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  • 9-11 was an inside job...

  • @dwgangsat

    How much did the government pay you?

  • @taledarkside huh? why would they pay me to tell the truth...? Usually it's the other way around...

  • @dwgangsat

    you had to work for the government to know it was an inside job, because such an operation wouldn't be known on the internet.

  • @taledarkside just looking at the facts, tells you it was an inside job...this wouldn't be the first time the gov lied so the U.S. could go to war...

  • @dwgangsat

    What building did George Bush Senior blow up to invade Iraq in the 1990s?

  • @taledarkside i didn't say they did stuff like this for every war...i clearly said that this wasn't the first time the gov did something like this...

  • @dwgangsat

    So why would they blow up 5 buildings to go to war? Obama invaded libya just because and it costed him nothing.

  • @taledarkside If I'm correct it was three buildings not five(correct me if i'm wrong). They could of done it, for the support of Americans, but I'm just looking at the facts, and it doesn't seem like just a terror attack...i'm just looking at the evidence...

  • @dwgangsat

    5 buildings. AE911truth lies to people and says only 3 to hide the truth.

    Obama didn't get any support for Libya. he just went in. He also went into Pakistan, and that was a secret.

  • @taledarkside hide what truth?...what were the buildings....either way, the facts don't add up to what the gov/media told us...

  • @dwgangsat

    WTC 3, and the pentagon. I believe there was a bank too that collapsed. so probably 6 building.

    ae911truth hides the truth and facts too. richard gage lies about the buildings to make money

  • @taledarkside true...i forgot about the pentagon...why can't we see any footage of a plane crashing into it....why is the FBI hiding the tapes...?

  • @dwgangsat

    FBI released the tapes 3-4 years ago. You need a real camcorder to capture the plane crashing into it, not a security camera. security cameras are 50 dollars, and a camcorder is 400 dollars.

  • @taledarkside oh yeah, those tapes...too bad none of them actually show a plane crashing into it. The Pentagon is the most guarded building in the world, yet it can't even capture a plane crashing into it...huh? either way, why did they(FBI) take the footage so fast...why not show it anyway, and yes the cameras had the capabilities to of recorded the plane impact...

  • @dwgangsat

    Casinos are the most guarded buildings in the US. They have the best cameras.

    pentagon cameras are old technology. Thats what happens when the democrats don't want to spend money on the military and spend it on social programs.

  • @taledarkside It has more cctv's guarding it then any other building in the world. Well, there were cameras from other buildings that were fine...watch?v=paWiZ2Y8fRg(at 0:42 seconds)...this one was fine...the guy got this out of a lawsuit...why did he have to do that at all, why didn't the FBI release that video in the first place...where were the wings of the plane on the crash scene...any evidence of a plane was small enough to carry by hand...

  • talking to you is like talking to a goat

  • why would bush kill 3000 of his own infidels?

  • Is this an SNL skit ?

  • @frozinspace no it is an onion skit google onion news

  • @taledarkside well if you live in the united states they discontinued analog broadcasting almost 3 years ago so you are dumb.

  • @adayinforever

    Analog broadcasting is still available. So yes, you are dumb, and uninformed sheep.

  • @taledarkside Where? Tell me where in the United States you can turn on your TV and have access to channels without a digital converter box hooked up to it? You have the most incredibly ignorant arguments of anyone I have ever debated with. And I only responded to you with the kindergarten age maturity level "you are dumb" comment because you said the same thing to someone else. I guess you can't argue with someone of such intellectual ignorance, they always win in their minds.

  • @adayinforever

    Chicago does

    So you can't think for yourself, so you just repeat the masses? LOL proves you lack any intelligence and maturity level. 

    "intellectual ignorance" inventing phrases now? you should learn the English language

  • its controled demolition yes it was, but that is self destruction system that provided in every vital places, just admit that wtc attacked by terorist, and admit that USA failed to protect their citizen, and maybe its true that osama suport it, and he was killed by US troop, OBL was a fighter and he wanted to die like a fighter

  • @insidemolenn

    OBL didn't die as a fighter, he was hiding behind his wife, like the other sand nigger.

  • @taledarkside you were not even there

  • @insidemolenn

    I saw the video with him getting shot

  • ROFL .."Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in.....somehwere."

  • The onion is more reliable than CNN or Faux News.

  • @KevZen2000

    Onion isn't reliable at all. If you lose your internet connection, there is no onion news. wow are you dumb.

