Shit Mariah Carey Says

[BadTVInc]

0_0 you legs are fucking ripped!!!!!!

[love000135]

AWWW... THIS WAS AWESOME DUDE.... GREAT JOB.... U R A HOTTIE : ) XO

[shawnablade]

The Eminem song made me fall off my chair!!!

[MichaelL59]

oooo this bitch jus tried me...but its ok, we still love her lol. im too dead

[DoItLikeMonroe]

It's funny how accurate this is.

[ReallyRandomBlurbs]

awesome! :)

[PriscillaBarragan95]

I LOVE THIS. This is just perfect. I can tell which interviews/videos where you got some of this from so I guess that makes me a good Lamb :D Everything is just accurate. ACCURATE.

[milknot4free]

Gross, reason to dress like a woman.

[thisISmartinJR]

@milknot4free u wanna bang this? come on daddy! wink wink.

[Blackoreanfemale]

Lol you r so pretty as a girl

[EvanLovesiJustine]

I wish I could favorite this a million times

[thisISmartinJR]

@EvanLovesiJustine i wish I could high five you a million times, lol.

[EvanLovesiJustine]

THIS.IS.GENIUS <3 

[EvanLovesiJustine]

@EdwinCarmonaCruz IKR !! <3

[EdwinCarmonaCruz]

It's funny how as REAL LAMBS we can distinguish every part from previous tv segments, interviews, dramas etc!

[sonekkinha]

I'm laughing so hard...xD

[carunito]

I still can't... I love this videooo haha

[AvidMusicAnalyst]

Great but I don't think Mariah would EVER respond to this no matter how good it is, because

1) It mentions Eminem and she tried so hard to AVOID talking about him in 2009 LOL

2) It mentions Loverboy which mariah pretends doesn't exist.

[Marvinglz]

This is epic! lol Someone should post this to Mariah on her twitter! See what she thinks! lol

[thisISmartinJR]

@Marvinglz I've been trying like crazy...me and others. join in on helping us get it to her :-)

[BritneysOnlySlave]

This is so accurate

[starcrossdromeo]

epic

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@JoePoeLoeSoe Lol

[JoePoeLoeSoe]

Amazing. For a sequel you should include her shady moments like "i havent paid attention to madonna since i was in 7th graed when she used to be popular" or "thats why we're not divorced after 4 months" or "i don't know jennifer lopez"

[acp2483]

Hahahaha

[MariahCareySpain]

LOL GOOD JOB LAMB !! THANK YOU SO MUCH :) DAHLIN' !

[Rubaontiful]

@thisISmartinJR You missed ENSAMBLE! She says that an awful lot, and it cracks me up everytime hahaha!

[ShitBeyonceSays]

Love this still!

[avpz]

SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!

[tristanwod]

I LOVE this lamb! this is too funny! XD

Watch and share my video for lamb appreciation day!

/watch?v=XGpXYYPfxkw

[miclo22]

Yes ...sequel sir! I laughed too hard ... and I have no Mimi friends ... :/ so this whole video was a had to be there moment for my friends atleast jaja ... they bad

[miclo22]

Sequel??

[thisISmartinJR]

@miclo22 hmmmmm I was thinking about it... u really think I should?

[kaiyno]

@thisISmartinJR Of course you should, you can show the huge love Mariah has towards Christina Aguilera... LOL :]

[TheVortexologist]

@kaiyno ikr and JLO of course!! And I think the Eminem mention could be a little deeper lol

Also Beyonce and Rae Rae must be mentioned dahhling!

[mcboypower]

@thisISmartinJR yesss! u can try on different ensembles!!!!!!!!!! play with jack! cant wait! u need to MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[goldynglambrnzd]

Most mimi parodies are totally inaccurate and not in good intents but this one is funny, spot on, and only a fan can get those small details dahhhhhling this was a true,stellar moment..

[ToastyConner]

You even got the fact that she can't walk flat. A+

[Gypsy1981]

darlin this is spot on! luv you mc

[DanielAvilaAGT]

Hey :)) I did my lil version, (I'm a major lamb too) it be awesome if you watched mine :)) watch?v=oc44J8yJsGU (obviously it doesn't compare to you) -3

[Jordin90210]

<3

[kaiyno]

That's her "rusty-kettle register" LMAO!

