Red Eye - Obama Jokes

[WetRagProductions]

Guess Im a racist bigot bad person.

[wodiya]

Love this show! Greg is so funny!

[liambrawley]

They insulted Obama - but He did not strike them down. Obama is not the Messiah ... lol

[IronMaidenDoD]

Lol. I didnt get that last one till after the video ended.

[boobtuber06]

no Obama jokes these days... why kick a man when he's already down????

[liambrawley]

@boobtuber06 Tell that to W.Bush

[lifeindzone]

bitch

[gregoldenspoon]

Is that why is lips are blue? Too much coke??? Hahahahahahaha too funny!

[gregoldenspoon]

Is that why his lips are BLUE? hahahahahahaha

[pizzaROX]

This guy wants attention.

[RCTPatriot75]

It's so funny to look back at all those magazine and newspaper covers of Obama. We are so lucky here to have an "unbiased media".

[kh739]

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[veedub447]

racist cracker, I can't belief FOx allowed this idiot to be spew this crap.

[liambrawley]

@veedub447 Lol get a grip its comedy ... sorry that theyre about the black Jesus ... i know you want to appease him and everything.

[Trybrow]

if you laughed, then you are lame. sure, make all the racist jokes you want, as long as they are FUNNY.

[LanceDirk]

These aren't Obama jokes, they're black jokes. The setup has to do with Obama, but they are just black stereotypes.

[JTONE1212]

i laughed at every single joke. ohh racism is funny

[HandsomeVry]

Not funny, a waste of time and words.

[benmhess]

DAMMIT! I'm a racist bigot haha

[surfingsuicune]

ROFL Pwnt.

[mmmikeyxx]

LOLLL

[kevlrey13]

greg is hillarious so fuck all u who hate.

[chaga123]

ive never heard that shit, who the fuck writes this bullshit. Anyone who can honestly say that "their quads needed me" should not be given a show.

[Holyarms]

Youre an idiot, go suck off jon stewart

[austinn33t]

He won get over it

[WAKINGUPAMERICA]

its all rigged own up to it

[penguinworm]

I think he would have won even if it is rigged.

[WAKINGUPAMERICA]

why

[penguinworm]

It seems like the majority of the country likes him. And that was the largest inauguration crowd ever.

[penguinworm]

Yeah, sounds right.

[josiahsuarez]

neil hamburger was brilliant as always. that other guy needs to go back to joke school.

[jrc99us]

Better not say any jokes against The Messiah or he'll sick his civilian task force on ya!

[SaiyanSpiritSeven]

He's not "untouchable", those jokes just aren't funny.

[jonbeme]

i'm not opposed to barak obama jokes, but i am opposed to bad jokes as a whole, which i guess is the perfect way to describe this show. hopefully the only time people see it is on youtube so that they never get the ratings to justify another season.

[allymetoo]

dumb, dumb and unpolitical.

[GordonALWAYS]

If Obama gets in office and trys to take my rifles, I'll shoot him and everyone who comes to collect them.

Obama wants to unionize business. That will destroy everything. McCain wants off shore drilling, nuclear power, and he supports Israel. Obama doesnt understand foreign policy and would probly gut the military, leave America to dry, and collect the money from all the new taxes he wants to give us!! YIPPIE!!! Obama '08

Just like the 70's all over again. Jimmy Carter = Obama.

[GordonALWAYS]

Ok, fine but you need to know that I said, "IF he comes to take my rifles away..."

I have enlightened myself a little bit since then and was in a bit of a rage then because I love my rifles and I am confident even more to defend myself and my family. IF he decides to take my ability to stop someone who enters my home to do me harm, he would deserve to be shot. Im not racist by the way. If my govenor decided to do the same, he/she would face resistance as well.

[chadmw45]

Thats fair. I was on the FBI website but I didnt submit my complaint. It was before the election and I figured you were just caught up in the whole Joe the Plumber/I can see Alaska from my house Palinhysteria. Though you should be very careful with those types of statements. Dont worry nobody including Obama is going to take away your guns.

[GordonALWAYS]

Well I thank you. I prefer not to be taken off to some county jail for a stupid comment.

I'll be more careful in my word choices in the future, however, free speech is protected in the first amendment (i know full well threats arent).

[rovibe]

RedEye is the best show on television. And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than HITLER.

[fallscirmjager]

i am hitler.......

[GordonALWAYS]

Im worse than hitler and I dont give a FUCK about it either. It doesnt plague my mind that I think the worse show on TV is red eye and the most socially backward person in the world is this greg gutfield ass clown. FUCKIN SUE ME YOU COMMUNIST BITCH. Im joining the Marines and it would be a DISGRACE to serve under this ass.

[rovibe]

You're just a dumb kid who won't go anywhere in this world. With your attitude, I can guaranty you'll fail in the Corps. Bet on it. Have fun flipping burgers on your dishonorable discharge. The Marines won't put up with mouthy know it alls like yourself.

[GordonALWAYS]

You are kidding? Marines act just like me. I know a few Marines with the same opinion. Marines are hard charging, mouthy, kick ass, back talking, insurgent killing....Marines!!! Some of my best friends are Marines. I have never flipped burgers and Obama still sucks dick.

[rovibe]

Well, you're right about one thing - Obama sucks. And I respect the Marines more than anybody. But the Marines I know all think Greg Gutfeld is the shit, and none of them would put up with you without kicking your ass first. If you watched Gutfeld, you'd learn - he's a big pro-military guy.

[rovibe]

Oh. My. God. DUDE!!! Welcome back to earth, buddy! You are the ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET NOT TO GET THE JOKE!! Greg Gutfeld can't STAND Obama. Please do yourself a favor and go look up the word 'SATIRE'. Gutfeld is MOCKING the blind sheep who worship Obama without even considering what he stands for. How come you can't see that?!?!?

[GordonALWAYS]

Look. Ive seen people just like him that WORSHIP Obama. They sound JUST like this guy. Im sorry I never watch his show. He seemed serious to me.

[crnnrc]

i am a marine and I dont act like you fool

[GordonALWAYS]

You sir, have wasted your time. Are you an Infantry Marine? I hang out with 0311 Marines and one 0317. So excuse me for letting loose a few rounds at this guy.

Excuse me for misunderstanding his guy making jokes on Obama. Ive seen people JUST like him who were dead serious.

Thank you for your service.

[crnnrc]

doesn't matter who you hang out with the fact of the matter is youre not a marine! and i wish i knew who you are so i could rip your head off you disrespectful piece of shit

[GordonALWAYS]

You havent answered my questions. Im not a Marine. I NEVER said I was.

I also stated CLEARLY in previous comments that I misunderstood this guy's intentions. Nice attention to detail, Marine!

[iaxillulz]

Yes we can looooooooooooooool

[notme222]

Truly. Cocaine jokes about Bush - hilarious.

Cocaine jokes about Obama - unfunny and unfair.

And if you disagree with me, you're probably worse than Hitler.

[jackanackanory1]

Wtf?