I Predict A Diet - Chris Moyles

[TotalSceneKid]

First Video I watch in 2012 =] bring on the diettiting :)

[chocchip332]

Using his talent on amazing parodys :)

[chocchip332]

One talented man. Many hilarious parodys. ;)

[Leps2k10]

I predict a diet...NAAAAATT

[Katchyagirl]

29 fat dicks disliked this :3

[justinpimplane1]

Funny!

[craigpeacock88]

i hate chris moyles wiv a passion i used to hav to listen to his show for a hour every day on way to work in the van this is were i relised wot a prick he is the man is in love wiv him self all he duz it talk about him self n he is notttt funnyyy n this song tops him off prickk!!!

[OriginalSinnersTV]

@craigpeacock88 seriously dude no 1 gives a fuck

[zigzag5100]

never saw a fat midget until this video,thanks for opening my eyes

[munty11]

@zigzag5100 omg HAHAH u just made me laugh so much ... can i have your autograph

[zigzag5100]

@munty11 lol nice to know i made ppl laugh *signs a paper* there's the autograph you wanted lol

[lemmonyish]

hahahaa lmao. this is another song i will never be able to take seriously again thanks to moyles :D

[jizzinmypants500]

the 29 people that dont like this must be twats or sour fat twats im a fat guy its all good dont sweat it well if ya fat you havent really got a choice but to swet most yankies generate anuff swet to fill the Mississippi fucking river just from tieing there shoe lase

[mndmax]

fucking amazing!!!

[PREDAT0RgamingUK]

I think Chris Moyles is the one that needs the diet...

[Stripes903]

LOL THAT ASIAN KID SUPERSIZED HIS MC'D's LOL thats sik xD

[HENCO414]

Chris is respected much by me.

[CODPEEPS]

lol

- CODPEEPS x

[alexRawrx]

too much love for this man.

[lfc011]

i wna burger :P

[1996jjb]

chris moyles is legnd dont diss him

[amski5583]

kid at 2.51

[14jackthelad]

you should of put a pic in a christipher biggins atleast :( he won im a clebrity get me out of here 2 :)

[Diaabbs]

such a ledgend, i love moyles.

i wake up too him liek everydayyy

all you haters can go and die.

hes the most popular broadcaster in like ever.

[14jackthelad]

0:56 that must be a welsh man cus hes giving that sheep doggy style 

[craigpeacock88]

die moyles

[craigpeacock88]

if i eva c chris moyles i will run him over wot a absalute toole erghhh

[craigpeacock88]

if i eva c chris moyles i will run him over wot a absalute toole erghhh

[ManaTheRsPwner]

@craigpeacock88 if you ever get a car, i think you have to have gone to school to actually drive one

[TinyTylzx]

you gotta love chriss moyless ayee(; xx

[stargirlxx101]

the kids areeee big lol !!!!

[ChimpChamp8]

wikid!!!!!!

[shanetopia1]

how does ones bellybutton be at there ankles?

[NeekyGeekyCheeky77]

Wel all love chris moyles comeee onn :)

[timshanks80]

Bobbins.

[pingu7613]

lmaf!!!!!! =D

[14jackthelad]

them kids at 2.30 have got more tyires than all the cars in britan put togeather

[ajbaker1221]

this man needs a reward 'SIR CHRIS MOYLES'!!!!

[craigpeacock88]

@ajbaker1221 get a grip

[1fishapple]

0:35 thats how the boomer was made...

[TheSkeenich]

moobs lol

[misschubbycherry]

2;07 lmao

[maverickpuma]

what does that sign in the background at 2:30 say? doesnt look english....

[iiJ4M35xBox360]

haha the fat midget at 2:18 is tryin to see his feet LOL

[Emilyegg2]

OMG 2:07 !

[valkyriefrost]

I don't understand what's so tasty about fast food.

They should spread the word that McDonald's is bad. D:

[ShanVicky2000]

im hungry.

[boddahchris]

chris moyles xbox gamertag is now "xxxx ozone xxxx"

[thejenno73]

chris weatherall

[DayzeeBabeey]

Yes moyles

[Hulk2k6]

"If you really can't see your feet, then you gotta stop munchin' on meaaaaat.....a!"

LOL.

Fucking Funny.