[flowerbunny91]

I'm a happy lamb!!

[MrBritlover]

I looove the "Madonna?" reaction!!this video is just so FESTIVE!!!standing ovation,it was brilliant.

[mariahforever1990]

when he threw the weights on the ground when eminem started playing, that's the same thing i do every time he starts playing on the radio. i can't stand him >:(

[mariahforever1990]

the first 2 minutes were identical to mariah's "mtv cribs" special.

[leanathelamb]

LOOOOOOLL

[waliah90]

Loved it Dahhhhlin!! it was Very Festive:)!! I'm glad to see other MC fans that are True and Really know her like we do! Appreciate ya... Also love how we can do the Mc Voice too!! BYE BYE...

[Enticingmami0813]

I love this video!! You did an excellent job!! Shoutouts to all the lambs in the land <3

[thisISmartinJR]

@Enticingmami0813 thankyouuu! <3

[DashingxDiva]

CRYING SO FUCKING HARD @ 2:11 !!

[thisISmartinJR]

@DashingxDiva omg even I still CRACK UP there too! hahahaha

[martavia27]

this had me rollin!!!! Lamb Love!

[loueylou424]

genius! Entertaining funny and super hot ta boot ;)

[thisISmartinJR]

@loueylou424 thanks so much for watching :-)

[mmauddify]

22 people are so bleaaak I can't even know what to say ! This is excellent XD

With all the haters out there getting on my nerves, you made my day lamb ;)

[thisISmartinJR]

@mmauddify right!!! who wants to be part of that 4% sooo bleak! hahahaha

[thatrick822]

I am a LAMB and I loved it... Spot on... Im subscribing

[thisISmartinJR]

@thatrick822 thanks love! appreciate it!!!!

[juratuke]

That's great !!! Keep doing like this guys !!

[JoeRichardHarris]

Pip! Perfect! Loving it!... and things of that nature ;-)

[TheSwiftb3atz]

It's like a mixture of mariah and b Scott lmaooo Love it

[Rowena4364]

Too funny!

[XoxMariahxoX]

I LOVE this haha :D <3 I love Mariah :)

[thisISmartinJR]

@XoxMariahxoX thanks for watching!!! L4L

[ihcob]

omg!! this so funny, i died! you are a true lamb. and your body is sick in that bathing suite! L4L!

[thisISmartinJR]

@ihcob BAHAHAHAH!!!! WHY THANK YOU DAHHHLING, ITS ALL THANKS TO JENNY CRAIG! HAHAHAH

[cosmo7999]

omfg! im dying! i hope mimi seeees this! forever lamb!

[thisISmartinJR]

@cosmo7999 me too, we have to get her to watch it and mention it! hahaha tweet tweet tweet!

[crave2704]

lol @ whitney? oh yeh, we love her...

[thisISmartinJR]

@crave2704 thats such a key sentence! lol

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@thisISmartinJR yay finally it's over 20,000!!!! Congrats!

[thisISmartinJR]

@DanielAvilaAGT thankyouuu! im so excited about the amount of ppl seeing it.

[KeoughLovesMusic]

hey lamb you forgot about the EPIC billboards artist of the decade SPEECH OF THE MILLENIUM!!!

[techreviewguru88]

I keep coming back to watch this! I literally forget it's you! I think it's Mariah haha Great acting dahhling!

[thisISmartinJR]

@techreviewguru88 bahahahah!!! thanks!!!!!

[MARIAHLOVER58]

Only a lamb would get this video and Understand the sayings!!! Lym xoxoxo lamb4life!!!

[LoboAscuridad1]

When you "don't talk about me dahhlin don't talk about me"

Where can I find that?

[LoboAscuridad1]

@LoboAscuridad1 I think I wrote it wrong but still want to know where can I find that please?

[RantReviews]

@LoboAscuridad1 MTV cribs i think.

[LoboAscuridad1]

@RantReviews okay I will look it up.

