@Guitardbehindthewall. Dag Gummit! This guy is so southern US. If the Confederacy was successful, these expressions would be censored for the curse words that they are. Instead, it's humor for the masses of English (and probably non-English) speakers. These are George W. Bush type people and voters, if that means anything thing. They like NASCAR and SEC FOOTBALL and the BRAVES!!!!
@Guitardbehindthewall It's like human cloning, but without Dolly the sheep. I blame this all on the UK. These are your progeny. The North (ie. Yankees) are more influenced by the Dutch and the Irish and the German.
If I was hanging out with bill dance at a full service gas station and up comes a real pretty lady... I might ask him,"hey bill what would you do with that if you had a chance." And he might say," Well first I'd like to buy her a case of strohs and then take her back to my house and butt fuck her till her nose bleeds!" YEEEE HAAA!!!! " TILL HER NOSE BLEEDS BILL?" "Yup I've been known stick it in them soft and then let it get hard this way I can hear there ribs crack!" "Coochie Coo!"
the real life tim taylor
homersimpsonucf 8 hours ago
2:50 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
omgitsrainahmizell 8 hours ago
I don't want this guy advertise my product
MacDannell 13 hours ago
Omfg that guy is either cursed or just plain stupid.. xD
bluebell1234ak 16 hours ago
My favorite part is 2:20
morena15love 1 day ago
MERCA!!!!!
KeatonJWRreid 1 day ago
Typical Amerifats
21Pinoypride 1 day ago
FAKE
laksemann 1 day ago
2:08 LOL!!
hrhitter92 1 day ago
Thank God he loves fishing, and not hunting. Imagine him with a riffle, instead of a fishing pole! O_o
Kanniha 2 days ago 5
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Oh good gosh
Applgrl91 2 days ago
100% dumb
dundee101 2 days ago
for real ?
hassana22 2 days ago
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Is this man cursed?
bonita358 3 days ago
Is this man cursed?
bonita358 3 days ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA thanks crabstickz for making me feel awfully sadistic for laughing at someone else's sheer misfortune.
glitteroverdrive 3 days ago 4
jesus christ are these real
iisakura 3 days ago
What does he say at 0:54 ? Dead gummit?
Guitardbehindthewall 3 days ago
@Guitardbehindthewall. Dag Gummit! This guy is so southern US. If the Confederacy was successful, these expressions would be censored for the curse words that they are. Instead, it's humor for the masses of English (and probably non-English) speakers. These are George W. Bush type people and voters, if that means anything thing. They like NASCAR and SEC FOOTBALL and the BRAVES!!!!
goodguyusa 14 hours ago
@goodguyusa or the Astros, or the Cowboys, or the Texans, or whatever "good 'ol boy" town is winning this year.
goodguyusa 14 hours ago
@Guitardbehindthewall It's like human cloning, but without Dolly the sheep. I blame this all on the UK. These are your progeny. The North (ie. Yankees) are more influenced by the Dutch and the Irish and the German.
goodguyusa 14 hours ago
Does anything ever go right for this poor man?!
sonablom 3 days ago
Where did that dog come from, I think it slipped out of a plane
MetheInventor 3 days ago
almost seems planned
SCrutee08 3 days ago
2:09-2:12 HILARIOUS
florakennedy 3 days ago 3
@florakennedy 0:00-3:02 HILARIOUS
pixelkatten 2 days ago
whhoooaaanellyyy
SeniaSunshine 3 days ago
I thought you needed patience to go fishing.. xD
Smilingrox1 3 days ago
Awwww maaan.
JesseGeorgeLover 3 days ago
"DEAD GUMMITT!!!!"
annabelSPNlover 3 days ago
hahaha looks like someone didn't want their dog
thisisbesty 3 days ago 2
aaah aaah aaaah ah ah
InvadingPrivacy 3 days ago
oh gosh. That black thing that went flying through the background, at first I was like, "SHIT ITS A GIANT ASS BIRD!" lol but nope just a dog XD
TheLZGal 3 days ago
1.30 HAD to be fake? surely? haha!
sophiepritch555 3 days ago
Chris, you rock! <3
bodbeans 3 days ago
good call chris
mrconeatuni 4 days ago
2:10 is the best.