[manthing45]

" and if you cant see your feet, you better stop muching on it !! "

CLASS. Chris is a ledgend.

[MrSIMONTEMPLAR07]

this must be for my mate tim young

[bezoboy09]

LMAO!

[alyalyaly123xd]

LOL

[be10emily]

Chis aint fat no moree he's lost loads of weight x i love the show and so does my dad xx

[anton2470]

Такие большие люди у меня на родине редкость. Вам есть чем гордиться.

Fat people in my home country very rare. You have what to be proud of. )))

[bassyboy189]

lol im so showing dis to my dad hes fatty

[TheJ0598]

1:10 lmao :)

[katie100waitie]

PMSL!! :D

[brook605]

funny but sad LOL

[logicalthinking2]

I predict a diet!! That's sooo clever.

[iMikeable]

Who cares, its a laugh.

Get over yourself and your stupid way of thinking.

Its a joke, seriously, at the end of the day nobody will give a fuck about you if you're such a damn kill-joy.

Enjoy the bloody song.

[MrMgranata93]

It is a piss take i think he knows hes fat so you don't have to listen to this youe twat

[turtledrummer96]

cheerio chester mansfield all the way and love the song haha great stuff chris

[SallySBB]

Lmao!! me and my sister made one to this like a year before he made this :L

[GLENSTFC]

its a piss take u dick

[scottmaskell2010]

this song is awsome 0.37

[TheTowzadog]

this is mad  so funny

[bexsterbob]

it is the tennis playerr wirdoo x

[JeffHardyFan582]

moyles is a legend !!

[gazzametre]

2 40 you can see the flabby bitches belly button.

[pcgaming45]

RyanA2607

you dont say....

i noticed that a short while after.

[PukkaPieKid]

its not a burger its a chicken sandwich

[mrsmarkowentobe]

chicken burger :) actually, mcdonalds call it a chicken sandwich, but its not.

[lXxTalenTzxXl]

lol 0:58

[pcgaming45]

2:39 wtfs comin out of her skirt :S

[RyanA2607]

@pcgaming45

Her stomache...

[m4st3rs0cc3r]

ITS HER FUCKING BELLY GROSSS

[JaydeLovesYouMeAtSix]

No fucking affence but why are you even judging him when you don't even know him ffs? It's like you're just going to go round and look at every person you can and just decide if you hate them or like them when you don't even know the people. If it was you and somebody judged you without even ever talking to you, how would you feel? Think about it, don't just judge somebody you haven't even ever spoke too. That's just being a ignorant idiot.

[FTSKjustgotbetter]

I think that someones jealous that he's famous and your not.

[dergangedchipmunk]

why does everyone put it down to being jelous, why would i want to be constantly bugged by everyone? going HI OMG ITS CHRIS MOYLES OMFG HI.............would get very boring, i said hes a big fat fuck so why does he get to take the piss out of fat people

[FTSKjustgotbetter]

Why, are you fat?

[dergangedchipmunk]

nope, have some fat friends though

[TheColaCan]

You must really feel there pain.

mainly heart pain.

[fucksakeletmejoin]

freedom of speech? and the fact hes a dj, u need to lern to take a joke dude, if he can sing a song like this knowing hes not thin then let him sing it hes a hipacrit big wo, if u find that people should only be able to make jokes of topics u dont find offensive u need o get over yourself

[78966897]

3:15 is rank its rough but awsome sone

[mikeymoo9]

nice one chris. lol. anyone who hates this is a stupid mofo.

[joshieboy15]

This is the worst and least funny thing I have ever heard. Chris Moyles is a fat, talentless, arrogant prick.

[wardyleedslad93]

Sorry to piss on your bonfire, but I think you'll find he's one of the most popular broadcasters in the country.

[joshieboy15]

And your point is? Adolf Hitler was one of the most popular fascists in the world, does that make it a good thing? Chris Moyles is a fucking joke.

[wardyleedslad93]

He's a fucking DJ, how can you compare him to Hitler you fucking sicko!!

[joshieboy15]

I'm not at all 'comparing' him to Hitler, you idiot. I was comparing your comment to mine. I didn't say Chris was anything like Adolf, all I was saying is that just because he is the most well known of something (in this case it's DJ) that does not in any case make him the 'best'. He's also an obnoxious, loud, annoying waste of space who seems to be desperate for any limelight he can get. That's just my opinion.

