Christian Bale - Snakes of Christ

[lottaleaftotal]

Jesus forgive me because I sinned in thought! xD Because of CB.

[sirlegendhead]

YOU'LL SWEAR TO ME

[InfiniteDreamRealm]

Righteous...

[Secundas]

And Jesus said unto his disciples "WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???"

[angel071]

@Secundas. LMFAO! tralalalalaaa

[girlingreensocks]

jesus is hot

[LadyGagaLov3r]

Y'know I always thought Christian Bale looked like Jesus.

Also, his name is CHRISTian Bale! O_O

Spooky! xD

[PreppyPoser1]

Wow look at those shity comments, and we wonder why the world is such a bad place anyways.

[pissingonmagnesium]

I wonder if he thought about this roll when he was playing Pat Bateman and feeding that cat to the ATM.

[PunkMartyr]

this guy can even play Jesus hes a bamf

[angel071]

lol he can do anything and i'll watch it! not only cuz of his looks but cuz he is a great actor.

[ChuckRage72]

BATMAN FOR GOD 2012

[BoyfromSevilla]

girl talk LOL, stfu, its all about power

[MayaKitajima2670]

I'm not a believer, but Christian could convert me.... he really looks like a GOD! *_*

[angel071]

lol yeah.. totally =)

[Moonstream360]

i dont beleive in god either, but if christian became god, id worship him

[Hannay1988]

@Moonstream360 Lol! I already do, hehe! Balehead forever! :D

[chezbrigitte]

Batman as Jesus Christ!!

[ScenemoSweetie]

I'm gonna ask my RS teacher if we'll watch this one day when I have her on tuesday. Having Christian in it will making RS fun for once. Then I'll have to explain to everyone who he is when I start squeeing like the retarded fangirl I am.

[angel071]

LOL

[ScenemoSweetie]

She said no, it crushed my dreams. And then I yelled 'gay' really loudly like, half an hour later. By accident though.

[angel071]

haha sorry to hear that. funny story. youre not missing much, the movie really, really is terrible.

[ScenemoSweetie]

is it?

Any movie with Christian Bale in makes me happy. Especially Reign of Fire, I don't know why, it just does.

[angel071]

yeah its a horrible movie but any bale fan should watch it :).. reign of fire is cool, especially since gerard butler is in it. hee hee

[ScenemoSweetie]

Everyday we recite the 'Keep both eyes on the sky bit'. Then today, the substitute teacher was going on about how each Bale film gets worse. I started yelling at him.

[Hannay1988]

@ScenemoSweetie I'd yell too! What IS he talking about! lol!

[reiserkeiser]

ha stp gonna go to hell for that one lol I love em but they SO, SO stole that riff, fo sho.

[TrainedMarmoset]

i totally wanted to watch this movie for easter, but i can't find it anywhere! it looks kinda cheesy, but i like to fantasize about having sex with chistian bale

[angel071]

oh its THE cheesiest bible movie i've ever seen. it was made by Hallmark. you can get it off Netflix, its out of print. With good reason. It sux big time. i read that Bale did this movie to pay his mortage. This was back in 1999.

[xNymphetamynexGurlx]

This is the best comment I've read in a while.

[clarkemeraldwebster]

lol made me laugh wen he dances to metal

[clarkemeraldwebster]

lol dont suit the part of jesus 1 bit

[RussX5Z]

Yeah good song!! This was from Lucifuge track 2 I believe.

[seanB81]

This song came out like two years before "Sex Type Thing." Danzig has been around forever, he was the singer and writer for the Misfits in the 70's, then did Samhain in the 80's and now he has the band Danzig. He's an icon and much better than Stone Temple Pilots. STP is garbage compared to Danzig! lol

[CatLives9]

I'd burn for an eternity in HELL for a taste of Bale. 8-)

[Starcloud1986]

I like it

[apaecht]

Any youngling who thinks this was a rip off of sex type thing should really listen more and pay attention to the music and the time from whence it came! Sex type thing was a rip off of this riff.

[NeverAloneForever]

Damn this was funny!

[angel071]

thanx, i just wish it some parts werent crappy looking. it was fine when i played it back. but when i uploaded here it turned out goofy. but i'm glad you got a laugh out of it. that was my intention.

[NeverAloneForever]

You're welcome. I can tell. As for MVs and AMVs I can rarely take them seriously. I laugh or die a little inside at most of them. Christian Bale as Jesus does make me laugh.

[balelover99]

You would think Christian Bale as kinda a sex symbol...but he did play a role in this movie...weird! No pure thoughts looking at this! Great video!

[trippinlemer]

this came out before sex type thing

[bilboslagins]

wait Danzig stole this riff from Stone Temple Pilots "sex type thing"

[angel071]

Guess again. Lucifuge came out in 1990 and that Temple song came out in 1992!

[NeverAloneForever]

You owned him!

[jymkll]

OMG!! that Jesus too much HOT...:)

[angel071]

You guys are too funny! I guess it would be pretty difficult too think pure thoughts looking at this Jesus

[Hannay1988]

@angel071 It really would I think sin would win this one!

[ValeriaSue]

"That Jesus is a sin."

Tell me about it! I'm gonna burn in Hell for sure..

[balehead28]

That Jesus is a sin!!!!