Ehhh nice day ohh waite a minute iv'e got to squert some poo ahh there i'm done , oh yeah you don't have to wipe my butt . I hope nobody's standing under me.
that was NOT what I expected...I expected a peacefull bird..taking off into the sunset..no nope..he takes a big dump..when im moved and concentrating to the video, in love with nature...this video made it possible to scrape me from the ground..couldent stop laughing
i thought this spider was going to try and attack it but the bird stood on it and squished its guts out then ate it :( aww shame it semened or sprayed or diarrhoead
lol it knew this one was going to be big when it raised its wings real slow."hmm what a beau-wait a minute,somethigns coming, iw onder if i hungr-OHHHHHHH thats what it was, there it is!"
dude, gross, and i was eating a piece of beef jerky at the time too..... i nearly barfed..... ugh..... never mind, i just did..... my lil bro replayed it.... XP
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! ON THE NEARTEST FIRDAY YOU WILL GET KISSED BY UR SECRET CRUSH, AND TOMORROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER, HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO 3 VIDS. YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW TAT U'VE STARTED READING ITS TOO LATE TO TRUN BACK. THIS IS THE SCAREY PART. POST THIS TO 5 OTHER VIDS. THEN PRESS F6, THEN IT WILL SPELL OUT UR SECRET CRUSHES NAME. THE SCARY PART IS TAT IT ACUALLY WORKS....im so sorry u read this
Lol, he turned, saw the camera guy, thought something along the lines of "HOLY SHIT!", and shot a string of feces powerful enough to bring down and charging rhino.
The resulting spray killed 16 orphans and knocked a fighter jet's left thruster clean off, resulting in 8140 more deaths in the following crash.
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha i was eating lol
OMG i think there will come a creppie face up xD
MikkelTheChok 5 months ago
what you dont see is the shit hittin the fan down below lol
stnyblue 7 months ago
Yeah... BUG SURPRISE
spidercube800 7 months ago
keep pressing 7
DevinLaniercovers 7 months ago
@DevinLaniercovers sound like a gun shot lol
irlittleboii 2 weeks ago
That's an osprey.
StephenB58 7 months ago
he was doing a weapons check..
SirSmokesAlot210 7 months ago
that great big bird shit hit 18 people
llVIU 7 months ago
Dave England style!
kissmeuanimal 8 months ago
Ehhh nice day ohh waite a minute iv'e got to squert some poo ahh there i'm done , oh yeah you don't have to wipe my butt . I hope nobody's standing under me.
rebeccaber162 8 months ago
18 people had a "surprise" dropped on them
nickmin1123 8 months ago
Bird bomb take cover!!!
SHITIKAZI!!!!!!
bloodevil9998 8 months ago
oh wow it took a shit, how unexpected NEXT!
sacr3 8 months ago
first i was :D Then i was :| lol
Hazard1447 9 months ago
At the beginning I was all: :)
At the end i was all: ._.
ForsakenLullabyx 9 months ago
did it wipe after finishing?
CrankUpProductions 9 months ago
firing engines!!!
Sanghoma 9 months ago 2
PEW PEW PEW
xL33Tx4 9 months ago
You made me want to take a shit now
roflmaoboy1 9 months ago
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probably ate chinese take away!
nader262 9 months ago
probably ate chinese take away!
nader262 9 months ago
he was listenin to nicki minaj- shitted on em
AssassinPr0digy 9 months ago
hmm, when u gotta shit, u gotta shit
MegaHateusernames 9 months ago
This osprey is giving a sprey!
MrMoethecat 9 months ago
oaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
scapeper 9 months ago
that was NOT what I expected...I expected a peacefull bird..taking off into the sunset..no nope..he takes a big dump..when im moved and concentrating to the video, in love with nature...this video made it possible to scrape me from the ground..couldent stop laughing
MrBoegela 9 months ago
Better out than in, lol.
AeonofOblivion 10 months ago
I like how the bird turns the head towards the camera and is like "Are u ready for this"
Nitr0Sloth 10 months ago
press 1 and 7
ohboon2 10 months ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh It's coming ahhhhh.... Uhh that was hard. :D
Vazquez12able 10 months ago
jizz k thx bi
tobirocks443 10 months ago
werry funny!
norwegianguy1000 10 months ago
poooooop 0.o
Chamarlouand 10 months ago
i thought this spider was going to try and attack it but the bird stood on it and squished its guts out then ate it :( aww shame it semened or sprayed or diarrhoead
KirstenPaigeX 10 months ago
semen?
0894499966 10 months ago
17 ppl expected candy to come out.
gman5807 11 months ago
i thought it was going to fly. LOL!!
demonluxray2 11 months ago
nice one
TheCIScommander 11 months ago
I was relaxed, but then....I lmao my pants too.
Guitar14Expert 1 year ago
Woulda been better if he woulda laid an egg.
george383 1 year ago
Bombs away!
