Ellen DeGeneres talks about Portia De Rossi - The Best Of, Part 1

[LeDiskoLove99]

"I got pimp slapped by a sycamore." Hahahahahahaha Ellen! 

[packers890]

'I got a hot wife, her name is Portia Di de de de Rossi' REMIX!! :D

[FruitLooperLove]

LOL I loved the rapping! "Portia De De Rossi" "REMIX!"

[bnndwrds]

Lol that remix killed me

[kcbmh07]

"i got pimp slapped by a sicamore" :D laugh myself stupid everytime i hear that

[mschloekitty]

Love it......... Remix!!!!! Haha! Loved it. Di di Rossi. I love Ellen! She's so funny!

[skydster1]

LMFAO ! that last part hahaha ! REMIX ! buwhahahaha i love ellen <3

[AlexzPattinson]

ARE YOU AWAKE??? hahahahahaahahha

she is amazing and you can tell that she really loves portia!

[Killer13nv]

i love how the crowd always goes wild when Ellen says anythin bout Portia:D

[ALittleBitLonger2010]

"Most of the books in the house are Portia's and they're written in Australian" I love how she refers to Australian as some foreign language, all the time.

[OCswimKim3]

I love when Ellen talks about Portia. You can tell they're soooo in love and Ellen doesn't take herself seriously at all.

[Jun123]

"Can't get out now, i'm married."

LOL

[irinaderevkko]

"I got a hot wife, her name is Portia Di di di di Rossi" lol

[MadMadigan77]

At 5:59 what happened?

[peterpanfan010]

"I got pimp slapped by a sycamore" LOL

[bowwowbabe1768]

what show was it when she was talking about portia singing womanizer

[sophiesam101]

@oddtreenow2 who gives a crap what u think. Ellen is a women and I seriously do u write this everywhere go find something else to piss people off about. It's none of Ur business what they do in the privacy of there own home GO GET A LIFE and stop bothering people who watch these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

[BronteIsCool]

Woman womanizer baby lol

[tashbeckey]

"I got pimp slapped" LOL! thtz funny

[thebdreamer]

lol '' but I wanted my mama''

[pulisilva1]

oh Ellen...i love it.. & nw i wanna be a lesbian too,..lol

[BLONDEBABII16]

Where can I watch the first part. Ellen talking about drinking litter fluid or something like that. Can somebody tell me where I can find that monologue. Thanks! Great video.

[6paws2173]

I didn't like it......I LOVED it!!

[AlexisDawnProduction]

what was the video at 3:23

[PurpleGoldenDoggy]

Usually on one of these videos, I would try and choose the best moment and quote it for my comment..

But she's so funny I can't choose one. If I did, it would be The whole video(:

Thumbs up If you agree:D

[PurpleGoldenDoggy]

"so I was walking around the yard looking for things I might want to saw"

:)

[scratich1]

It's funny that it becomes apparent that it's a joke when she says she's wearing a thong, lol.

[itallkickstartsagain]

LOL i always thought multi millionaires would get up to extravagant things in their spare time. clearly not ellen - "so anyway i was walkin round the yard and i was lookin for stuff i might wanna saw" hahaha

[ViolentPassions]

I love Ellen's rap =)

[errorsinconduct]

Ellen's 50? WOW. I want her genes :D

[naomilylikeisaid]

She really loves Portia <3

[vanzgo25]

AWESOME!! she calls portia "baby" sometimes :) hawwwwwtttttt

[TheClog17]

@oddtreenow2 Does it matter? Labels for people aren't what matter in a relationship. Portia and Ellen are attracted to one another and are really happy together...as is evident in all their videos together. You can't put sexuality in a box, as both it and gender are fluid. Besides, who are you (or anyone for that matter) to question how someone else identifies. That's up to them, and them alone.

[123redapple]

thank you for posting this lovely video, what was the video at 1.43 - 1.50 n 1.51 - 2.20 ??? can't wait for your reply, tq

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@123redapple sorry, but those are both no longer on youtube.. you can send me your email address though, then i'll send you the clips!

[niftyniff1]

@oddtreenow2

even if its true - they're both woman and they're both happy. how can thid be wrong?

[LoveLifeTrust]

@oddtreenow2 never laught that much in my life...

[crlnewlls]

@oddtreenow2 except that ellen IS a woman and portia's not attracted to men.

[staticbandits]

"portia ran out with a first aid kid and a bottle of wine. she wanted to know what happened. i told her i got pimped slapped by a sycamore" so good.hahahaha.

[hebeola90]

man portia is luckkkkkkyyyyyy .....

[ekenn45]

thanks :)

[ekenn45]

What was the video at 6:00???