  • @taledarkside Yeah your right but whats happen if you lose your cable or satellite connection? Oh and most people use the same company for internet that they get for TV? Oh and Onion news is on TV Fridays on IFC. So you are dumb.

  • @adayinforever You use your analog tv like people did for the last 60 years. so yes, you are dumb.

  • I BELEIVE THE US IS GREEDY FOR F=TAKING CREDIT AWAY FROM AL QUEADA

  • 'Omar al farooq' made up person definately, am sure he would be in prison for saying "ah yeah we planned it and that" wtf??

    America fuck everyone over....vietnam, japan, iraq, afghanistan, mexico, africa(diamonds+oil+slave trade) and soon to be either iran or russia or even both and many many more to come...

  • Right now I am laughing my ass off because My name is William and my middle name is Gerard XD

  • TheOnion = Brilliant.

  • ✡ + ✈ = 911

  • I'm... with the terrorist.

  • Omer AL-FAROUQ is an agent for CIA..they always bring him in the TV shows .....anyone needs prove check this out....at prisonplanet./omar_al_faruq_re­cruited_by_the_cia.htm

  • @Sambuca6178 Antisemitic nut jobs like you are Israels biggest friend when it come to oppressing the Palestinians.

  • @Sambuca6178 I'll watch your documentary when I start going to evolutionary theory seminars hosted by priests and asking for relationship advice from rapists.

  • @himjl2 check this documentary while you're at it

    /watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ

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  • This video is a fake...

  • What you people need to understand about this Onion clip is that not only are they making fun of 9/11 conspiracy theorists, but they're also making fun of you morons who actually believe the official 9/11 story the government told us about the 19 ragheads with box cutters taking orders from a cave junky in Afghanistan. It goes both ways. And yes, the Onion is probably the most unbiased news network in America, sadly enough. lol. What's even more sad is that some people think this is real.

  • @Sambuca6178 "What you people need to understand about this Onion clip is that not only are they making fun of 9/11 conspiracy theorists, but they're also making fun of you morons who actually believe the official 9/11 story "

    no, nutcase. They were making fun of you and your ability to deny outright facts and make any sort of mental leap to make reality fit into your delusions

  • @lfd0311 "no, nutcase. They were making fun of you and your ability to deny outright facts and make any sort of mental leap to make reality fit into your delusions."

    Yeah ok fuckface. LMFAO! I didn't know that jet fuel was so hot it could pulverize THREE skyscrapers into dust when the third building wasn't even hit by anything. Zionist Jews did 9/11. Anyone with half a brain should wake up to that by now. Unfortunately, you have a slight mental disadvantage.

  • @Sambuca6178

    how about the 4th building that collapsed? how do you explain that? Jet fuel is hot. It burns at about 3,000-4000 degrees out of a jet engine.

    How do you explain the thousands of body parts that didn't get vaporized by thermite. Bodies vaporize at 2,000 degrees, and thermite burns at 3500 and higher. Yet they found bodies and body parts at ground zero

  • @taledarkside Jet fuel does not burn that hot out of a fucking airplane, you idiot. Even propane is hotter than jet fuel. If jet fuel burned that hot, wouldn't propane melt the steel grates on a stove? It's not rocket science or complicated physics. Stop trying to cover up for the Zionist jew bankers who did this to us! Nobody is buying into the '19 hijackers with box cutters' conspiracy theory anymore. Give it up!

  • @Sambuca6178

    yup, me being a pilot wouldn't know the exhaust temperature of my airplane. Propane comes from the same crude oil as jet fuel. Propane will melt the steel when it has a different burner on it.

    I use a propane torch to weld metal.

    mechanical engineering is complicated physics. Do you have a ME degree? I doubt it.

  • @taledarkside You are not a pilot. You are a fucking liar. There's a big difference between the two. You may want to grasp the meaning of both.

  • @Sambuca6178 it's cool, I'd ignore my post if I were you too

  • @Sambuca6178

    Are you sure about that? It isn't hard to pay 5,000 dollars and get a pilots license. Oh i forgot, you dumb conspiracy theorists don't know anything.

    oh no argument that you can't weld with a propane torch?

    or how about you not being an ME?

