Bulletstorm's Funniest Quotes Montage (Machinima)

[HALOFREAK9715]

omfg i laughed so fucking hard at the end.

[PizzzaGuy10]

R.I.P. Waggleton P. Tallylicker..

[codyscherr42]

Ponerin them bodies?

[bloodz2786]

Omg I laughing so hard I cried lol

[Oldenheimer1913]

This dialog matches my sense of humor perfectly.

[bomber1035]

Tallylicker :3

so fucking funny

[animeboy247]

R.I.P Waggleton P. Tallywacker...

[stromper80]

colud you  come here

[robioz]

7:14

best.quote.ever

[godzillakiller1]

i hope my girlfriend doesn't kill my dick : )

[BMoreTyga]

@godzillakiller1 she cant kill something that you dont have little girl ;)

[godzillakiller1]

@BMoreTyga LoL

[ruassmarkt]

as long as you do it quiet

*BAM*

[bibblles]

you missed a few from the beginning...

"don't forget to pickup a power core"

"naw boss, i'm just a waterhead I forgot what i done marched out here for."

"now pull up yer skirt and strap that dildo on!"

[chrisl121212]

Always wanted to fuck you, and now you came to fuck me! XD HAHAHAHHA

[TheBobimkd123]

Hey what the DICK!!!!

[mrChe5ter1]

best one at 2.52 :D

[JackAndSamVideos]

Damsel In Distress: I Gonna Kill You'r Dicks!

Grey: What?!?!, What Does That Even Mean Your Gonna Kill Out Dicks??

Well I Kill Your's!

[bloodshotter1]

Grey: Hey, they're not interested in us.

"A bunch of Burnouts running in a big empty room.Wonder why?!?"

Sorrano: Hahaha, Gray's dear mother must be nearby handing out mouthjobs.

[ODinZu]

What a great game. Adds comedy to an awesome FPS.

[anieddo95]

34 people got their dicks killed:D

[cj1the1dj]

Mofo fone

[cj1the1dj]

Well yeah.... I'll kill your Dick..... Holy shot hitch got a penis

[Billyjackthemack]

the banter in this game was awesome

[PWhiteproductions]

@1cod5glitcher That's my favorite quote XD The first time I played Bulletstorm I was laughing my ASS off when she said that.

[MrMADEINBORNEO]

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

[ArobeeTV]

"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him. He will be remembered."

[shadypyro415]

u forgot the thats what she said one in the plant level

[tobuscusisepic]

I spent about a minut trying to figure out what it said at 4:32... It said "Epic shit right thurr", and about 30 sec. typing this coment. Totaly worth it.

[JuliusRage]

ITS A MURDER PARTY STARING MEEEEEEEEEE!

[envyVIPER]

general ffffffffffffuckhead

[TheAustenAusten]

well hold ur dick for 1 minute u fungal rimjob lol

[maggotsport]

AWESOME GAME!

[TheGoodDevil7]

I love how immature this game is!

[PazouwhProductions]

I like how the guys towards the end are like thelambent from gears

[ChaosSolider1]

TANK DEMPSEY!

[CoolioCoolCoolCool]

I still love it how when your in an elevator and you pound your fist on the floor selection screen and it goes to the right floor.

[Joaobostaify]

4:32 Epic Shit right thurr!

[70541nightslashes]

Shit controls on xbox great on pc.. I hope they still make the second game.

[chewindafat019]

i think im gunna change my fb name to waggleton P tallylicker...

[TheMetalMilitia144]

His name was wagalton t tallywaker and i never got a chance to tell him he will be rememberd. I couldnt breath after that and what was said in the elevator.

[LucasI3434]

*Quotes video*

[Onslaught808]

"well now, hold your dick for one second, you fungal rim job~!" LMFAO!!!

[JoshuaPlayer23]

4:32 Epic Shit Right Thurr

[MGmexican]

Steven jay blum is a badass

[Zombieman5225]

Gosh, every time the rise of nightmares ad pops up on my screen it scares the crap out of me!!

[TheKnuckles777]

1:23 ha hail to the king baby

[anagron63]

34 people got their dicks killed...and they didn't get it.

[IHOPTHIS]

100 people need get ass pads

[RandomShinigami7]

34 people cannot speak train.

[TheHat3z]

Well now , HOLD YOUR DICK FOR ONE SECOND YOU RIGJOB

[HEADSH0Tforthewin]

Might as well just put the whole game in this video.

[ObliviuxProductions]

I can't believe they didn't include "suck the tears off of my dick you dumb shits!" When the general came out of the escape pod

[iPyro08]

this game is both awesome and hilarious xD

[fyreman666]

am i the only one who thinks "murder boner? DONT KILL MY DICK!!!!"

