Peanut's best

[danieluzumaki14]

penut was in the same diet josh peck and pikachu took

[candkatie11]

Peanut and achmed are the best!!!!!!!!!! THUMBS IF U AGREE!!!!!!

[lilg23ify]

That is funny

[missyyx6783]

peanut definitely dieted.

[Crazybaboom10]

PEANUT LOOKS SO FAT!!! XD

[PaxerTheBeatboxer]

Peanut is not only a puppet. He is another person.

[6Kids12Wings]

@PaxerTheBeatboxer thank you! so i'm not the only one who thought this ^^

[Bocaj130198]

thumbs up if the part on 0:26 has happened to you

[21156782ihateu]

No agter I saw her tatas i had a nice smile! Gotta love PEANUT!!!!!

[wanttink]

haha lol!

[Devman60006]

are you a ventriloquist? why yes i am. lol

[kellycupcakekiller]

"She had huge-" "eyes!" "Eyes? you were looking at her eyes?" "Yes?" "I was looking at her-" "be sensitive!" "Tata's" XD

[SoulfulEmo]

@peanutwith1shoo dear god, did anyone teach you proper spelling -.-

[zZTrickShotZz]

@SoulfulEmo DAMN!! i knew i forgot something! lol (god joke)

[TheLolwutProductions]

can anyone find the 3rd and 5th skits in one video? i've tried to find it after it got took down.

[SuperRapper117]

y dont u say she had a nice smile?

no cause after i saw her tatas i had a nice smile.(cue creeper stare)

lololololol lmfao 100000000000000 times

[brickmaster7251]

P- you don't have a date

J- why?

P- because for a living you play with dolls!

XD XD XD funniest part!!!!

[MeBeAmberS]

I love 0:54!! what's the name of that show?

[dratigeolf18]

for a living, you play with dolls XD

[whostolemydamnhotdog]

ha.. I love Peanut. Well.. Jeff too.

[Peanutwith1shoo]

@whostolemydamnhotdog .... Jeff is alwayz on my bak about sumthing. We got into an argument on who can be a better show. He sed he wunts to do sumthing diffrent and he got pissed off when I assed, "U're gunna be funny?" I still hav more lady fanz than he duz.

[ThomazN2310]

"After i saw hers tattars, i have have a nice smile" :D

[commando414]

0:46 peanut's fat!!!

[iluvtasha111]

I KNOW!!!!! that's so weird

[godzilloid]

Everyone should check out Kevin Johnson, if you think Dunham is good. Johnson can blow Dunham away!!

[bull023]

@godzilloid Johnson has nothing on Dunham

[puppylove1858]

peanut was FAT!!!!

[ShadowTheSaiyanGirl]

"You have no date!" "because-" "Because for a living, you play with dolls~!" <--- 3rd BEST PART

[ShadowTheSaiyanGirl]

"I learned something today in central park." "What's that?" "If you punch a mime in the tomach he will make a noise..."

XD Peanut is SOOO funny! Thumbs up if you agree! :D

[modelskitt]

''I was talking about her''

''hey hey, be sensitive here....''

''tatas''

[StephanieNichole143]

wow peanut was a fatty:)

[freaksuspect]

hey can anyone tell me the name of the act of the dentist part please، i looked for it and couldnt find anythen :(

[glaikit123]

Course it's no problem for him- So, you're a ventriloquist for a living? WHY YES I AM!! ROFL

[DolphinWantsPeace]

"After I saw she's thathas I had a great smile O_O"

It's killing me...

[maplepop]

peanut was fatttttt back then XDXD XDXD

[MackenzieStreeter094]

XD always the best 1:25 of my life!! XD Jeff Dunham is the absolute BEST!!!! even when is stuff by him i have already seen over and over again i still laugh!!!!! XD

[ngereteina]

Her tatas after seeing her tatas I had a nice smile :) :/

[f3d0r4l4d]

LMAO and If you stick your tongue in it it goes chhhckchckchckchchk.Ya know they lay you on the chair,put ALL that stuff in your mouth and then what do they do?They ask ya QUESTIONS!So what do you do for a living?Arugh arugh aragh.Do you enjoy your work?Araaaagh.Sure that happens to me bu to HIM*nods head to jeff*For him he has NO PROBLEM!So for a living your a ventriloquest?WHY YES I AM!LMFAO I choked on my drink.XD.Gotta love peanut

[masteryoga4]

Doesn't bill cosbey say the same joke about the dentist of how they ask you questions????