  • @taledarkside You call us conspiracy theorists?? I call us Patriotic Americans who ask questions when things don't make sense. How much is the Mossad paying you to lie and spread false information all over youtube? Oh, and no argument against the fact that kerosene does not burn hotter than propane? Do yourself a favor and go jump off a skyscraper like the 9/11 victims did because your fellow zionists wired the towers with explosives.

  • @Sambuca6178

    I already said what temperature kerosene burns at, did you fail reading class.

  • @Sambuca6178

    LOL your patriotic becaue you are too dumb to go to a university because you ask questions. ROFL

  • @taledarkside I think to weld with propane, you need to augment it with a lot of pressurized oxygen. Jet fuel is very similar to diesel fuel, actually. Diesel fuel is FAR less explosive than propane, or even gasoline. I have personally thrown a lit cigarette into a bucket of diesel fuel, and it puts the cigarette out. Granted, it would burn like crazy, but it's a smoky, orange flame, not particularly hot.

  • @hambonemcgee1

    depends on what you are welding and how think. But you can with propane. Diesel fuel just has a higher ignition point. Throwing a cigarette into gasoline will put it out as well.

    gasoline, diesel, and kerosene will burn extremely dirty if is just ignited from a bucket.

  • @taledarkside /watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ

  • @shadow19831

    LOL ae911truth. The biggest lie on the internet. Trust me, i'm an engineer, and richard gage is a conartist.

    ae911truth blocks real engineers from commenting on their videos because gage would stop making money.

  • @lfd0311 Also, how do you figure they not making fun of the official story as well? The "Arab" dude even says in this video, "How would you like it if you spent 2 months in a mountain cave sleeping on rocks planning something very special?" That's pretty much what the government told us bin Laden did, which is a crock of shit beyond the sewers. What do your initials stand for by the way? "I fucked dogs 311 times?"

  • "why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels"

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheREGISMarkV My GOD! The Onion does fake news!? This is an outrage! To think that such a serious news organization as the The Onion would lie to it's viewers! It must by true what they say about the high mental aptitude inherent of 9/11 truthers, I myself would never have realized that this was satire without your brilliant incite!

  • @husky23q And I have to proof that the moon isn't made of cheese. I mean, I've never been there. And why should I believe those rock the astronauts brought back with them weren't fakes? It's much more logical to believe that every astrophysicist, astronomer and astronaut out there is really just part of a big conspiracy.

  • @XmadmanREBornX Yeah... Why didn't the government launch missiles at the passenger planes loaded with US citizens. That is odd now that I think about it. I know! Maybe people thought it was just a normal hijacking where the hijackers would issue demands for the lives of the passengers (which has happened countless times before) rather than just assuming they were going to use the planes as bombs (which hasn't happened since WWII).

  • @himjl2 You are way behind, buddy.  You think passenger planes were actually used on 9/11? Think again. I would bet everything you own that after watching these two documentaries, you won't be sleeping too good at night.

    '9/11 missing links'

    'September Clues'

  • LOL does everyone not see that this video is STAGED!?? These are clearly actors and this video was made for conspirators to look crazy. Fake fake fake

  • @TheREGISMarkV

    No shit kid.

  • Looooooooool 2:15 talking to you is like talking to a goat! Stereo-typical much?

  • Hahahah... camel jockey

  • its like talking to a goat

  • Look im Muslim and think Al Quadia is a load of nonsense,yes 911 happened but had no proof bin laden did it, and the american government showed us a picture of who did but how, wouldn't his body burnt with nothing left?

  • @husky23q even the American Islamic Council has publically stated that Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11. This is not up for debate. I suggest you brush up on your Arabic and watch his several videos where he admits to planning it and funding it.

  • @husky23q the stupidity in your comment is overwhelming, I guess that's why you're a muslim :/

  • @Heyes00 and why are you insulting a 1.9 billion population based on a single individual ?

    here watch this and let's see your intellect response

    /watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ

  • Yes, because as well all know, the most credable source for things like this is a junkie college student with too much free time. Honestly, you idiots will believe any conspiracy if any random moron strings together some blurry close ups with scary music and illogical facts. Let's all believe him!

    (In short, anyone who believes in the conspiracy should have their mental capacity checked by a specialist)

  • @MrFloppyFish The problem is a conspiracy theory offers more mystery and excitement to the whole affair, and is more interesting to the average outspoken-but-lacking-in-any-c­oherency Googler who latches on to it.

  • @blablablablabla951 That's true. This nation, no, this whole world is full of sheep...

