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  • This is Y u always pay the driver

  • Sheamus the Taxi driver

  • music?

  • bug at the hot dog vendor.....

  • one day thomas woke up and said fuck it

  • how can he lose his bonnet at 1:40 then get it back at 1:45? Same goes for 2:34 and 2:45!

  • i came here for the song

  • thumbs up for the hotdog jump lol

  • at 1:02 you see a sign saying wtf its electric if.you cant find it

  • And thats the end of the phsyco taxi driver ...

  • LOL at the first hot dog vendor...he was like..duuuuddee!! my hotdogs xD

  • And on his way to the ring...

    Weighing 272 pounds...

    He is the Celtic Warrior...

    SHEEEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUSSSSSSS!!­!!!!!!!!

  • I can't call Roman's taxi. He hates me because I never go bowling with him.

  • 1:20-1:45 WOW strong car!!

  • yeaaaaa.... overusement of explosions ¬¬

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  • WTF how can you swap from a new taxi to an old taxi on the move?

  • 1:09 TAXI SWAP

  • Ebeybodys comments combined for me! Tht was awesome!!! Wats the song?

  • Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

  • Song?

  • our lifes would suck if machinima wasnt in youtube

  • I love the Ending 2:54 EPIC

  • Cool music, explusiv video! :)

  • 1:44 LUCKY BASTARD DIDNT GET RUNOVER!!!

  • 0:30 high face

  • xD I like how he gets pulled over by a cop then ALMOST gets arrested but then pulls a gun out... xD

  • Lol he died at end (look closely at his limp body)

  • 2:22- Reminds me of a Blues Brothers stunt, you accelerate to about 80 MPH, drive off a 7 ft ramp, and go flying 200 ft in the air for God knows who long.

  • Lol

  • The Taxi Driver

    Made by Michael bay

  • thumbs up for epic matrix

  • The song? Please :(

  • Is the first part soundtrack from pokemon?

  • he is driving 2 different taxis lol!

  • @killermanz you are right

  • This is how women drive.

  • 2:05 Hot Dog guy does 'Moon Stand'

  • that... is one bad ass taxi driver

  • GTA IV + Machinima = Machine of cheats

  • You will all remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

  • so, you made a vid about a usuall day in liberty city?

  • music ?

  • @Aldo20122011 ...trollface...wait till the end of the vid.

  • @Aldo20122011 it's in the description.

  • wow, you drive like hell:))

  • 2:39 BOOM! Headshot!!

  • Awesome my favorite part Starts at 2:49

  • What's the song name?

  • 1:20 , 1:29 , 1:32 , 1:45 , 1:48 and the final ! 2:53 . There explosions were made by Michael Bay.

    He wasn't supose to land on Water ?

    Wait we can't land on water !

  • wow! i think it was awesome! must have taken a long time to do that video! Good job!

  • this guy has clearl ynever heard of the health cheat

  • @SirRAG3Quit LOL.

  • 1:06-1:11 Faster than light, he suddenly switches his taxi..

  • LOL in the beggining i thought that was pokemon music

  • thumbs up if you think the vendor man is a ghost

    2:05 - 2:09

  • I just ate a curly fry that looked like a boot with a high heel.

    O.o

  • again that song

  • This video is a perfect example of what Machinima is about! WOOOT

  • nice music

    

  • I like tacos

  • LoL 1:13 "I have a (something) to fire lol it's maybe lawyer idk

  • Thumbs up if you noticed that the cabs change at 1:08.

  • EPIC FAIL First it was a Merit TAxi then it was anowther taxi and after it it was again a merit!

  • @MrRicky6796 so? Where's the fail? So they use two different cars in the production of this vid, big fail

  • Tell me please how to remix songs called please very very important !!!

  • taxi always best car in gta

    

  • 2:26 EPIC 2:33 FAIL!! lol

  • 2:37 - BOOM headshot...

  • @Fergiee78 HHAHAHAH xD

  • @Fergiee78 why did he fly before the car hit him?

  • Name of song?

  • this reminds me of "the hotdog vendor"

  • 1:28 the taxi from hell

  • Nice.

  • somehow this feels amazingly epic.....

  • Being a cop in this city must be a tough job.

  • What is the music in 1:23?

  • at 1:35, is that priates of the carraban theme?

  • Very good filming ;D Respect man!

  • 2:02 THE HOTDOG VENDOR RETURNS!!!

  • 220 people are taxi drivers

  • 2:37 tralala WAT THE BAMM

  • 2:51 amazing! :D

  • Well this was gay.

  • Thumbs up for switching cab multiple times XP

  • TIME FOR SOME CARDIO!

  • why are the cars exploding as the taxi touches them?

    

  • 217 people are innocent hot dog vendors

  • @P4CK4TT4CK 217 people are innocent hot dog vendors that barley survived that it was so epic tha ur mind would explode

  • @P4CK4TT4CK fuck you! these fucking dislikes comments are gay as FUCK!

  • @theXpinkXchord umadbro?