[MackenzieStreeter094]

Peanut: "I learned something in Central Park earlier today."

Jeff: "What's That?"

Peanut: "If you punch a mime in the stomach, he'll make a noise!"

XD

[MaerinB]

man Peanut has loft alot of weight ... good for him :) lol

[MackenzieStreeter094]

XD XD

"...BODACIOUS TATAS!"

..."no after i saw her tatas i had a nice smile!"

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD OUTTA THIS ENTIRE VID THOSE TWO LINES WERE MY FAVE!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[maddog5236]

nice vid... but was it recorded with a rock?

[streetballer1090]

I like this video but I still think elvisflorian is funnier

[InvaderFoxy]

haha! i luv it!

[SuperDaan64]

0:48 peanut is kinda fat! :P

[MirragedCA]

"Don't put ur tongue in that thing though cuz u go *Guh*"

XD

[Sweetymoon1]

Peanut SURE was fat o:

...

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA xd.

[mitchtheman13]

peanut used to be pretty chubby. haha.

[Peanutwith1shoo]

Yoo were looking at her eyes? Duhhhhh.

[Jaidennx]

Bodatious ta-ta's xD

After I saw her bodatious ta-ta's I had a nice smile! xDD God I love Peanut!

[MackenzieStreeter094]

@Jaidennx he doesnt say bodacious when he said the next line :/

[fablefreak66]

wow penut lost some wait

lololololololololol!!!!!

[sophietrevallion]

Cracking!

[ILOVERANDOMNESS12345]

Omg tah tahs!!!!!

[GamemasterQ109]

anyone got a link to the video of where peanut does the denist and the tah tahs joke?

[zabrinacomedy]

i love peanut!

[knifedude3]

wats the 1 with the denist and the punchimg mime

[Peterhobo1]

Holy. Shit. Jeff Dunham your the funniest guy ever. My favorite comedian.

[tntboom420]

lol he is probaly a teenager there

[TheMalfoyBoy]

My favorite joke is when he goes, "So for a living your a ventriliquist?" "Why, yes I am!" Rotflmfao

[mangagrl90]

the evolution of peanut

[OneWhoJumpsFence]

THATS NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!

[BLAH2203]

@OneWhoJumpsFence Thats not who?

[GamemasterQ109]

anybody got a link for when peanuts doing the tah tah joke and when he does the dentist thing?

[airportshell4]

Hilarious!!!

[airportshell4]

So funny!!! I love peanut!

[GIRLY44EMO]

i love how jeff makes peanut come alive.

[Ruster97]

Woah, Peanut Used To Be Fat! lol

[crazycowgirl]

i love Jeff!!! he is coming to my local county fair in July and i just got tickets to see him!!

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

oh natious tatas

[angelkab]

looks like peanut lost weight

[MsRuiz1001]

After I saw her tatas I had a nice smile :) lol haha lmfao

[gothicoth]

i was talking about her, hey hey be sensitive, i was talking about her TATA's.

lol so funny i pead my pants

[MrGhostlyTaco]

Ta Taz

[13darkANGELgurl]

u have no date

why?

becase 4 a living u play with doooooollllllz!

o shit that was funny

[ZoeandKrystal]

"i was talking bout her..heyhey be sensitive here...here TATAs

[tashdama]

why peanut is wearing one shoe?

[Skyi44]

@tashdama that was in one performence too :D ... he asked peanut if he lost a shoe and he saied that no he found one XDDD

[tashdama]

@Skyi44 LOL peanut is so hilarious, I think he is my best character, although all his characters are unique

[Broezzz]

@tashdama that was a joke in one of his first show:

j: "peanut u know u lost a shoe?"

p: "no man I found one"

[CHINOBOY1993]

funny a hell

[LiviBearz]

TATAS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[XococoaoX]

Haha Tatas lol i cracked up when i hear that

[Monicaplay123]

"I was talking about her.."