  • @MrFloppyFish Didn't you know? 9/11 was orchestration by the vaccination people trying to eliminate the proof that they did experiments on human. They were trying to create a virus that would make everyone feel hot to support the global warming myth, which in turn was created to give more power to a secret society trying to hide the existence of aliens because it would prove that evolution is just a big hoax created to undermine religion. They even assassinated JFK because he figured it out.

  • @Tamizushi You nailed it! Why didn't I see it before? Quick! Spread the word.

  • @ichigo73186 Really? 9/11 was simple. There were no preparations to counter an attack like that whatsoever and any 19 guys could have done it with just a few months training. Honestly I see the "9/11 Truth" people as plain racists unwilling to believe that Arabs could possible do anything with the slightest complexity. Grow up and look at the facts. Crazy people like you who hate science are precisely the reason that Global Warming is going to fuck us all over.

  • @himjl2 Racists? I don't usually swear like this because it makes you sound uneducated but, shut the fuck up you ignorant cocksucker. We do not doubt the Arabs have to ability to plan coordinated attacks. However we just don't believe the official story for whatever reasons we have. Stop generalizing people. And no counter? The pentagons missile systems come to mind, the U.S air force was ideal for countering hijacked aircraft.

  • @XmadmanREBornX youre unworthy of oxygen, please stop breathing

  • @himjl2 I hate to piss on your parade, but ichico73186 is telling the bloody truth that hurts people like you. It has already been proven that the Zionist Jews did 9/11 to get Muslims killed off the earth by American soldiers. Israel's Mossad planned the attacks and you would never hear that on the news because the Jews control the US media and government. Think really hard about that for a moment.

  • The most ridiculous 9/11 conspiracy is the theory that 19 guys led by a guy in a cave overwhelmed the most expensive air defense system in the world and brought down 3 buildings with 2 planes at freefall speed

  • @ichigo73186 You could not have explained that any better. I'm glad to hear someone out there is awake.

  • Poor Al Qaeda. They worked really hard on their present to America. You can tell it meant a lot to them. And what do they get for their trouble? The CIA takes all the credit.

  • no more room for theories , see for yourselves

    /watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ

  • Of course they'd say, that... after all, Al Qaeda doesn't exist, it's just a... CONSPIRACY!

  • Tha arab mr Farouk looks like a plant

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  • @Awaaba It's the Onion you moron... they're making fun of conspiracytards like yourself...

  • Teleprompter at the bottom is ridiculously hilarious! !

  • It is incredible how good these guys are lol! It dam near looks real! Hilarious!!!

  • Black comedy at its finest. This is hilarious.

  • 9/11 was a conspiracy.

  • And why is Osama bin Laden safe in...eeh somewhere

  • I love how people find this real, haha suckers

  • @endersshadowa Isn't it so sad though? I agree with you! Some of the comments on here are stupid. This video alone is a great test to see if people really believe everything they see on any news broadcast, whether it's real or fake.. Unfortunately, they truly believe this. lmfao. I wish there was a news report where a new study shows that drinking car battery acid can reduce stress and help you sleep better at night. That would eliminate all the stupidity in this world.

  • @Sambuca6178 LOL! Only if we could get that lucky....I might make friends with The Onion, talk them into doing a report where if everyone left their money at my door step, and asked no questions, it would end world hunger.

  • Loved it when dude started talking about thermite bombs and melted core then al qaeda dude was like "Here we go" LOL!

  • This thing looks too real! Caught me without my morning coffee and without the onion logo and I would fell for it, for sure!

  • I like how the US gets Osoma when he is on his death bed LMAO .

  • This guys are the best

  • And why is Osama Bin Laden safe in .... somewhere..

  • @Spandex08 Hahahahahahahaha

  • @Spandex08 THANKS FOR FUCKING QUOTING THE VIDEO BECAUSE IM FUCKING DEAF . . . . . . BITCH

  • This shit was hilarious

  • I love the suit with the Arab head dress!!!

  • Watch the greatest videos on INTERNET at Justice party UK channel. please tell You tube to add the views counts for Justice party UK . You tube have been unfair toward Justice party UK .

  • "Let Mr. Al Farooq of Al Qaida speak!" hahahahahaha!

  • Hahaha hilarious

  • thumbs up if you say a guy walking across the background on 3:37

  • LMAO! Vouchers for flight lessons xD

  • "Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels." OMG! I damned near pissed myself from laughter!

