Interpretation - Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse

[JacobAllin]

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[MAHLAZOR100]

1:30 wah hay!! that looks dodgy

[SassoChessy]

Are you a chick?

I luv u!

[fitbiach]

Aha... i simply love the fact you called Billy a fag. That, and that this is one of the greatest songs of all time. job well done aha :)

[BlondeMetalChick]

@fitbiach Thank you very much hahah.

It is a great song. :)

[metalhead23]

have you ever noticed that when the singer screams he crosses his eyes?! haha im serious watch evisceration plague, it shows his face and his eyes are crossed haha

[BlondeMetalChick]

Hahah! I've never noticed that actually. Maybe he looks into the mic? Pretty funny though lol

[mellowhobo]

eh, decent, but needs funnier pictures

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha thanks, true. It was quite difficult to find pictures that related to the words however. I will make another one, with funnier pictures.

[ColomcolomD]

hahaha, 8,4,2 torso! lol !

good vid! good job.

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you :) glad you liked it.

[saxotron]

Melissa, this is amazing I'm posting this on FB right now... everyone who knows this song should hear this... Fuckin' Hilarious!! Amazing! Rock on!! Damn Right Harden Up, Dole!!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Oh wow, thank you heaps!

[thewaterman122]

Hilarious, and awesome job with everything. The pictures were awesome and the coffee part was extremely lol.

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you :D

[kha7k]

great, well done mate, i was laughing throughout :)))) so funny, well done!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you very much!

[paytizzle]

Very nice!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you :)

[elijah2009100]

blond metal chick are hot r u

[BlondeMetalChick]

What? People who say they're hot over the internet, usually are not attractive at all. If that's all you want to know then just go to my profile, click on the link to my myspace page and look at my pictures. Then come back and comment on the actual video, so that it's relevant and doesn't annoy me.

[tjeerdsma01]

pussy..eeyore..coffeeeee.. damn that was fucking great

best interpretation-debute-video ever.. salute!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you very much.

[YouMoreable]

Besides that 3:16 is a skank beat, not a blast beat... nice video BlondeMetalChick

[BlondeMetalChick]

Oh thanks for that. I never did find out what it was called. Everyone was just like 'That isn't a blast beat'. Without letting me know of the actual name. I am personally not a drummer, hence the lack of knowledge. Thanks for the comment.

[YouMoreable]

Yeah well.. the difference is not that big. Especially because Paul plays the skank beat so fast, it almost sounds like a blast beat. And now I'm watching the video again and I like it once again.

[MadMetal95]

loled hard

[MadMetal95]

omg loled so hard

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha, that was my aim :)

[1ManArmyOfDisease]

too bad jesus is 10 times better than cradle they suck so bad death metal beats black metal so many times

[GrimmjowNumber6]

i disagree i think Death Metal is great but Black Metal was first

[BlondeMetalChick]

I enjoy death and black metal equally, personally.

[RedShirtWinners]

actually, Jesus does like cannibal corpse. It's Amon Amarth he doesn't like. I don't know why, though, they're awesome.

[BlondeMetalChick]

I know right.

I'm seeing Amon Amarth next month :D.

Thank you for commenting on my video by the way!

[AllGunzBlazin0]

the messages in the between the video are just retarded. If you didnt like that last picture your weak? wtf.... and then it says "be more like us or die" wow. playing heavy shit makes u hard does it?

[wtfomgilovecake]

it's quite obviously patronising death metal bands that give themselves that sort of image ..

anyway, great interpretation :D had me laughing for a fair while

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha, thank you.

[BlondeMetalChick]

I apologize if you didn't like the messages. I was obviously not being serious with them. Therefore I take no offense in what you just said. Does commenting like that make you hard?

[Cinderblock1775]

do one on evisceration plague! that would be EPIC!!!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Will do :)

[PleasureToKillx6]

eat-a-fucking-emo-kid tour haha

[BlondeMetalChick]

:D I'd see it.