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@ekenn45 search for "Ellen Discusses Recent Rumors"

[PaniicRoom]

They are so perfect for each other! you can tell how much ellen loves her wife.

[kessi1971ml]

Just love this!!! TY

[azxzn]

haha i love the rap at the end

[rubieblueshoes13]

"i got a hot wife- named portia de de de rossi"

LOL i love ellen

[ilove2lovecena2]

What's the one at 6:38?

[Brenda0312F]

Pimp slapped by a sycamore...hahahahahaha. I love Ellen.

[highlanderraven]

i just simply love ellen! :) no one can be as humorous as she is! Love portia too...she is so sweet >>>:)

[mariahrose210]

i got my own show, i get to be bossy. i got a hot wife, her name Portia de de De Rossi. de de De Rossi, de de De Rossi.

[MirandaAugust64]

where was the rap at the end from?

[BMiMiPiNkk7993]

@MirandaAugust64 She was talking about how rappers always brag about what they have, so she decided to make up her own rap.. Just search "ellen's rap monologue" on YouTube and its the second one down.

[MirandaAugust64]

@BMiMiPiNkk7993 kk thanks

[moogle301]

8:52 what did she say in the gap? why wasn't portia on film?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@moogle301 search for 'Ellen's Monologue - 14-Oct-09' :D

[moogle301]

Kittens ARE animals! but funny, bahaha

[JtotheLSNSDLover]

omg i fell for the portia is pregnant hahhaha lol Portia and ellen is the best couple ever!

[jen15germany]

portia is pregnant ??????????????????????

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@jen15germany no she's not. that was a joke :D

[jen15germany]

@JuliaMuehlbauer haha omg i cnt even remember asking you this because i totally got that it was a joke... hmm maybe i was trying to be ironic but it wasnt obvious enough? dont know ;D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@jen15germany haha oh well xD

[WretchedLivesWhite]

"I got pimp slapped by a sycamore" I didn't know she was so funny. ...Is her show still on?

[AmyHughes95]

@WretchedLivesWhite depends what country your in

[IsCoolSilke]

I like the song on the and its FUNNY XD

[andrearevo1995]

It's really cool that she has all those emmys behind her..hahah xD made me laugh at minute 3:05

[AmyHughes95]

anyone know if the full monologue were shes singing womanizer ( 1:26) is on here? if so can you please send me the link ive been looking for ages!!

[kokoricharmed]

@AmyHughes95 me too ._.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@AmyHughes95 sorry, the account on which that clip was uploaded got shut down, i don't think it's available anywhere else

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@RitShakes indeed she is :D

[bluewarrior05]

that 8:33-8:54 monologue, what was she talkin about? i think i missed this episode. thanks.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@bluewarrior05 the grogramming on her tv said something weird and she wanted somebody to film it so she could show it on TEDS and have proof. :D

[VzWeiFan]

i kinda dont understand the monologue of ellen at 2:17 :P can u explain to me ? :P

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@VzWeiFan she's talking about the people you sit next on a plane. some of them are very afraid of flighing and grab you for support. and she says that portia was one of those people that grabbed her :D

[VzWeiFan]

@JuliaMuehlbauer  oh so that was when she first met her? . how romantic. haha . :D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@VzWeiFan haha no it was just a joke, they met at a photoshoot :D

[VzWeiFan]

@JuliaMuehlbauer oh. wee . >D

[crazybomb888]

where is the source of the clip at 4:35-5:33?

<3 ellen & portia

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@crazybomb888 the clip is called "Ellen's Monologue - Branching Out" and it was uploaded by luvellen0126 . :D

[crazybomb888]

@JuliaMuehlbauer thx a lot :D

[Car1yle]

....And I'm wearing my thong!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@Car1yle haha, who knows if that was a joke!? xD

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@lemonpiie haha no she isn't :-)

[britkimberlylegere]

OH MY GOD. 9:28 YES <3

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@britkimberlylegere can't disagree with that can you? :P

[derossi2001]

love it

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@derossi2001 thanks :)

[orzsebet]

ei guys..where can i see ellen's full monologue, the one she's tryin to sleep and portia is singing womanizer..please.. ")

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@orzsebet it's called "Ellen's Monologue-Ad-Venture" and it's on luvellen0126 's channel

[orzsebet]

@JuliaMuehlbauer ..thanks a lot.. :)

[sugarychocobot]

XDDDDDDDDDDD 2:00

[peppermintcat]

Favourite couple of all time =) I looove both of them :*

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@peppermintcat me too so so much :D ♥

[sugarychocobot]

@peppermintcat Lol The Shannon Osbourne bit

[sugarychocobot]

LOL At the end clip!!! Thanks!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@sugarychocobot LOL back to you, and thanks :D