TheSuomirambo 1 year ago
hAHAHAHAHA
partypao 1 year ago
omg.................. he didn't wipe =/
brendanxd 1 year ago
omg god did not expext that
yjoshez 1 year ago
he took an barock
pinewood189 1 year ago
damn nature... YOU SCARY
daabest1 1 year ago
@daabest1 lol family guy reference
L3G1TxM16 1 year ago
@L3G1TxM16 ollie's the best NO DOUBT NO DOUBT
daabest1 1 year ago
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haha I knew it :)
draconpost 1 year ago
he was like- hey man i;m gonna shoot web outaa my ass pffffhgrghrhg- ouh sh** !#!@#!@#!$!
GamingAndTutorials 1 year ago
YUMMY!
MadHobostudios 1 year ago
wana be spider man -.-
TheMRlittleman23 1 year ago
Aww, look at the little- (poops) ahhhh!
XtraFunny1018 1 year ago
Ewwww!
TTTwinnie 1 year ago
heyy pls, name of the song
mdemedina 1 year ago
its crap went in my ice cream
JMR120600 1 year ago
LOL
Ettoize 1 year ago
SQUIRT.
hgfjyrdetryu 1 year ago
i have a video that i just filmed of me catching a bird just
like this one....very strange and interesting
TheSlimySquid 1 year ago
osprey!
TheCIScommander 1 year ago
So majestic
SoraRoxas111 1 year ago
oh nonot in slow mosion
tarahstaxidermy 1 year ago
i knew it xD
Kokibichi 1 year ago 8
niiiice
placy5 1 year ago
so cute
lododeco 1 year ago
I just knew that was coming lol.
GerbilEssences 1 year ago
@GerbilEssences lol coming...
damn I failed...
VitorMadcowe 1 year ago
I like the part where he has to look at you to do it.
ModernWarfareBlasted 1 year ago 10
0.o okay wtf?
kccheesepie 1 year ago
lol it knew this one was going to be big when it raised its wings real slow."hmm what a beau-wait a minute,somethigns coming, iw onder if i hungr-OHHHHHHH thats what it was, there it is!"
napoleontak 1 year ago
"String" shot :D
DrawingVideos 1 year ago
XD
I wanna do the same thing
XD
maxicool745 1 year ago
lol when i saw it i loled and the scrolled down to the comment section and startet loling even more :D
TheSimsas999 1 year ago
se veia venir!!! jajaja
meidinnajause 1 year ago
I thought the bird was gonna get bigger until it exploded.
MichaelMorbius4ever 1 year ago
Oh that's raw alright. I love it.
movieman95 1 year ago
This could b a funny toothpaste commercial :D !
mancamiatipoola 1 year ago 5
dude, gross, and i was eating a piece of beef jerky at the time too..... i nearly barfed..... ugh..... never mind, i just did..... my lil bro replayed it.... XP
itachifan9990 1 year ago
i saw that coming
themagicman2010 1 year ago
IT SHIT!!!
DakotaRogers 1 year ago
preparing thrusters
all sytemes are a go
standing by
prepare to launch
ignition on
3
2
1
Boosh
GuuruDave 1 year ago 5
When I first watched this video, I was thinkinh it would be a screamer... But, fortunately, it isn't! :D Or just some king of...
b54v55 1 year ago
Damn....I bet he was more aerodynamic after that shit.ROTFL
TheGuitarkid15 1 year ago
lmao thats a long mojon
Crunkk93 1 year ago
why a you loking at me asshole dont you see i am at the toilet! XD
You953 1 year ago 3
im going to go puke now................
holycrap2221 1 year ago 2
it HAS to be in slow motion
punjabiboy99 1 year ago
omg LOL! xD
CZMetal 1 year ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! ON THE NEARTEST FIRDAY YOU WILL GET KISSED BY UR SECRET CRUSH, AND TOMORROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER, HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO 3 VIDS. YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW TAT U'VE STARTED READING ITS TOO LATE TO TRUN BACK. THIS IS THE SCAREY PART. POST THIS TO 5 OTHER VIDS. THEN PRESS F6, THEN IT WILL SPELL OUT UR SECRET CRUSHES NAME. THE SCARY PART IS TAT IT ACUALLY WORKS....im so sorry u read this
parodypoop 1 year ago
man, what takes a human 5 seconds it takes a bird 50 miliseconds, they must have like a torpedo launcher like design in their belly
panflutelistener 1 year ago 5
I liked the poop
2birdie1 2 years ago
bombs away !!
terminator499 2 years ago 4
that was awesome
BooingBaBzi 2 years ago
I was eating. Now I stopped.
alijakupovic 2 years ago 11
yeah man me too. damn! my tasty pie is now all over the floor :'(
Bloody5451 1 year ago
Bird wishes he was spider man
berryford 2 years ago 85
Aww it's so beautiful! Look how peaceful it.. *Pffrrrrrrr*
... ou...