  • pause at 1:48 WTF

  • Did you notice in 1:41 it's a Vapid Taxi, while the next scene it's a Merit Taxi?

  • dont f**k with him.

  • It's Michael Bay's next film!

  • 2:37 (XD)

  • i not sure if this is ment to be serious but i couldnt stop laughting towards the end the driving was insane lol

  • What are you guys talking about? Even my cat drives better than he!

  • @MrDavidKick your right..

  • you drives very cool!

  • Lol WTF? The taxi driver keeps switching taxi's. How is this possible?

  • 1:13. "I have a lawyer!"

  • I have an idea for a GTA 4 video like these. They remake the GTA 2 movie, but instead of real people they use the peds and characters, cars, police and stuff like that.

  • Why make a story thats what taxi drivers do regularly

  • WTF is this ?

    oh my god -.-

  • What's the music?

  • is this some type of explosion mod?

  • 1:47 why is it an explosion in the sky

  • @6789darklord Cause it is GTA IV.

  • @MaleBosszz lol dont make any sense

  • @6789darklord Lol i don't get it either..

  • you're such a shitty storyteller

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  • YOU ON DRUGS

    

  • 0:58 the taxi got a taxi sign on the roof, on 1:03 it doesnt hvae a taxi sign,

    1:09 the taxi got it back.

  • the wooden benches should have exploded

  • just Epic.

    and 214 people could not escape the police

  • awesome

    

  • Thats strange.. The taxi keeps on changing..

  • nicely done :D

  • press 6 for randomness

  • the 4th taxi man of the apocalypse

    

  • omg the taxi driver is claude !?!!?!??!?!?!!?

  • stupid malaka !

  • LOL WTF MAN

    

  • WTF

  • hey is the taxi driver is a secret agent

    

  • Do the trashmaster next :)

  • Woah, its incredible how the driver survives shoots, explosions, traffic accidents and taxi's mid-air crash.(GODLIKE)

  • The movie sucks!! go and kill yourself you idiot...

    The movie is about nothing!!!

  • @eranboker why don't you do a better one?

  • I allready did you asshole

  • @eranbokerplease eat your own balls.

  • Whats up with the music?? Lol this aint Pirates of the Carribean lol

  • I might have a much nicer drive home if every car I passed exploded

  • great video and nice Taxi driver

  • Odd choice of music... Still good yhough

  • NEW YORK taxi

  • nice man

    

  • the explosion stuff at the end of the video was awesome, and i like that tune u play in the background whats the name of it?

  • yo that taxi driver is packing some heat

  • Micheal Bay helped them put  this together

  • best video ever

    

  • 2:36 OW!

  • 2:43 rape!!!!

  • somethings really pissed off this guy......

  • wats the music called?

  • totaly EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NO POST THIS COMMENT TOO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • @backtothehabit People like you should shut the fuck up ok? I was once a noob like you and did it too but you now what i didn't do it and guess what IM HERE TYPING THIS FUCKING COMMENT ONE YEAR AFTER I DIDNT DO WHAT IT SAID. WANNA FUCK WITH THIS YOUTUBER YOU FUCKING SPAMMER?

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NO POST THIS COMMENT TOO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • THE GUY AT 2:21 IS LIKE YOUU BASTARDDD

  • Crazy Taxi game?

  • this guy is crezyyyyyy!! xD

  • stupid taxi driver

  • i am a taxi driver

  • the hot dog vendor was just like um ok

  • why does every car you tuch blow up?

  • anyone else shit their pant laughing at 2:37?

  • biggest...win...ever.

  • @2:07 the hot dog vendor is just like "ok".

  • 0:30 gary barlow lost his voice ???

  • I read the description.

    And I'm still thinking, WTF.

    So basically, the taxi driver gets pulled for nothing, spazzes out for no reason, and then decides to make everything blow up. You will get a job in hollywood when your grown up cos they love unimaginative faggots like you there.

  • How many times is this taxi driver switching from taxis:S XD look carefully at the taxis seems to be different

    great video!!!!

  • very well done

  • hello, wat's your name name the music?

  • I LOVE TAXI DRIVERS!MACHINIMA 5 STARS FOR ALL YOUR VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE!I RESPECT YOU!YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

  • @PCGAMETRAILERINHD You do realize machinima does not make any of these videos. They are people who submit there videos to Machinima and they pay them to upload other people's videos to their channel for publicity. You are not very aware of things are you...?

  • @GTASAMPFlorida ok man.i didn't know that ok?and i am more aware than you.

  • Best Driving in the world :D

  • Moral of the story: Tip your taxi driver

  • The music is half-assed.

  • thumbs up who loves watching the hobo get taken down by the gate haha

  • EVERYTHING I TOUCH EXPLODES!!! WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!???

  • FREAKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • haha call romans taxi next time. its like a commercial

  • YEAH, TAXI DRIVER, YOU BETTER PULL THAT SMG OUT OF YOUR POCKET THATS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO HOLD IT! Teach those cops.

  • thumbs up if you think the taxi driver should have been the protagonist of gta4