[wardyleedslad93]

Yeah, it's your opinion, but the fact is he gets something like 7 million listeners every morning, so as far as I, and most of the people who watch this video are concerned, he fully deserves all the limelight he gets. It's not simply because he is well known, he is also well liked throughout the country, and the figures show he is one of the top DJs around.

[RETRlBUTION]

@wardyleedslad93 Chris Moyles is a first class CUNT!

[StolenMonkey]

@RETRlBUTION jealous much ?

[RETRlBUTION]

@StolenMonkey: of what some fat radio presenter with a foul mouth? he's a 1st class plonker, always was, when you have the same knowledge as I do of this individual then and only then can you comment.. he is a fat cunt, he was a twat in school, he can't hold a real job down so he ended up in the media... like all fat twats of his calibre do...

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION Why are you seemingly unemployed then?

[RETRlBUTION]

@cuntymash cheeky cunt, i work so people like you don't have to show some respect!

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION You're right. Thank you for cleaning out the wheelie bins. You do a great job. There's a can o tennants super on my porch with your name on it.

[RETRlBUTION]

@cuntymash cheeky cunt... we know whats green and gets you pissed - A GIRO dole scrounging twat..

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION I have a full time job you idiot. And as far as i am aware, GIRO doesn't exist anymore... instead of fantasizing about your alleged role in society maybe you should get out there more and live a bit.. after all... you aren't exactly a spring chicken anymore are ya? Probably never were...

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION By the way... The Elite Δ33 isn't real. Its a part of your imagination. You created it because you really don't have anything else in your life. Now stop chastising people for their "comprehensive" background you sad prick. You have some serious underlying issues. Get well soon.

[RETRlBUTION]

@cuntymash you have no idea who or what The Elite Δ33 are, fuckwit... you're just some gutter press reading snipe, you know it I know it and now the rest of YouTube now know it... now fuck off back your soaps, beer and fags and other lower class pastimes... you've had your 15 minutes of fame... its over... so are you.

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION You read too much Dan Brown. And by gutter press, i gather you mean works of non-fiction? Do you exist in a Dan Brown film directed by Ken Loach? And its YOU who has a poor quality of life - not that i'm judging you for that- It cant be much fun working the bins in Leeds. Stop fooling yourself. You aren't anybody and never have/will be. The Elite Δ33 Is you! Ask David Icke's website that you write on you paranoid lunatic.

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION Stupid bigoted cunt. 

[RETRlBUTION]

@cuntymash off topic out of context... go get an education fuckwit...

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION I have an education. Am smarter than you and i am not as insecure as you as to feel the need to have a Maths test by MENSA to prove anything to the world outside of a catholic school that you went to years ago. And the only thing off topic and out of context is your obsolete, fetid mind, and your pathetic hierarchical vision of the world. Stop answering back you wretched turd. You are a fantasist at best and a loser at worst. I almost pity you. Almost.

[craigmcgougan]

@RETRlBUTION you are the fuckwit your not clever and not funny you are a troll and everybody knows it your not fooling anybody and if you are part of an elite you wouldn't be saying it all over youtube you need to feel important

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION Maybe you and Chris Moyles should get together and create a cunt tsunami amidst the oceans of shit in which you stagnate... oh and I thought you berated ME for calling YOU a cunt. At least i was right... Mummy and daddy must be so proud of their hard earned money being stuffed up your bum to protect you from the even bigger vermin in the dorms eh?

[RETRlBUTION]

@cuntymash... damn you're fucking funny... I'm 20 years your senior.. now fuck off back you mams tit... cunt...

[cuntymash]

@RETRlBUTION Wow. 51 eh? its all over for you eh pal? where did it go wrong? Why can't you be more successful like that other piss head northener Chris Moyles?