[daviddowns81]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !! hahahahaha

[xxsatanica]

i burp - pardon me - i need paper deer

bahahaha

you fucking legend

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha. Thank you.

[K2000kid]

LMFAO this is great

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thanks heaps.

[Rectalbirth666]

lol pussy

[nips145]

the music sounds good but the singing is, well, bad

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you :)

[el0sidewinder]

but the actual lyrics goes like this:

rooooooooooo roooo roo roooooo roooo

rooooooooor rrrrroo rroooooooo rooo

roooooooor ooo roo aaaaaaaaaaaa oooo

[GrOUndEDtv]

these guys are whack, seriously. let's think about this for a moment. and band who's best song is called "Hammer Smashed Face"? come on people...but this vid is hilarious.

[omkar715]

lmoa!

[ENDLESSBRUTALITY]

This cracked me up! Hail Cannibal Corpse!

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you.

Sorry about the delay on my replys.

Completely forgot about my youtube account. As you can see, that video was uploaded in 2007 haha.

[Napalmdeath420]

lol those arent the lyrics...............r they? LOL good work im saving this one on my hd.

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha, no they aren't. But it would be quite hilarious. The original lyrics are actually funny too though. Funny in a brutal death metal way.

[flossie999]

I don't understand the appeal. He sounds really, really constipated :-S

And I like the goth scene, so don't start yelling at me like I'm some chav. I'm a fan of some...bands, eg Cradle of Filth. But this sounds bad. So so bad.

[dasma4]

cradle sucks in my opinion i listen to norwegian black metal and death metal

[BlondeMetalChick]

Of course. Norwegian black metal owns...and Swedish black metal and German black metal for that matter.

[ENDLESSBRUTALITY]

They're fuckin' Cannibal Corpse, I think that's all that needs to be said.

[Grandy12]

Ew. "Fuckin' Cannibal Corpses" is not my idea of a good activity.

[Gaara5781]

i love bob dole, cannibal is fucked up and they suck

[sfagias666]

nah man i disagree those riffs these guys make are UNBELIEVABLE!!

[BlondeMetalChick]

It's insane to play on guitar. I do admire their skills.

[joerocca182]

i like heavy metal but seriously cannibal corpse are shit they sound like a fucken dying animal moaning... this is my opinoin

[Gaara5781]

thank u finally some agrees with me cannibal corpse fucking suck, the guy sounds like hes sucking a cock w'll sining

[herman5050]

if you dont get it, then you wont get it.

[skillzthtk1llz]

rofl "go buy a pee-peee pig"that cracked me up

[perfunctionist]

Icy chippy! Pubis is what Ishy do! ..(who's Ishy?)

Classic.

[SlipKnoTic666maggoT]

I love you, only way to put it. CANNIBAL CORPSE NUMBER 1

[slipknotlover21]

go buy a pee pee pig

[ultimateopportunist1]

this is not george"corpsegrinder"fisher this is chris barnes cannibal corpse's original singer

[BlondeMetalChick]

Ah, thanks. Now I look like less of a drum noob by putting the blast beat part in. Yay :)

[nips145]

this singer sounds like an 80 year-old constipated jewish folk singer who ate bad caserol.

[BlondeMetalChick]

Why Jewish?

Someone already said the constipated part, no repeating insults, because it makes you look like an idiot. How about, instead of commenting on George's voice, you comment on the actual video.

Woah 23,588 views on this haha, yay.

[housechuckz]

this band is so crappy. his voice sounds like a constipated gay man in a dumpster. Or more likely he's got itchy esophagus.

[Gaara5781]

bob dole did the right thing because this band is fucked up so fuck these mother fuckers and fuck death metal. its fuckin crap

[leoncurtis]

icy chippy lol!

[metalrevival]

I love metal everyone but I have to say that i'm tired of hearing "singers" like the lead singer of cannibal corpse. He sounds like he's just growling. I can understand my dog better than him. Sounds like he's throwing up in a tin trash can. Sorry if I offended anyone but that's my opinion

[skaman125]

if they did an "eat an emo kid" tour... everyone would starve... there is no meat on them....