"Hey, we'll be sensitive here!"

"Tatas!"

Cracks me up e-ve-ry-time! xD

[peteygrl]

1:00-1:19 LOL

[Skyi44]

no ... after i saw her tatas i had a nice smile! :DDD maaaaaan that some funny shit!!! get a load of that shit XDD

[buccbacker77]

lmao @ chubby peanut

[WolfPaw19]

wow. Peanut slimmed down!!!

[cole003f]

you were lookin at her eye's DUUHH funniest line ever

especially with the way he says it

[raran44]

Hilarious. Peanut is Jeff's signature puppet, no debates.

[buster898]

She had hugh eyes ...eyes  DAAH

[EuRoBoYMaKo]

lmaoo tatas

[MrZebub]

"You were lookin' at her eyes,DUH!!!"Greatest lol ever.

[Noaige]

omg peanut was fat! he deff improved! "WHY YES I AM!" xDD

[xBxOxTxDxFx]

the second one he looks so damn young!

xD

i love him and peanut so much ^-^

[bballplaya1247]

peanut looks like a ape man and jeff looks like elvis in a bad way lol

[ChannelAG1]

bodacious ta tas lol

[iawcutie3142]

bodacious ta ta's!!! :DD

lmao! too funny! XD

[ranko1996]

at 0:09 it was so cute

[zack76247]

ta tas!!!

[TheBringerofchaos]

heheh.. if you say so funny is funny no matter how you look at it.. and jeff isnt merely funny .. he's a comedy genius ;D

[StrawbarieGashes]

I love the part about the dentist :)

[Beno2212]

lol me to

[0annesparrow0]

omg! i never noticed peanut lost wieght! lol! ^^ i wonder what diet they put puppets on O.O

[Psychoguy99]

@0annesparrow0 either the stuffingless or termitemore diets

[chaserd12]

@0annesparrow0 i never know he was fat

[DBcoop04]

so yer a ventrilaquist? =O why yes i am

[doeboyfresssh18]

its funny how peanut changes sizes over time. lol

[TaffytheOtter]

this is cool but u need when Peanut loses his hair! lolz

[jojorocks0099]

nice tata's lol

[DLZievinger]

Why dont you say she has a nice smile?

No, After i saw her tatas i have a nice smile.

[ToxicAlley]

Oh I really needed to know that but he looks better pink then purple

[JiroVazquez]

HAHA Her tatas XD

[xolaurenxopink]

I love this!

"....If u punch a mime in the stomach, it makes a noise"

notice how as peanut gets older he gets skinnier...

[musicl0ver722]

I've heard that Jeff often remakes his puppets.

Jose Jalepeno has been re-made about three or four times. That's probably why Peanut becomes thinner.

[ronaldrabbit28]

P.O.C.~ Puppet on crack.

[boomerncheeze]

tah-tahs!!!

[track818]

No, after I saw her tahtahs I had a nice smile LMAO

[BabiiGee08]

her big -eyes- eyes.... Oo?

HER TAH TAHS :D

[avatarking425]

is it just me or is peanut fat?

[TheOnigirigal]

hey i think maybe jeff dunham has peanuts. one fat one thin maybe fat one he dont use lia0

[sheenamermaid]

for a livin u play with dolls LOL!!! XD

[bongioviboy123]

the thing i don't like about this is(either way i freakin love this guy and peanut i don't even care really but..) allot of his jokes were from the olden days like the newest one on David lettermen had the dentist ones...

[1andonlyTophBeiFong]

Peanut was kind of fat in the early years. too many banana's in his diet I guess.

[AmpedHippo]

OMG SO FAT

[sugarbabe37]

WHY YES I AM!

[MrBarsulic]

tatahs=)))))))))))))))))))))

[megabmncfan1]

peanut!!!im at the dentist and all the person askes me questions and i say why yes i am not whyit tess zi cam

[devestatinglooks]

i love peanut hes so  funny

[BatALash]

I love hoe he says "Because, for a living, you play with dolls". SO cute!

[AMYROCKS246]

OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!

