Biggest grasshopper ever

[smidjepeter]

Hey, its not an hopper, its a walker.<;o)

[jizmacdacusha]

I want my at-at mech now put some lasers on the fucken thing and send it off to irawq

[isportsaholik]

and the point of this isssss??????????????



[greyfever]

ill stick to atvs for now xD

[pulepitane]

i like the motion mechanism, it could be my answer to moving machinery through wetlands

[thev10snake1]

just put a big shell over it, and now u have a turtle, u already have the slow walk

[Cenoxodus7]

But will it Blend?

[thewelten]

can he jump? LOL

[Eyon26th]

its not creepy anymore.

[pewe357]

mario party!!!!!!!!!

[MrMadonplanes]

Imagine if you saw that crawling thou you garden.

[8NomNom]

Omg were did u find such a real,big cockroach??!!!!!!!

[bertuzzoshi]

ZOIDS!!!

[intheshitter]

wtf is looks like one of the robots that the power rangers calls.

[dudaperez1]

but the question is will it blend?

[Godrocks199]

that is crazy wierd

[wallaby9D8]

Thank god that thing isn't organic. It would have killed us all.(maybe)

[lesrhac03]

what a waste of money! If you just spent the money for poverty, people will appreciated it more than that giant grasshopper which is slow as a turtle.

[FLpolo]

leave the nifty, useless inventions to the japanese.

[sandcrawler200]

FAIL!!!!

[BenisALLupinURface]

Man this made me laugh so hard cuz it so friggin stupid!

[joseftran]

Take me your leader oh great one ! hahahah :) lol

[MetalOmgz]

lol i was bout to say the same thing hollywoodboi

[rsfreak6]

Biggest grassHOPPER FAIL

[YeeMafia]

it for future of STAR WAR!!!

[joscobo]

If you ever need to awkwardly get somewhere at a snails pace this is your ride. Oh yeah, that's got the wheel running for it's life.

[MultiIPwnage]

I know Bear Grills would eat it like a fat man eats cake.

[DarkHour404]

Damn I cant use my foot to kill them anymore....*gets RPG"

[angellicrequiem]

well, at least you have negated the needs for building a road....

[supermacs1]

its like someting out of aliens, the film!

[brainman911]

u owe me 25 seconds of my life

[BlackMesa1997]

that doesnt even relate to a grasshopper

[saniephotography]

thats a fast one

[TheKamikazeskater]

jump that bitch!

[dz2ax]

muito engraçadoo

[899Hi]

The biggest fake but the coolest machine

[theguybelowmefarted]

lmfaoo

[machiner6]

hey! Its the walking tractor!cool!

[roheenghousy]

wtf and lol

[Tykeeyo]

First: What the hell was the point in making such a thing?!

Second: The prime word in Grasshopper is HOPPER!!!! Did not see any of such...

[NCredneck223]

dude yall don't be douches that's cool as hell man.

and feed the hungry let them get a damn job or better yet shoot themselves then they won't be hungry anymore. and i know that was mean but shit it isn't like america can take care of the whole fucking world they shold take care of themselves just my opinion

[jaygeeization]

non purposes its a trash waste of time and money damn!

[tanyuelvis]

waste of money. Feed the hungry.

[SkyGuardian2007]

....WHY?

[hoyoung96]

its dam slow

[mysterymediacorp]

yeah,I wish it had wheels so I could cruis it down the street !

[flatcap11]

its for the forsestry peeps me thinks

[NCredneck223]

yeah it is man they have diff machines i've nvr seen this one but i know they have a few that walk around through the wood's and cut down trees peace man

[hakxdotxsnow]

i seriously have to agree with everyone here and demand answers!!

1.seriously wtf is it's purpose

2.did my tax dollars fund this contraption?

3.very kick ass!

[RyaVids]

it's cool...but what is its purpose?

[bragonchamp]

lol

[Poharex]

Was that Dr. Eggman in the cockpit?

[NCredneck223]

lmao

[darkrebel33]

i want to see that hop.

[HughMacLennan]

Wow that thing is pretty cool.

[BearTheGuitarist]

Cool Robot!

[redspade04]

looks more like a green ant

[aaapeli82]

invasion of aliens

rururururuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuun

[drahveson]

i hope my tax dollars didnt pay for that

[aziandna]

lol. cool. but what a waste of money and time. haha

[REDTEAM22003]

fake...not a real grasshopper, more like a grasswalker

[buddymac28]

Pretty cool!

[METALHANGOVER]

FAKE!  It's not a real grasshopper the abdomen is all wrong

[sulfice]

i can walk faster than that on slippers.

[eyek0nz0rz]

rofl

[JustShotsForMeh]

it isnt a real grasshopper morons... jk jk nice :D i need one for chrismas... NEED

[xoxDifference]

I want one for christmas!!

