[brycerocks100]

I think it is changing room

[dpmduran]

Penis envy, it's obvious!

[PattonScr]

hugh, it never occured to me YOU would go to a gym...

[againstas]

That was DISGUSTING.

[sharpsuitedmod]

i saw the greatest minds of my generation's penis

freaky beatniks xD

[TheGapYears]

Did you go to USyd? Because I'm in my last two weeks there and I will literally cut someone for old Powerpoint presentations.

[Gilbak]

well done hugh

[yojmd61]

keep your breasts in bra son.

[idioticgrinner101]

vajj

[Lizzehh]

haha i love it

[DAWNCB]

that was great

[purpleLPfreak]

Wow Hugh, that was a really great video! Obviously not PG rated, but I loved that you made your rant into a poem, your idea really worked.

[Jaylawtheman]

I really enjoyed this, Hugh. It was funny, clever and just enjoyable to watch. Do some more poems.

[Adamalgorithm]

??????

[Rosalila]

a box of cocks.

[bandiie]

LOL!

loved it.

[shmegecki]

love the hat... although a beret would have been more appropriate :D