[mixmakz]

lmao

"so what do you do for a living, do enjoy your work? ugh hah hehaaa. Sure it happens to me but no to him, "So your a ventriliquist?" "Why yes I am!" lmao

[revinevan87]

the clip with the dental checkup thing, where's the video of that whole thing on here? there's a part about a vomiting giraffe too in that routine.

[yaku3]

search for david letterman and jeff dunham

[revinevan87]

oops wrong url

[Lunafortuna4]

und die Stimme hat sich auch verändert- The voice has changed aswell

[Judes6647]

tata's.

[RLynnT]

peanut has been working out cuz he lost a lot of weight

lol

[mike519101]

y was peanut fat as hell?

[MadsNoble]

peanut looks weird

[Onuva42]

No! When I saw her tatas I had a nice smile! /win

[Miley564]

i love 13:00-16:00 you play with dolls!!! HAAHAHAHAHA

[evostomppoowee2893]

lol

[JTE96]

it's true, if you punch a mime in the stomach, he will make a noise... trust me, I've personally done it...

[szeloba]

:DD

on the day I went to see Jeff in London, I wanted to trip up a guy on the stilts... would be funny as hell if he hit the ground.......

[oOSkyAlexandriaOo]

Good Job On The Video. How Old Is Jeff? Kinda Cute.

[ShortyShurtleff13]

mid 40s maybe, hes one of the guys that got cuter with age. lol

hes cuter in spark of insanity than in argueing with myself

[oOSkyAlexandriaOo]

Haha! lol Ya, Probably. Im Sky By the Way :)

[DELRIO57549]

kinda hoeest to say...lol jp jp.

[Mikeytron6000]

what show is it when peanut says "cause for a living u play with dolls"?

[ShortyShurtleff13]

a reallllly old one...one of his first

[Mikeytron6000]

thanks

[SystemofaSmack]

bodacious ta-tas!

lmfao

[expdragonganaa]

cool

[Xaildin321]

You need the one when he tries to pronounce Santa Anna! XD

[IrishSweetHeart17]

i always thought it was "if you punch a lion in the stomach" wow ! lol

i get it now.

[mamottelolipop]

no cuz 4 a living u play with dolls <3 XD

[ciam94]

dodashus tatas

[xTxrEap3rxTx]

"No, after i saw her tatas i had a nice smile :)" :D!!!

[thebesttexmex]

if he liked those tatas then hell love hooters

[pokemonrulzx2]

lol...... if u punch a mime in the stomach he will make a niose

[szeloba]

Understand, thanks.

I'm wondering what else was on "Comedy Central Presents" with Peanut except that part about dental hygienist. I mean, I know that was a continuation of a previous/next part of dialog between Peanut and Jeff, but I'm wondering what more they're talking about, hehe. I think I must get this DVD ('Comedy Central Presents')

[szeloba]

is that 'Central Show' part with dental hygienist available on DVD? I've once read that there is a 'Comedy Central' DVD from, if I'm not mistaken, 2003, where Jeff gives a performance as well. is it from there? or if no, could anyone please tell me, where is it from?

[ShortyShurtleff13]

yes that is from Comdy Central Presents 2003. i have it on DVD but i have it with the "best of comedy central presents" which has jeff dunham, dane cook, lewis black, jim gaffigan, carlos mencia, demetri martin, brian regan, and mitch hedburg.

[szeloba]

Oh, great, thanks for answer! could you please also tell me, what sketches with Peanut and the rest are on this DVD? I suppose they're completely different than on "Spark..." or "Arguing...". I haven't heard that one with dental hygienist earlier.

[ShortyShurtleff13]

all the clips are from argueing, spark, and comedy central presents

[szeloba]

Understand, thanks.

I'm wondering what else was on "Comedy Central Presents" with Peanut except that part about dental hygienist. I mean, I know that was a continuation of a previous/next part of dialog between Peanut and Jeff, but I'm wondering what more they're talking about, hehe. I think I must get this DVD ('Comedy Central Presents')

[pokemonrulzx2]

lol .......

[Themupp]

"When I saw her Tatas I had a big smile" XD

[Cooliestgirl14]

be sensitive

ta ta's!