[cayrax1]

thats so fucking awsum!!!!!!!!!!!

[PWNERdude547]

my dad saw a grasshopper she size of a cat

[check34r]

umm...we discovered the wheel a long time ago

[MultiIPwnage]

@check34r

A wheel is shit in that terrain.

[fasihahmed]

@check34r Sometimes the terrain won't allow for wheels to work.

[stealthbeast]

@fasihahmed and then they invented tank treads

[fasihahmed]

@stealthbeast and so now they are trying to invent spider legs. Spiders are fast and agile.

[stealthbeast]

@fasihahmed I assure you, if propelled wheels could occur in nature, everything would have them over legs. Wheel-based locomotion is ABUNDANTLY more effective than gait in nature...

The only advantage to legs is the ridiculously fast pickup speed (which is a moot point when it has half top speed, double energy consumption, and a million times the complexity)

[zasabiibasaz]

@check34r The wheel doesnt do very well in mud

[aerostockians]

good

[hollywoodboi954]

but can it hop!....i sincerely guess not!! biggest waste of time and money

[captiansaveahoe77]

y would u build someting stupid like that

[liangzhai00]

it make me laugh like fucking mad =.=

[megabrandcerial123]

that thing is slow as shit

[brand1stylistic]

its not a grass hopper if it cant hop grass LMAO XD

[qwertyuiopz123]

lol slow fat bitch

its zoids

[brand1stylistic]

METAL GEAR!!

[haloboy217]

what are metal gears suppose to be?

[brand1stylistic]

im referring to metal gear solid lol

[lamonster25]

funny

[AbdalaElSusi]

Can a leopard gecko eat that?

[sniffindrawz]

I have never seen anything like this before

[xmb40]

I WANT TO RIDE IT!

[SEF6519]

if it can jump..... ....I WANNA RIDE IN IT!! =D

[SteveCarras]

You're right, "superpratrickbros", all real grasshoppers have glass cockpits folr ants to drive. You know. Like in the Aesop fable.

Steve Carras

-the ghost who is loved most

[superpatrickbros]

ha ha! i couldn't tell it was a machine!

[troubledseed]

dont call it a grasshopper if it crawls at a speed of 4km hr... was really hoping to see it hop to

[Briansminster]

wow

[pleaseno58901]

that thing is so awesome u just need to make it go faster

[joshman458]

and jump :)

[darkmasterofssbb]

that is what is was thinking

*jumps*

well look at that

*falls and smashes in to one peice*

WH... wait i minute it cant smash it to one peice

*i dont ask me im not the one typing*

good point y was i typing agian

oh yer man that was a cool robot i want a ride in it would be cool going to school in that

(if it were faster)

NICE VID

[Daddy9670]

azzz good name.the girls must dig it

[belze3000]

what is the use of that fkin shit LOL

[weakfluff1]

lol so useless

[5270446]

hahahah!

[DuhDaDuh2]

It's silent, Like a grass hoppa

[partayman111]

().()

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WANT one!!!!!!

[soulduz]

holy crap that would need a whole army of exterminators to kill.

[hydemix101]

lol... ZOIDS...

[leb869]

wasnt what i expected but still nice :D

[LeviKirby]

0.0

Sweet...

I WANT ONE!!!X3

[drybones234]

if it hopped the geico gecko would be like: By By crule world! BOOM!!!!! lol

[iritateddude1]

lol epic nature powers

[TheNeWGuidoWrsblk]

didn't even hop... pshht wack!

[cailforniawoodpusher]

It is used to remove trees. when the ground is to soft for tractors or when enviromental restrictions require it.

[edulas2006]

HEM...

[thanatos8618]

what does it eat? trees? =)

[dustinwrye]

One question. Why? LoL

[tedwik]

Because you can, plain human curiosity.

[dustinwrye]

LoL Yep, pretty much. I give the guy props on his engineering skills.

[InfernoTv]

but i bet it cant hop

[oO0nap0Oo]

i wonder if that thing can actually jump like a grasshopper...

[ketchup003]

omg loawl XD

[jboard2]

Just put a cannon and a cuople of MPg.2 Guns and its a pretty nice getaway car, may take 1hr to get across the street but its worth it if you stock up on ammo and just blow the fuck outa the cops

[JOOMTranceHop]

lol ya man put a cannon on that bitch and youve got yourself an authentic clone wars battle walker :P

[tupac1239]

fake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[yandiggles]

fake????

RETARD

[newclips]

can it fly!? well... youre saying that its a grasshopper...