[BlondeMetalChick]

True.

[joshandevera0630]

i agree with that emo are like skin and bones... it should me "feed an emo kid to your dog" tour. bout that??

[mky019]

jajajajajajajajajajajajaja muy weno el video, bastante creativo!

[supremetit]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHa

[CaptainDogmeat]

that is fucking great hahahah good job

[metalzmiztressss]

this guy sounds like he's gargling balls with a bad sore throat

[mhxx]

good job but the part where you said "Blast Beat" was incorrect because there wasnt a blast beat...just thought id let you know.

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thanks. Yes I know.

I relised shortly after I had uploaded it. Haha. But oh well. People have pointed it out but not too many, so I guess people are just all drum noobs and no one actually minds, so I won't bother with changing it. Lol. But thank you. :)

[joshandevera0630]

hi great job i had a little laugh keep doing hilarious lyrics interpretations...

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you. I will make some more! This was done in 2007

[maidenfan10210]

i thought it was a blast?

[aaron9989]

i think the singer needs to cure that illness

[whatever228]

Jesus is not a cunt!

[BlondeMetalChick]

That was just on a Cradle of Filth shirt, tell that to them, not me. I don't mean offence by the video. It isn't serious. So I suppose I should say sorry, although it was your choice whether you took offence or not. You can have whatever beliefs you want. :)

[whatever228]

its cool, i like death metal & cc, i thought it dis vid was funny, nice job. u should make a Dying Fetus vid, i bet it'd be better^_^.

[Iconoclastithon]

Oh my gawd, my fucking sides hurt, LoL!!

"fffooooooddd!!!

Hahahahahaaaa!!!

[xfunereal]

lmao at the CoF shirt.

[Mayokitty7]

I've never heard anyone say 'coffee' better.

XD ROFL

[defbreedx]

I BURP! PARDON ME!...Dude i love u xD

[BlondeMetalChick]

Thank you. Lol

[marklar4ever]

awesome fucking song

[Pyr0cd]

music sucks some serious dick...no talent at all

[DMDeathMetalDM]

Great song.

[SpikenXRS]

I LOVE IT!! >:]!!

HARDCORE Is what I love!!!

[DMDeathMetalDM]

This is NOT hardcore. It's death metal.

[BlondeMetalChick]

He's right.

It's death metal. Noob.

But thank you for trying :)

[DMDeathMetalDM]

I'm starting a death/black metal band. I desire a female member of my band. Please join us. I may, however, move to America to start the band.

[xRequiiem]

"i go to school"

LMFAO xDDDD

[HappyCracker420]

LMFAO "Pussyyyyyyy-Coffeeeeeeee-Eeyo­reeeeee"

[taleofrevenge]

i love cannibal corpse, but this was rather amusing to my stoner youtube appetite

[Gutgrinder304]

hahahahahah looool go buy a piggy pig! omg!

[ILikePancakes666]

lol its funny because its sounds right!!

lol

[NarcoticxLullaby]

haha.

i know!

[sugus927]

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­d!!

[pipe16ss]

LMAO!! this is great!! foooooooooooooood!! XD

[samjames2007]

Haha i kinda like this song but it mad me chuckle :)

[musicismymommy]

i burp pardon me LOL

[stewasped]

that is just fucked up you want to see someone about your opinions.

The songs fucked up aswell, i mean melodic death is awesome (kalmah in perticular) but that is too much.

[war666legion]

try head banging to it. its fucking heavy!

[MuffinsOnSteroidsX3]

Haha, nice.

I loved it.

[coke12344]

I like The Dead Animal It Looks Cool LOL

[deadskinmask]

8-4-2!

[evhsrvfe]

dEATH TO EMO!!!!!!!!

[thatwiztidninja]

oh my god.. i couldnt stop laughing when i seen pussy.. eeyore.. coffee.. good fuckin job

[BlondeMetalChick]

Haha. Thank you.