Thanks crabstickz!
Clayer001 4 days ago 5
why can nobody tell that this was faked?
thumbbandit 4 days ago
"it's sensitive alrigtht"
mrbenjitv 4 days ago
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alexhere18 4 days ago
oh man this is too fucking funny xD
weirdthingsbleh 4 days ago
Gosh... his luck is like mine :/
PastThoseStars 4 days ago
Thanks crabstickz for this wonderful find!
xxrachii 4 days ago 188
Poor guy, many rough days. hhahaha :)
shakeyshaki 4 days ago
WOOOOO!
sandyw239 4 days ago
@stoudbakerTV haha. You must be a fan of this dumb fuck, pokèfag suck my dick
FindMeInFLA 4 days ago
If I was hanging out with bill dance at a full service gas station and up comes a real pretty lady... I might ask him,"hey bill what would you do with that if you had a chance." And he might say," Well first I'd like to buy her a case of strohs and then take her back to my house and butt fuck her till her nose bleeds!" YEEEE HAAA!!!! " TILL HER NOSE BLEEDS BILL?" "Yup I've been known stick it in them soft and then let it get hard this way I can hear there ribs crack!" "Coochie Coo!"
fastwilly2001 4 days ago
i'm so lol at 1:32
alexfrgson 4 days ago
I bet Bob Dance has about 23 children. "Condom broke again... DAD-GUMMIT!!"
stumlbinsteve87 5 days ago
Hey guys I've got a true story for you
I have dream of making in the comedy business. I've tried everything from distributing tapes to adding comments on youtube
I have been through everything, shit you can't even imagine. I'm fed up and tired. I feel there is no point
I have only one life
I have this one chance for people to realise how funny I am
I have one chance to make people smile and laugh every single day
YOU HAVE ONE THUMBS UP BUTTON TO CLICK SO I CAN MAKE PEOPLES LIFES BETTER
PerthActorsComedians 5 days ago
what the hell was that sound in 0:09? I mean, is that a chihuahua man or something like that?
Toxicalira 5 days ago
I dont always watch a man adevertsing sunscreen when a dog comes flying into the out of no where into the shot but when I do, i prefer Bill Dance.
burningbrowniezzz 5 days ago
fishing*
LOVEBTRLOVE 6 days ago
the guy went fighing of a hand to hand combat! 1:00
LOVEBTRLOVE 6 days ago
WOAH NELLIE!
zapzap1611 1 week ago
That part where he fought with the motor, I just kept wiping the tears of laughter away.
Jacobzi 1 week ago
It’s still funny no matter how many times I've seen it........that dog just came out of nowhere.
BazzNewYork 1 week ago
The fucking teleporting dog is just the icing on the cake
Kirbylink3 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
CHECK OUT CROCIDILE HUNTERS BLOOPERS
dp7shamrock 1 week ago
I THOUGHT I HAD IT IN REVERSE!
dp7shamrock 1 week ago
stupid americans...
pk1001 1 week ago
WOOOOOH NELLY!
samrulz7 1 week ago 61
en el minuto 00:45 dice:esta caña resiste todo y se rompe jejeje
MegaAgus111 1 week ago
MADE IN CHINA
Waromruz 1 week ago
So fake!
99griff99 1 week ago
@99griff99 lol no its not its just all f his bloopers put into one montage :D
burningbrowniezzz 5 days ago
FAKE
whitebear26 1 week ago
@whitebear26 you obviously dont know Bill Dance
MrTooFuckinGood 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos 2
@MrTooFuckinGood no , i don't, but if you call a video "the best bloopers ever" you expect it to be funny
whitebear26 1 week ago
lucu terutama pas nyangkut di pohon,.. buakakakak
frendycious 1 week ago
he would be a tennessee fan... rdt
twoods1988 1 week ago
DAG GUMMIT
TsKovochenko 1 week ago
0:43
DAG GUMMIT
YTACCification 1 week ago
2:08 Best part
Jdtudino 1 week ago
F.A.K.E.
limaq 1 week ago
Is there a "start video at 1:00" button? LOLOL
diaboliceve 1 week ago
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diaboliceve 1 week ago
Pinche viejo puñetas!
poipooj 1 week ago
They're really stupid, or they just have bad luck, either way, it's funny!!