Ikiriatos 2 years ago 86
hopefully no one was under that
MercedesCars454 2 years ago 12
love the bird's facial expression
iPwnchChickens 2 years ago 11
The next scene is a guy with some gizz looking stuff on his glasses.
H4I2I2EE 2 years ago 6
Lol, he turned, saw the camera guy, thought something along the lines of "HOLY SHIT!", and shot a string of feces powerful enough to bring down and charging rhino.
The resulting spray killed 16 orphans and knocked a fighter jet's left thruster clean off, resulting in 8140 more deaths in the following crash.
zarteen 2 years ago 9
you sir, made my day XD
DonLollio 2 years ago 2
And that went right on a windshield's car -_-"
OnlyOneTsH 2 years ago
@OnlyOneTsH You mean a car's windsheild. :D
InvaderxxZim 2 years ago
Wow .. made me hungry .. !
ahmad5155 2 years ago
that looked painfully awesome
krillansavillan 2 years ago 2
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that was not funny except for 5th graders, i can admit that i smiled a little, but i didn't laugh...
BTW, the fart sound messed the whole thing up!!!
omoomg 2 years ago
What the..
..crap (a)
pietjepuk666 2 years ago
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha i was eating lol
lkhsdhfpiawpibvp 2 years ago 6
nature called
suplyseackxxxy 2 years ago 7
LOL
THATS
ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS!!
XXKleemannXX 2 years ago
No it isn't?
magleman 2 years ago
aw, shit. i was eating...
icanhaslego 2 years ago 5
Hey if you gotta go, you gotta go...
ronofontario 2 years ago 7
Woot!!
FrederikYOXD 2 years ago 4
HAAHHAHAAH that was so funny ahahah
DxDutch 2 years ago 3
HHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
iamnotwrong 2 years ago
Wow:D
kerganix 2 years ago 3
i like how the calm music continues to play at the end xD
051016440 2 years ago 4
Birdie under pressure!
kodiak410a 2 years ago 2
so THAT'S where squeezable mayo comes from!!!! :o
Qualipus 2 years ago 4
looks like spaghetti :D
Skwigle 2 years ago 2
lol
BlackVirus4 2 years ago
Now that's funny!!!
osubuckeyesfan1 2 years ago
BEAUTIFUL !
She's an artist !! o/
budsig 2 years ago
haha little stinker XD
MissieElliot09 2 years ago
hahhahha
MrRobotoProductions 2 years ago
Beautifull...
AkiraGRock 2 years ago
haha, i like how it looks at the camera like "hey.. watch this"
urskittles 2 years ago 2
HEAD SHOT! OWNAGE!
freewaterfal 2 years ago 2
Projectile pooping!
SaittaMicus 2 years ago
ROLF
Rebelsupertrooper 2 years ago
Rolling On laughing FLoor??? Wth Lol..its ROFL
akjmclaren24 2 years ago
i prefer lmao
ArsonistInUrFirewall 2 years ago
i thought she was guiving a birth or somwthin
albinodean 2 years ago
LMFAO HAHAHAHA
hiitsoliver8D 2 years ago
Lmfao..
puretaine 2 years ago
hahaha....rofl
no288 2 years ago
creampie
1993MercuryCougarXR7 2 years ago 3
ahaha awesome! all it needs is some super soft commentary talking about how majestic an graceful.... pbbbbbbbbbbbt
Warndog9 2 years ago
it gets me every time lol
Gp1e 2 years ago
*calm music* *RECORD STOP* PFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
lolololololololol
lavakid63 2 years ago
wajajajajajaja....kakakkaka!!
winsonrock 2 years ago
lol
killroy1996 2 years ago
jajajajajajaajajaja..!!
felipelguetacevedo 2 years ago
um................... unexpected?
perpexel 3 years ago 3
was not expecting that one
ComicSaxProductions 3 years ago
LMAOOOOO,,,That was awesome bro!!!
dpg35000 3 years ago
nice
KrimsonandClover 3 years ago
haha i like how it looks like the bird was looking at the camera
mollyfooty 3 years ago
very funny
killaking150 3 years ago
ROTFLMAO! That was Hysterical
SUTHERNGIRRLL 3 years ago
Ahhhh, the majesty of nature (calling)
LMAO.
Looks like it was going for distance.
SaskView 3 years ago
Lmao
MrPatriotic 3 years ago
haha it's like cum
xbxfilms 3 years ago
LOL that was unexpected LOL
m0byby12 3 years ago
hahaha
jwwetzel 3 years ago
omg!! that his hysterical! lol
CharlotteSpeaks 3 years ago
lol this is kinda gross but funny!!! lol =D :)
charissarox 3 years ago
I wonder who the lucky person is to get that bird's poo on their head. :)
morimorisa 3 years ago
lol
charissarox 3 years ago