[alexthom444]

chris moyles needs to get a fucking life

[TheRealBarnez]

oh come on, nobody hates on Weird Al

Eat it...

right, this is funny lol and anyway he gets payed, id do it too XD

[Lewisakid]

guuhhh, a diet? arr crap

[joshboy56]

2:50

[ShiveringBiscuit]

small fat dwarf in green

[TheEvan232]

that is fucking gay

[lolhacks1]

epic win

[shaunbarber1992]

wow those fat kids in the big M what fat little asses they need to go KFC thats where the good stuff is

[MegaAllblacks]

you no your prioritys haha KFC FTW

[Americabz]

That man at the start is expecting a hundred babies in one hahahah

[ferretsrus]

This, of course, if hilarious.

"For Fries I become a goat herder"

"gerdy, gerdy, gerdy"

"lol"

[loz800000]

on 3:32 it looks like its not her legs

[BamMargeraLover07]

Genius.

[chr15b]

Go on a diet then!

[highschoomusicalfan]

2.28 is really u can tell its real

[Crabby2524]

why the hell did he take the mick outta biggins? biggins is awesome!

[cbvgg]

*sigh* Chris is chubby aswell. He knows it. He's aloud to do that.

[tenbob12]

i dont think 2:28 is real u can sort of see the fat suit but it could be :| x

[Samantha2759]

yh i get u, but the face..? the face is fat :D or can u get a fatty face suit? :P

[BoyceKoi]

Savage

[bryn92]

at 3:15 you can see her stomach dangling between her legs O.O

[ZeOzzyProdigy]

It's a guy wearing a muu muu

[gregpatillo]

@bryn92 you know its summer when the girls start showing their bellybuttons!

[MusicWithSam]

ROFL!!

[Jawjimo]

lolx very funny i would h8 2 look like tht

[skakky]

is 2.28 real tho?

[thebionicguy]

3:10 Fat Bastard!

[Paterson212]

2:38 sexy bitch

[coolmwa]

ok 2:05 2:20 2:24 and 2:39 not nice sights u might want to get ready 2 gag

[xodanny549]

lmao

[NoStringsAttachedPrd]

I like the way MacDonald's features quite prominantly!

[Realtimelord1]

Yeah. Lol.

[lildjdarcy]

2:28 lol 2 fat american kids

[droddez]

they look like them michelin man with there armss ;)

[kelzbonnymanz]

@lildjdarcy lmaaaaaaaaaaaao!

[XxLooneyGurlxX]

@lildjdarcy lol he looks like the michelin man XD

[GizmoGuurl]

is 2.38 REAL?!?!?!

[penguinlover1310]

lol all stop at 2.40

[h0b0p13isbannedwtf]

if you seen the fat kid in mcdonalds near the end when i was in france i went to mcdonalds and im SURE he was there! wat sad person took a photo over him and now its all over internet. :/ thats just wrong

[IamBreadfish]

that fat kid is a role model for society.

[KrackPot09]

is the 1st one real? holy £$!&

[MeetMyMonster]

this song is genious :) but eurghh the video made me feel sick, eurgh the fatt kid, how could anyone let that happen, im osrry i juts eurghh makes me sick

[GrimReaper190]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[franandhannahshow]

Lol he cant hit the long note near the end! Ha the woman sitting on the bench her stomach sinks down to her feet :o

[SpazAttack71]

how can you be sure thats her stomach..? lolololol.

[Torres2509]

lol the fat kid in maccys

[crazyjarvis]

Lol, i missed out step 2 i plainly thought it was true

[ItsAFlyingPig]

Lol like it!

[xodearbhailox]

love the song and those people made me look skinny thats some feat

[roysboys]

u ewnit ft anyway after the climb of the mountain

[007hard]

o m g!!! Those people made Chris look skinny!! Shocker!! Never seen a belly hang lower than a dress/ skirt before!!! I predict a short life!!

[monkeyjamvideos]

punny song +funny picslolololololol

[DJwizzah]

A song about my sis:

LETS RUN FROM THE RIOT, CUS SOPHIE NEEDS A DIET

XD

[girlsittingonabus]

lol i laughed every time he did that high note!

[xxxbelindamayxxx]

Me too! So funny, how he squeaked every time XD

[oClickhereo]

he did it on purpose dummy

[xxxbelindamayxxx]

I know, that's why I find it funny.

[sarahsitsonmybaby]

yay chris moyyyles

[Superhappyperson4445]

chris moyles roks

[MOARRAWR]

I love Chris Moyles

[Loz9595]

I'M IN LOVE WITH CHRIS MOYLES!!! <3