LadyDargDiulai 1 week ago in playlist Silly Fun
holy crap what a redneck stooge
shadowsaturn 1 week ago
This guy is just...a dumbass
notoriousnews 1 week ago
me and my brothers laughed our asses off at this!!!
shadow54379 1 week ago
GATGUMMIT
fuelx7 2 weeks ago
Great Vid....
TheCentralful 2 weeks ago
shit i lost so hard on 1:02
ROFL
iamcornholiothegreat 2 weeks ago
dad gummet.
mynameisemii 2 weeks ago
woooood nelly
bodyboardbros 2 weeks ago
lmfao
krogaan 2 weeks ago
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Mickeyx14 2 weeks ago
When swans attack
RosebudAndStar 2 weeks ago
2:21 SUPERMAN!!!! :DDDDDD
19iggy94 2 weeks ago
this tv show is removed from guide
Arabikumi 2 weeks ago
at 1:23 you can se the string they pull.
HouseMusicMixChanel 2 weeks ago
Eigenlijk vind ik dit echt nergens op slaan
robinkokkelmans 2 weeks ago
"Oh, Mean" :D *epic lol*
3randomers3RETURN 2 weeks ago
I can see an old guy watching this saying," What a n00b!"
BraxBoone 2 weeks ago
Lol
SuperAsianPandas 2 weeks ago
This guy really needs to invest in some higher quality stuff. Shits breaking all over the place!
WolfxMaccon 2 weeks ago
Ded gummit!
KingKefka20 2 weeks ago
Lmfao rofl
jj88phoenix 3 weeks ago
this man is breaking everything [x
BorderSkt99 3 weeks ago
dag nabbit!
skeletalpigeon14 3 weeks ago
lol poor guy!!
megaanmacc 3 weeks ago
How did the dog even get that much momentum?!
dabadeedabadie001 3 weeks ago
"Jolly!!" Classic!!
humblejumpify 3 weeks ago
I had no idea fishing could be so much fun!
absue 3 weeks ago
Warning ! Red Necks Alert !
wildmuzik 3 weeks ago
i hate fishing, but omg wat a bunch of funny fukkers in thishaha
RealRoulette 3 weeks ago in playlist funny
fat ass camera man falls in water...while he is hes trying to run on air
hitsjayson 3 weeks ago
We got our COLA???
Jokerrose57 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
funny to bad its fake
rucka20011 3 weeks ago
Dead Gummit !!!! hhaa
Felicienopdebeek 3 weeks ago
Nabbi
CrookedGear 3 weeks ago
oooh goood gosh!!
replaiii 3 weeks ago
Red necks haha
MsLillMoma626 3 weeks ago
Acted or not, it's really funny :D
AndryIsHere 3 weeks ago
Do you know what this show reminds me of? Home Improvement. I never thought that this could happen on real life.
Genamel18 3 weeks ago
I don't watch much fishing television but I'm pretty sure this guy don't know shit.
FindMeInFLA 3 weeks ago 20
@FindMeInFLA and you dont know you ass from the whole in the ground
stoudbakerTV 5 days ago
it acted
dinomanneke 3 weeks ago
I think it's fake
dinomanneke 3 weeks ago
LOL
senkrad5 3 weeks ago
'MERICA
suplyseackxxxy 3 weeks ago
that'll do pig, that'll do.
fiamaqetzcrunk 3 weeks ago
DAD GUMMIT!!!
ThisCommentWasMade 3 weeks ago 7
is this acted?
ahpuesbru 3 weeks ago
I like how he say Ohhh man
Magmaploom 3 weeks ago
FUNNYJUNK SENT ME HERE~
cousinsfromhell 3 weeks ago 2
DAG GUMMIT!
BlackBeltKid94 3 weeks ago
1:02 That motor is trollin' him.
Icecash13 3 weeks ago
1:00 dat noise
JLCannibal 3 weeks ago
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JLCannibal 3 weeks ago
LEVEL:AMERICAN
lahtiste 3 weeks ago
Spiderman: LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!