[kyox89]

thanks for putting them all together. i'm favouriting this. haha!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@kyox89 well thank YOU for favouriting it :P

[tigerluck1124]

im so in love with ellen...portia is a lucky girl...all the best for you guys

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

haha me too i'm in love with the both of them :D

[bambino1993]

ok thanks

[bambino1993]

where did you find the monologue at :16?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

search for "ellens monologue about seasonal allergies" it's on zsuzsu19's channel :-)

[mollosaur]

"i gotta' hot wife her name is portia de rossi, de, de, de rossi"

haha, oh Ellen. :D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

who else could come up with something like that :P

[AniaGustlik]

@mollosaur That part is the best!! Hahahaha!! Love that! Ellen rocks! :)

[xinyiyixin]

Ellen loves Portia very much..

thanx for posting this!!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

they really do seem to be in love! :D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

no problem :)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

hey there :)

it's Annette Bening, and the book they're talking about is Running With Scissors, Annette was in the movie based on the book.

you can watch the whole interview:

Annette Bening on Ellen (10-25-2006)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

haha she sure is :P

[lapower123]

Love ur videos man,thank so much for posting them keep rocking!!!:)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

haha thank you! another one coming tonight :)

[PatriciaZolin]

I loved it!!!

Thanks for uploading!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

you're welcome! ♥

[zudin11]

5:59 which episode is that?? can somebody tell me

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

i dont know the episode, but you can watch the whole monologue at ellendegeneresfrance's channel.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

she IS a hot wife haha

[mrsdegeneresderossi]

hell ya! :))

[nucleuspolposus]

This is THE best video ever!!!!! Thank you so much!!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thank YOU! :)

[lapower123]

I love this video they are so amazing!!!!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

thank you so very much! :)

[xsapphir3]

That is so cute!!! So sweet how in love Ellen and Portia are! Thanks a bunch for uploading!!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

you're very welcome! :)

[SECRETSLOVE700]

I love the ending , thanks you for the video !

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

yeah! haha :P you're welcome!

[joiskyhigh]

Ahh. That really sweet. It's heartwarming how much she loves Portia :)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

she really does :D

[duskmichael]

Incredibly GREAT WORK!! Thank you for posting it!!! I just love it!! =D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

thank you very much! :)

[Dot181]

what episode was 15-1:03 from

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

do you mean the clip about her allergies or their vacation?

[Dot181]

yes i dont think i saw that episode

[ralukatudor]

thank u for this video. great work. you saved the best for last and I loved it. the video when she forgets Portia's birthday is missing . I loved that one. thank u very much .

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks!

I know it's missing - but what do you think the second part is going to contain? :P

[mzzz4444]

Thanks for this great video! :D

By the way, where did you get the shows with Chinese subtitles? (1:17-4:00)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

You're welcome.

The clips with Chinese subtitles are all from luvellen0126. You can see many, many Ellen-clips there.

[tedsfan1]

Great Video! you go girl!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks! Trying to :P

[chikirristrikys]

dos palabras fantastico y perfecto.

Two words fantastic and perfect.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Oh wow, muchas gratias! =)

[trzebia]

this is so great! she is mentioning Portia more and more, sweet couple...

[sarastone101]

hahaha nice :)

[SummerSunshine1988]

So sweet. "Baby" must be Portia's pet name. Those two are my all-time favorite Hollywood couple.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Her pet name? haha, cute :D

[SummerSunshine1988]

Well, you know what I mean. Most couples use pet names with each other. "Baby", "Darling", "Honey", "Dear", etc, etc. I've heard Ellen refer to Portia as "Baby" a number of times, so that's the conclusion I've come to. I could be wrong. But either way, it's sweet.

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

haha, I know what you meant! And I totally agree! Now I'm thinking about doing a montage of Ellen referring to Portia as Baby... hmmm :P

[SummerSunshine1988]

Very funny ;-P Always happy to come up with new ideas. ;-)

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks for that one! :P

[burcu126]

nice work :D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks <3

[ArinRyu]

Awesome!!!! Great compilation!! Thanks!!!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks so much!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

You are all very welcome! :D Glad you like it!

[ntah32]

Thanks for this superb video, I love it!

[kessi1971ml]

Hi Julia, thats sooooo great. amazing. thanx for sharing :D

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Danke!

Das ist in Tulane (einer Uni), du kannst dir das ganze Video im Account von FlackeyR anschauen.

Die sind schon schnuckelig ;-)

[Buschix3]

Hey! Super video! :)

Wo ist denn die Ansprache bei 5:43? is ja witzig^^

Des süßeste is eh bei 6:45 ''Portia, baby!'' =)

[audaces8]

That's amazing!!! Great job!

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

Thanks! :D