[yandiggles]

yeeeeew that thing moves at the amazing speed of .2 mph!

perfect for a gettaway

[isokessu]

that's not some fun driving car, spider or something like that.. it doesn't have to be fast. that is some thing what is used on cutting trees and if there would be tyres and not legs it would be harder to move on ice or snow

[yandiggles]

how does he cut down trees?

i know he hops out at his destination and uses a chainsaw.

blatant waste of fucking money, peoples skill, and my time. if its on snow what if it hits a chasm, it would be stuck....pointless

[isokessu]

no he don't use chainsaw with his own hands. there should be some machine what cuts trees itself or something but it's just not there in this video

[OldManPipe]

why do people invest there money on this shit?

[LovePontiac]

That grasshopper isn't very environmentally responsible.

[xsomchaix]

Does it jump? It'll be cool!! I'd want one of those....

BUY ME ONE!! OR I'LL CHOP UR HED!

[gravelboycauty]

i saw one of those in my garden

[sparta0607]

i swear ive seen that and it almost ate me lol

[II4037man]

waste of money !!

[giomaz]

what is it good for?

[CiindyyLOVESkeviinn]

lmao i get ready to see a giant grasshoppper and 5 secs l8er.... a robot rofl

[gapsky]

WTF WHY?

[smashingpumpkin101]

FUCK were screwed! good game america

[znizky]

HAHAHHAHHA Jaxxsc Thats true =) but it's pretty cool =)! I want 1 off those.. HAHA=) walk with it on the highway

[jaxxsc]

Its big, its green...it's a waste of money.

[hamsters4ever]

all they need are giant fans to make the wings that help them hop.

[swordfreak209]

wtf thats a ant grasshoppers jump forward not crawl hopper being the primary word

[adrastea99]

Its not a grasshopper machine at best its a termite machine.

Grasshoppers hop on grass, hence the name!

[searcher619]

No they are called grasshoppers due to their jumping ability. They can just like any other insect. I'm guessing you think army ants actually are part of the army...

[adrastea99]

OK everyone agrees with me. Grasshopper is not a good name fro something that doesn't look like a grasshopper and doesn't jump either.

Im telling you look up a picture of a termite, it looks almost the same.

Its just a better name for the machine.

As for the army ants, they aren't in USArmy if thats what you think, they got their name for looking like a little ant army though, so.....

[KOOdos95]

Wow your an idiot adrastea99 grasshoppers do juymp.

[adrastea99]

What?

[xsomchaix]

Lol i know right?!

[adrastea99]

I have no idea what he was talking about, apparently he thought i believed grasshoppers didn't jump

He should have read the fucking comments

I simply said a termite is a better name for the machine then a grasshopper, because the machine itself doesn't jump

And he gets 3+ and i get 1-

Fucking genius of democracy

[jewto0b]

How/Why/More

[warbringerx]

lol? wtf do u do with that thing?

[matieman77]

its for logging, its waayyy better when going over rough terrain or dead trees than wheels...

[daza1992]

why not walk?

[matieman77]

what to you mean?

its just not to transport people, but i think it cuts and transports trees.

[dfordead1]

thats for logging i belive to not mess up the ground

[PurpleCrazyUmkazto]

ya, it is

[djnj8]

haha..haha...hahaha

[Fallkenn]

That thing is slow

[dowhatsright7]

now all it needs to do is jump!

[kumanfumanchu]

wow ur so smart teach us more

[xmvirus202]

Could you just imagine it stepping on your toes?

[thegirl44]

My dad used to operate one of those lol.

[groinededed]

it probaly steps on its smaller breterin

[Aspartamebraintumor]

HAHA, someone is actually driving that thing? They must be patient as fuck!

[gazzzaloddi]

lol :)

[sugarandpie]

lmao...i agree...besides dont grasshoppers actually hop? lol

[yandiggles]

hhahahahahahahahah XD

[kudjo24]

wut the hell is this even used for?

[shalarthing]

It's a logging machine made to cut down trees.  It looks like it doesn't have any saws attached at the moment but the main reason for the six legs is so that it can walk through soft/marshy land (Where normal vehicles with wheels or treads would sink/get stuck) and uneven terrain.

[Ydoc101lol]

Wow wtf. Now if only it could jump..

[supermario10195]

I would love to take that thing through a camapground at night and scare the sh** out of people!

[liltd87]

If it didn't make that noise you could scare the shit outta somebody!!

[rax7]

grasshopper? i dont see it jumps? you mean mechanical ant?

[slugMAN13]

I want one!

[stinos4]

OW damm!

It isn't a grasshopper!!!

Just a machien of John Deere that they have made to get in areas where you can't go by foot or car :d (h) greetz

[sk002]

and the point was???

[SpaceCarnivora]

imagine you are in the middle of realllly deep woods and you see this.

[ig521987]

you'll probably hear it before you actually see it.... so you won't get caught off guard, worry not.

[rocketcane]

lets see ti ju

mp and fly away

[JoschkaFischa]

Ohhh Fuck!!!thats scary!!XD