[MrKanye38]

This video is GENIUS. Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing, I def get it Lamb! :)

Do you have a Twitter account? Mine is @IamMrKenny

[thisISmartinJR]

@MrKanye38 :-) xoxo. mine is @thisISmartinJR

[Solostar9]

Im like the biggest mariah fan ever and I have to say, this video is AMAZING!!!!! why have it watched it 3 times? lol haha love it man!

[thisISmartinJR]

@Solostar9 THANK YOUUU! xoxo.

[jamstrings100]

I wasnt saying I didnt like it because you're a man dressed in a wig. Im not homohobic as Im gay myself. Maybe its because you're trying to emulate Mariah... but badly.

[thisISmartinJR]

@jamstrings100 ha. sweetheart, listen...as u have so brilliantly gathered from ur observation I am indeed emulating. synonym? imitate. I think its clear that a 23 year old afro-filipino guy probably isnt going 2 b able to pull off being her twin :-) As 4 the other lambs n the land (the reason this video has a 96% positive rating) we simply take the joke 4 what it is.either u kno Mariah's idiosyncrasies or u don't. If u do - simply take the joke 4 what it is. Thx 4 takin the time 2 watch. kisses.

[RantReviews]

Yes! The lambs will get this soooooo funny, love it how you quote the lyrics for the right moment!!!

[thisISmartinJR]

@RantReviews exactly! this video is definitely for the lambs. love u guys <3

[RantReviews]

@thisISmartinJR Aww thanks love you too totes subscribed!! <3

[ferchismex]

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it!!!!

[thisISmartinJR]

@ferchismex :-) thankyou!

[MrZirgoflex]

Sooooooo funny :)

[TheVanessaCruz]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!

[thisISmartinJR]

@TheVanessaCruz :-) glad you enjoyed!!!

[ANGELl89l]

love mimi but that was funny looooooooool i subbed :))))))))

[thisISmartinJR]

@ANGELl89l thanks love! appreciate it xoxo

[greg4ever]

Love it, right on point. You make a beautiful woman btw =)

[thisISmartinJR]

@greg4ever hahaha, i dunno about that! u gotta check out my other videos when my face is BEATTTT down in MAC cosmetics hahahah

[greg4ever]

@thisISmartinJR Hahaha. I will. I've subscribed.

[griselda121]

I love the chocolates part! just kidding I loved the WHOLE video! :)

[thisISmartinJR]

@griselda121 :-)

[ZbmwM5]

haha. Nice work! You forgot "Splashes" and "Just for the nostalgia" though!!

[thisISmartinJR]

@ZbmwM5 i did forget "nostalgia" ugh! maybe ill do part 2....hehe. "splash" is definitely in there tho...near the end :-)

[techreviewguru88]

oh gosh you even walk on your tipi toes like MC! Love it dahling!

[thisISmartinJR]

@techreviewguru88 haha :-)

[jamstrings100]

Im emotionally disturbed after watching that.

[thisISmartinJR]

@jamstrings100 why darling? its just a man in a wig, a bikini and heels on an eliptical...TOTALLY NORMAL

[JPhillippeMusic]

the best shit _______say type of videos...Right on point.

[thisISmartinJR]

@JPhillippeMusic :-) :-) :-)

[psookkas]

seriously, my brain just exploded. this is so good.

[thisISmartinJR]

@psookkas :-D

[LuckeyStarTV]

#dead....you were on POINT!

[thisISmartinJR]

@LuckeyStarTV thanks!!! xoxo. glad u enjoyed :-)

[chikochevere]

Work girl, that was so funny. Perfect. Work work work work work work work work WORK!

[thisISmartinJR]

@chikochevere bwwwahahahahah

[duffelbagone]

u even said like her hah!!

[duffelbagone]

lol ommgg

[liumskxxx]

Love this! Go have a splash to celebrate. Festive darlings. Lx

[thisISmartinJR]

@liumskxxx :-)

[FIERCanlicious]

This is what makes LAMBS united!!

[xoxokaila]

This made my day.