MultiMrsmiley 3 weeks ago 11
Funnyjunker reporting in
olliespeed22 3 weeks ago
RIP Rebecca
BigFishSmallPond666 3 weeks ago
dat dog
bnbanan 3 weeks ago
Poor Rebecca Black
xAUSSIExMATEx 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA come on guys laugh at the idiot.
maemhaha34 3 weeks ago
Imagine this guy hunting deers:p
Elladan24 3 weeks ago
2:09 lmao
fogal23 3 weeks ago
So disappointed that bieber dike cocain
Waterdimension 3 weeks ago
i was actually crying when the dog came flying in
Turtlesnakemoose 3 weeks ago
Prepare.... the funnyjunkers are coming.
TehMusicCentral 3 weeks ago
poor rebecca....RIP.
snowball1912 3 weeks ago
I come from a land known as Funnyjunk
XxHarounXx 3 weeks ago 7
i lost it at 2:20
kidhybridz 3 weeks ago
1:27 is where I raffed my ass off
now he just needs EFG's mask...
mexicanpartyboy77 3 weeks ago
false and homosexual.
thejoski01 3 weeks ago
@thejoski01
so just like you then?
NinjaChicken17 3 weeks ago
Its fake
johnathann87 3 weeks ago
he may failed alot but he won my heart.lol
Rashonality 3 weeks ago 3
laugh at this idiot! lol
Zain2040 3 weeks ago
DAAAAD GUNNIT
littleboy707 3 weeks ago
i feel sorry for him xD
AlkaroSmb 3 weeks ago
RIP rebbecca black
j1zzpuMP3r 3 weeks ago 121
@j1zzpuMP3r wooow..
mmgmm1 3 weeks ago
@j1zzpuMP3r LMFAOOOOO!!!
ThatSoccerMaster 3 weeks ago
@j1zzpuMP3r why?
kaiserchiefs1000 3 weeks ago
@j1zzpuMP3r yea she should rest in poo
fred5954 3 weeks ago
TICKLE GOD DAMMIT
j1zzpuMP3r 3 weeks ago
hello funny junk, how are you?
Gerald360halowowness 3 weeks ago 137
@Gerald360halowowness quite well, you?
cousinsfromhell 3 weeks ago
@Gerald360halowowness why, im doing great!
Avera9eWh1teShark6 3 weeks ago
@Gerald360halowowness Good, and you?
nikkowlbetrollin 2 weeks ago
HOW NOT TO FISH
For dummies
linzemol 3 weeks ago
Funny Junk!
Luckdorrs 3 weeks ago 8
Did they...DID THEY ACTUALLY BLEEP OUT "HECK"?!
EndOfTheWorldHunger 3 weeks ago
Is it me or does the guy screeching at 0:10 sound like a raven or some kind of bird?
100flobby 3 weeks ago 2
PULL UP PULL UP, TEMMAY
100flobby 3 weeks ago
fake but funny :D
kietasss 3 weeks ago
WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO NELLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
ExplodingBumfluff 3 weeks ago 3
DAD GUMMIT!
Bullring1 4 weeks ago 4
the thing with the battery is SO GODDAMN FUNNY
oscaroscar123123 4 weeks ago
fake
DuckFinGaming 4 weeks ago
RANDOM DOG OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE
darienluthers 4 weeks ago 9
2:19 It's Fenton, everyone knows it's Fenton!! The fish had to die, whoho-hahaha
AronV16 4 weeks ago 5
The new Laurel & Hardy. And even better!
rrreinhard 4 weeks ago
Poor guy
missray1000 4 weeks ago
He was struck by lightning and died. RIP.
octasian 4 weeks ago
@octasian ...What? No he wasnt. Check his wiki page.
etherraichu 4 weeks ago
How can this man give advice on anything?.
I haven't laughed so much in years!.
Njugglesvatn 4 weeks ago
Lol 'what the Hell was that!?'
xaytube 1 month ago
They have to be staged, if they aint please tell me where this guy was born so I can stay the fuck away
deve8uk 1 month ago