  • "how would you like it if you spent two months in a mountain cave sleeping on rocks, planning something really special, only to have someone take the credit away from you?"

    LMAO

  • "Talking to you is like talking to a goat" lmbo!!!!!!!

  • The Al Qaeda guy is fantastic

  • LMFAO at GGE47 xD hahahahahahaha

  • Is this a joke?

  • @MQMCANSUCKDICK Obviously lol.

  • "Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in .... mhmmmh.... Somewhere?!

  • Bin Laden is ..... hmmhmm .. Somewhere..

  • "Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?"

  • NO..no..no.. I did 9/11. Problem solved.

  • You have to be fucking retarded to think 911 was staged by the govenment, that's about as realistic as the government using "chemtrails" to experiment on us, lol

  • @xXJakethesnake117Xx he says without doing any research besides watching Faux News

  • @CastratedWeasel nope.avi

  • @xXJakethesnake117Xx that's not a fair argument the majority of americans are fuckin retarted

  • @xXJakethesnake117Xx 9/11 was an Israeli Mossad operation. Google the shit out of that! Then figure out why on your own!

  • @Sambuca6178 A friend was telling me about this, so I appreciate you bringing it up. I do have a few questions that I am trying to figure out and I hope you can help; 1st among them is how did Mossad get Al Queda to cooperate with them? i.e Take the blame etc

  • These guys are really good actors. Lol

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  • Lmfao

  • "Talking to you is like talking to a goat" lol

  • I was like "Wow, took 'em this long eh?" until I saw it was by The Onion :D

  • "and why is OSL safe in....ahhh somewhere"....lmao. Omar Al Farouq is a damn fool

  • Fake Fake fake ....,,..,,,.. iam an Arabian guy thats not how arab people looks or wear probably his an Mexican guy and they pay him 10 bucks

  • @theblacksmith93 No shit it's fake, this is satire. Comedy. Do you get it, it's ACTED.

  • "Why would they kill 3,000 of their own infidels?" LOL

  • thank god for baby pandas

  • "Take the Family" hahahaha xD

  • This is funny on SO many levels!

  • This was great lol! They nailed it. Almost looked real they were so good lol

  • Chuck Norris will hunt Obombma and get the Constitution out of Oboma's ass, but he will allow him to live.

  • Bunch of silly comedians

  • Get out of the United Nations and NATO and get rid of the monopolistic Federal Reserve.It seems that what the government should be doing is privately owned and what should be done privately,which is most of the things we want to do is being controlled to one degree or another is by government.Put Big Brother back in his place and down with socialism and long live the United States of America.

  • @GGE47 1) You're an idiot

    2) You're an idiot

    3) You're an idiot

    4) You clearly don't know what socialism is

    5) You clearly don't know what the Federal Reserve does

    6) You clearly don't know that the US is the head of NATO and founded it way back in the day

    7) You're an idiot

  • @LittlePikachu It is obvious you don't know a thing about anything.

  • @LittlePikachu You don't have to use the word idiot that much to make a point.

  • @1:33 "The Bush administration is a den of jackals they are certainly of common ground there..." Too funny!

  • It never gets old...

    ''their own infidels'' ROFL

  • Gipsey

  • Fucking gipsey arabic cocksucker !!!!!

  • @MrLindex the onion does fake news, these are all actors check out there other videos! LMAO fuckin moron

  • sad to see this hilarious video plagued by serious youtube debate in the comment section below me. wow.

  • I am old enough to remember these things and I did not believe The Warren Commision then and believe the 911 commision even less.They will not address the collapse of WTC7.It wasn't hit by a plane,nor was it damaged by falling debris from the twin towers.Just a fire.The police were clearing the people away from Buiding 7 before they "pulled it"Buildings just do not collapse that way except during a controlled demolition.You will say crazy debunker theories,but it will not make any sense.

  • You do that to yurselves.It looks like Syria is next according to their planned schedule.I have no love for Mubarek in Egypt or Quadaffi in Lybia,but they( The NWO planners) control most of what goes on in the world.Osama Bin Laden was an easy patsy like another of their CIA low level operatives,Lee Harvy Oswald.How do you think Oswald was able to defect to the Soviet Union and renounce his US citizenship,marry a Russian woman,and come back so easy?We could never have done that.

  • 9/11 was a excuse to take over Middle East oil

  • how about Al Qaeda itself is initiated by CIA...