[megastagbeetle]

Lol rainbows and puppies and lucky fuckin clovers spew from your ass XD

[fyreman666]

34 people smell like sunbaked asshole

[spencegame]

the dialogue in this game is so retarded lol

[thebossplayer16ify]

34 people are dick killer

[TheHal9k]

"Trishka? Deus ex machina! What are you doing here?" was probably my favorite line

[shniba44]

cock-fucker-rimjob-piece-of-sh­it! were back where we started!

ishi: the room was not on fire last time!

oh and wheres the quote where triska says the shit ive seen would turn your asshole purple?

[dblandgore]

lol chain reaction 3:06

[TheSerpant1483]

General Sarrono has the funniest quotes.

[Doominatorx6]

Dickstorm

[DragonicMeeper]

What about Butterdick Jones and his heavy asshole machine?

[killerkrosser]

1,014 people like dick ;)

[nickONtheNET332]

its funny at 5:51 because the activation code was "dumbtit"

[PedroHenrique270597]

That's sweeter than teenage poontang

[WaterClanRP]

That's a coincidence, that's the name of Ishi's cologne

xD oh, Gray

[JuanBautista12]

aw thats the name of ishi's cologne

[slyer234]

"WHAT THE DICK!!!"

[dukedase7]

Whoever made that ending is stupid... they put Illuminati Symbolism on God's head... what kind of SHIT is that?

[gunraykilla]

Speaking of Dick Killing Parties

[orbinhide]

and i thought train was a common second language

[Untought]

4:30 "EPIC SHIT RIGHT THURR"

[TeamPhantombeast97]

Quit yer cryin' sushi-dick.

[MrSmurf67]

This is on my ipod.



[MusicOcto]

"Speaking of dick killing parties..."

[kokopelli7272]

THE FUCK YOU CALLIN' ME FOR, ASSMAGGOT?!

[themeanmachine14]

i do not speak train

[sharpmanexe]

You missed my favorite quote!

Grey:"What is the time on the bomb?"

Serano:"One that has been fucked in the face!!"

[sharpmanexe]

if you pause at the right time at 4:32 it says "EPIC SHIT RIGHT THURR"

[LucasI3434]

The writers of Bulletstorm are my. FUCKING. HEROES!

[MNico1992]

EPIC really should have filmed every second of the voice recording process for this game. Steve Blum mustve been cracking up constantly lol

[CompletelyUnedited]

epic shit right thur

[TheHammared]

I love the word juju. It's just so ... JUJU!!!

[nong333]

While not all that innovative compared to it's peers, I still say Bulletstorm is a great game because it's just so damn fun and listening to these guys talk is just icing on the cake

[melvinman11]

4:30 what standed there on the screen?

[kostastoupas]

@melvinman11 "EPIC SHIT RIGHT THUR"

[melvinman11]

@kostastoupas XD

[onefinalcloud]

3:01 ! He did do it quiet !! My sound was off :) ! Thats as quiet as it gets

[TheWetFeathers]

I love how the first joke had to be about a boner :)

No homo

[WikdGamer]

Awesome video! I liked the 3:05 part...very stealthy!

[soulman398]

Here comes butter-dick jones and his heavenly asshole machine!

[green123438]

32 people cower in the face of unopened sauce jars.

[monkeypoo3000]

EPIC SHIT RIGHT THURR lol

[spartannoah]

I love how it says: VERY MATURE

[phailbax]

Does he do the voice of Tank Dempsky in Zombies

[sorwis]

Hey Trishka! Another one of your boyfriends at the door!

[xXGoNcAzXx]

@FCslagg After you, you just mentioned the who-shall-not-be-named.

HIDE!

[TheFreelanceGamers]

shit fuck bitch dick fuck! We dont have time for such chivalry!!!

[NemesisMarine01]

Well now hold your dick for a second u fungal rimjob :)

[True2TheBlueYoViGang]

i wonder what these scenes sound like with the cussing filter on(in options) ? lol probably not as epic or does it bleep it? xD

[nettoa7x]

epic shit right thurr

[queencolondarkwing]

"i've always wanted to fuck you and now you've come to fuck me"

Me: o.o

[P3r0x]

"what the dick" lol

[Venoml0rdz]

ill kill your dick!!!

[THEPRINCE310]

31 people got their dicks killed

[ONlSan]

I can't believe you left out the UR A DUMB TITS passcode for the DNA bomb. Thanks for putting all the footage together though :D

[MasterJokoth]

wat was the very end about?

[skullking1123]

man this game takes rated M and jerks it of till it cums blood

[WenKai2]

Hey,did you call me wimpy? I'm 11,and WTF did you call me?!

[posthumanfetus]

Love this game.

[hawk222]

I didn't know Wolverine was in this game.