[mjmccd0991]

This is why I love my Lambily. You got me laughing the whole time!!! =)) *now in a very festive mood* Gotta love MC <3

[babysdaddyATL]

WOW! You are a complete FOOL for this...and I love, LOVE, LOVE every minute of it! Just WOW!  May your talent take you far and beyond your wildest dreams.

[richnjust543]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

[sweetheartangel8]

and hey u look like jordin sparks :D

[dak85016]

You're so cute!

[MyNappyRoots87]

Great job! I love all the white wine and skimpy outfits dahhhhling

[lc0309]

DEAD!!!!!!!!!

[larukulupin]

I soooooo hope Mariah sees this! This was so incredibly accurate :P

[techreviewguru88]

I absolutely love this!

[shawtyred420]

LMAOO !

[te5041]

Dahling I love you. For the nostalgia I sang along to every damn song lol!!!!! If you're on twitter follow me @ToHavenot2hold... This so MC lol

[LambBail]

u NAILED it boo. i hope to god mariah sees this.

[thisISmartinJR]

@LambBail child, me too! LOL...lets keep tweeting her and hopefully she will :-)

[kgilbert2005]

I <3 the video!!! I found this at work and I was laughing! Only the LAMBS of the LAND will understand this! <3 Ya for doing this video! I hope mariah sees it soon!!! We need to tweet her this video! So Festive!

[thisISmartinJR]

@kgilbert2005 haha, so glad u liked it! thank you so much for watching!!!

[Kevin18071993L]

@kgilbert2005 Really agree with you, Dahhling! 22 people are true bleaks. LOL I'm a Lamb For Life :)

[sweetnatys]

u....just adorable!!!!! :)

[thisISmartinJR]

@sweetnatys :-D

[ryane70]

i love you :D

[thisISmartinJR]

@ryane70 love you back <3

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@asnallar I like your ideas!

[natlongrox]

so damn true. ahahahah

[chicagoboy131]

Wow...you did your research! I loved the vid, and your singing voice isn't that bad.... :)

[thisISmartinJR]

@chicagoboy131 haha thank you :-)

[LemoNeeGee]

even down to the way she holds a wine glass! i love it! LOL

[P3T3RP3TR3LL1]

Another Lamb here, and I have to say, this was spot on! I loved every second of it! :-D

[thisISmartinJR]

@P3T3RP3TR3LL1 :-)

[McLover20121221]

1:35 nipple slip

[thisISmartinJR]

@McLover20121221 omg so many people are noticing that! hahah, yall are on the prowl for my boobs! hahaahahah

[McLover20121221]

@thisISmartinJR lol its ok u still cute, however, sorry mariah the "nipple slip" picture will leak LOL :D

[zurxath]

LOL! 2:10 LOL!

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@307053m Welcome :)) lol

[gsgrl2000]

now that's dedication... NO OBSESSION!.. LOL :) Lamb 4 Life!!!!

[HollywoodLeo81]

This is SO Mariah! I got every reference, lol.

[biancaahhhh]

Why are you so pretty??!

[thisISmartinJR]

@biancaahhhh pretty?? hahah, thanks but i look GROSSS in this video lmaooo

[msjbeasy1]

Wow...so on point...I remember somewhere on line there was a list of all of the Mariahisms ...I can't remember where...lots o stuff would need to be added now.

[alfy80mc]

so hilarious , love it well done ¡¡¡¡¡

[andavis50]

OMG

[Drew151617]

Impeccable performance!!! LOL You hit the nail on the head! HAHA!

[307053m]

this is stupid

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@307053m Bitch your face is stupid

[307053m]

@DanielAvilaAGT thanks :)

[CarlLeeHowell]

LOVVVVVVEEEE this video.....you hit just about all of Mariah's little ism's....!!!

[daband087]

lmaooo this was awesome "darling this lighting"

[MusicallyUbiquitous]

*DEAD* lol

[encheritto]

Lol loved this!

[nessmx]

OMG that was awesome, i love you for making this AWESOME vid, it really has all the shit mariah says¡¡¡ keep it real

[tlbrady1]

I LOVE this, and I'm ALWAYS proud to be a Lamb!!!! :)