[IngvarBloodyFang]

Damn... I like it!

[w8ulostme]

This was funny but your extra comments were too much they just got annoying.

[MetalConcert]

this one was a great interpretation!

[jimaymay]

i like that song, but it now seems different when i watch that.

I liked it, a few parts seemed off, but i know the song for years. Badass, make more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solidsnake654321]

dude seriously lol

[vegetametal]

xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PseudoPain]

I lawl'd so hard.

[okselsnotje]

very nice for a first time i would say superb hahhaha

[skeletonchrist1503]

nice

[freddburton]

im addicted on this vid

[Putrefaction666]

rofl

[Pughy89666]

Brilliant. Ones of the best metal interpretations i've seen lol

[loskabros4a]

hahahah very funny |m|

[xxadaltonxxa]

crazy mother fuckers i cant make one word out of the real song but this is funny

[todd0000420]

cattle decap is far from emo

[Emosucks1991]

Um i like cannibal corpse. But i think you have to be more realistic blonde metal chick. There an act, the make music that gets people in a moshing mood and there good, but they dont actually kill and/or eat people. Get a life

[AthCom]

Grow a sense of humour, Emosucks1991. You're name is good though.

[laxplayer231]

lol i dotn think anyone actually thinks they eat people

[BlondeMetalChick]

Lol. Yes, I'm very aware of that. Not once in my video did I say either of those things.

It isn't a serious video. It's for entertainment purposes. Jeez.

[tsukuyomininja]

foooooooooooood!!! lol!!

[Gaara5781]

FUCK BOB DOLE HE should burn in FUCKIN HELL

[Stemor61]

Haha!

That was great.

Keep fucking supportin' metal.

Hails!

[Gaara5781]

u go that right, FUCK YEAH

[freddburton]

hell yeah ! good job, very funny

[wafflecakepans]

if jesus DOES exist, why not go hang on that cross again? we hate u jesus.

[zycon97]

Isaiah*

[zycon97]

how dare you say jesus hates CC. Isaih 51:40 "And thus jesus came and spoke to his desciples the words, 'Cannibal Corpse fucking rules, he who hates Cannibal Corpse is a stupid Roman.'"

[Dante72536]

amen

[FoShaiZa69]

what with all the Jesus bashing?

[BlackRobbel]

Jesus is a cunt, that's what

[vertiis]

Suppose it's funny in your own little way... If you're pissed... Or whacked out on morphine...

[comfnumb82]

nothing hotter than a chick into metal;)

[ServantOvSatan]

funny shit

awesome band

funny messages

fuck jesus

support death metal

although you should have used a different anti-jesus thing bc cradle of filth sucks

shoulda used like deicide or something

but other than that, kudos

[boxofcookies]

Your wrong, Jesus does love cannibal corpse, me and Jesus party all the time in valhala with odin and thor

[Birrilly]

a mi si me gusto bastardos

[pandemicdeaths]

callate la puta la boca cholo

[bob20202020]

This is amazing.

[LordFinntroll]

xD genius!

[lvsitiwdr]

"go buy a peepee pig""i burp- pardon me""pubis is what ishy do" , LMAO!!!!!!

This is one of the best misheards ever, ROTFL!

[mikelumer]

very well done!! I actually peed a little bit from laughing so hard. Please do some more!!

Ktnxbye

[Menschenfleisch08]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

[siempree4c]

jaja weno me kgue d la risa

[Tomganow2010]

ICY CHIPPY

lol kick balls

[de1tus]

lol, hahaha :) Wipe'N da tears of laughter from my eyez!!!

[gazmetal]

I love these interpretation things and this is one of the best ones I've seen. Awesome!

[cannibalcorpse2324]

the best fuckin sing

[GothMetalHead666]

i liked the part about Billy-joe and him being such a fag, CUZ HE IS!!!!!!in the 8th grade, ( im supposed to be a Sophmore but im a freshy) everyone said i looked like him and i wanted to KILL!!!!....