[srslyimnotaspy101]

@hawk222 donchya mean Dempsey?.....+wolverine

[Deadspartan95]

8:01 shut the FU(bleep) the (bleep) (bleep) LOL

[sellerso2010]

"Guess i know how the gal got that limp". Priceless.

[ConArtistaqw]

Best skillshot: EJECUALTION X7!!

[michki22]

7:48 she passed you like 400 km/h

[beautifuliar63]

"speaking of dick killing parties" lol

[loool183]

"How 'bout I kill your dick!?"

[OnePiece4ev3r]

EPIC SHIT RIGHT THURR,am i the only one who saw it ?

[Crystal0mask]

Epic quotes are epic



[Gamerpro333]

I almost died laughing at this!! Best quotes ever!

[angrysmerf]

forgot the "suck the tears of my dick you mud fuckers" XD

[angrysmerf]

hold your dick for one second you fungle rim job

[deveousdevil]

i can only imagine how hard the writers were cracking up when writing this!

[Tamedstylez]

I will kill your dick's!

What does that even mean!!!

Maybe I'll chop your DICK OFF!

[TheHat3z]

hold your dick for one second you fungal rimjob

[SparklySunset]

WHAT THE DICK! THAT IS ONE BIG BITCH LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHHA omfg and why sushi dick? wtf ILL KILL YOUR DICK

[norwintrumpeter2013]

You should've put the code U-R-A-D-U-M-B-T-I-T when he activates the bomb lol

[Ryder62hun]

1:44 LOOOL :D

[X8BNsandX]

your gonna kill my dick  how about i kill your dick huh lol

[manhetta]

I've broken at: "hey Trishka! Another one of your boyfriends at the door".

[Boom2ickle]

TASTE THE SALTY TAINT OF DOOM MOTHER FUCKERS

[Kingandhorse]

"as long as you do it quiet" sure *demolishes a building* Oops..

[SpYd3rBoY]

ROFL at pussyzilla! =]

[1133446677]

7:11.. haha

[1133446677]

"I do NOT speak train" XD

[Splunchy]

1:45 LOL.

[ronangameguy13]

Where's the Ishi song

[Baxten123]

How could u miss my favorite line " Here comes captain butterdick and his heavenly asshole machine!"

[noval97]

LOL @ "Big tittied blowjob models with yellow fever."

[matman000000]

30 people are called Waggleton P. Tallylicker.

[cortez597]

@matman000000 DONT DIS Waggleton P. Tallylicker! RIP

[Rex0142king]

@matman000000 That is the epic name of the best AlienT-rexcyborg EVER!!!!!! DON'T YOU DEAR TO MAKE FUN OF IT!!!

[thevashfan12392]

@Rex0142king  heres a better one WAGGLETON P. TALLYLICKER

[xXxbagOfun93xXx]

@matman000000 3 more have no dicks to scare off.

[MrSilencer11]

@matman000000 and never got their father to tell them

[KidPunkStar101]

ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING GAMES OF ALL FUCKING FUCK TIME !!!! 

[Avatarass]

mmmm.... teenage poontank....

[applepiewithtoast]

I'm gonna kill your dick!

[ObliviousMemories]

Waggleton P. Tallylicker .... SNIF ...

[SilentSlayer726]

"Rainbows, puppies, lucky clovers spew from your ass!"

[nerezza23]

forgot "Say hello Butterdick Jones and his heavenly Asshole machine"

[adventgaby]

7:43 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOLL

[alemimi3]

"As long as you do it quiet." BOM BOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

LOL

[Leylaashley]

I must make God Poop now

[dukdafukdown1]

best part 1:50 - 1:60

[storm6050]

Sarrano has the best dialoges !!!

[Popkov123]

heh assmagot

[sammyvhalo]

you forgot to include when gray first gets the leash just dnt get it immediately just wait then u will hear the other guy say "WHAT YOU WAITING FOR PULL DOWN YOUR SKIRT AND STRAP THAT DILDO ON!!!" when i heard that shit i was literally on the floor laughing!!!

[Ronnie7X]

@sammyvhalo he also forgot the song that Gray sings when using Waggleton P. TallyLicker before he dies

[sammyvhalo]

@Ronnie7X damn i forgot about that, that part is funny as hell too

[ninjaeris131]

the only reason i watched this was because of this guy cliff on xplay and now i really am thankful i watched! this is some seriously funny shit!!!!!

[NinjaPoptartX]

Any one notice "EPIC SHIT RIGHT THURR!" at 4:31?

[TheSpencerSchaedig]

@NinjaPoptartX THANK YOU <3



[TheSpencerSchaedig]

@NinjaPoptartX THANK YOU <3!!!!!!!!

[NinjaPoptartX]

@TheSpencerSchaedig No Problem haha :D <3

[xxbobx1]

3:00 to 3:27 lol

3:28 to 3:36 lol also

[theLordCastellan]

30 people's dicks were killed